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Nachshon
Caldari
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.06.05 01:00:00 -
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In an attempt to stem the tide of atrocities committed by Darth Sage and the En-Slavers corporation, or, failing that, have a good laugh, I am now announcing the production of the "Blood God" brand of toilet paper. In addition to being soft and strong, "Blood God" toilet paper has printed on it the writings of the Sani Sabik (not the alliance, the original writings), as well as the writings of noted blood cultists, especially Darth Sage himself.
Production will continue until Darth Sage becomes reasonable, or is committed to a suitable institute. Sadly, production is likely to continue indefinitely.
At the moment, due to a lack of decent distribution, "Blood God" toilet paper will only be sold within the Republic and the Great Wildlands. However, I would welcome partners to distribute this product to other regions. In particular, I imagine it would sell well in the Amarr Empire, Ammatar Mandate, and Khanid Kingdom.
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Caldari by birth, Minmatar by citizenship.
The True Meaning of Freedom |
Tablaren
Kingdom of Kador
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Posted - 2007.06.05 01:26:00 -
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150 rolls please, my flagship has lots of restrooms *smiles*
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Letheeth Kayl
Amarr
Chosen Path
FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.05 02:23:00 -
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Ten thousand cubic meters please. If my bestower could store more, I would buy more, I'm sorry.
I'd also like to talk to you about a new doomsday weapon i'm trying to design, I'm calling it to be called "Pointy".
Please message me via Eve Mail or comms link for pick up location and price {of the religous writings}. (High sec or low traffic areas prefered)
Put down the mirror and return to live
With pain With sin With despair
Live with penance in God's glory
Lesson of Tobias and the Mirror
Scriptures Verses26-29 |
Casserina Leshrac
Amarr
Bloodveil
The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.06.05 02:28:00 -
[4]
 Originally by: Nachshon
In an attempt to stem the tide of atrocities committed by Darth Sage and the En-Slavers corporation, or, failing that, have a good laugh, I am now announcing the production of the "Blood God" brand of toilet paper. In addition to being soft and strong, "Blood God" toilet paper has printed on it the writings of the Sani Sabik (not the alliance, the original writings), as well as the writings of noted blood cultists, especially Darth Sage himself.
Production will continue until Darth Sage becomes reasonable, or is committed to a suitable institute. Sadly, production is likely to continue indefinitely.
At the moment, due to a lack of decent distribution, "Blood God" toilet paper will only be sold within the Republic and the Great Wildlands. However, I would welcome partners to distribute this product to other regions. In particular, I imagine it would sell well in the Amarr Empire, Ammatar Mandate, and Khanid Kingdom.
I am certain that Darth Sage will be pleased with this enterprising effort. However, in order for you all to get into his good graces I remind you to cut in for a piece of this action.
Casserina
Sani Sabik Illuminati
From the Darkness I sow the seeds of Chaos. |
Gervais Zhang
Gallente
Strix Armaments and Defence
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Posted - 2007.06.05 02:36:00 -
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Are you marketing that in the Federation as well? If so, Strix Armaments and Defence would like to order one hundred thousand rolls to be distributed at Minmatar refugee camps in Sinq Laison.
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Tomahawk Bliss
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.06.05 02:52:00 -
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I would be more than happy to supply Venal with such accurate products.
May I also request a limited addition bloodviel set, I know a few Amarr slavers who could use their slaves to wipe their slaver hound's back sides.
Gogo Yubari> You can't destroy your enemy with the power of thought alone like many forum-warriors seem to think.
GLBTA Channel |
Velvhette
Strix Armaments and Defence
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Posted - 2007.06.05 03:50:00 -
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Originally by: Gervais Zhang
Are you marketing that in the Federation as well? If so, Strix Armaments and Defence would like to order one hundred thousand rolls to be distributed at Minmatar refugee camps in Sinq Laison.
I will have my hauler on stand by, Sir. I will gladly haul all you wish for us.
