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Jera
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Posted - 2004.01.11 17:03:00 -
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Dear customers,
as you certainly know, Drink Starsi™ is a loyal Caldari corporation since its founding. We were always here to help a fellow citizen when our ennemies stroke hard on individual civilians. We also fought always for the truth to be know, and the memory to be honored. Theses activities did bring upon us slandering, lies, propaganda and sabotages, but that did never stop us to fulfill our part in the State well-being building effort.
Today a new obstacle is raised in our path : one of the lesser Federation propaganda organization, known by few as the Jericho Fraction, declared a corporation war against Drink Starsi™.
Dear customers, we will not surrender to theses odds, as we never did before, and we will stay successfull in what we do the best : producing and selling healthy and refreshing beverages !
Yet you may expect some of our resalers to temporarily run out of stock, since our delivery convoys may be delayed in their travel by shameless skirmishes.
Finally hear you Federation puppets ! Even if the odds are against us, we shall strive and success, through dedication and honor, as our ancestors once gained their freedom when they fought against the tyrannous Federation !
Some our best customers are Jericho Fraction members. Yet we will keep them anonymous, but they will no longer benefit our special offers nor gifts.
Discuss loyalty to the State issues on the 'Caldari' channel
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.01.11 17:25:00 -
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*Viceroy opens another can of Starsi*
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Guran Voorde
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Posted - 2004.01.11 18:55:00 -
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A 39 member corporation with alliance backing declares war on a 3 member corporation.
Such bravery.
We shall carry the Word. We shall correct and unify. |
Li ShangYin
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Posted - 2004.01.11 19:21:00 -
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Edited by: Li ShangYin on 11/01/2004 19:21:33
Well size isn't everything, as the boys from JF will have learned by now from Jade, and you should try to pick on people equal to your power afterall if you want a fair fight. That said I gotta deliver this truckload of Starsi to some homeless people who seem to not want to leave me....
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A spring day at the edge of the world.
On the edge of the world once more the day slants.
The oriole cries, as though it were its own tears
Which damp even the topmost blossoms on the tree.
-- Li Shang-yin, Exile, ninth century A.D. |
Cavtrooper
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Posted - 2004.01.11 22:10:00 -
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I hope this will not effect the delivery to the Citadel region and out to 98q? If so I can think of alot of angry people.
I really dont understand this though? Why is JF attacking a refreshment manufacturer? Are they trying to rid the market of Starsi so the can spread their Jericho Juice?
More than likely though they were contracted be the FedInt (AKA Quafe) to get rid of the competition. Probably were behind the previous attack on you and the death of Timmy also.
Savages.
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MoonDawg
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Posted - 2004.01.11 23:57:00 -
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No Problem, Girl. I think I speak with all loyal Caldari soldiers behind me, we'll stand up to this with you.
For my own, I'm growing mighty fed up with disrespectful Gallente standing in our way to Pax Caldari. So while I'm not the one to cast the first stone, mark my words, we shall throw a thousand back.
Caldaris honor flow deep in our veins, and we shall never yield to Gallente who wish to blockade our supply of Starsi!
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.01.12 00:01:00 -
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A 39 member corporation with alliance backing declares war on a 3 member corporation.
Such bravery.
You do have a point, though we have no alliance backing anymore. Rest assured this is just business and we are carrying out a contract for a soft drinks megacorp.
Also, don't worry about being mobbed 39 to 3 or anything silly.
Its a private contract and we have been asked to make the action broadcast-worthy.
So brutal instant-kill massacres will not be the order of the day.
Love and peace (and welcome to the war)
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MoonDawg
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Posted - 2004.01.12 00:06:00 -
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So the gloves are off, eh?
Better to do and die, than die and don't |
Pojo
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Posted - 2004.01.12 01:05:00 -
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As avid supporters of Drink Starsi and all their fine members we are obligated to help them fight the evil gallente. I know we are not much Jera but we will help as much as we can. 
