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Samantha Myth
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2017.05.18 18:27:02 -
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Almost sixteen months ago today I found myself feeling rather poor. Scrolling through the killmails in the Bringing Solo Back channel I was forever envious of the so called GÇ£Amamake PoliceGÇ¥ and their fleet of Alliance Tournament ships. These were hundred billion ISK ships that they would fly around in the same casual manner that you or I would fly a T1 destroyer. I wanted to be in that club, and I wanted to pull an almighty smash and grab.
There was however a problemGǪ a pretty big oneGǪ I was terrible at PVP! Regardless I was determined to prove myself to these people and earn my way into their ranks. I fit up an Omen Navy Issue (because thatGÇÖs what Elite PVPGÇÖers fly right?) and set destination to Amamake.
I was swiftly turned into an egg by the one and only Tikktokk TokkzikkGǪ My first encounter had not gone very well.
Undeterred I returned a week later in a Keres (because thatGÇÖs what Elite PVPGÇÖers fly right?). Casper24 called out in BSB for help engaging a small FW gang, I swiftly piped up GÇ£my Keres is at your command good sirGÇ¥. Good Fights ensued and I was in! I was in the big boys club!
GÇ£let me invite you to our pub chatGÇ¥
A month or so went on and my chance to really prove myself came about. I was able get a hold of Big MikerGÇÖs Fiend fit resulting in this kill https://zkillboard.com/kill/51797738/. From that point I was no longer just a random pubbie, I was a King Of Lamaa, an Officer of the Amamake PD!
Next problem. These guys would pass around their AT ships like a cheap joint, but only in a mutual trade. A Caedes for a Chremoas, a Moracha for an Imp, no problem, but you donGÇÖt get something for nothing, this was a pay to play club; the price of admission ? 1 Alliance Tournament vessel.
I bit the bullet, grinded hard and bought the cheapest, shittiest AT frig I could find for sale, a Whiptail (Watch me Nae Nae). Additionally I splurged on a Hel supercarrier as a Christmas gift, all to fit in with the whole GÇÿballerGÇÖ thing they had going on.
I then did probably the scariest thing I have ever done in my EVE career. I traded Tikktokk Tokkzikk my shiny new Whiptail and asked for nothing in return, breaking the trend of mutual trades.
GÇ£DonGÇÖt loose it plz, and donGÇÖt get more kills in it than I haveGÇ¥ GÇô Samantha Myth
He did get more kills in it than I didGǪ. A week later though it GÇ£unfortunatelyGÇ¥ had to be sold for an offer I simply couldnGÇÖt refuse (I actually did get a really good sale price for this ship). It had served is purpose, I could now reasonably ask to borrow TikkGÇÖs pride and joy, a Chremoas (M i n i H u n t r e s s) adorned in over 400 killmarks. Common curtesy would dictate that he lend it to me for nothing in return just the same as I had done for him a week earlier.
GÇ£I have a really bad feeling about this, donGÇÖt pull a Sam FoxGÇ¥ GÇô Tikktokk Tokkzikk
The contract went up and I had my rental Chremoas for the next week. Two days later and I was hanging out in Amamake with Casper24 and the rest of the gang, I decided to push my luck asking if I could try out an Imp (The Nepal Project)
GÇ£Oh sure trade me the Whiptail and you take the Imp see which one you preferGÇ¥
GÇ£Sold the Whiptail :<GÇ¥
GÇ£GǪAhh never mind take it, donGÇÖt pull a Sam FoxGÇ¥
Ten Minuets later and both ships, along with a collection of officer modules and an insanely expensive officer fit panther were on a Jump Freighter (the jump Freighter was also not mine) on their way to Jita. Mission Accomplished
At the time of you reading this none of the involved victims are aware they have been robbed, and so you, dear R/EVE reader are here finding out and reading along with them.
Tikktokk GÇô You are the best pilot in the entire game, hands down, no questions asked! You were a good comrade and hopefully you will make an even greater nemesis.
Casper GÇô A rare and genuinely good human being, not to bad at dogpiling unfortunate T1 frigates that come through Amamake either. Lucky you have big daddy Bluemelon to make it rain AT ships all over you anyway, canGÇÖt say I feel too bad here!
Koral GÇô Thanks for the Jump Freighter It was put to very good use.
