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Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.20 21:24:00 -
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[@ Ila] Your avatar accurately shows the difficulty of maintaining one's balance. If one had to good-sized watermelons attached to one's chest.
[Like the House sig BTW ] |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.20 21:26:00 -
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[Not to neglect Lin-Young] Marie Osmond plays EVE now? |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.21 20:16:00 -
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Having a hard time hating Aulx-Gao Ekanon. Be back later when hate capacitor is back to full.... |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.22 16:12:00 -
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Oh man, just my luck to get the worst-looking of 400,000 possible player avatars to comment on. If you're not Dubya and Leno's love child, you must be Dubya's and Alfred E. Neuman's. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
65
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Posted - 2012.07.02 21:56:00 -
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You are in deep thought-- about whether you want Tangy Barbecue or Honey Mustard with your McNuggets. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.03 17:11:00 -
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I had to zoom in on you avatar for a better look. Really wish I hadn't. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
67
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Posted - 2012.07.05 15:06:00 -
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Egad, it's one of those iced coffee sipping, pseudo-intellectual, ball-busting gay chicks.
Oh wait, you sig says you're a cross-dresser. Hate it when I get fooled by a tranny. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
67
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Posted - 2012.07.05 20:59:00 -
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Oh crap, Twilight has finally worked its way even into EVE forums.... |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
67
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Posted - 2012.07.06 19:45:00 -
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Off to do a little arc welding, eh? Don't forget to put on some kind of head cover. That hair looks combustible. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
67
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Posted - 2012.07.06 21:21:00 -
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Nice hairdo. Ever find any spiders living in it? |
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Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.12 13:42:00 -
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Your horoscope for today: Continue working on gaining grooming skills and you will be pleased at the results. Baths and showers are some of the arenas where this may take place. This is a time of testing the limits to see how far you can go. Looking less like a skank is important to you now.
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Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
70
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Posted - 2012.07.12 17:29:00 -
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Been playing with mom's makeup again? |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.12 18:25:00 -
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Thanks. I loved you as the evil stepmother in any number of fairy tales, movies and TV shows. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.16 17:50:00 -
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Are those cyborg metallic lip implants? They look almost like real lips! |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.17 23:06:00 -
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Alice Saki wrote:Nice Eyes Yoohoo, need a forum mod over here! That's a no-Hate post. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.23 00:23:00 -
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You chose that pose so we can't see your Adam's apple, didn't you? |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
81
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Posted - 2012.07.23 02:42:00 -
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You and your bank enjoy evicting poor widow ladies, don't you? |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
81
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Posted - 2012.07.24 15:28:00 -
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You again? I thought the black van of vigilante justice already came around for you. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
81
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Posted - 2012.07.25 14:47:00 -
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Yeah, what he said! |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.26 14:57:00 -
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Gaellia, your resilience in the face of sustained hatred is impressive. I'll bet going through express checkout lines with too many items is no problem for you at all. |
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Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
86
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Posted - 2012.08.06 19:35:00 -
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Hey, you look kind of cute. From a distance, with all of that make up on, that is. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
86
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Posted - 2012.08.06 19:41:00 -
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Why yes... somebody did take away my puppy. Made him into egg rolls too. Thank you for mentioning it.... |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
86
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Posted - 2012.08.07 14:33:00 -
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That's interesting. I've never heard of using blue tattoo ink for hair dye. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
86
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Posted - 2012.08.09 17:16:00 -
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Pretty sure you're hiding a giant beer belly under that vest and those folded arms. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
87
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Posted - 2012.08.09 21:18:00 -
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[Mozes Kriebel] There it is. Proof that Homo Sapiens did indeed interbreed with Neanderthals. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.08.10 14:37:00 -
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Man, you look exactly like a corrupt old Japanese politician. Here's another one. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.08.10 22:16:00 -
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You really remind my of George Takei doing his Happy Dance. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.08.11 02:45:00 -
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Kato, no! Now is not the time Kato! |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
96
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Posted - 2012.08.11 15:06:00 -
