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Beseb
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Posted - 2004.01.11 18:11:00 -
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I wouldn't normally post something like this, but because of who it is and the circumstances, I thought a few of you might like to know.
Apparently last night, Havocide, former arch enemy of Mongo Peck got back into his good graces. Mongo was kind enough to let him borrow his Armageddon.
Havocide went on a joy ride in said armageddon, but decided to catch a few winks whilst doing so. While sleeping at the helm, his ship auto piloted itself into Obe - renowed battle field of pirates and pirate hunters alike.
I think you know where the rest of this story is going. One of our intrepid corp mates spotted this sleeping giant drifting aimlessly near the Hakonen star gate. Being that we are at war with BMC, our pilot immediatly engaged the derelict. Two minutes later - poof, local was cleared of this menance.
The cherry on top of this rather amusing tale was Havocide's conversation the following day with our pilot. Following is that conversation, make your own judgement and have a good laugh:
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Channelname: Havocide conversation
Listener: Osash
Session started: 2004.01.11 15:25:08
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[ 2004.01.11 15:25:17 ] Osash > good morning
[ 2004.01.11 15:25:29 ] Havocide > did you kill me last night?
[ 2004.01.11 15:25:33 ] Osash > aye
[ 2004.01.11 15:25:40 ] Havocide > what ship was i in?
[ 2004.01.11 15:25:52 ] Osash > armageddon called asteroid
[ 2004.01.11 15:25:59 ] Havocide > omg dude
[ 2004.01.11 15:26:02 ] Havocide > thats lame
[ 2004.01.11 15:26:04 ] Havocide > i was afk
[ 2004.01.11 15:26:07 ] Osash > what happened
[ 2004.01.11 15:26:09 ] Havocide > or asleep or something
[ 2004.01.11 15:26:13 ] Osash > lol
[ 2004.01.11 15:26:17 ] Havocide > i just came on and saw the message
[ 2004.01.11 15:26:23 ] Havocide > i was like i dont remember that
[ 2004.01.11 15:26:24 ] Osash > you were at the gate
[ 2004.01.11 15:26:28 ] Havocide > cant believe u did that man
[ 2004.01.11 15:27:04 ] Osash > yeah, a ship loss is always a drag[ 2004.01.11 15:27:18 ] Havocide > err i was afk
[ 2004.01.11 15:27:31 ] Havocide > at least u coulda realised that and said look this is a lame kill
[ 2004.01.11 15:27:31 ] Osash > you were at a gate in Obe, not a place to be afk
[ 2004.01.11 15:27:49 ] Osash > we are at war
[ 2004.01.11 15:27:57 ] Havocide > no excuse
[ 2004.01.11 15:28:02 ] Osash > not my problem
[ 2004.01.11 15:28:02 ] Havocide > i have lost all respect in you
[ 2004.01.11 15:28:31 ] Osash > you havn't shown any before anyway
[ 2004.01.11 15:29:00 ] Osash > before our previous encounter, I probably would not have killed you like that
[ 2004.01.11 15:29:11 ] Havocide > repay what u destroyed cheaply and ill forget it
[ 2004.01.11 15:29:20 ] Osash > forget it
[ 2004.01.11 15:29:22 ] Havocide > you ran dude
[ 2004.01.11 15:29:24 ] Havocide > u ran
[ 2004.01.11 15:29:31 ] Havocide > i fought fairly and u ran
[ 2004.01.11 15:29:35 ] Havocide > made me angry
[ 2004.01.11 15:29:39 ] Osash > as would any pirate in the game
[ 2004.01.11 15:29:40 ] Havocide > now u fight unfairly
[ 2004.01.11 15:29:49 ] Osash > unfairly?
[ 2004.01.11 15:29:54 ] Havocide > yeah
[ 2004.01.11 15:29:58 ] Havocide > u kill a ship while i sleep
[ 2004.01.11 15:30:00 ] Havocide > well done
[ 2004.01.11 15:30:03 ] Osash > you leave a BS unattended and expect nobody to shoot it
[ 2004.01.11 15:30:17 ] Havocide > it was a friends ship not even mine
[ 2004.01.11 15:30:18 ] Osash > very poor thought process there
[ 2004.01.11 15:30:34 ] Osash > R
[ 2004.01.11 15:30:42 ] Osash > Refines ship right?
