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Written Word
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
197
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Posted - 2012.01.01 17:12:00 -
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Nice downward slope there bro |

Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
752
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Posted - 2012.01.01 23:01:00 -
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White lillies for brick squad. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) -áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |

Roxwar
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.01.01 23:48:00 -
[33] - Quote
Donate a small portion to sponsor my EVE PVP career?
My plan is to kill people. Lots of people as indescriminately as possible  |

FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks Petition Blizzard
727
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Posted - 2012.01.02 14:54:00 -
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Blow it all making funny alliance names. |

FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks Petition Blizzard
727
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Posted - 2012.01.02 14:56:00 -
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Also, this:
Odemis wrote:Pay a youtube movie producer to produce a movie about how you spent all of the isk on a youtube movie about spending all the isk
Narrated by The Russian Squirrel. |

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
225
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Posted - 2012.01.02 15:28:00 -
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I still don't have my monocle. |

Din'stalor Alaric
THORN Syndicate Initiative Mercenaries
32
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Posted - 2012.01.02 16:44:00 -
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Darius, if there is any change from the 368million isk that has been donated to your personal wallet, please could i have a new bomber as my last one got blown up in one of MatthewMN's terrible fleets... ?
Also, what alot of people fail to realise, is that we as Bricksquad as paupers as have no isk, i know members who have more in isk than we have in assets and isk combined.
[Fake Edit] - Seems we joined Init, and therefore this post is pointless. Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010.No ransoms honored even if offered :) |

ImGoingToStealFomUrCorp
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2012.01.02 21:45:00 -
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Host an alliance tournament? Go to nullsec on an alt, give it all to the first person who ask for a ransom, then ask for it back as you accidentally clicked 0 a few to many times (publish the convo for great lulz)? My personal favorite: give it all to me? Keep it for yourself? Use it to fund your own alliance (if you don't already have one)? Bribe someone high up in a big alliance (preferably Goonswarm federation) to repeat what happend to BoB? My second favorite: give most of it to me? |

Miss Doggy
Volcano Systems
5
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Posted - 2012.01.02 23:57:00 -
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congrats on a great corp theft, too bad about Brick Squad. I wish them well. Yes, you stole it. So have some fun with it. |

Lapsang Souchong Grey
Molden Heath Armaments LLC
14
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Posted - 2012.01.03 00:21:00 -
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Hire a composer and write a song in the style of Ronan Keating, replacing the most important lyrics; "I said it best, when I said..... *yoink*" Then Dariusroll people by dropping fake links on the forums. |