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Please, take a shower and get a haircut. Don't like to look at sweaty, oily, old man-smelly things during the hot summertime. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
98
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Posted - 2012.08.13 14:38:00 -
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Good job at amping up the hatred. It was getting a little too civil around here. But you still look like a soggy old stained mattress down at the landfill. |
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Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
102
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Posted - 2012.08.13 16:48:00 -
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I didn't want to be the one to say this, but I got picked to do it.... Ahem... Tiger, you need to take more showers. You know-- body odor. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
106
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Posted - 2012.08.13 21:48:00 -
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Your remind me of my high school gym coach Mr. Davis. If you've ever had a high school gym coach, you know that's not a compliment. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
109
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Posted - 2012.08.14 14:57:00 -
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Your off-camera hands are scratching at your pubic lice, aren't they? |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
109
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Posted - 2012.08.14 16:18:00 -
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Sorry you equate sex with pubic lice. Try for a less skanky partner next time. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
112
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Posted - 2012.08.15 14:09:00 -
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Not to be rude, but... what the hell is wrong with you? |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
114
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Posted - 2012.08.16 21:53:00 -
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You're that guy in the soap opera, right? The one who plays the loser abusive money-sucking boyfriend that Madison won't dump? |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.15 15:40:00 -
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Did you mean to make your avatar look like a topless club bouncer? |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.15 20:48:00 -
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Ex-Lax works, but I'd recommend prunes for that. They're natural. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.17 17:44:00 -
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Dude... your face. How did you do that? No, not how. Why? |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.17 19:52:00 -
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Excuse me... miss ::mumbles:: -ter? Miss-ter? Err... genderless person? Oh, sorry-- miss. Could I just get by you through the door here? |
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Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.18 21:05:00 -
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Vincent in Pulp Fiction would call you "palooka," or maybe "punchy." |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
152
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Posted - 2012.10.21 22:48:00 -
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"Lighten up, Francis." -Sgt. Hulka, 'Stripes' |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
152
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Posted - 2012.10.22 18:09:00 -
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Try not to shoot yourself in the foot there, cowboy. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
155
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Posted - 2012.10.23 14:18:00 -
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Snatch the pebble from my hand, little grasshopper. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
159
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Posted - 2012.10.25 15:26:00 -
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There's no use fibbing, I know you did it! Look me in the eye and say you didn't! Look up when I'm talking to you, mister! |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
170
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Posted - 2012.11.05 19:03:00 -
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Are you sure you're in the right line? The line for the low-skilled labor jobs is over there. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
174
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Posted - 2012.11.06 14:31:00 -
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Get some sun or put on a shirt. Sheez. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.11.06 16:59:00 -
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Err, I think you have a little pasta caught in your lip rings. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.11.07 20:00:00 -
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I'm sorry man, I just logged in and played on your Hello Kitty Online account once. No need to get so mad. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
193
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Posted - 2012.11.13 16:26:00 -
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If you test positive for illegal steroids again, we'll have to strip you of your Likes. Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas. Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
193
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Posted - 2012.11.13 22:48:00 -
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Zoe Kaltana wrote:Awww...I can't really hate your cute, tiny little face...that very...little..tiny...face... Active 'Limos' Hate module! Activate, I said! Try overheat module! Why won't that Hate module activate, dammit? Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas. Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
194
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Posted - 2012.11.14 20:19:00 -
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How did you get your toon to look cross-eyed and whacko like that? Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas. Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
200
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Posted - 2012.11.16 18:15:00 -
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Somebody did take my Swingline stapler once and left me a crap Staples stapler. True story. Anyway, you've lost you mind man. Get back on your pills. Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas. Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
208
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Posted - 2012.11.19 21:06:00 -
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Please hold still while I scan those barcodes. Hmm, on sale, 39 cents a lb.! Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas. Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2012.11.19 21:51:00 -
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Uudoo Graeth wrote:duh, which way did he go George, which way did he go.... (every time i see your avatar I think of this cartoon phrase from my youth). Ha, I'd forgotten all about that one. Which one was that? We used to like saying that 'Duh, which way did he go George' in elementary school.