"Caldari capacity for good is only exceeded by our capacity for evil"
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Negotiator
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Posted - 2004.01.12 03:04:00 -
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hmz if it gets dragged over to 0.0, msg me Jera...
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Araviel
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Posted - 2004.01.12 11:45:00 -
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go quafe!! 
EPIC Recruitment post
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Athule Snanm
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Posted - 2004.01.12 16:48:00 -
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Mmmmm....Quafe Ultra*! Tastes of Victory!
* External application only, consult medical advice immediately on discovery of additional tenticles or fur.
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2004.01.12 21:58:00 -
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A 39 member corporation with alliance backing declares war on a 3 member corporation.
Such bravery.
Like Jade said - no obscene use of force will take place - unless you run across Miso - then all hell may break loose. Ever since the TiNA thing - I decided to take a break and add a new layer of clear coat added to the Dominix so I'm not looking to scratch it
However I am here to uphold our end of the contract with the megacorp employers - if they want Starsi squeezed then by God a little squeezing will be done! 
Posting for Numbnutz |
Celebon
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Posted - 2004.01.13 09:04:00 -
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About the only thing that is "good" in this is the fact that Jericho have admitted publically to being a front for attacks on Caldari Corporations by a soft drinks Megacorp, which one can assume is gallenete in origin considering their CEO is an admitted mouthpiece for FedInt. Still, I'm certain proof will come out as to who the Fed puppets exact employer is and then we can see what actions the Caldari state will take.
I have pledged my support to Jera already if I can help in any way. Caldari corporations cannot be bowed by gallenete pressure tactics of "the squeeze".
Drink StarsiÖ
Security Division
Caldari State Citizen
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Vendris
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Posted - 2004.01.13 12:41:00 -
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Let's see. How many Gallente soft drink megacorps are there that Jericho Fraction have pledged support for, and who's logo adorns many of their publications?
Hmmm... That's a tough one, that.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.13 14:13:00 -
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My fellow members of Jericho you do understand that I will be Oath and Honor bound to defend this shining example of Caldari State enterprise. Understand that while I love my corporation I will defend Sarsi from ANY Gallente sponsored attacks.
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Celebon
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Posted - 2004.01.13 16:08:00 -
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Maud Dib, I salute you on your courage and honour to stand fast against your erstwhile collueges in this corporate, nay Federally sponsered attack.
These Fed sponsered jargonists cannot put one over on a Caldari Corporation, no matter it's size. All for the good of many.
Remember all, the words of the slogan. "When threatened on all sides, when the squeeze is put on you, Drink StarsiÖ! It tastes like revenge!"
Drink StarsiÖ
Security Division
Caldari State Citizen
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.01.13 17:20:00 -
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Well sweetie, let nobody say Jericho Fraction are corporate bullies ;) Since the odds were so uneven we have no problem with having a few of our chaps swapping shirts and playing with the opo side for the holorigs.
And Maud is so due a ganking from the Jericho J all girl thorax strike team.
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Khal St
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Posted - 2004.01.13 17:25:00 -
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Maud vs Miso, Jovin & Jade.... 
your a gonna man..... 
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.13 17:38:00 -
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Edited by: Maud Dib on 13/01/2004 17:43:21
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Maud vs Miso, Jovin & Jade....
your a gonna man.....
Their gallente trickery and feminine wiles cannot overcome Caldari Honor and Courage. Not to mention one of the Jericho ladies is Caldari right j0sephine?
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.01.13 20:33:00 -
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Jovin, Jasmine, Jade are the three Jericho Thorax chicks.
jOsephine is a Kestral w-hore as we all know ...
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Khal St
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Posted - 2004.01.13 22:04:00 -
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Edited by: Khal St on 13/01/2004 22:05:59
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one of the Jericho ladies is Caldari right j0sephine?