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Velvhette
Strix Armaments and Defence
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Posted - 2007.06.05 03:53:00 -
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Edited by: Velvhette on 05/06/2007 03:52:28
**double post**
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Reinherdt
Caldari
Strix Armaments and Defence
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Posted - 2007.06.05 03:59:00 -
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Aside from the order placed by STRIX proper, if you make it to Fed space, I'll take a few thousand rolls myself.
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Ravin Abai
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.05 04:07:00 -
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Although I would never conduct business with a terrorist such as yourself, the offer is quite tempting.
At any rate, thanks for the laugh! 
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Evanda Char
Minmatar
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.06.05 05:10:00 -
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*\o/*
-Eva-
Electus Matari - taking it one bad guy at a time |
Hooch Flux
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.06.05 09:50:00 -
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Hey Nachshon, put me down as a distributor in Sing Laison. I'll contact you for price, logistics, etc, etc!
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
Only way to be sure! |
Karanth
Gallente
Cirrius Technologies
O X I D E
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Posted - 2007.06.05 10:42:00 -
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WTB, 50k rolls. Location and cost can be negotiated later.
Free beer for those who mod my sig!
There is only one sig hijack that matters, the orginal and only member of the hijack squad. me. -Eris. ps Black russians are better then beer.
I'll see your beer, and raise you a goat kebab -Tirg
I'll take that pint and raise you two -Timmeh
I bet 2 goats, 1 pint and a bag of slugs -Lordharold
I grab it all, cook it/eat and drink it all and say thank you. -Pirlouit
I'll call your bluff, and go all in on 3 locks of Hutch's hair. -Incognus
I'll see that bet, depending on where the hair came from. -Rauth
*pushes the other mods out of the way* Mmmm, bree - Karass |
Rakiro
Gallente
Two Brothers Mining Corp.
The Sundering
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Posted - 2007.06.05 12:16:00 -
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I heartily endorse this product.
^_^
-Rakiro |
Darth Sage
Amarr
En-Slavers
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Posted - 2007.06.05 14:19:00 -
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How enterprising this is, i wish i had thought of this my
self as it is one way to spread the word of the sani sabik
and make a profit.
In legendary war on the world we came from long before
space travel came to pass people it is said actually used
strips newspapers to wipe their bodily wastes and while a
waiting for the waste to be dispatched would read these
strips of wadding to pass the time.
This may well prove to happen here to with the writings of
the apocrypha.
which i believe is forbidden in amarrian space.
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En-Slavers we follow the true path... |
Tomahawk Bliss
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.06.05 14:22:00 -
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Originally by: Darth Sage
How enterprising this is, i wish i had thought of this my
self as it is one way to spread the word of the sani sabik
and make a profit.
In legendary war on the world we came from long before
space travel came to pass people it is said actually used
strips newspapers to wipe their bodily wastes and while a
waiting for the waste to be dispatched would read these
strips of wadding to pass the time.
This may well prove to happen here to with the writings of
the apocrypha.
which i believe is forbidden in amarrian space.
no one will give any respect to that which he will soon smear with waste and then with out a backwards glance flush into space.
perhaps you know your "apocrypha" is a joke after all.
Gogo Yubari> You can't destroy your enemy with the power of thought alone like many forum-warriors seem to think.
GLBTA Channel |
3ll3
Gallente
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.06.05 14:39:00 -
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Send five tones it's great for soaking up the oil leaks in the engine room or so the head enginer says any way
Verus Amare Vinceres Omnis |
MirrorGod
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Posted - 2007.06.05 15:22:00 -
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Pfft, get some originality, I've been doing this with the Amarr bible for years. None the less a good laugh.
*snip* your sig is too large. Maximum sig size is 24,000 bytes, your current sig is 40,174 bytes - Karass Sayfo |
Cipher7
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2007.06.05 17:07:00 -
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Put me down for 12 rolls a week 
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Evanda Char
Minmatar
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.06.05 21:34:00 -
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Originally by: Cipher7
Put me down for 12 rolls a week
No more spicey food for you!
