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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.05.16 14:02:00 -
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Proud members of the Vigilance Infinitas Alliance
Juba Corp Is Now Recruiting
Juba Corp is currently recruiting players from all time zones, and all aspects of the game. Whether you enjoy PVP, Exploration, or Industry, we do it all.
Here are a few key benefits of becoming a member of Juba Corp.
1. No Taxes ū Yes, thatĘs correct. Juba Corp does not tax its members. We require a small monthly fee that is easily earned in an hourĘs time using the various resources of 0.0 space. (New members are exempt from any fees during their 1 month trial)
2. Corp Insured ships - The monthly fees among other things go to pay for Corp insured ships for Corp and Alliance ops up to and including Battleships.
3. Capital ship and T2 production ū We can produce multiple capital ships, as well as many T2 items which are all available to Corp members at discounted prices. Over the 3 years since our creation, we have amassed a nice collection of blueprints. This means no dangerous trips through 0.0 choke points to get the items you need. Juba Corp has the ability to provide you with nearly everything you need to fully experience EVE and life in 0.0 space.
4. PVP ū Juba Corp throughout many wars during our existance has developed a very talented PVP team which has earned alot of respect from our allies. We can help you become better at fighting, regardless of your skill points or past PVP experience level. We run PVP operations on a regular basis, from small skirmish engagements to large fleet and capital operations.
5. A great group of people ū Everyone in Juba Corp can call one another a friend. Through working together towards common goals, we have formed a corporation unlike any other in EVE. We invite you to become part of this.
Requirements;
1. Teamspeak ū Members are required to be on Teamspeak if at all possible while they are online. Teamwork is paramount, and Teamspeak is an integral part of this.
2. Teamwork and Positive attitude ū Juba Corp prides itself on always helping fellow members and it is expected and required from all new recruits as well.
3. Able to speak English.
For any questions or applications please contact TADO in game, join our public channel - juba or visit our forums at Jubacorp.com
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Professor Claw
Cynosec Holdings
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Posted - 2007.05.17 11:14:00 -
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Having flown alongside alot of Juba members in combat I would definitely recommend flying with them.
Watching them close a system with just a sabre and huginn is fun to watch, especially as more people turn up to help just to find out why the killboards are filling up so quickly
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.05.18 15:49:00 -
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Still recruiting
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.05.20 11:25:00 -
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Thanks to everyone who has contacted us so far, we are still actively recruiting players from all timezones who are interested in living in 0.0.
We have constant PvP ops available to those who just want to fight in small roaming gangs. If you want Capital or Fleet combat we can supply that as well alongside our fellow Alliance members, the majority of who are battle hardened experienced veterans of multiple wars.
For those interested in the Industrial side of the game, we also have alot of experience in mining and production upto and including capital ships and T2 items as well as our members having alot of success in invention and exploration.
JuBa isn't about helping the Corp wallet to become isk rich, JuBa is about the members, if the members are rich then the Corp is rich.
P.S. Bump :)
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Jim Linger
Federation of Freedom Fighters
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:31:00 -
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bump ;-)
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Commoner
Caldari
Emergent Chaos
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.05.20 21:49:00 -
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I strongly recommend those guyes, really good chaps you can't go wrong with.
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Copenhagen
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.05.21 15:04:00 -
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If your looking to be part of a "team" then we are the right corp for you. Players who only think of themselves before the corp dont fit in well with us.
Juba has a strong core of players with high SP's that can help you learn the ropes of EVE. We have pretty much been there, done it, and got the tee-shirt.
Give us a try. You wont regret it!!
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.05.22 16:28:00 -
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 Originally by: Commoner
I strongly recommend those guyes, really good chaps you can't go wrong with.
Thanks for the recommendation Commoner, your invite still stands, you just need to press the button!
We are still recruiting for PvP'ers, Industrialists, and drunken people who sing on ts 
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Ryushe
JuBa Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.24 18:12:00 -
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Thanks for the kind words so far. We are still looking tho, drop us a visit ingame.
