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Julissa Emberstorm Ascending Angels 0	Posted - 2017.06.16 03:19:27 - [1] - Quote I was so excited to get my frigates of eve book today from Amazon.... Got home to something that looked like the fight of B-R in my front lawn. The box was ripped open, and the book was punctured all over the place thanks to our lovely 4 legged gate camper. I am still debating if i should camp my mail man for being stupid enough to drop a package in a hostile system or pod the dog out of sheer retribution. ...sigh... another week to wait for an Amazon replacement. Thank god for Amazon SRP.
JC Mieyli Ministry of War Amarr Empire 113	Posted - 2017.06.16 03:21:05 - [2] - Quote no i hate people who hurt animals
Eternus8lux8lucis Primus Inc. LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM 1600	Posted - 2017.06.16 03:25:38 - [3] - Quote Pod the dog!! POD THE DOG!! POD THE DOG!!! Have you heard anything I've said? You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right? That's right. Had to end sometime.
Julissa Emberstorm Ascending Angels 2	Posted - 2017.06.16 03:36:28 - [4] - Quote Eternus8lux8lucis wrote: Pod the dog!! POD THE DOG!! POD THE DOG!!! Lol! He might drop some left over loot. The smack i talked to him in local when he docked up was unreal.
Mr Mieyli Hedion University Amarr Empire 656	Posted - 2017.06.16 03:39:55 - [5] - Quote Don't pod the dog, he may have in fact saved your life. For all you know, the book could have been bait for the mother of all hotdrops. My advice would be to headshot the mailman before there can be any funny business, and share the loot with your pooch. This post brought to you by CCP's alpha forum alt initiative. Playing the eve forums has never come cheaper.
Julissa Emberstorm Ascending Angels 2	Posted - 2017.06.16 03:45:32 - [6] - Quote Mr Mieyli wrote: Don't pod the dog, he may have in fact saved your life. For all you know, the book could have been bait for the mother of all hotdrops. My advice would be to headshot the mailman before there can be any funny business, and share the loot with your pooch. I see so the real culprit is the dirty mailman spy!
Tuttomenui II Aliastra Gallente Federation 642	Posted - 2017.06.16 03:53:52 - [7] - Quote Julissa Emberstorm wrote: Mr Mieyli wrote: Don't pod the dog, he may have in fact saved your life. For all you know, the book could have been bait for the mother of all hotdrops. My advice would be to headshot the mailman before there can be any funny business, and share the loot with your pooch. I see so the real culprit is the dirty mailman spy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC6po8dEXc8
JC Mieyli Ministry of War Amarr Empire 113	Posted - 2017.06.16 03:56:45 - [8] - Quote Tuttomenui II wrote: Julissa Emberstorm wrote: Mr Mieyli wrote: Don't pod the dog, he may have in fact saved your life. For all you know, the book could have been bait for the mother of all hotdrops. My advice would be to headshot the mailman before there can be any funny business, and share the loot with your pooch. I see so the real culprit is the dirty mailman spy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC6po8dEXc8 has anyone ever told you you look like dewey from malcolm in the middle
CMDR-HerpyDerpy Hurishima Debitum Naturae Goonswarm Federation 81	Posted - 2017.06.16 04:00:38 - [9] - Quote RIP
Tuttomenui II Aliastra Gallente Federation 642	Posted - 2017.06.16 04:01:51 - [10] - Quote JC Mieyli wrote: Tuttomenui II wrote: Julissa Emberstorm wrote: Mr Mieyli wrote: Don't pod the dog, he may have in fact saved your life. For all you know, the book could have been bait for the mother of all hotdrops. My advice would be to headshot the mailman before there can be any funny business, and share the loot with your pooch. I see so the real culprit is the dirty mailman spy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC6po8dEXc8 has anyone ever told you you look like dewey from malcolm in the middle No, but thank you for that. Now I can not un-see it.
ISD Stall ISD STAR 41	Posted - 2017.06.16 10:54:04 - [11] - Quote Eternus8lux8lucis wrote: Pod the dog!! POD THE DOG!! POD THE DOG!!! The Cat the Cat I have a 4 legged greifer that likes to camp the self destruct button on my computer. Every once and a while the cat alphas it. ISD Stall Support Training and Resources (STAR) Community Communications Liaison (CCL) Interstellar Services Department.
StonerPhReaK Herb Men 661	Posted - 2017.06.16 11:13:44 - [12] - Quote Send the dog off to slaver hound school and let the cat get eaten by your fedo. If you really want the message to get across record the Fedo eating the cat and set it to loop in your real life captains quarters. It worked for me. My dog is super obedient, R.I.P cat and my Fedo shouldn't need to eat for a week. Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
Mark Marconi Ministry of War Amarr Empire 221	Posted - 2017.06.16 11:21:29 - [13] - Quote You probably annoyed your dog or fed it substandard food. This was just revenge. The CSM gets in the way of CCP communicating properly with the players of this game. After all we are not just players, we are customers. Time for the CSM to be disbanded.