OK, the hate part: You're so old, you're still having fantasies about Leggs and Nair commercials. Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas. Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2012.11.19 22:32:00 -
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OMG! Is that Jesuis C-C, or BABY GRODZIRA!? Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas. Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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Khergit Deserters
232
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Posted - 2012.12.04 20:42:00 -
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Would be better if you'd just turn the lighting completely off. You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams |
Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2012.12.05 19:16:00 -
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I knew a guy in school how did tough facial expressions like that. Usually he did that when he didn't understand something. You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams |
Khergit Deserters
246
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Posted - 2012.12.10 16:57:00 -
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It's not your fault, but EVE dreads look like sausages. In your case, elongated white bratwursts, maybe. You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams |
Khergit Deserters
247
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Posted - 2012.12.10 22:31:00 -
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Zimmy Zeta wrote:I didn't know unitl now that it was even possible to make a duckface in eve....
Torn between admiration and loathing now..... Hey, I resent that. If she had black hair, Cynthia Gallente would look a lot like my ex-girlfriend. Well, she wasn't really my ex-girlfriend. I wanted her to be my girlfriend, and she was kind of into that, but kept backing off and switching to "just friends"....
Anyway just don't call somebody who looks like my almost ex-girlfriend a duck face! You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams |
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Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2012.12.10 22:35:00 -
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You look just like my screwed in the head almost ex-girlfriend. So there! You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams |
Khergit Deserters
252
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Posted - 2012.12.11 17:59:00 -
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Whew, what's the funky cheese smell? Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't know there was such a thing as a foot odor medical condition. You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams |
Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2012.12.12 15:24:00 -
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'Ey, it's Tommy Iommi! We're not worthy! You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams |
Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2012.12.13 22:02:00 -
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Is that a Devo New Traditionalist pomp you're wearing? You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams |
Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2012.12.19 20:03:00 -
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Ack! It's a talking mannequin! You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams |
Khergit Deserters
564
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Posted - 2012.12.27 22:41:00 -
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Hey man, read the sign: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service. 'The difference between you and me is, I know I'm crazy.'-á -The late Jack H.-- old Texas guy, professional fish poacher, wise man |
Khergit Deserters
644
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Posted - 2013.01.17 20:21:00 -
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Oh, excuse me, is this Post-It yours? I think it came off of one of those push pins in your head. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.01.18 15:15:00 -
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I hate to see what that white coat looks like once your undead flesh starts falling off. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.01.21 17:57:00 -
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Your avatar seems pretty harmless, but somehow looking at it makes me feel a little nauseous. No joke. I'll try this advice I googled:
Please try looking to the screen with one eye to see if the discomfort decreases. If that doesn't work, trying looking at the screen at arms length.
Hmm, not helping.... If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.01.23 18:47:00 -
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I know that expression. It's the one I've seen on the faces of psycho ex-girlfriends. Nature's way of saying, "I'm not quite all here-- get away while you can!" If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.01.24 16:46:00 -
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Hey Calico-Jack, look, there's something on your chest.... ::Does that high school thing where you bump them on the chest, then when they look down, you quickly run your hand up and flick them on the nose:: Har har, gotcha! If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Khergit Deserters
780
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Posted - 2013.03.07 20:54:00 -
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Oh no, we'd be happy to help you hate on yourself. Here's your Stuart Smalley Daily Affirmation: You're not good enough, you're not smart enough, and doggone it, people dislike you! If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Khergit Deserters
780
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Posted - 2013.03.07 22:11:00 -
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You look like you're pretending somebody else passed the gas. Come on, 'fess up! If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Khergit Deserters
780
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Posted - 2013.03.07 22:54:00 -
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No, no, no. Zapp Brenigan and I are watching duck migrations. [But seriously, that would be kind of a cool scene].