[ 2004.01.11 15:32:26 ] Osash > I have no regrets about what I did. I probably wouldn't have done it to anyone else in the game. IMHO, you brought it on yourself when you were exgtremely rude to me
[ 2004.01.11 15:32:38 ] Osash > thus, no quarter from me - ever
[ 2004.01.11 15:35:24 ] Havocide > im dissappointed thats all i can say
[ 2004.01.11 15:35:32 ] Havocide > and it was mongo pecks ship
[ 2004.01.11 15:35:36 ] Osash > I bet, you lost a BS
[ 2004.01.11 15:35:53 ] Osash > well, you can do some mining to replace it
[ 2004.01.11 15:36:07 ] Havocide > if you arent going to return the loss then i bid you goodday
[ 2004.01.11 15:36:23 ] Osash > k, cya later
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sutty
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Posted - 2004.01.11 18:16:00 -
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O.o
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darth solo
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Posted - 2004.01.11 18:18:00 -
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im sorry but, lol@havocide.
Iv twice been sent messages in this game by pirates demanding i replace ships .
AFK in OBE, lololololololololololoololol.
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Treylon
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Posted - 2004.01.11 18:20:00 -
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BAHHAHA! This reminds me of when i camped the gate in aurhonen and he complained that the sentry guns would fire on him if he defended himself cos he had a -5 sec. bla bla, they always cry lame and stuff when we use the same tricks on them.
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Jarjar
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Posted - 2004.01.11 18:25:00 -
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[ 2004.01.11 15:27:57 ] Havocide > no excuse
[ 2004.01.11 15:28:02 ] Havocide > i have lost all respect in you
Omg is this coming from the guy that got killed when the corps are at war? 
Being AFK is no excuse for getting killed, end of discussion 
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Valeria
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Posted - 2004.01.11 18:45:00 -
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Your 425mm Prototype I Gauss Gun perfectly strikes some nublar, wrecking for 1155.0 damage. |
Hematic
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Posted - 2004.01.11 18:58:00 -
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That's some good comedy
Drinking all that quafe while flying. Only a matter of time before you crash after a sugar high :)
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2004.01.11 18:59:00 -
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Edited by: j0sephine on 11/01/2004 18:59:36
Havocide > err i was afk
Havocide > at least u coulda realised that and said look this is a lame kill
... Heh.
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scouting
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Posted - 2004.01.11 19:19:00 -
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new tactic to break a blockade...sleepage
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Last nights patch, was, without doubt, the worst ever. Rest assured that I was on the forum within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world. |
DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2004.01.11 19:47:00 -
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wtf? is this guy for real? 0.o
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voogru
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Posted - 2004.01.11 20:10:00 -
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O_o
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o_O
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rofl
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Your 425mm Prototype I Gauss Gun perfectly strikes Guardian Enforcer, wrecking for 827.3 damage. |
Venture
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Posted - 2004.01.11 20:12:00 -
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Wow! Havocide just lost all respect! Might be head carebear in the game with that conversation.....LMAOROTF
What a lame excuse, I was AFK in Obe, in a 0.4 system renowned for pirates and pirate hunters.
Hope he had insurance for that Apoc....lol. Probably not seeing what is said in that conversation. Happy mining Havocide...lol.
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MooKids
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Posted - 2004.01.11 20:16:00 -
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He would have been better off to just shut up and not say anything.
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Havocide
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Posted - 2004.01.11 20:32:00 -
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my bad it was late 
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.01.11 20:37:00 -
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Heh
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Reptar
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Posted - 2004.01.11 21:32:00 -
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well hupa fell asleep in his scorp gate camping in ec-p8r one night, we tried to move him off the grid but he died about 4 hours later.
Also myself the first day i got my new shiny scorp was trying to get a noob pirate in torrinos to fire at me, i locked his ship and locked a can near him. (I thought that if i fire at the can he will think im firing on him, its worked before) but i fired on him instead of the can  the sentrys ripped me apart as i was stuck on the station 
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Demendar Boann
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Posted - 2004.01.11 22:39:00 -
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Proof one can laugh at oneself:
During one of the attacks on Gallentes, one of the group members flew in front of me as I was launchin my cruise missles, which caused me to blow up his ship, pod kill him and give me a -1.5 sec rating lol.
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Toulak
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Posted - 2004.01.11 23:28:00 -
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 Quote:
[ 2004.01.11 15:27:31 ] Havocide > at least u coulda realised that and said look this is a lame kill
Im sure you woulda done exactly that eh Havoc, had the roles been reversed..