Elenahina Agony Unleashed The Bastard Cartel 1732	Posted - 2017.06.16 12:07:49 - [14] - Quote Here's a thought. Try training your dog. Side benefit, it will stop annoying everyone else too. Eve is like an addiction; you can't quit it until it quits you. Also, iderno
Rovinia Exotic Dancers Union SONS of BANE 701	Posted - 2017.06.16 12:18:49 - [15] - Quote Paint a killmark on his back and give him a cookie :)
Mark Marconi Ministry of War Amarr Empire 222	Posted - 2017.06.16 12:29:21 - [16] - Quote Have you considered having the dog join CODE? The dog has the same ability to destroy defenseless ships and the dog probably considers itself an elite PvPer as well. The CSM gets in the way of CCP communicating properly with the players of this game. After all we are not just players, we are customers. Time for the CSM to be disbanded.
RolandofGilead Hakaari Wyzardz Late Night Overheating 10	Posted - 2017.06.16 14:49:25 - [17] - Quote Leaving a package on the lawn is the RL equivalent of ejecting a can with goodies inside into open space near a gate or station. Nothing good can become of it unless youre within 2500m when its ejected. Not the dogs fault. Gate camp your mailbox cloaked (do you have any bushes nearby?), Alpha the mailman, pod him, then convo him afterwards and let him know why you did it. Post pics of your pirate/griefer doggie, too!
Gimme Sake State War Academy Caldari State 604	Posted - 2017.06.16 14:52:58 - [18] - Quote Ask CCP to nerf the dog and change the mail delivery mechanics! "Never not blob!" ~ Plato
Eternus8lux8lucis Primus Inc. LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM 1603	Posted - 2017.06.16 15:08:31 - [19] - Quote Gimme Sake wrote: Ask CCP to nerf the dog and change the mail delivery mechanics! Shouldnt this be whine like theres no tomorrow to CCP to change it? And when they dont listen shoot a monument in your town with fireworks or just spray passing cars with a garden hose and set up signs in your front yard how youre doing it in protest to affect said changes. Bonus points for screaming in "local" aka your front yard as you do all this. Oh and OP btw you should make a large blinking red light to have the dog wear for 15 mins till his global criminal countdown timer is over. Have you heard anything I've said? You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right? That's right. Had to end sometime.
Belvin Disepret Pancakelazer 1	Posted - 2017.06.16 15:12:12 - [20] - Quote Perhaps if you give it some Plex it will be good to you, his sick you that alpha branding by now.
JC Mieyli Ministry of War Amarr Empire 116	Posted - 2017.06.16 15:23:12 - [21] - Quote nvm delete i delete
Julissa Emberstorm Ascending Angels 7	Posted - 2017.06.17 01:40:53 - [22] - Quote Rovinia wrote: Paint a killmark on his back and give him a cookie :) rofl... i might actually do this...
Piugattuk Lima beans Corp 644	Posted - 2017.06.17 01:55:11 - [23] - Quote If you pee on it your dog will understand that's your property, if it pee's on it your dog has a problem with you.
Sobaan Tali Caldari Quick Reaction Force 1233	Posted - 2017.06.17 04:31:28 - [24] - Quote Pod him...nah. Buy him a new SKIN. "Tomahawks?" "----in' A, right?" "Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each." "----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Sobaan Tali Caldari Quick Reaction Force 1233	Posted - 2017.06.17 04:32:13 - [25] - Quote Piugattuk wrote: If you pee on it your dog will understand that's your property, if it pee's on it your dog has a problem with you. Is that why wrecks that belong to someone else are yellow? "Tomahawks?" "----in' A, right?" "Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each." "----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Cristl 657	Posted - 2017.06.17 05:39:59 - [26] - Quote What country do you live in? What kind of delivery man just puts parcels outside?! Dogs aside, what about just random arseholes taking stuff? Get them to deliver to your place of work during office hours, or put a note in your letterbox stating when you can pick it up from your local post office. Tossing it into the garden... Lol.
Cristl 657	Posted - 2017.06.17 05:43:33 - [27] - Quote Sobaan Tali wrote: Piugattuk wrote: If you pee on it your dog will understand that's your property, if it pee's on it your dog has a problem with you. Is that why wrecks that belong to someone else are yellow? Embarrassingly, this made me giggle out loud.
Expendable Unit Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 78	Posted - 2017.06.17 15:15:47 - [28] - Quote Amazon is way too kind to its clients....