And by the way, no positive comments allowed in here! If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.03.08 22:27:00 -
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How do you get that hair color? Bleach or dye? If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Khergit Deserters
783
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Posted - 2013.03.10 04:56:00 -
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Graygor wrote:Your previous Mr zmiyagi pose was so much cooler. That was before I had to start watching for asteroid near misses. Now I'm on perpetual standby. Somebody's got to do it. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Khergit Deserters
783
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Posted - 2013.03.11 00:45:00 -
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This is a spaceship game, not a venue for two-bit lounge singers! If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Khergit Deserters
783
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Posted - 2013.03.11 14:19:00 -
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You're a jump clone, aren't you? The one your main uses when he wants to go out rutting around. |
Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.03.11 17:14:00 -
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They're to protect my eyes at the tanning salon. Speaking of which, you might try one. They'll take that pasty, doughy, blind cave salamander look right off of you. |
Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.03.12 14:30:00 -
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Don't just stand there. It's time to feed your Hello Kitty Online virtual pets. |
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Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.03.13 19:05:00 -
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Are you a corpsicle? No seriously, if that's what you were going for, 9.9/10. |
Khergit Deserters
792
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Posted - 2013.03.15 18:33:00 -
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You guys aren't doing it right. It's hate the avatar above you, not the player above you.
@Caelis Boirelle You spend a lot each month on special shampoos and conditioners, don't you? |
Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.03.18 15:12:00 -
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That moptop doesn't match that military uniform. Get a haircut ya bum! |
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Posted - 2013.03.19 19:18:00 -
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Dude, your buttchin.... |
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Posted - 2013.03.22 14:54:00 -
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Give me 50, then get a toothbrush after that tile, private. |
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Posted - 2013.03.25 16:28:00 -
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Looking at you instantly charged my hate capacitor to full. Game on! |
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Posted - 2013.03.26 18:14:00 -
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#1 on the list of most-ignored hate crimes: Calling ginger-haired people 'Red,' 'Rusty,' 'Carrot Top,' or just 'Ginger.' |
Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:09:00 -
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You guys and your shades. If you have eye trouble, just save up your isk for an Odin Eye (Left) and an Odin Eye (Right). |
Khergit Deserters
857
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Posted - 2013.03.29 19:14:00 -
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Those goggles have lens that I can make lighter or darker at will. When I have to talk to you, just I make them completely opaque. |
Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.04.01 14:18:00 -
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Graygor wrote:M posting here simply to bump the thread. That is how big my contempt for you is!
Also where is your Quafe shirt? How do I get one of these Quafe shirts? I am a master of many things, but Quafe garment-fu isn't one of them.
@Aerethir Take of that sturmtrupper jacket and get into tthe required uniform. You know, a Quafe shirt. |
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Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.04.02 18:30:00 -
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Get out of here Joaquin Phoenix! |
Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.04.03 19:57:00 -
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Graygorses... we hates it! Wicked, tricksy, fffalse! ::smacks fish on a rock, mumble mumble:: |
Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.04.05 17:53:00 -
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Hey, keep it down over there, you two squids! Go cross the equator again or something! |
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Posted - 2013.04.05 20:31:00 -
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Take of that paisley jacket thing, Silens! It makes you look like a damn 1960s San Francisco hippy! |
Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.04.09 17:01:00 -
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I don't know why, but somehow you remind me of the Japanese action hero Kamen Rider. Pretty weird, huh? |
Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.05.06 18:59:00 -
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You're not hateable enough for this thread. What are you doing here anyway? |
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Posted - 2013.05.07 14:43:00 -
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As somebody somewhere else said, you look a little like Bieber. |
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Posted - 2013.05.09 17:46:00 -
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You're just a Nord or Swadian sympathizer, aren't you? Admit it. |
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Posted - 2013.05.13 16:46:00 -
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Er, dude, I think your red hair dye is dripping? |
Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:54:00 -
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I wish I could skip you too. |
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Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.05.23 17:57:00 -
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I find you disagreeable and I really don't care for you much. You are likeability-challenged. |
Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.05.24 15:36:00 -
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::Using my hate Chi energy to take away a few hundred of your Likes. Give me a little time, I can do this....:: |
Khergit Deserters
1138
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Posted - 2013.05.24 15:47:00 -
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That's my hand grenade exploding behind you.
