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Morkt Drakt
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Posted - 2003.06.06 19:53:00 -
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Time (and supply) limited offer only!
The patented BBBB "anti-mo0 kit" includes:
VM15 Shield Matrix, "Anointed" EM Ward PLUS Y-T8 Overcharged Hydrocarbon (mwd)
110% combined EM resist and 40% to all other resists with a 820% speed boost!
You can't warp out of trouble but this little package will give you a fighting chance to run away form it whilst the m0oers watch their cap drain away to no avail!.
( The "Amk" was tested to run continuously for 2 minutes on a Blackbird cruiser whilst undergoing rapid laser fire from Modulated beam lasers suffering no more than 45 points of damage!)
The "Anti-m0o kit" is available from the Big-Bang Burger Bar via channel "specials@4B" for the giveaway price of 1.5 million ISK.
Speak to Sib MacKern or Morkt Drak.
[BBBB Blackbird Cruisers can also be purchased.]
(Please note:
BBBB in no way guarentees your safety from destruction by m0o or any other pirate gang, nor can we guarentee the efficiacy of the supplied items as construction is out of our direct control. Performance is subject to personal qualifications and experience - performance may vary with race and ability!
Caveat Emptor. )
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MOOstradamus
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Posted - 2003.06.06 20:03:00 -
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Nice marketing angle. [;)]
MOOrovingian  "Following & supporting EVE (since Jan 2001) is like wiping your arse with sandpaper."
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Morkt Drakt
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Posted - 2003.06.07 02:34:00 -
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3 sets gone - only 2 remaining!
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GlimmerMan
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Posted - 2003.06.07 11:06:00 -
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You mean people are actually willing to actually pay stupidly high prices for quite common pirate drops? Amazing!
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Fortoye Drak
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Posted - 2003.06.07 11:35:00 -
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Thank you for your constructive commentary Glimmerman.
We also sell "cheap-git" kits for those who want to outfit multi-million ISk ships with 50,000 isk worth of equipment.
These include such gems as civilian shield-boosters and similar, as found on some of those high-end cruisers recently destroyed by pirates.
Alternatively should you wish to act as a supplier of such equipment BBBB are more than willing to purchase 50 such sets of equipment off you immediately.
(With them being so common in your area we would expect these to be provided by 1300 GMT today. Single, bulk package only. ttfn)
Press Liason
Big-Bang Burger Bar - Neocom Site |
GlimmerMan
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Posted - 2003.06.07 12:04:00 -
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Hey look in real life we have consumer watchdogs to help stop people being ripped off, why not in EVE too? :P
You are asking way over the odds on the 1.5 mill deal and you know it.
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Fortoye Drak
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Posted - 2003.06.07 12:16:00 -
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If you hadn't noticed certain equipment is available in certain areas but not in others.
This is what allows people to do this marvelous thing called "trade" - they go and fetch, or find, an item and bring it to an (other) area of space where there are none, few , or a high "demand" and "sell" them.
Other people "buy" them for "money". The amount they are willing to "pay" involves not just the scarcity of an item, but its "capabilities" and the time and knowledge involved in getting those items.
All of this is known as "trade" and is a key part of this thing called "EVE".
If you have a problem with this then offer the same items at a lower price. Its very simple and its called "competition".
Alternatively, if you don't actually have the items in numbers to sell, then please take one of our free "stfu modules" with you, along with a "pobtwycf package", on your way back to Amarr space.
Press Liason
Big-Bang Burger Bar - Neocom Site |
Morkt Drakt
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Posted - 2003.06.07 12:35:00 -
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It would appear that you may be the one with a problem of judging "worth", Glimmerman -
we've sold every kit and are looking to put together more.
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Demangel
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Posted - 2003.06.07 12:57:00 -
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Morkt, this whole thread of uyours was literaly a glimmer of hillarity in a sea of moronic whining! Even if it is rediculous profiteering in the face of tragedy, I must admit, It's wonderful, exactly the kind of stuff I was hoping to SEE in EVE!
LOL keep the specials coming, I doubt I'll ever be a customer, but in the mean time Damn this was a funny read hehehe.
Just make sure you charge what people can afford based on demand and supply and you'll be uber rich in no time :)
Galaxion > If you drove a car shaped like a thorax women would call you
Demangel > Dude... I would call..
Demangel > wait that sounded g@y I bet.
Galaxion > Just a bit.
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Morkt Drakt
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Posted - 2003.06.07 13:20:00 -
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We also have a special on "Moa-Burgers"...
done on special order, courtesy of "m0o enterprises", roasted under Modulated Lasers.
We wanted to use "BladeRunner Hot-Sauce" but apparently they've patented it.
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Darkannis
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Posted - 2003.06.07 13:26:00 -
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And I would like to point out that Morkt has passed with Honours from both the "Trotter Independent Traders Academy " (Caldari Branch) and the "CMOTD Intergalactic School of Commerce".
Not many others can say the same.
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GlimmerMan
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Posted - 2003.06.07 13:26:00 -
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Hehe it must be really sad to have to make a living ripping off noobs, I really pity you. :)
Then again is there really a problem with noobs ripping off other noobs, hmm...
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Drachir
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Posted - 2003.06.07 13:40:00 -
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"Trotter Independent Traders Academy" ?