Tuttomenui II Aliastra Gallente Federation 647	Posted - 2017.06.18 01:26:18 - [29] - Quote Cristl wrote: What country do you live in? What kind of delivery man just puts parcels outside?! Dogs aside, what about just random arseholes taking stuff? Get them to deliver to your place of work during office hours, or put a note in your letterbox stating when you can pick it up from your local post office. Tossing it into the garden... Lol. I am in the USA and my monitor when it was delivered was just laid on the ground right on the inside of the gate laying in the gravel. Might have been tossed not sure, the box wasn't damaged. Just glad it wasn't this guy delivering it. https://youtu.be/lM3SRG7D21Y?t=7s
Aiwha Infinite Point Test Alliance Please Ignore 1258	Posted - 2017.06.18 04:35:31 - [30] - Quote The truest test of your love for you pets is when they destroy your things. I have a shitkitten. He likes to break things. Sometimes the same things repeatedly. Things are replaceable, shitkittens are not. Sanity is fun leaving the body.
Herzog Wolfhammer Sigma Special Tactics Group 8596	Posted - 2017.06.18 04:39:39 - [31] - Quote Julissa Emberstorm wrote: I was so excited to get my frigates of eve book today from Amazon.... Got home to something that looked like the fight of B-R in my front lawn. The box was ripped open, and the book was punctured all over the place thanks to our lovely 4 legged gate camper. I am still debating if i should camp my mail man for being stupid enough to drop a package in a hostile system or pod the dog out of sheer retribution. ...sigh... another week to wait for an Amazon replacement. Thank god for Amazon SRP. Put a sign on the dog shaming it for wrecking your book and post it here. Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Salvos Rhoska 3045	Posted - 2017.06.18 06:47:44 - [32] - Quote Tell your dog GF, give it a firm paw shake and a treat. Next time secure your logistics better. PvE v PvP <> Old School Exploration <> CODE Licenses <> CODE Special Agent
The Golden Serpent 24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire 255	Posted - 2017.06.18 10:54:49 - [33] - Quote This is why I have a turtle. -:¦:-GÇó:'":GÇó.-:¦:-GÇó* K H A N I D GÇó-:¦:-GÇó:''''*:GÇó-:¦:-
Kitteh Warcrows Who Dares Wins. 1	Posted - 2017.06.18 16:14:11 - [34] - Quote pod the dog, get a cat!
Vortexo VonBrenner Tadakastu-Obata Corporation 2945	Posted - 2017.06.18 16:52:39 - [35] - Quote GOOD DOG! You deserved it somehow, I'm sure. EvE security zones in pictures EvE quick reference pdf EvE links
Jonah Gravenstein Machiavellian Space Bastards 28446	Posted - 2017.06.18 18:02:59 - [36] - Quote Kitteh wrote: pod the dog, get a cat! Cats are great, mine ninja loots random stuff that has died, like the bloody great seagull she dumped on the doorstep the other night. In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. New Player FAQ Feyd's Survival Pack
Tuttomenui II Aliastra Gallente Federation 647	Posted - 2017.06.18 18:10:15 - [37] - Quote Jonah Gravenstein wrote: Kitteh wrote: pod the dog, get a cat! Cats are great, mine ninja loots random stuff that has died, like the bloody great seagull she dumped on the doorstep the other night. Those are tributes for her master. You should be eating these gifts.
Jonah Gravenstein Machiavellian Space Bastards 28446	Posted - 2017.06.18 18:14:16 - [38] - Quote Tuttomenui II wrote: Jonah Gravenstein wrote: Kitteh wrote: pod the dog, get a cat! Cats are great, mine ninja loots random stuff that has died, like the bloody great seagull she dumped on the doorstep the other night. Those are tributes for her master. You should be eating these gifts. Dogs have masters, cats have staff. The gifts are more like "look what I found, now go one better". In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. New Player FAQ Feyd's Survival Pack
StonerPhReaK Herb Men 667	Posted - 2017.06.19 01:30:15 - [39] - Quote Jonah Gravenstein wrote: Tuttomenui II wrote: Jonah Gravenstein wrote: Kitteh wrote: pod the dog, get a cat! Cats are great, mine ninja loots random stuff that has died, like the bloody great seagull she dumped on the doorstep the other night. Those are tributes for her master. You should be eating these gifts. Dogs have masters, cats have staff. The gifts are more like "look what I found, now go one better". My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are... Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
Sobaan Tali Caldari Quick Reaction Force 1245	Posted - 2017.06.19 10:23:32 - [40] - Quote StonerPhReaK wrote: My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are... Perhaps that's some kind of message...maybe that's her way of saying "I love you," or "Foolish human...you're the pet in this house and I am you're owner. Never forget that." "Tomahawks?" "----in' A, right?" "Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each." "----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Mark Marconi Ministry of War Amarr Empire 238	Posted - 2017.06.19 11:41:04 - [41] - Quote Sobaan Tali wrote: StonerPhReaK wrote: My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are... Perhaps that's some kind of message...maybe that's her way of saying "I love you," or "Foolish human...you're the pet in this house and I am you're owner. Never forget that." The ancient Egyptians had the right idea. Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you. The CSM gets in the way of CCP communicating properly with the players of this game. After all we are not just players, we are customers. Time for the CSM to be disbanded.