And also, enjoy that "chicken."
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Khergit Deserters
1150
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Posted - 2013.05.29 16:58:00 -
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Ever see somebody that you just want to slap, for no particular reason? Well that's you. |
Khergit Deserters
1151
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Posted - 2013.05.29 17:57:00 -
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Ever try prunes? They might help. |
Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.06.10 19:50:00 -
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That stoneface sort of reminds me of Mount Rushmore. Or a trip to the Early Humans section of the museum. |
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Posted - 2013.07.02 15:54:00 -
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Have you ever noticed that your head is the same width as your biceps? |
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Posted - 2013.07.05 17:17:00 -
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Capt. Fabulous, give that sweaty plastic suit a break. It's July already.
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Posted - 2013.07.05 22:02:00 -
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I like that barcode on your head. Hey, 25% off! I might think about it when they have the 50% off clearance sale. |
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Posted - 2013.07.29 15:00:00 -
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According to the popular grocery store paperback Body Language, crossed arms expresses hostility and/or defensiveness. You're never going to win friends and influence people that way, Mr. Valador.
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Posted - 2013.07.29 16:00:00 -
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Graygor wrote:And what does it say about your mug looking like you're sucking a sour candy while receiving some bad news? As my second grade teacher used to say, "Do as I say, not as I do." Is that some sort of weight loss suit you're wearing? 'Sweat your way thin' or something? |
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Posted - 2013.07.30 15:55:00 -
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duglas Luven wrote:the reason you remember what your 2nd grade teacher told you is because it was only last week. Somehow you remind me of an action figure. With a rotatable head. |
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Posted - 2013.08.01 20:33:00 -
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Hate gun set to stun! Not enough for you, eh? Hate gun set to kill! |
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Posted - 2013.08.05 17:29:00 -
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Yeah, you should feel guilty about that. I we caught it on surveillance camera too. |
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Posted - 2013.08.07 22:06:00 -
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Dude, you're in the wrong building. Casting for zombie extras is next door. |
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Oh great. Just as I'm getting my honey in the mood with some soft light and love music... here comes Mr. Fabulous and his FABULOUS spotlight. |
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Posted - 2013.08.19 22:07:00 -
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I see we go to the same optometrist.... |
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Posted - 2013.08.20 14:21:00 -
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Hmm, I think somebody in here stepped on dog poop. And it wasn't me. |
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Posted - 2013.08.22 15:06:00 -
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See my squinting eyes, Alice? They're shooting rays of hate at you. |
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Posted - 2013.09.08 18:06:00 -
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Bah. Welsh, Scottish, whatever, you're all English in Japan. |
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Posted - 2013.09.10 16:31:00 -
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That crash helmet looks almost like real hair! |
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Posted - 2013.09.16 15:12:00 -
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Please don't encourage Graygor to take off his glasses. It would be like the scene in the Phantom of the Opera where the girl pulls of the Phantom's mask. Real horror show. By the way, please keep yours on too. |
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Posted - 2013.09.18 23:30:00 -
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I don't know why, but you kind of remind me of this old guy. |
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Posted - 2013.09.20 20:49:00 -
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Thanks, the regulars kind of ran out of snarky things to say to each other. What's going on in "Twilight" these days? |
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Posted - 2013.09.23 18:57:00 -
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How did you get your eyes to cross like that? |
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Posted - 2013.09.30 21:42:00 -
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Thanks for showing up. You're just the right kind of toon to draw some sincere hate and keep this thread going. |
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Posted - 2013.10.01 14:06:00 -
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Graygor... your presence is like a waft of the broccoli in the fridge that has gone slightly bad. |
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Posted - 2013.10.02 18:27:00 -
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Hey, no hating on my hobby. Random, you have that pretending-it-wasn't-you-who-passed-the-gas look on again. |
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Posted - 2013.10.10 15:38:00 -
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Admit it, you can't see a damn thing through those goggles, can you? |
