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GodIsINZ
Exit-Strategy
Exit Strategy..
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Posted - 2017.06.10 08:52:07 -
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Cos you need a laugh - feel free to add your own jokes - bonus points for eve jokes
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel! |
LordOdysseus
AirHogs
Zulu People
17946
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Posted - 2017.06.10 09:09:12 -
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How do you make a King Lear?
- Put the queen in a bikini!
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
5113
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Posted - 2017.06.15 16:59:32 -
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Q: What do you call a Hobgoblin II wearing blush makeup on its cheeks?
(Somebody answer please). |
Malthus Aurelius
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
40
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Posted - 2017.06.15 17:51:56 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Q: What do you call a Hobgoblin II wearing blush makeup on its cheeks?
(Somebody answer please).
CODE Pilots?
( GÇó_GÇó)
( GÇó_GÇó)>GîÉGûá-Gûá
(GîÉGûá_Gûá) |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
5114
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Posted - 2017.06.15 20:03:18 -
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Malthus Aurelius wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:Q: What do you call a Hobgoblin II wearing blush makeup on its cheeks?
(Somebody answer please). CODE Pilots? ( GÇó_GÇó) ( GÇó_GÇó)>GîÉGûá-Gûá (GîÉGûá_Gûá) (RIP my attempt at a burn, I thought you mean fictional creature, not the drone.)
 That's one answer. I had a different one in mind though. I guess there an infinite number of answers. |
Radious Servasse
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
176
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Posted - 2017.06.15 22:32:12 -
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What do you do when someone lights the cyno?
Possible responses:
https://couldhavetakenitsolo.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/130202018158.jpg
http://imgur.com/dHlntLX
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
5115
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Posted - 2017.06.15 23:26:01 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Q: What do you call a Hobgoblin II wearing blush makeup on its cheeks?
(Somebody answer please).
OK, here's the answer: A rouge drone.  |
Sol epoch
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
431
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Posted - 2017.06.16 15:53:50 -
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GodIsINZ wrote:Because you need a laugh - feel free to add your own jokes - bonus points for eve jokes
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
I find it funny I had to correct your bad use of the English language!
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
5121
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Posted - 2017.06.17 01:10:41 -
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What was the last thing the guy said before he undocked in his Rifter?
"Yeah yeah, I hear you, don't worry. Just want to fly it around and take a look at it for old times sake."
Was the last thing the guy said before he docked up again?
"GF" |
Yiole Gionglao
20593
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Posted - 2017.06.17 07:19:53 -
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Who bought a Rorqual the day before the Excavator nerf?
Yo momma!
And who injected all skills for Rorqual on a carrier the day before the fighters nerf?
Yo momma!
And who bought a Fanfest ticket from a brand new e-mail address after using the old address to register 150 accounts?
Yo momma too!
Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
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ISD Stall
ISD STAR
44
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Posted - 2017.06.17 08:16:15 -
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If your happy and you know it Pod Amarr?
ISD Stall hopes he is not Amarr.
ISD Stall
Support Training and Resources (STAR)
Community Communications Liaison (CCL)
Interstellar Services Department.
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Sol epoch
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
439
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Posted - 2017.06.17 18:21:59 -
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ISD Stall wrote:If your happy and you know it Pod Amarr?
ISD Stall hopes he is not Amarr.
Still waiting for the punch line!!
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Yiole Gionglao
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Posted - 2017.06.19 06:55:37 -
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OK doctor, I did what you told me. I wrote letters to everyone I hate and then burned them. Now, what do I do with the letters?
Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
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GodIsINZ
Exit-Strategy
Exit Strategy..
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Posted - 2017.06.21 23:02:38 -
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A man asks a farmer near a field, GÇ£Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.GÇ¥
The farmer says, GÇ£Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, youGÇÖll even catch the 4:11 one.GÇ¥
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Josh Itinen
TheCrazy88s
0
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Posted - 2017.06.28 07:53:08 -
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Jimmy Rustling
Office of Naval Intelligence Holdings
AII ShaII Perish
12
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Posted - 2017.06.28 17:50:48 -
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Josh Itinen wrote:Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Salad is such a deviant. Loves to be tossed at any opportunity.
Hello 119 :)
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Josh Itinen
TheCrazy88s
1
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Posted - 2017.07.02 21:36:18 -
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How did the bunny rob a snowman?
He took out his hair dryer and said: Give me that carrot!
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Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
1487
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Posted - 2017.07.06 04:17:20 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Q: What do you call a Hobgoblin II wearing blush makeup on its cheeks?
(Somebody answer please).
David Bowie, the Goblin King
Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Fighting back is more fun than not.
Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
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Radious Servasse
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
235
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Posted - 2017.07.06 15:55:23 -
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FC, can I bring my drake? |
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