ISD Stall ISD STAR 61	Posted - 2017.06.19 11:48:28 - [42] - Quote Mark Marconi wrote: Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you. Don't tell my Cat that! ISD Stall Support Training and Resources (STAR) Community Communications Liaison (CCL) Interstellar Services Department.
Eternus8lux8lucis Primus Inc. LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM 1617	Posted - 2017.06.19 12:03:45 - [43] - Quote Mark Marconi wrote: Sobaan Tali wrote: StonerPhReaK wrote: My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are... Perhaps that's some kind of message...maybe that's her way of saying "I love you," or "Foolish human...you're the pet in this house and I am you're owner. Never forget that." The ancient Egyptians had the right idea. Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you. Yes but to the Ancient Egyptians cats were the ushers into the afterlife. So does that mean that all cat owners are already dead?! Then leaving dead things at your door or pillows could be construed as... "your time has come silly human!!" Have you heard anything I've said? You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right? That's right. Had to end sometime.
Jonah Gravenstein Machiavellian Space Bastards 28457	Posted - 2017.06.19 15:59:46 - [44] - Quote Eternus8lux8lucis wrote: Mark Marconi wrote: Sobaan Tali wrote: StonerPhReaK wrote: My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are... Perhaps that's some kind of message...maybe that's her way of saying "I love you," or "Foolish human...you're the pet in this house and I am you're owner. Never forget that." The ancient Egyptians had the right idea. Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you. Yes but to the Ancient Egyptians cats were the ushers into the afterlife. So does that mean that all cat owners are already dead?! Then leaving dead things at your door or pillows could be construed as... "your time has come silly human!!" Relevant linkage In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. New Player FAQ Feyd's Survival Pack
Mark Marconi Ministry of War Amarr Empire 239	Posted - 2017.06.19 22:14:11 - [45] - Quote ISD Stall wrote: Mark Marconi wrote: Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you. Don't tell my Cat that! No need to tell your cat, it already knows The CSM gets in the way of CCP communicating properly with the players of this game. After all we are not just players, we are customers. Time for the CSM to be disbanded.
Elmund Egivand Sebestacny Circle 2556	Posted - 2017.06.20 02:59:47 - [46] - Quote Eternus8lux8lucis wrote: Mark Marconi wrote: Sobaan Tali wrote: StonerPhReaK wrote: My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are... Perhaps that's some kind of message...maybe that's her way of saying "I love you," or "Foolish human...you're the pet in this house and I am you're owner. Never forget that." The ancient Egyptians had the right idea. Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you. Yes but to the Ancient Egyptians cats were the ushers into the afterlife. So does that mean that all cat owners are already dead?! Then leaving dead things at your door or pillows could be construed as... "your time has come silly human!!" Nah. Dead things at your door just means, "You are **** at hunting! Eat these, you sorry excuse of a hunter-gatherer!" If you worship the cats, the cats will put you on the fast track to heaven when you die. It's not a Christian heaven though, so bring a pitchfork. There's gonna be fields of wheat as far as your eyes can see and it's all yours but you are gonna have to work it yourself. A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 5125	Posted - 2017.06.20 04:45:07 - [47] - Quote Kitteh wrote: pod the dog, get a cat! OMG, just get the book into the house and nicely displayed. On a bookshelf, spine upright and vertical. So a house cat can come shred the spine doing that claws-stretching thing.
Mark Marconi Ministry of War Amarr Empire 240	Posted - 2017.06.20 15:55:24 - [48] - Quote Khergit Deserters wrote: Kitteh wrote: pod the dog, get a cat! OMG, just get the book into the house and nicely displayed. On a bookshelf, spine upright and vertical. So a house cat can come shred the spine doing that claws-stretching thing. More likely to be "accidentally" knocked off the bookshelf onto the floor by the cat. So the dog, now a member of Code, can once again claim its position as an elite PvPer by destroying even more defenseless ships. This way the cat looks innocent but still picks up the assist. The CSM gets in the way of CCP communicating properly with the players of this game. After all we are not just players, we are customers. Time for the CSM to be disbanded.

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