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Posted - 2013.10.15 16:34:00 -
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Disheveled casual slacker infidel! You are a disgrace to the faith and the Amarr Empire! You are henceforth forbidden from you from taking snapshots in front of it's imperial symbol! So let it be written; so let it be done. |
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Posted - 2013.10.25 18:22:00 -
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You're not going to dye your hair black to coordinate with the new suit? |
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Posted - 2013.12.04 14:34:00 -
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I'm sorry sir, we have rules here. No cyborgs allowed. You're welcome to come back in a fresh clone and a shirt with a collar. |
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Posted - 2013.12.05 15:05:00 -
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If you want to look like Vampirella you need bigger ta-tas. |
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Posted - 2013.12.05 16:39:00 -
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Alpheias wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:If you want to look like Vampirella you need bigger ta-tas. You are just jealous that I am hot and you are not. Who says I'm not hot? |
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Posted - 2013.12.27 21:10:00 -
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You necroed this thread, just to hate me? Ah, you shouldn't have.... |
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Posted - 2013.12.30 16:05:00 -
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That's a nice wildlife habitat you have on your head there. |
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Posted - 2013.12.30 19:42:00 -
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That cockroach is dead already, no need to keep monocle-zapping it. |
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Posted - 2013.12.31 17:02:00 -
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Happy New Year! The start of a new year is always a good time to make changes and improvements....
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Posted - 2013.12.31 19:48:00 -
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Here's one for you Matokin: That's a pretty good Chapelle you did there! |
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Posted - 2014.01.13 15:48:00 -
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What are you lookin' at? You lookin' at me? Huh? You lookin' at me? |
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Posted - 2014.01.14 18:22:00 -
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Hey, mind using those arms on this jar of pickles for me? That lid is really on there tight. |
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Posted - 2014.01.16 15:27:00 -
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Somehow, it looks like you're about to blast off into the sky, like Team Rocket. Or maybe levitate, like a helium balloon. No, two helium balloons. |
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Posted - 2014.01.16 22:11:00 -
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Welcome back, we've been keeping some spite warmed up for you.
What are your thoughts on the Rubicon release? Please let us know. I've been having some trouble getting to sleep. |
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Posted - 2014.01.20 14:21:00 -
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Foul! You didn't hate the avatar above you. That's a yellow card or 5 minutes in the box, your choice. |
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Posted - 2014.01.21 14:53:00 -
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complete lack of boobs |
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Posted - 2014.01.23 15:41:00 -
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Come on, lighten up a little. You look like a Human Resources director who's about to start passing out some pink slips. |
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Posted - 2014.01.27 20:25:00 -
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Hey, no lying please. You don't hate ducklings. |
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Posted - 2014.01.28 18:11:00 -
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Maximillian Stark wrote:Putting a filthy coin on your eye doesn't make you look more badass or smarter pal! Hey, did you bring enough opium for all of us? |
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Posted - 2014.01.29 18:54:00 -
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What was that? We can't understand what you're saying. It sounds like you're speaking in some kind of Cookie Monster death metal vocals voice. |
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Posted - 2014.01.31 18:17:00 -
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Dang, you sure have a lot of hardware there... Do you have to reboot or troubleshoot very often? |
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Posted - 2014.02.07 19:29:00 -
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Could you just sit down and relax a little? That tense pose is making me nervous. |
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Posted - 2014.02.14 18:03:00 -
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Your avatar looks like he just enjoyed the #3 meal deal at McDonald's. With a super size diet Coke. |
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Posted - 2014.02.15 15:40:00 -
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You are everything that is unattractive about the odd, awkward species of simian bipeds called homo sapiens. |
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Posted - 2014.02.18 15:10:00 -
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::In high, prissy voice:: Girl, you need some fashion disaster relief! Summer's the time for showing off those little tatas in a tank top, not winter! |
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Posted - 2014.02.18 18:24:00 -