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crice
Caldari
CRICE Corporation
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.05.24 18:58:00 -
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Great corporation! Impressive combat skills and self sufficient.
o7
crice
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.05.25 08:19:00 -
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Edited by: Kretin on 25/05/2007 08:20:37
Thanks for the responses so far, lots more are welcome :)
Ive added Copenhagen to the contact list for the US Timezone as Tado was feeling a little overworked
Also remember to join our ingame channel - 'juba' which always has people there willing to talk
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.05.26 23:43:00 -
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Yes were still recruiting and more names have been added to the contacts list to ensure all applicants are dealt with asap
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.05.28 09:17:00 -
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still recruiting
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Ryushe
JuBa Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.29 18:24:00 -
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Yarr people, we're still at it. If you're looking for a fun time and a good bunch of people, come talk to us, either via our forums or via the ingame channel 'juba'. Hope to see you there!
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Ryushe
JuBa Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.30 19:45:00 -
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For those looking for a nice corp with a very international memberbase, both timezones represented, 0.0 life, good leadership (if I may say so myself) and a good bunch of friends around us, come check us out.
Join channel 'Juba' or send an evemail to the people mentioned in the OP. Also, you can post a little bit about yourself on our forums and someone will contact you asap.
Thanks for your interest and time reading this, and hope to see you soon!
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.06.02 20:50:00 -
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\o\ \o/ /o/
Ding-dong! Legendary Juba Corp seeks new people!
Wanna play with ginger dutchmen, hillbilly yanks, some whatnots, hot blonde swedish chicks (played by men) and a slightly *** UK sadist?
Join ingame channel 'JUBA' now!
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franny
Phoenix Knights
Dark Nebula Galactic Empire
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Posted - 2007.06.03 03:47:00 -
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Edited by: franny on 03/06/2007 03:49:05
Originally by: Kretin
and a slightly *** UK sadist?
Tyler wasn't in Juba when I looked 
is Cope still cwazy?
bump for some fun people o/
ohh, the good ol days
/minor hijack
Kretin, contact me ingame, I got things to tease you about
/minor hijack off
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.06.05 09:17:00 -
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Still Recruiting
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.06.06 08:38:00 -
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Still Recruiting, Join InGame channel 'JUBA' or visit our forums HERE!
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.06.08 11:17:00 -
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There once was a young girl from Australia
Who painted her bum like a dahlia.
A penny a smell
Went down very well,
But tuppence a lick was a failure.
Still Recruiting
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.06.09 18:00:00 -
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There once was a fellow named McSweeney,
Who spilled some gin on his weenie,
Now just to be couth,
He added vermouth,
And slipped his girl a martini.
More Recruits Damnit!
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.06.10 12:22:00 -
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I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it
Still Recruiting
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.06.11 20:31:00 -
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A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?
Still recruiting
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.06.12 12:00:00 -
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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
"We just love the chocolate around them."
More People needed or the jokes get worse
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.06.13 20:27:00 -
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There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to
the wall and listen. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after
day. So the doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to,
so he put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing.
So he turned to the mental patient and said, "I don't hear anything."
The mental patient said, "Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!
Still Recruiting
Remember to visit our ingame channel 'JUBA' as well as our forums and killboards here JuBa Corp
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.06.14 23:36:00 -
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A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath. "What's underneath your kilt?", she asked him. "Why don't you take a look", he replied. Curiosity overcomming her, she lifted the kilt.then let it go,"Oh, it's gruesome!" "Well, why don't you take another look, it just grew-some more.
Still Recruiting
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.06.15 17:50:00 -
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A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write with.
Still Recruiting
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.06.16 11:28:00 -
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Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed between her legs, and said, "Johnny. This is where you come from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny." "Why?" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd.
Come on people Join before I get banned for bad jokes
Still Recruiting
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Nerviro
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Posted - 2007.06.16 15:59:00 -
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Edited by: Nerviro on 16/06/2007 15:59:31
Edited by: Nerviro on 16/06/2007 15:59:08
Because I can't stand the bad jokes anymore I'll help out with a bump.
Great bunch of guys to fly with and with the correct amount of insane present.
PS Kretin doesn't have a drinking problem, he got it figured out pretty good ;)
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Kretin
JuBa Corp
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2007.06.17 10:41:00 -
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On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop sitting next to him and said, "What's a four -letter word ending in "unt" which means "woman"?
The bishop said, "Did you try "aunt"?
The Pope said, "Mmmm. Do you have an eraser?
Still Recruiting
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