Well I suppose were gonna see her true colours one way or the other...
I find myself in a bit of a bind myself, sure I'm Caldari but dammit Starsi is one one of my competitor's in the lucrative Caldari drinks market
[ed spelling... too much Cal-afeÖ]
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Azure Skyclad
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Posted - 2004.01.14 00:40:00 -
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About the only thing that is "good" in this is the fact that Jericho have admitted publically to being a front for attacks on Caldari Corporations by a soft drinks Megacorp, which one can assume is gallenete in origin considering their CEO is an admitted mouthpiece for FedInt. Still, I'm certain proof will come out as to who the Fed puppets exact employer is and then we can see what actions the Caldari state will take.
I have pledged my support to Jera already if I can help in any way. Caldari corporations cannot be bowed by gallenete pressure tactics of "the squeeze".
......on the other hand. Maybe thats what JF and Quafe want you to believe. Pretty good at their jobs these Fed Int Psy Ops chappies.
*goes back to readin Machiavelli*
La Maison de tous Les Plaisirs
Star Fraction
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2004.01.14 06:03:00 -
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"Well I suppose were gonna see her true colours one way or the other..."
... A-hem. seeing how everyone is up in arms while running down the oh-so-obvious path of reasoning... a few random facts, folks.
* Quafe might be the most popular, but not the only soft drink in the universe. In fact, there's many competitors trying to knock it down from its spot.
* Many corporations have no problem with playing dirty to gain advantage, that including the smear campaigns and more direct means. As Mr.Khal knows best himself, given he was caught red-handed raiding convoys of Poksu Mineral Group in New Caldari not so long ago. ;s
* Jericho Fraction has clear and never denied ties with both Gallente Federation and Quafe. Anyone hiring them for 'tis contract is without doubt well aware of it.
* JF never named their employer for the contract in question, and obviously it's unlikely to happen.
That's pieces of one alternative to consider. The other would require looking into the hidden agenda of Starsi corporation, and how they might be seen instrumental to goals of various fractions in our universe.... but that's getting too long already.
... as for Maud, obviously cannot leave the poor guy alone at the mercy of gank squad. Fortunately --and thanks to superiority of Caldari technology-- a Kestrel armed with cruise missiles can operate swiftly and well out of range of Gallente cruisers, not to mention the Gallente never really bothered to fit many anti-missile defences on their vessels. ;s
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Khal St
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Posted - 2004.01.14 09:28:00 -
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Edited by: Khal St on 14/01/2004 09:29:05
Knew you wouldn't let us down J0
(And I was cleared of any wrong doing over those hijacked convoys... well no charges were ever brought )
(ed: anyone know where you get the spelling inplants)
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Karon Wodens
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Posted - 2004.01.14 12:42:00 -
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Edited by: Karon Wodens on 14/01/2004 12:43:39
I suppose that Fraction of society's washouts has earned the right to pummel Starsi a bit.
Best of luck to you Jera. And if there's anything I can do other than fling my sorry ass into a mass murder free-for-all or donate every last ISK I have to your cause. Let us know.
Caldari Prime: Think of that moment, remember what they did...
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.14 13:54:00 -
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Edited by: Karon Wodens on 14/01/2004 12:43:39
I suppose that Fraction of society's washouts has earned the right to pummel Starsi a bit.
Best of luck to you Jera. And if there's anything I can do other than fling my sorry ass into a mass murder free-for-all or donate every last ISK I have to your cause. Let us know.
Just what is so wrong with a mass murder free for all? There are other Caldari members of Jericho I believe might fight with j0sephine and I as well. You listening Jeriel? ( Hope I spelled that right)
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2004.01.14 18:09:00 -
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Just what is so wrong with a mass murder free for all? There are other Caldari members of Jericho I believe might fight with j0sephine and I as well. You listening Jeriel? ( Hope I spelled that right)
Don't forget the other JF guy La'akea - he needs to break in that Moa...