Xearal
SOL Industries Black Thorne Alliance
226
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Posted - 2012.01.03 02:52:00 -
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Hand out monocles to everyone on this thread? ;)
I could do with a new jump freighter.. my current one has bite marks on it.
Mhh how about 'hiring' 200 noobs from the noobie channel, give them all rifters and a truckload of money and take them on a null sec roam.
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Scorian Draith
Broz With Froz Important Internet Spaceship League
12
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Posted - 2012.01.03 04:49:00 -
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This is dedicated to one of my old friends that does not play this game any more.
As soon as he heard one of his comrades scream GÇ£SQUAD BROKEN!", Eduardo the Space Marine knew that he was doomed. He charged forth in a panic, firing his plasma gun wildly into the air. Somehow the orks had surrounded them! EduardoGÇÖs teammates ran shrieking into the depths of the abandoned tanker, the grunting lustful orks in swift pursuit. Soon Eduardo was alone. The brawny Space Marine collapsed against a wall, panting raggedly. His plasma gun had nearly overheated, and his com units were malfunctioning. No use even if they worked. By now, his whole squad was surely dead.
Lost in his thoughts, Eduardo did not hear the ork creeping up on him. Stunned by a blow to the head, Eduardo was thrown violently to the floor. The ork grunted in amusement, bending down and straddling his body. Dazed, Eduardo turned his head to look up at his enemy. The ork fellow was huge, well muscled and even attractive for his species. Right now the orkGÇÖs vibrant green skin was flushing dark in arousal. Eduardo whimpered as he realized what was about to happen.
Summoning up his powers as a Blood Angel, Eduardo bellowed in the Black Rage and began to flail about under the ork. The ork simply grunting, riding the panicked Space Marine like a rodeo bull. Already weakened, Eduardo simply did not have the strength to dislodge the much heavier ork.
All that thrashing around served to arouse the ork further. His name was Gurk, and the friction as the puny Marine flopped around between his muscular thighs was giving him quite a respectable hard-on. Gurk had meant to save the Marine for his own squad, but he couldnGÇÖt wait any longer. Whipping out his own plasma gun, Gurk seared off the back of the MarineGÇÖs armor, leaving his shining buttocks bare to the orkGÇÖs lustful gaze.
Eduardo moaned in fear, his virgin asscheeks clapping firmly together to deny the ork entrance. Gurk simply laughed, ripping off his crude orkish loincloth to reveal a thick green meat pole, nearly 12 inches long. The ork stuck one calloused finger down his throat, bringing up a thick vomit slurry which spattered down into the crack of EduardoGÇÖs ass. Smearing the foul vomit around with one brutish paw, Gurk prepared the Space MarineGÇÖs tender anus for playtime.
Much to GurkGÇÖs frustration, his **** was simply too large to fit inside EduardoGÇÖs tight man ****. He grunted furiously, screaming GÇ£WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" in his deep orkish voice as he battered his fuckmeat against EduardoGÇÖs tightly sealed pleasure ring. Suddenly the Space MarineGÇÖs portal gave way, and the swollen head of GurkGÇÖs **** popped through into the forbidden halls of his anus. GurkGÇÖs pleased snort was drowned out by EduardoGÇÖs scream of agony.
The ork began to pump away in earnest, his bulging muscular hips and thighs slamming brutally against EduardoGÇÖs ass. His heavy, furry balls slapped against the humanGÇÖs ass merrily, creating a calypso that pleased Gurk mightily. Blood, a thin smear of *****, and GurkGÇÖs own oily yellow pre-*** lubricated EduardoGÇÖs ******* until it was as hot and slippery as GurkGÇÖs own motherGÇÖs ****. Poor Eduardo was swiftly going into shock from the pain. His mind growing dim, he screamed GÇ£SQUAD BROKEN! SQUAD BROKEN!" over and over as the ork thrust brutally into his bruised insides. The orkGÇÖs massive **** had caused a large degree of internal damage, and Eduardo was close to passing out from blood loss and fear. If his squad didnGÇÖt find him soon, Eduardo knew that he would soon die. His poor plasma gun discharged into the floor one final time, overheating from a mix of pleasure and agonizing pain.
The Space Marine had been a good **** for Gurk, but he needed something special to truly finish. GurkGÇÖs heavy balls drew up close to his body, and he felt himself tensing, about to ***. As GurkGÇÖs thick semen roiled up out of his **** and into EduardoGÇÖs battered body, the ork slammed his powerful hands shut around the MarineGÇÖs neck. With a vicious jerk up and back, the ork crushed the MarineGÇÖs windpipe and vertebrae, swiftly ending his life. EduardoGÇÖs anus clamped shut around GurkGÇÖs ****, the painful tightness almost causing the ork to pass out.
Gurk roared out as he climaxed in the dead Marine, his beautiful green **** pumping load after load of thick ork jizzum into EduardoGÇÖs lower intestine. The ork pulled out as EduardoGÇÖs anus slowly relaxed, releasing GurkGÇÖs **** with a wet sucking sound. Gurk used the sleeve of the MarineGÇÖs uniform to wipe the thick scum of blood, **** and *** from his swiftly withering ork meat. With a satisfied grunt, Gurk walked slowly away from the Marine.
EduardoGÇÖs corpse lay cooling on the floor of the tanker, the charred remnants of his uniform stained dark with the foul fluids of both the ork and himself.
Squad broken. |

Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1397
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Posted - 2012.01.03 05:41:00 -
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Brick Squad was broken the day you let Riverini join. The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