This was a hard one to pull off and I have got to say I almost wish I didnGÇÖt, I almost became emotionally attached to my victims. But this is EVE and this is the role that I play.
GÇ£DonGÇÖt get soft on me now *****GÇ¥ GÇô Optimo Sebiestor
TL/DR
Became an elite PVPGÇÖer and stole some AT ships. GHSC strikes again and the trophy cabinet grows
http://imgur.com/a/9wCV9
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Tikktokk Tokkzikk
V0LTA
WE FORM V0LTA
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Posted - 2017.05.18 18:30:29 -
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Who would you trust someone named Samantha Myth? |
Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2017.05.18 21:45:45 -
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Sam Fox ... Samantha Myth... obviously just a mythological coincidence!
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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Shawn en Tilavine
Knights-of-Joo
Reverberation Project
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Posted - 2017.05.18 22:00:25 -
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If you're feeling that bad and wish to find absolution, feel free to send me 100 mil ISK, and you shall have it. 
I'm a bit ISK-strapped these days myself.
"The world ain't fair, there is no Santa Claus, and not everyone gets a F'n trophy just for showing up. Welcome to the real world. Welcome to Eve."
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Shallanna Yassavi
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2017.05.19 00:26:26 -
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Shawn en Tilavine wrote:If you're feeling that bad and wish to find absolution, feel free to send me 100 mil ISK, and you shall have it. I'm a bit ISK-strapped these days myself.
Surely you mean 100 bil?
A signature :o
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
2243
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Posted - 2017.05.19 01:55:43 -
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This hardly qualifies as a heist.
Where are the tears of rage? Where is the shaking of fists? Threats of legal action? The obligatory Metric Tons Of Salt (tm) ?
Meh.
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Xianax
Nordic Hawks
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Posted - 2017.05.19 04:08:23 -
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Ill give you props when you infiltrate the CFC, get high up in their leadership and the literally unanchor all the things, empty the corp wallet, take all the blueprints, modules, ships, and disband the alliance.
Getting a ship or two that (while extremely rare) were practically handed to you isn't much of a heist. |
Lung Butter
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2017.05.19 08:12:22 -
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Xianax wrote:Ill give you props when you infiltrate the CFC, get high up in their leadership and the literally unanchor all the things, empty the corp wallet, take all the blueprints, modules, ships, and disband the alliance.
Getting a ship or two that (while extremely rare) were practically handed to you isn't much of a heist.
Your jelly isn't leaving much room for salt. |
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
3152
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Posted - 2017.05.19 14:53:04 -
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Never, ever trust anyone in EvE. Not ever. This is precisely why.
Nice earn 'n burn OP.
Mike Adoulin wrote:This hardly qualifies as a heist. Where are the tears of rage? Where is the shaking of fists? Threats of legal action? The obligatory Metric Tons Of Salt (tm) ? Meh.
Tears don't make the heist. The planning, the execution, and the loot do.
Tears make the story.
Relatively Notorious By Association
My Many Misadventures
I predicted FAUXs
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Shawn en Tilavine
Knights-of-Joo
Reverberation Project
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Posted - 2017.05.19 16:57:40 -
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Shallanna Yassavi wrote:Shawn en Tilavine wrote:If you're feeling that bad and wish to find absolution, feel free to send me 100 mil ISK, and you shall have it. I'm a bit ISK-strapped these days myself. Surely you mean 100 bil?
Aw Crap!! Of course I did!! 
That's what I get for responding late at night when I should be sleeping instead of flying around in space. Let's just call it Temporary Eve Insanity. Yeah, that's it...that'll work.
Of course, when the 100 Bil hits my account, I will promptly forward 10 Bil to you for setting me on the proper path.
Thanks!!
"The world ain't fair, there is no Santa Claus, and not everyone gets a F'n trophy just for showing up. Welcome to the real world. Welcome to Eve."
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Yaosus
Reliables Inc
Vendetta Mercenary Group
85
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Posted - 2017.05.20 10:58:34 -
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Hahahaha
Well now prep up for whatever it is to come. In some cases (rare ones) no amount of isk is worth betraying or backstabbing your buddies, especially if it feels good playing with them. The social component is the most important thing in Eve...for me.
I like to move it move it
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