Must be quality gear then :)
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Alexis Machine
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Posted - 2003.06.07 13:45:00 -
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Yeah.. gimmie a large shake, and fedo chillie cheese dog please.. and a medium quafe.. diet.. :D
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Darkannis
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Posted - 2003.06.07 13:46:00 -
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"Fedo Chillie Cheese dog"...
now theres a darn fine idea...
CMOTD would be proud!
Fedo-on-a-stick! Fedo-in-a-bun!
Edited by: Darkannis on 07/06/2003 13:47:22
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Bakkus
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Posted - 2003.06.07 20:07:00 -
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"Fedo Chillie Cheese dog"...
ona stick ????
Politics is a way of saying nice doggy until you can find a big rock.
ooo mind me nuts.... |
Acuna Traos
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Posted - 2003.06.07 20:38:00 -
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Hate to ruin your fun but your maths is wrong, you can't get over 100% res for a damage type. Youll find that if you have an item that does 70% res then you apply one that does 40% res you will get 82% res to the damage type. This is because the % don't stack directly, you get 70% out of a possible 100%, then you are left with 30% damage being taken. The next mod is then taken from this, so its 40% of 30 wich is 12. So you end up with diminishing returns.
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Fortoye Drak
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Posted - 2003.06.08 00:46:00 -
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Hi Acuna!
Thank you for your information.
The R&D section of BBBB is fully aware of this information and how system stack with each other.
However, the head of the Marketing Department is sleeping with Morkt Drak, so she gets to say what she likes in the adverts and considers such "minutae" as mere clutter.
If you study the smallprint you will however find a disclaimer to the effect of your statement.
Should you wish to purchase a scanning electron microscope to read the small print I believe we have a new line coming out this summer.
Press Liason
Big-Bang Burger Bar - Neocom Site |
Aerin Osaa
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Posted - 2003.06.08 11:32:00 -
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rofl, nice thread!
Did you engrave your smallprint on the head of a pin? or is it embeded in the atoms of one of the pixels in the opening post?
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Fortoye Drak
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Posted - 2003.06.08 19:09:00 -
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Smallprint locations are easily accesible for all items on varied sections dependings on the article itself - all such locations are clearly outlined in the smallprint itself.
Press Liason
Big-Bang Burger Bar - Neocom Site |
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Berd
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Posted - 2003.06.08 19:29:00 -
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You gotta love captialism. Good job. :) I didn't know that they still made french fries this far in the future, though. :p
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The Reverend
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Posted - 2003.06.08 19:40:00 -
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LOL, like the thread mate.
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Lilith
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Posted - 2003.06.09 00:47:00 -
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WTH? I said "NO TOMATOES!" This has more Tomatoes on it than it has burger.
And the little dot on the bottom of the box when enlarge clearly states "Made with 100% BioMass". Aren't you infringing on Soylent Green's Product line here?
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</ooc>too funny, love your angle
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Listerine
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Posted - 2003.06.09 08:28:00 -
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Send me a message when you start selling the Moo pacifier. i'll pay a couple million isk if it stops them from crying or if it gets them to quit. either one as long as they shut up and just play the damn game. They are honestly annoying as hell. Damn i'm sure the next game review will probably be a 2/10 just because Moo exsists. Proof why we need year around schooling.. atleast then they would have a bed time because they have class tomorrow.
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k33l3m
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Posted - 2003.06.09 10:30:00 -
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rofl, best thread ever, very clever :P
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Rivver
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Posted - 2003.06.09 14:03:00 -
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Year round schooling, oh now that I like..hahaha =))
well done =)
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Ulf Ulfsson
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Posted - 2003.06.11 10:10:00 -
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Glimmerman, really, get a grip. As was pointed out people will be willing to trade for items that do not drop in their areas and even that drop off pirates too lowly to be worth hunting. I get LIF boosters aplenty off the fighters I have to swat off the interesting cruisers and yet apparently people are willing to pay half a mill apiece for them on EVEauction. I trade for partial hull convs with noobier people in my corp that still hunt things that reliably drop them. Just because YOU think an item is common does NOT mean EVERYONE thinks it is.
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XeQtR
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Posted - 2003.06.11 11:22:00 -
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Motkt.
I'm willing to buy but since I don't have that kinda cash on me at the moment I would like to learn more about your financing plans. :)
200k down and 50 a month sound ok to you? :)
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Darkannis
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Posted - 2003.06.11 11:49:00 -
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Hmmm - finance...
now there's a thought.
Remember all you need to make good money in EVE is a combat frigate. Then simply hire our new "Combat Haulier" and go make yourself a couple of million ISK.
We can even provide ideal hunting locations (by your ship type and experience) and can guarentee an immediate sale of certain items at a competitive price.
Please see our GalNet information pages for more details:
http://www.fourbelowzero.com/eve/index.htm
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snotty
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Posted - 2003.06.11 12:18:00 -
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ok, 110% em deflect, so if a pirate hits me with EM his shield drop?
I think you calculated it all wrong,
em ward is 70% i guess, so 40% from something different(or is that the hull?)
anyways 0.3 * 0.6 = 0.18, so EM deflecit is
acutually 82%
can anyone confirm if this is true?
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