Indeterminacy
THORN Syndicate Initiative Mercenaries
34
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Posted - 2012.01.03 06:24:00 -
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Darius III wrote: Brick Squad has split in half with the fracture running along mostly personal lines. In a typical alliance drama situation-many of the top leaders of Brick Squad quietly terminated their roles and jumped out like so many rats off a sinking ship.
However, somewhat atypically-it seems no one had the good sense to steal any of the money and assets. Three different people with director access quietly gave up their roles without so much as a "You won't be needing this ISK anymore."
Bricks internal structure was somewhat convoluted, with shadowy figures holding the bulk of alliance assets. Even as a director I didn't know exactly who had the loot till the guy quit and gave the Isk to a trustworthy CEO of one of our member corps. This fine gentleman advised me of the transfer the next day and asked who should he give the money to. I in turn advised him that he should transfer all relevant monies and assets to my personal account.
I waited breathlessly to see my wallet flash......and there it was-poof! All our collective monies safe and sound in my personal wallet. This way everything is completely safe, I know where the money is and no one can get to it. Thankfully Brick Squad has a trusted player like myself to prevent theft/loss of our holdings.
I was immediately reminded of the last corp thief we had, @ 2 years ago. TTOCZED or some similarly named character who convoed our CEO and the conversation went like this: "Yo dude I just cleared out our hangars-thanks for the stuff!" Our CEO then asked what did you get? TT replied "I took ALL your Ozone, T1 MWDs and blueprint copies-HA HA I probably stole 300 M isk." Our CEO then asked him a question he will in all likelihood never forget: "Did you forget your Rorqual was in our directors hangar?" After a long bit of silence (as the guy frantically did an asset search) he asked "Can I have it back?" We still use it to setup POS's etc... Thanks TT!
This time it is a little bit different,I don't have a Rorqual :D And since I didn't 'steal' the ISK I think I am going to do the right thing here and transfer it to my Eve Online Hold Em account and 'invest it' on behalf of our members so we can make some real money. Or maybe that guy in Jita who is quitting Eve and doubling everyones ISK will help us out.
I would be remiss if I didn't ask for help, suggestions and ideas from the best and brightest in this game-so I came to C and P to ask what you guys think I should do with the shared assets of friends I have played with for Five years now-more or less. What do C&P?
What is this I don't even. |

de4deye
THORN Syndicate Initiative Mercenaries
0
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Posted - 2012.01.03 06:26:00 -
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Darius can you write a TL;DR version pls?  |