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Pffft, logic. As if logic ever counted for anything. I can fly my spaceship straight through a station or a planet, OK? |
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Posted - 2014.02.19 16:18:00 -
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Spock wouldn't hate you, because hate is an emotion and emotions aren't logical. But I'm not Spock. |
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Posted - 2014.02.24 17:48:00 -
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Your avatar's kind of hard to hate, but I can manage. |
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Posted - 2014.02.25 14:46:00 -
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If you grew your hair out a little you could look like Michael Angelo Batio. One of the world's fastest and most pointless shredders. |
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Posted - 2014.03.03 14:57:00 -
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You're never going to get a date being like... like... well, I just don't know where to start.... |
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Posted - 2014.03.06 16:16:00 -
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Hey, I think I found a date for you. I think she's just your type. |
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Posted - 2014.03.10 14:16:00 -
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You should check the warranty on that clone. It looks like you got a defective one. |
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Posted - 2014.03.11 17:34:00 -
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Being able to go 10 days without a shower isn't anything to be proud of. |
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Posted - 2014.03.12 17:56:00 -
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You portrait could look better if you adjusted the light level some. Like, to all the way black. |
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Posted - 2014.03.24 15:44:00 -
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In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!!!
(Wait, not much hate in that I guess. Don't worry, I'm working on it....) |
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Posted - 2014.03.25 17:17:00 -
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You look a little like my dog does when he hears the scoop going into the dog food bag. |
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Posted - 2014.03.27 20:09:00 -
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Hey, err... you know those scratches you gave you are showing, right? |
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Posted - 2014.03.31 18:38:00 -
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Visually, that's very nicely composed portrait. Too bad you're in it. |
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Posted - 2014.04.01 13:38:00 -
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Keep the cork on the fork, Liaf. |
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Posted - 2014.04.30 01:38:00 -
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Random McNally wrote:I hear you're only a couple more sales away from the Pink Mary Kay RifterGäó.
Could you please turn down the brightness, or else zoom out a little? Oh, my eyes.... "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
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Posted - 2014.05.02 02:35:00 -
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Don't play prissy, we all saw that double dipping in the French onion dip. "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
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Posted - 2015.01.08 01:43:27 -
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The Alan Parsons Project, "I Wouldn't Want to be Like You"
"My mule don't like laughing. You can apologize to my mule and can be alright."
-The Man with No Name
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Posted - 2015.01.13 03:53:42 -
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Wait, are you a bieberbumpert? I'm not sure if that's good or bad. No matter, you'd better explain yourself!
"My mule don't like laughing. You can apologize to my mule and can be alright."
-The Man with No Name
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Posted - 2015.01.22 02:43:03 -
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Don't worry about gravity. It's your friend. OK, not really your friend. But worrying about it won't help. Maybe a few hours per day in the 0 g gym could be recommended? You know, for the old ticker and all.
"My mule don't like laughing. You can apologize to my mule and can be alright."
-The Man with No Name
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Dude... That white egghead. Could you put some hair on it, or a baseball cap, or a sombrero or something? Or maybe some spray tan?
"My mule don't like laughing. You can apologize to my mule and can be alright."
-The Man with No Name
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Posted - 2015.01.25 01:52:50 -
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Bill, Mary, and Dark Avatar are sharing a pizza. It is sliced into 8 slices. Bill ate two slices, and Mary ate two slices. How many slices did Dark Avatar greedily hork down?
"My mule don't like laughing. You can apologize to my mule and can be alright."
-The Man with No Name
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Posted - 2015.02.07 01:42:47 -
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::Closes eyes and tries hard to hate::: You have really horrible taste in movies! Or music! Books... Got it! I bet the last book you read had pictures! No wait, the last book you read, you colored in the pictures! Ha ha, got you!
"My mule don't like laughing. You can apologize to my mule and can be alright."
-The Man with No Name
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Posted - 2015.02.14 23:52:11 -
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I'm sorry, but your avatar looks too much like a real EVE player. You know-- nerdy.