-Eva-
Electus Matari - taking it one bad guy at a time |
Nachshon
Caldari
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.06.06 03:26:00 -
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Good news, everyone.
I've contacted Expert Distribution, and they have agreed to distribute Blood God toilet paper beyond the Republic. Republic customers should have their deliveries within a week. Everyone else, contact ED for more info.
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Caldari by birth, Minmatar by citizenship.
The True Meaning of Freedom |
Yassi Shira
Amarr
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2007.06.09 00:05:00 -
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Nachshon, I would be eager to arrange for Blood God toilet paper to be sold within the Kingdom. I shall contact Khanid Shipping and arrange for distribution.
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Aria Jenneth
Caldari
Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.06.09 02:37:00 -
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Hm. Mr. Nachshon, I wonder if you've considered all the possible dangers of this product, particularly for hemorrhoid sufferers, due to the, er, sanguine affinity and occult nature of this toilet tissue. This really does sound like the start of the plot of a deeply low-concept Gallentean horror-comedy holoflick.
"It Came From Beneath," or something of the sort.
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Evanda Char
Minmatar
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.06.09 02:42:00 -
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Originally by: Aria Jenneth
Hm. Mr. Nachshon, I wonder if you've considered all the possible dangers of this product, particularly for hemorrhoid sufferers, due to the, er, sanguine affinity and occult nature of this toilet tissue. This really does sound like the start of the plot of a deeply low-concept Gallentean horror-comedy holoflick.
"It Came From Beneath," or something of the sort.
*dies laughing*
-Eva-
Electus Matari - taking it one bad guy at a time |
Janu Hull
Caldari
Order of Z Industries
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Posted - 2007.06.09 22:55:00 -
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Request 30,000 rolls for transport to a drop off point in the Amarr Empire.
If the Amarr won't buy'em direct, I can always resell at a mark up.
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Dau Imperius
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.06.09 23:22:00 -
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Hmm, not found of anything from the blood god kissing my arse. I just feel violated that way.
But, if you'd like to produce a version of tissue paper, for those who'd prefer to blow thier nose, I'd give it a go.
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Lux Simian
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Posted - 2007.06.10 09:26:00 -
[27]
Originally by: Nachshon
In an attempt to stem the tide of atrocities committed by Darth Sage and the En-Slavers corporation, or, failing that, have a good laugh, I am now announcing the production of the "Blood God" brand of toilet paper. In addition to being soft and strong, "Blood God" toilet paper has printed on it the writings of the Sani Sabik (not the alliance, the original writings), as well as the writings of noted blood cultists, especially Darth Sage himself.
Production will continue until Darth Sage becomes reasonable, or is committed to a suitable institute. Sadly, production is likely to continue indefinitely.
At the moment, due to a lack of decent distribution, "Blood God" toilet paper will only be sold within the Republic and the Great Wildlands. However, I would welcome partners to distribute this product to other regions. In particular, I imagine it would sell well in the Amarr Empire, Ammatar Mandate, and Khanid Kingdom.
I have a problem with the Product, mine appears to be used. I opened the packet, and found that the paper was covered in a lot of old ****
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Omerta Syndicate
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.06.10 15:19:00 -
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Blasphemy.
Meb sighs audibly
I expected better.
Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls get drunk and pew pew in Delve. |
Torak Dakos
Amarr
Cruoris Seraphim
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Posted - 2007.06.10 15:56:00 -
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Your mockery is noted, Electus Matari. When you become worthy enough for more of our attention I can assure you, you will not be laughing.
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Strikeclone
The Steel Ravens
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Posted - 2007.06.10 17:28:00 -
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Bah toilet paper, what millenia are you living in. I use the three sea shells....
Live in the now man!
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