Deizal
Sefem Velox
0
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Posted - 2012.01.03 06:42:00 -
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Scorian Draith wrote:This is dedicated to one of my old friends that does not play this game any more.
As soon as he heard one of his comrades scream GÇ£SQUAD BROKEN!", Eduardo the Space Marine knew that he was doomed. He charged forth in a panic, firing his plasma gun wildly into the air. Somehow the orks had surrounded them! EduardoGÇÖs teammates ran shrieking into the depths of the abandoned tanker, the grunting lustful orks in swift pursuit. Soon Eduardo was alone. The brawny Space Marine collapsed against a wall, panting raggedly. His plasma gun had nearly overheated, and his com units were malfunctioning. No use even if they worked. By now, his whole squad was surely dead.
Lost in his thoughts, Eduardo did not hear the ork creeping up on him. Stunned by a blow to the head, Eduardo was thrown violently to the floor. The ork grunted in amusement, bending down and straddling his body. Dazed, Eduardo turned his head to look up at his enemy. The ork fellow was huge, well muscled and even attractive for his species. Right now the orkGÇÖs vibrant green skin was flushing dark in arousal. Eduardo whimpered as he realized what was about to happen.
Summoning up his powers as a Blood Angel, Eduardo bellowed in the Black Rage and began to flail about under the ork. The ork simply grunting, riding the panicked Space Marine like a rodeo bull. Already weakened, Eduardo simply did not have the strength to dislodge the much heavier ork.
All that thrashing around served to arouse the ork further. His name was Gurk, and the friction as the puny Marine flopped around between his muscular thighs was giving him quite a respectable hard-on. Gurk had meant to save the Marine for his own squad, but he couldnGÇÖt wait any longer. Whipping out his own plasma gun, Gurk seared off the back of the MarineGÇÖs armor, leaving his shining buttocks bare to the orkGÇÖs lustful gaze.
Eduardo moaned in fear, his virgin asscheeks clapping firmly together to deny the ork entrance. Gurk simply laughed, ripping off his crude orkish loincloth to reveal a thick green meat pole, nearly 12 inches long. The ork stuck one calloused finger down his throat, bringing up a thick vomit slurry which spattered down into the crack of EduardoGÇÖs ass. Smearing the foul vomit around with one brutish paw, Gurk prepared the Space MarineGÇÖs tender anus for playtime.
Much to GurkGÇÖs frustration, his **** was simply too large to fit inside EduardoGÇÖs tight man ****. He grunted furiously, screaming GÇ£WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" in his deep orkish voice as he battered his fuckmeat against EduardoGÇÖs tightly sealed pleasure ring. Suddenly the Space MarineGÇÖs portal gave way, and the swollen head of GurkGÇÖs **** popped through into the forbidden halls of his anus. GurkGÇÖs pleased snort was drowned out by EduardoGÇÖs scream of agony.
The ork began to pump away in earnest, his bulging muscular hips and thighs slamming brutally against EduardoGÇÖs ass. His heavy, furry balls slapped against the humanGÇÖs ass merrily, creating a calypso that pleased Gurk mightily. Blood, a thin smear of *****, and GurkGÇÖs own oily yellow pre-*** lubricated EduardoGÇÖs ******* until it was as hot and slippery as GurkGÇÖs own motherGÇÖs ****. Poor Eduardo was swiftly going into shock from the pain. His mind growing dim, he screamed GÇ£SQUAD BROKEN! SQUAD BROKEN!" over and over as the ork thrust brutally into his bruised insides. The orkGÇÖs massive **** had caused a large degree of internal damage, and Eduardo was close to passing out from blood loss and fear. If his squad didnGÇÖt find him soon, Eduardo knew that he would soon die. His poor plasma gun discharged into the floor one final time, overheating from a mix of pleasure and agonizing pain.
The Space Marine had been a good **** for Gurk, but he needed something special to truly finish. GurkGÇÖs heavy balls drew up close to his body, and he felt himself tensing, about to ***. As GurkGÇÖs thick semen roiled up out of his **** and into EduardoGÇÖs battered body, the ork slammed his powerful hands shut around the MarineGÇÖs neck. With a vicious jerk up and back, the ork crushed the MarineGÇÖs windpipe and vertebrae, swiftly ending his life. EduardoGÇÖs anus clamped shut around GurkGÇÖs ****, the painful tightness almost causing the ork to pass out.
Gurk roared out as he climaxed in the dead Marine, his beautiful green **** pumping load after load of thick ork jizzum into EduardoGÇÖs lower intestine. The ork pulled out as EduardoGÇÖs anus slowly relaxed, releasing GurkGÇÖs **** with a wet sucking sound. Gurk used the sleeve of the MarineGÇÖs uniform to wipe the thick scum of blood, **** and *** from his swiftly withering ork meat. With a satisfied grunt, Gurk walked slowly away from the Marine.
EduardoGÇÖs corpse lay cooling on the floor of the tanker, the charred remnants of his uniform stained dark with the foul fluids of both the ork and himself.
Squad broken.
WTF?!
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Soldarius
United Highsec Front The 99 Percent
128
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Posted - 2012.01.03 08:28:00 -
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No troll. Donate it to The 99 Percent. Finance the careers of dozens of noob pvpers in nulsec. They would love you long time.
"How do you kill that which has no life?" |

