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Asimov Andies
Gallente Red Blade Industries
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Posted - 2007.05.14 03:51:00 -
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So what does DS do for a living exactly. I am expecting either ***** the forums or some fancy computer work, anything else I will be surprised. Anyone with interesting suggestions will get the satisfaction of making me laugh, and maybe a 1m per that they get out of me. that is a big fat maybe. -=#=- Angry beer bottles make Kaemonn a sad panda
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Vari
Carbide Industries
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Posted - 2007.05.14 04:12:00 -
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Senior at a high school in the US.
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Crimsonjade
Zer0 ToLeRaNcE Terror In The System
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Posted - 2007.05.14 04:19:00 -
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Originally by: Vari Senior at a high school in the US.
always figured he was Prince Charles.... he seems to have alot of spare time
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VinceNoir
Amarr Pyrrhus Sicarii Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.14 04:23:00 -
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DS = Lobo
Originally by: Asylum Seaker 17.8 Mil damage done, 15 mil lost? More **** than that goes down every time I jump through a gate. Go fight a real war.
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Wendat Huron
Lupus Industries
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Posted - 2007.05.14 04:27:00 -
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By the looks of things he's Richard Simmons.
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Shalia Ripper
Caldari High4Life
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Posted - 2007.05.14 04:33:00 -
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Originally by: VinceNoir DS = Lobo
DS isn't that badass.
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Aversin
Gallente JUDGE DREAD Inc. Forces of Freedom
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Posted - 2007.05.14 05:43:00 -
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Well given the frequency that he posts, and the intelligence with which he goes about it I can only assume one thing... Dark Shikari is a robot that feeds off the flesh of unwary forum-goers.
Originally by: Razner Cerizo They will never quit. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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Ket Halpak
ANZAC ALLIANCE Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.14 06:39:00 -
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Edited by: Ket Halpak on 14/05/2007 06:41:21 Anyone seen the black monolith??
No explanation needed here :D
EDIT: Fixed linky _ Check out my blog at RantingsofaCarebear.blogspot.com Privateers: Those who don't adapt become victims of harsh irony |

Ealiom
Infinitus Morti R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.05.14 09:30:00 -
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Edited by: Ealiom on 14/05/2007 09:33:17 Hmmm i'm thinking 'the classic'
He's a rocketman Out of this world
Would explain the Tachikoma fetish Section 9
Would explain all the free time The man obviously has access to a labtop
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Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.05.14 10:18:00 -
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Originally by: Ealiom Edited by: Ealiom on 14/05/2007 09:33:17 Hmmm i'm thinking 'the classic'
He's a rocketman Out of this world
Would explain the Tachikoma fetish Section 9
Would explain all the free time The man obviously has access to a labtop
  
Vari is correct, I'll be heading to Harvey Mudd College in California next year, so might have less time. Right now, the amount of actual schoolwork I have is pathetic, so I have plenty of time for EVE and other things.
Having a laptop helps a whole crapload.
--23 Member--
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Benco97
Gallente Multiverse Corporation The Core Collective
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Posted - 2007.05.14 12:22:00 -
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IADS DS (DOMINATION of online SOCIAL groups) is actually a large group of people who have the plan of world domination in mind. They have access to vast amounts of data on any subject and people like DS can be found in EVERY online community but it's just a clever ruse! They are helpful, friendly and intelligent but NEVER let your guard down! They're secretly ruthless and vengeful, always trying to beat everyone else for he purpose of advancing their groups' goals (taking over every Game/anime con in the world and leading the nerds to war against us all) DS may appear to be nice...but be warned, if he knows you know he'll destroy you. Eat this post once you have read and remembered it's information.
"MY GOD KEEP THIS AWAY FROM BENCO97!!!!!" - Constantine Arcanum |

Ifni
Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2007.05.14 13:06:00 -
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Edited by: Ifni on 14/05/2007 13:04:51 Dark Shikari is infact a scientific experiment. He, or rather, they are a group of chimpanzees, currently tasked with recreating the apparent level of intelligence required to post semi constructively on these forums.
The sometimes contradictory posts are a result of the fragmentary nature of the chimps' social conflicts and constant alpha male in-fighting. They may not be able to write Shakespear, but they can post better than half the users on here.
Dr Ifni, PhD, Chimpanzee Sociologist and Cognivitive Specialist.
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Yendri
Perkone
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Posted - 2007.05.14 13:31:00 -
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Actually, DS is just a little bit misled. people introduced him to Eve Online, but forgot to tell him that it's a game with graphics, etc.
he's been convinced all this time that these forums are the game.... he's a very avid player. 
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Frezik
Celtic Anarchy Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.05.14 14:05:00 -
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Originally by: Benco97 IADS DS (DOMINATION of online SOCIAL groups) is actually a large group of people who have the plan of world domination in mind. They have access to vast amounts of data on any subject and people like DS can be found in EVERY online community but it's just a clever ruse! They are helpful, friendly and intelligent but NEVER let your guard down! They're secretly ruthless and vengeful, always trying to beat everyone else for he purpose of advancing their groups' goals (taking over every Game/anime con in the world and leading the nerds to war against us all) DS may appear to be nice...but be warned, if he knows you know he'll destroy you. Eat this post once you have read and remembered it's information.
Bah, don't worry too much about it. When the nerds rule, we'll just double the output of the Mountain Dew and Doritos factories, import all of Japan at once, and maybe nuke the moon for fun.
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Lola Lollipop
Gallente Snakeskin Ind.
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:13:00 -
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Originally by: Vari Edited by: Vari on 14/05/2007 04:34:27
Senior at a high school in the US.
Thought he was atleast a scientist or professor of sorts. Now I find out he is just another noob, probably 8 years younger than myself. 
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lofty29
Athanasius Inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:25:00 -
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16 year old troll tbfh  --- My sig has gone into exile |