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HostageTaker
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Posted - 2004.01.12 00:06:00 -
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O_o
Unfu(king real...
oh and
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[ 2004.01.11 15:29:11 ] Havocide > repay what u destroyed cheaply and ill forget it
are you for real?!?!
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Zarquon Beeblebrox
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Posted - 2004.01.12 03:17:00 -
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If it was a pirate BS ship hovering dead in space i would have used all night killing it in a shuttle if i had to. If it was with out pilote and i could not fly the ship and i knew noone that could. I would have spent all night killing it in a shuttle if i had to. :)
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Teddybears movies
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Mongo Peck
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Posted - 2004.01.12 05:01:00 -
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Edited by: Mongo Peck on 12/01/2004 05:01:55
You have to laugh ....... 
Chuckle Chuckle
Mongo speaks !!
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Yurito
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Posted - 2004.01.12 05:45:00 -
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lol, this is f-ing hilarious! some dude eve-mailed me saying that i owe him 18mil for the implants... why do people like that even exits?! if they can't take EVE they shouldn't play it...
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Mongo Peck
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Posted - 2004.01.12 06:13:00 -
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Ps .... Note to self ...
Go and pod ROT expecially Beseb
Mongo speaks !!
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Jazz Bo
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Posted - 2004.01.12 09:40:00 -
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Edited by: Jazz Bo on 12/01/2004 09:40:54
Oh this is really good:
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[ 2004.01.11 15:26:04 ] Havocide > i was afk
[ 2004.01.11 15:26:07 ] Osash > what happened
[ 2004.01.11 15:26:09 ] Havocide > or asleep or something
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Or something? What, you mean having a w**k "or something"?
I once lost ship in Yulai while I was afk, out on the town. It was an afk-mining, fully insured Iteron 3 purposefully fitted with the cheapest possible equipment.
Along comes Borg Assimilation in his shiny new Kestrel (I had seen him earlier) and his newly found love of Cruise missiles, and blows me away. Unfortunately, he had too little experience with the Cruises and he podded me by accident (admitted it when I messaged him) dropping his sec status to below -5. I think it's safe to say he didn't get out of Yulai in one piece in his Kestrel.
Losses:
Me, about 30k Isk in equipment and a 200k clone.
Borg, his ship (probably) and his livelihood (he made his living hanging at the gate in Yulai with his -1 rating an 1.5m bounty, waiting for people to shoot at his n00b frig and letting the sentry guns kill them).
I laughed my a** off after that, I really did:-D
PS. Haven't seen him since either.
Originally by: DB Preacher
Celestial Apocalypse - Brave souls fighting the endless smak.
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Miss Take
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Posted - 2004.01.12 10:07:00 -
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Quote:
[ 2004.01.11 15:25:17 ] Osash > good morning
[ 2004.01.11 15:25:29 ] Havocide > did you kill me last night?
[ 2004.01.11 15:25:33 ] Osash > aye
[ 2004.01.11 15:25:40 ] Havocide > what ship was i in?
[ 2004.01.11 15:25:52 ] Osash > armageddon called asteroid
[ 2004.01.11 15:25:59 ] Havocide > omg dude
[ 2004.01.11 15:26:02 ] Havocide > thats lame
[ 2004.01.11 15:26:04 ] Havocide > i was afk
Priceless, LOL
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Alynthir
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Posted - 2004.01.12 11:11:00 -
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Heh Heh. That's too funny. 
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Spokesman
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Posted - 2004.01.12 14:42:00 -
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So if you want to pass some blockade by Havocide just act like your afk or 'something' and he'll leave you alone, or at least you can ask him to refund the stuff.
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Jhered Stern
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Posted - 2004.01.12 14:55:00 -
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Oh Jeeze... and I actually followed this guy into battle!
Jhered Out!
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StiZum Hilidii
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Posted - 2004.01.12 15:05:00 -
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Havocide dude you made my day. sat at uni in library taking a break.. how can i get back to work when i can just imagine you sleeping on keyboard while they pound your mates ship. priceless
STAN
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Hanns
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Posted - 2004.01.12 16:14:00 -
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Yes we all had a good laugh on TS when havo came on werey voice telling us the story, i laughed so much it hurt,
and it wasent even his BS heheh
pats havo on back, it happens to the best of us m8
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