Xylorn Hasher
Mean Corp Mean Coalition
19
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Posted - 2012.01.03 08:30:00 -
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Buy as much PLEXes as you can and use it on all your accounts, or just undock with them from Jita 4-4 in Merlin labeled "xxx Plexes inside shoot me"
How much ISK is it? Aslo proof of GTFO. |

Pamela Podpopper
University of Caille Gallente Federation
16
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Posted - 2012.01.03 13:57:00 -
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donate some ISK to your favorite bait crew and sit back and watch the fireworks :) hell, why not JOIN your favorite bait crew ;) |

thoth rothschild
First Aid Emergency Service
61
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:05:00 -
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send me the cash and i will send double the amount back . true story !
In all honesty. 4 directors quit and no one touched it but transfer it to a stack holder who transfered it to you ? That sounds unbelieveable.
Buy some SBU and drop them at random systems ^^ |

Degarion Soth
Destructive Influence Northern Coalition.
0
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Posted - 2012.01.03 18:57:00 -
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its just another one of eve's amusing stories about 4 dudes and the token douchebag thief |

Darius III
Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
456
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:20:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:White lillies for brick squad.
More like Cherry blossoms, a sign of renewal. Even though I am sad a lot of good Bro's left us-the returning bro's somewhat offset the loss. Now that we are back to doing our stuff old-school, older members returning.
egola wrote:buy a RIFTER, in fact buy a MILLION RIFTER, afterwards eject them all one at a time and start shooting at them each individually.
gratz, your KDR has now surpassed infinity.
A winning submission has been accepted. Well sort of. I am going to do this, but with my own monies. But thats the winning idea. Second place was the English lessons. I lolled.
I have decided that in the end: spacefriends > Space money
Only reason I wanted to keep it was that I have reputation as a scoundrel to uphold. Also it wasn't more than I already have, since I am fantastically wealthy beyond imagination by virtue of suicide ganking. Look for 7,000 frigate kills this month. Lots of tears will be shed I hope.
Also Scooter1 came back hooray \P/
How stupid is CCP? So stupid it took them SEVEN YEARS to make a "loot all' Button. |

Fidelium Mortis
Quantum Cats Syndicate
15
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Posted - 2012.01.03 19:53:00 -
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Buy a bunch of plex and some shuttles and set little isk pinatas on autopilot into the nether regions in EVE. ICRS - Intergalactic Certified Rocket Surgeon |

Anderson Williams
Stimulus Rote Kapelle
1
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Posted - 2012.01.04 01:49:00 -
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Give 1 billion isk to Anderson Williams.. with it he will continue to do super sekret spai work involving getting pictures of alliance members in compromising positions with the "girls" of thier alliances over TS who also happen to have wangs...
Nough said.. its a noble cause. |

Brother Galladrinal
Havoc Violence and Chaos BricK sQuAD.
3
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Posted - 2012.01.04 13:10:00 -
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I prefer Condors to Rifters personally....  |

Dave Deadstar
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.01.04 15:48:00 -
[56] - Quote
Invest in Dave Deadstar Industries.
Tragic News. |

Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
2552
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Posted - 2012.01.04 18:38:00 -
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Dave Deadstar wrote:Invest in Dave Deadstar Industries.
Tragic News.
I never noticed this but your avatar is literally the saddest Malcanis' Law: Any proposal justified on the basis that "it will benefit new players" is invariably to the greater advantage of older, richer players.
Things to do in EVE:-áhttp://swiftandbitter.com/eve/wtd/ |

Comy 1
Ore Mongers
91
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Posted - 2012.01.05 00:32:00 -
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The best thing you can do is obviously to donate isk to me.
You know you want to Darius! |

Chib
Reliables Inc Initiative Mercenaries
2
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Posted - 2012.01.05 00:49:00 -
[59] - Quote
yeah i didnt rip off anyone in eve ever so not about to start now 
spend the isks on SBU's d3!!
edit: or yeah condors.....you have slipped off top 20! |

Exteixa
Defense Industry International
6
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Posted - 2012.01.05 07:12:00 -
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You'll never have spinners on your nyxes and hels full of weed. |
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