RedFall
Irreligion
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:27:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari
Originally by: Ealiom Edited by: Ealiom on 14/05/2007 09:33:17 Hmmm i'm thinking 'the classic'
He's a rocketman Out of this world
Would explain the Tachikoma fetish Section 9
Would explain all the free time The man obviously has access to a labtop
  
Vari is correct, I'll be heading to Harvey Mudd College in California next year, so might have less time. Right now, the amount of actual schoolwork I have is pathetic, so I have plenty of time for EVE and other things.
Having a laptop helps a whole crapload.
Claremont sucks. And get off my lawn you whipper snapper!!!
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.05.14 19:46:00 -
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DS is employed by CCP to keep the forums from turning into one big whinefest(TM). A sort of anti-mod if you would.
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Shalia Ripper
Caldari High4Life
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Posted - 2007.05.14 20:40:00 -
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He is a bot.
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tankertop
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:02:00 -
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Originally by: Lola Lollipop
Originally by: Vari Edited by: Vari on 14/05/2007 04:34:27
Senior at a high school in the US.
Thought he was atleast a scientist or professor of sorts. Now I find out he is just another noob, probably 8 years younger than myself. 
I'd be (pleasantly) surprised if any professors (unrelated to noddy micky-mouse subjects) play EVE.
No offence
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Sparta Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:04:00 -
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Originally by: Lola Lollipop
Originally by: Vari Edited by: Vari on 14/05/2007 04:34:27
Senior at a high school in the US.
Thought he was atleast a scientist or professor of sorts. Now I find out he is just another noob, probably 8 years younger than myself. 
Let this be a lesson well learned: even teenagers are capable of making you feel like a dumbass  --------
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:05:00 -
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Originally by: tankertop
Originally by: Lola Lollipop
Originally by: Vari Edited by: Vari on 14/05/2007 04:34:27
Senior at a high school in the US.
Thought he was atleast a scientist or professor of sorts. Now I find out he is just another noob, probably 8 years younger than myself. 
I'd be (pleasantly) surprised if any professors (unrelated to noddy micky-mouse subjects) play EVE.
No offence
I know there are a few younger professors that enjoy new age entertainment (as per books and scientic articles). Though, I don't think they are quite as anti-social as some of these pirates.
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Asimov Andies
Gallente Red Blade Industries
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:16:00 -
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Originally by: Ifni Edited by: Ifni on 14/05/2007 13:04:51 Dark Shikari is infact a scientific experiment. He, or rather, they are a group of chimpanzees, currently tasked with recreating the apparent level of intelligence required to post semi constructively on these forums.
The sometimes contradictory posts are a result of the fragmentary nature of the chimps' social conflicts and constant alpha male in-fighting. They may not be able to write Shakespear, but they can post better than half the users on here.
Dr Ifni, PhD, Chimpanzee Sociologist and Cognivitive Specialist.
 
Originally by: Yendri Actually, DS is just a little bit misled. people introduced him to Eve Online, but forgot to tell him that it's a game with graphics, etc.
he's been convinced all this time that these forums are the game.... he's a very avid player. 
  So far a win -=#=- Angry beer bottles make Kaemonn a sad panda
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Glassback
M. Corp M. PIRE
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Posted - 2007.05.14 21:35:00 -
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I am DS.
DS.
If Eve was just a game, it would have a pause button.
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Dan Black
Guardians of Hell's Gate
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Posted - 2007.05.14 23:15:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari
Vari is correct, I'll be heading to Harvey Mudd College in California next year.
I've now officially gone into coma. DS is 17-18-ish?
Not sure when I'll be waking up.
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Miss Anthropy
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.05.14 23:43:00 -
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Originally by: Dan Black
Originally by: Dark Shikari
Vari is correct, I'll be heading to Harvey Mudd College in California next year.
I've now officially gone into coma. DS is 17-18-ish?
Not sure when I'll be waking up.
Yeah, I kinda thought he was a 40 something who worked as an Ubuntu developer and therefore had too much time on his hands. How wrong can you be?
--------- Dude, where's my face ?
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Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.05.14 23:48:00 -
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Edited by: Dark Shikari on 14/05/2007 23:47:27
Originally by: Miss Anthropy
Originally by: Dan Black
Originally by: Dark Shikari
Vari is correct, I'll be heading to Harvey Mudd College in California next year.
I've now officially gone into coma. DS is 17-18-ish?
Not sure when I'll be waking up.
Yeah, I kinda thought he was a 40 something who worked as an Ubuntu developer and therefore had too much time on his hands. How wrong can you be?
The irony about that statement is honestly, compared to most of the real "geeks" I know, I hardly know anything about Linux at all !
Its pretty easy to mistake age for maturity. Most adults these days seem to think of teenagers as mindless idiots who all tlk 2 each uther lik ths using AIM. And for the most part, they're right, sadly.
On the other hand, we're playing EVE; the learning curve basically picks out the top 1% of the population. Certainly not everyone playing EVE is particularly smart or mature, but far more than most other MMORPGs in my experience. I mean, have you ever played Runescape? 
--23 Member--
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Mimiru
Gallente Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.05.15 04:56:00 -
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DS is legion. ---------
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