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Princess Trinity
Astro Tech N Trade
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Posted - 2007.05.17 11:33:00 -
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What ever happen to the corpses of fallen pod pilots? are they buried, are they creamated?
No, it seems they are just left in space....
I feel it is my god given duty to give them proper burials.
I ask that you contract any corpses you see to me. I will then bring them to a nice resting place.
Why should you waste your time respecting someone else's corpse, someone that probably tried to kill you first?
I am glad you asked, I feel so strongly that it is my duty to do this that I am willing to pay for each and every single corpse so they may rest in peace.
I will pay you 20,000 ISK PER Corpse. All you need to do is get the corpses to JITA 4, 4 Caldari Navy Assembly Plant and put them on contract for me.
Also the same person cannot share the afterlife with himself,
Please do NOT send in Doubles unless the person has been in eve over 2 years or is famous.
Famous people have the luxury of having extra room in the afterlife.
Thank you.
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Kalazar
Amarr
Veto. Academy
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.05.17 11:36:00 -
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Wow, a necro post of a different kind O.o Eep.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.05.17 11:37:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 17/05/2007 11:35:28
I'd say this is a business opportunity as such, but only if you take a little suggestion.
Don't buy corpses from people, offer them a funeral service.
Some belt, flashy things going boom, lasershow etc and it all culminates into...shooting the corpse into oblivion 
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Princess Trinity
Astro Tech N Trade
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Posted - 2007.05.17 12:27:00 -
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I was actualy thinking of that, but 2 concerns...
1. I see the only people interested in that would be RP types, and 2 I don't have the time to actually do that, therefore acquiring a corpse for that reason and not doing what I promised would look very much like a scam.
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DarkFenix
Caldari
Pilots Of Honour
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Posted - 2007.05.17 12:31:00 -
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I'm storing up all my corpses for the day CCP brings out corpse launchers.
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Barbaro55a
Caldari
Os Lobos
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2007.05.17 13:16:00 -
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I think maybee you read my post first.....
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Sc0rpion
Minmatar
MetaForge
Ekliptika
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Posted - 2007.05.17 14:03:00 -
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If I gave all of my corpses to you, I would have no voices left in my chorus. The smyphony would be ruined.
The true secret to enjoying life is to live it dangerously.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.05.17 14:09:00 -
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 Originally by: Princess Trinity
I was actualy thinking of that, but 2 concerns...
1. I see the only people interested in that would be RP types, and 2 I don't have the time to actually do that, therefore acquiring a corpse for that reason and not doing what I promised would look very much like a scam.
Actually was thinking about the RP reasons in it really, forgot to add that
True though.
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Ethaet
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Posted - 2007.05.17 14:18:00 -
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I just collect corpses I find floating around, its fun :D
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.05.17 14:22:00 -
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Originally by: Ethaet
I just collect corpses I find floating around, its fun :D
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Ker Ching
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Posted - 2007.05.17 14:26:00 -
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Originally by: Barbaro55a
I think maybee you read my post first.....
I think Trinity might get more business than you. She's paying 20k, whereas you're asking for a (voluntary) payment of 10k.
Something tells me she's up to mischief though. Collecting corpses in Jita? Make some sort of grotesque lag bomb possibly?
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000Hunter000
Gallente
Magners Marauders
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Posted - 2007.05.17 14:32:00 -
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If anyone has one of my corpses i will pay u 10 mill for it, but i doubt there are many out there
err... this offer only stands if i find out that corpses cant be renamed hehehe 
CCP, let us pay the online shop with Direct Debit!!!
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Barbaro55a
Caldari
Os Lobos
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2007.05.17 14:42:00 -
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Originally by: Ker Ching
Originally by: Barbaro55a
I think maybee you read my post first.....
I think Trinity might get more business than you. She's paying 20k, whereas you're asking for a (voluntary) payment of 10k.
Something tells me she's up to mischief though. Collecting corpses in Jita? Make some sort of grotesque lag bomb possibly?
lol, yeh. Being out bid on a corpse, how cruel!
And a Lag/ Cadiver bomb would be messy outside 4-4!
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Jason Marshall
Hammer Of Light
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Posted - 2007.05.17 14:52:00 -
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Im a collector, so far i have the leaders of most the big alliances.
The biggest in my Collection are
SirMolle
CYVOK
Dark Shikari
Seleen ::giggles::
and Hardin.
There are several others to...just have forgotten there names.
Tacky Lensflares in sigs ftw
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