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Silverlancer
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Posted - 2004.01.12 01:32:00 -
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Edited by: Silverlancer on 12/01/2004 01:43:16
Edited by: Silverlancer on 12/01/2004 01:33:19
Perception: Find a ping-pong ball. Toss it up with your hand pointed inward, cupped, by throwing up your arm (in an arc). Catch it by moving your arm down in the same fashion. Count the number of times until you screwed up. Take the square root.
Charisma: This number is the largest of the following two. First one--how many times did you have to ask your girlfriend until she said yes? Take 50 and divide it by that number. Second one--how many months did you have to wait until you got your first promotion? Subtract that from 20.
Willpower: How many times did your friends insist that you smoked pot/drank underage/etc until you said yes? (or how many times total if you never did?)
Memory: What's your record on Simon? (4 colors, imitate the computer). Divide this record by two.
Intelligence: Whats your IQ? Subtract 70, and divide by 8.
BTW, mine are.
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2004.01.12 01:37:00 -
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Perception: 0.
Willpower: Divide by zero error, infinitely large.
Memory: about 20.
Intelligence: 15.odd
Charisma: second stat: don't work, so not applicable.
First stat: my gf used to bug me until *I* said yes ... so, minus something? 
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"Soon" is an ancient Icelandic word meaning "some time before the next Ice Age." |
Silverlancer
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Posted - 2004.01.12 01:44:00 -
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Perception: 0.
First stat: my gf used to bug me until *I* said yes ... so, minus something?
Thats major willpower there
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Alexis Machine
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Posted - 2004.01.12 02:00:00 -
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Also a drop in intelligence. Everyone know's you can't win when the almighty gf wants something. 
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Dtai'kai'-dte sa-de nau'gkon dtain'aun bpi-de.
if you don't wake up, i'll have to stop kissing you. all that flailing has made you sleepy. you rest while i untie you. stay here until they find you. My hand made mannequin. i won't let them get you. they'll know you're mine by the fingerprints on your throat. isn't she lovely? isn't she wonderful? like the *****s that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design. |
Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2004.01.12 20:28:00 -
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Nobody else willing to show themselves up? 
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.01.12 20:33:00 -
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I'm still looking for my intelligence implant, I'm so not getting this.
Convert Stations
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Lord Zap
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Posted - 2004.01.12 20:51:00 -
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Quote:
Perception: 0.
Willpower: Divide by zero error, infinitely large.
Memory: about 20.
Intelligence: 15.odd
Charisma: second stat: don't work, so not applicable.
First stat: my gf used to bug me until *I* said yes ... so, minus something?
Theres something so unattractive about a desperate woman..
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Falbala
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Posted - 2004.01.12 20:52:00 -
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On Simon? I don't remember.. I have noted it somewhere let me find where it was.
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NYMPHO HUNTER
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Posted - 2004.01.13 14:56:00 -
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heehee I have plenty of Charisma, but I lack much in willpower!
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