Originally by: Benglada

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And whos going to tackle for them? Jesus?

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UNITED KINGDOM GREAT BRITAIN
MICROSOFT CORPORATION UNITED KINGDOM LONDON
NATWEST SECURITY BANK PLC/MICROSOFT HOUSE, LONDON
24 MICHAEL GREGORY STREET-LONDON WC2N 4ER.UK.
MICRO (LOTTERY) CHIP NO: 9465021

ELECTRONIC MAIL AWARD PROMOTION. MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT LOTTERY UNITED KINGDOM.
Finally today, we announce the winners of the MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT LOTTO WINNINGS, 2007. Your company or your personal e-mail address, won in the second lottery category 002.

You are therefore been approved for lump sums pay out of 1,000,000.00 ONE MILLION, GREAT BRITISH POUNDS, In cash Credited to MICRO (LOTTERY) CHIP NO: 9465021, you are the second lucky winner of the total winners of 10.

You all won 1, million Pounds each. All the 10 participants were selected through our Microsoft computer ballot system (MCBS) drawn from each continent, as part of International "E-MAIL" Promotions Program, to promote the use of emails all over the World, and to promote the use of Microsoft Office.

Your funds (certified Cashiers cheque) have been insured with your MICRO (LOTTERY) CHIP NO: 9465021.To claim your winning prize (1, million pounds),you must first contact our Fiduciary/Processing Agent by email, Jim Johnson,Who is our accredited representative for the Processing and remittance of your prize money to you. You can reach him on:

Name: Jim Johnson
E-mail: [email protected]
PHONE # :( +44) 701-112-1213
Do email the above email address, immediately with your MICRO (LOTTERY) CHIP NO to enable us process your winnings.
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I,.........HEREBY DECLARE THAT I HAVE NEVER RECIEVED ANY SETTLEMENT FROM THE MICROSOFT LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOR ANY MEMBER OF MY FAMILY FILLED CLAIM ON MY BEHALF TO NATIONAL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION. I, THEREFORE, MICROSOFT NATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING PROMOTION TO A CT ON MY BEHALF IN THE PROCESSING AND TRANSFER MYPRIZE AS INSTRUCTED BY ME.
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Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality, and press anonymity until the end of proceedings, and beyond where they so desire. Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems associated with fraudulent claims. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

At your disposal, we remain.
Very Truly Yours,
Sincerely,
Secretary
Mr. Lesley Kenneth Jr.

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Originally by: smashsmash

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Tu Quoque

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The Province of Rens (##:##)
[http://www.utopiatemple.com Angel v1.83 Beta 2]

Server: World of Legends (Age 35)
Utopian Date: January 15th, YR13 (87% in the day)
RL Date: June 6th, 2007 (20:52 GMT)

Ruler Name: The Great Sir Kazuo Ishiguro
Personality & Race: The General, Undead
Land: 550 Acres
Money: 689,771gc (12,690gc daily income)
Food: 3,106 bushels
Runes: 1,260 runes
Population: 12,097 citizens (21.99 per Acre)
Peasants: 6,345 (94% Building Efficiency)
Trade Balance: -59,000gc (0% tax rate)
Networth: 64,352 (117.00 per Acre)
Thieves+Wizards+Science Networth: 3,326gc

Military Eff. with Stance: 85% off. / 115.5% def.
Soldiers: 0 (44.3% estimated draft rate)
Skeletons: 2,744 (11,662 offense)
Zombies: 2,000 (11,550 defense)
Ghouls: 217 (1,476 offense / 501 defense)
War-Horses: 2,438 (up to 2,072 additional offense)
Prisoners: 152 (388 offense)

Total Modified Offense: 15,598 (28.36 per Acre)
Practical (100% elites): 15,598 (28.36 per Acre)
Total Modified Defense: 12,051 (21.91 per Acre)
Practical (0% elites): 11,550 (21.00 per Acre)

Thieves: 395 (0.72 per Acre / 95% Stealth)
Wizards: 396 (0.72 per Acre / 76% Mana)

Crystal-Ball on your province will show:
Max. Possible Thieves/Wizards: 832 (1.51 / Acre)
Estimated Thieves Number: 333 (0.61 per Acre)
Estimated Wizards Number: 125 (0.23 per Acre)

Buildings: 933gc to build, 488gc to raze
Away bonus: 31,725gc (12h) / 95,175gc (20h)

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