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.14 18:20:00 -
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Just what is so wrong with a mass murder free for all? There are other Caldari members of Jericho I believe might fight with j0sephine and I as well. You listening Jeriel? ( Hope I spelled that right)
Don't forget the other JF guy La'akea - he needs to break in that Moa...
Oh yeah, the minority Caldari will rise up and force the Gallente oppressors to....to..to cook our dinner.
No Miso cannot cook haggis for us.
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Karon Wodens
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Posted - 2004.01.14 18:26:00 -
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Your Caldari members? You mean they've sunk THAT low!?
Caldari Prime: Think of that moment, remember what they did...
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.01.14 18:54:00 -
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Oh dear monsieur, I don't think you really have much of a clue about what jericho fraction is about. We aren't a nationalist corp and we have members from all walks of life and cultural perspectives. at times we quarrel and even shoot each others ships to bits.
But what unites us is something more than nationalist ideology.
Still, it makes for interesting mess-room food fights...
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Jeriel Jamon
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Posted - 2004.01.14 20:13:00 -
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With Jericho Fraction we joined for the forward looking radical political agenda but we stay for the Corp chats mainly listening to Miso, actually mainly picking on Miso. Not sure why that matters but I will fly my Caldari warships to defend Drink Starsi until my status as a benefit and gift receiving customer is reinstated.
Jeriel
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Siphol Kalarth
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Posted - 2004.01.15 09:12:00 -
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Edited by: Siphol Kalarth on 15/01/2004 10:28:48
Edited by: Siphol Kalarth on 15/01/2004 10:24:41
I find myself torn between loyalty for my chosen corporation and the honour of my homeland.
I will not lift a finger to harm the interests of Drink Starsi corporation, and will if required defend their interests alongside Maud, j0sephine and Jeriel.
Edit: I feel some clarification is in order.
This appears to be a purley competitive contract, the supression of a Caldari corporation by a large competitor. There is no ideology involved to the best of my knowledge. It is this situation which caused me to make the above statement.
I keep faith, it's only what I believe in that changes.
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Pojo
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Posted - 2004.01.15 09:32:00 -
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I am really glad to see that Caldari members no matter which corporation still understand that their loyalty is to the State first and foremost. Small first step to true Caldari unity and purity, heath the warning Gallentean you doom is at hand. 
"Caldari capacity for good is only exceeded by our capacity for evil"
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Karon Wodens
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Posted - 2004.01.15 13:43:00 -
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Oh dear monsieur, I don't think you really have much of a clue about what jericho fraction is about. We aren't a nationalist corp
Bwahahahahahahaha! Such wash...
Caldari Prime: Think of that moment, remember what they did...
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Siphol Kalarth
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Posted - 2004.01.15 14:10:00 -
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Edited by: Siphol Kalarth on 15/01/2004 14:11:08
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Oh dear monsieur, I don't think you really have much of a clue about what jericho fraction is about. We aren't a nationalist corp
Bwahahahahahahaha! Such wash...
To quote my CEO, "I don't think you really have much of a clue about what jericho fraction is about. We aren't a nationalist corp"
I keep faith, it's only what I believe in that changes.
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Ly'sol
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Posted - 2004.01.16 19:15:00 -
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Edited by: Ly'sol on 16/01/2004 19:24:19
Any member of JF that is Caldari that lays harms upon Drink Starsi should be consider traitors of the State and have thier assests frozen.
Lady Jade,
I know of Jericho Fractions nature and I am quite curious about its multi-national regristrations and how attacking a corperation of the State could adversly effect the Caldari and Gallente population within your ranks. Aside from this you have been contracted.
Who is your employer who threatens the State?
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Vist the Jericho Fraction Forums
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Darrin Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.01.18 03:42:00 -
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This must be the most amusing thread I've read in a while.
Keep up the chuckles, guys.
BTW, Quafe kills 
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