"My mule don't like laughing. You can apologize to my mule and can be alright."
-The Man with No Name
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Posted - 2015.02.16 00:12:13 -
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You're that guy who pees on the toilet seat in the public toilet, aren't you?
"My mule don't like laughing. You can apologize to my mule and can be alright."
-The Man with No Name
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Posted - 2015.03.18 23:41:59 -
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You look funny. And you wear weird clothes.
'I beta tested this game 10 yrs ago. I saw back then it was going to be a carnival of degenerates....'
-HarleyDavidson Nightrain
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Posted - 2015.03.19 15:18:03 -
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You are obviously a very selfish person. Couldn't be bothered to put huge hooters on your char for all of us to enjoy, eh?
'I beta tested this game 10 yrs ago. I saw back then it was going to be a carnival of degenerates....'
-HarleyDavidson Nightrain
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Posted - 2015.03.20 02:39:51 -
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No, I will not introduce you to my sister.
'I beta tested this game 10 yrs ago. I saw back then it was going to be a carnival of degenerates....'
-HarleyDavidson Nightrain
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Posted - 2015.04.02 17:42:56 -
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Hey you, read the sign! No shirt, no shoes, no service.
My advice to you: Do not ever look up "worst guitar solo" on Youtube. You will be sorry. No joke. Really and truly sorry.
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Posted - 2015.04.14 03:05:57 -
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Don't you know you need some Mr. T gold chains to fill out that look? Come on man....
My advice to you: Do not ever look up "worst guitar solo" on Youtube. You will be sorry. No joke. Really and truly sorry.
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Posted - 2015.05.01 16:38:28 -
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Lighten up, dude. Why you Caldari always so uptight?
My advice to you: Do not ever look up "worst guitar solo" on Youtube. You will be sorry. No joke. Really and truly sorry.
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Posted - 2015.05.05 19:41:51 -
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My dad can beat up your dad.
My advice to you: Do not ever look up "worst guitar solo" on Youtube. You will be sorry. No joke. Really and truly sorry.
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Posted - 2015.05.06 00:48:12 -
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My mom and dad can beat up your mom and dad in a mixed tag team death match.
My advice to you: Do not ever look up "worst guitar solo" on Youtube. You will be sorry. No joke. Really and truly sorry.
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Posted - 2015.05.14 17:30:37 -
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Wake up grandpa, you're dozing off again.
You're trying to conquer me
You never will conquer me
-Delroy Wilson
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Posted - 2015.06.04 17:11:05 -
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When you were born, the doctor didn't slap you. He slammed your mama.
You're trying to conquer me
You never will conquer me
-Delroy Wilson
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Posted - 2015.06.16 17:25:14 -
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What's the matter man? You look like you've been in your bedroom listening to The Cure for a week straight.
You're trying to conquer me
You never will conquer me
-Delroy Wilson
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Posted - 2015.07.02 17:39:25 -
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I just read on Yahoo news that people with light-colored eyes are more likely to be alcoholics. Are you sloshed/potted/ hammered/plastered/blotto ATM??
You're trying to conquer me
You never will conquer me
-Delroy Wilson
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Posted - 2015.07.07 18:29:31 -
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What the heck are you doing down there, anyway?
You're trying to conquer me
You never will conquer me
-Delroy Wilson
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Posted - 2015.07.09 21:28:01 -
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Ever read Edgar Allen Poe's "The Tell Tale Heart"? That's how that white eye makes me feel.
You're trying to conquer me
You never will conquer me
-Delroy Wilson
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Posted - 2015.08.04 01:07:13 -
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Lighten up Francis. (Love that scene. What happened to that actor?) Don't worry, in earnest hate charging the cap and coming your way....
You're trying to conquer me
You never will conquer me
-Delroy Wilson
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You and the poster above you have failed at crossing your arms completely. See how I did that? 2 for 1 hates!
You're trying to conquer me
You never will conquer me
-Delroy Wilson
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