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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.01.14 08:18:00 -
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Are you a member of the CFS? Are you tired of getting your arse kicked by m0o and co? Have you lost millions in ships/assets/implants/clones over the last few weeks due to the simple fact that the CFSN cannot cover its ass and all the CFS cowards have run off to empire space because they cant and/or wont fight?
Do not fear! Viceroy is here! Elect me as your emper..err.. president, and i promise i will keep m0o away from your space. You will be free again, and safe to mine bistot.
And here's the good part: No tolls, no taxes. You wont lose any isk by voting for me.
Dont fall for the campaigns of other nominiees, they want your isk, and dont fool yourself, nothing will change, you will get owned by m0o again.
But if you elect me as your supreme lead..err.. president, I will guarentee that you will be safer, and you will also have much more fun, because my administration plans to organize a safari at least once each week, in which all CFS members are obliged to jump into their bships and follow me to invade the territory or one alliance or another.
More fun, more profit, no risk. The Carebear way. Vote Viceroy, for a brighter, better, richer future!
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.01.14 08:39:00 -
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would be fun to se if you demanded like 10% of what everyone in cfs mine each day just to hold back m0o ohh and maybe FE to.. or maybe there the ones thats gonna hold them back like a security force 
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Posted - 2004.01.14 09:52:00 -
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I wish you had put this in my platform thread : (. hehe
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DoomGlazer
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Posted - 2004.01.14 12:16:00 -
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Edited by: DoomGlazer on 14/01/2004 12:19:14
Everybody but Viceroy please
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Alynthir
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Posted - 2004.01.14 12:41:00 -
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If by some miracle Viceroy was actually "elected", I wonder if CCP would put something about it on the main site?
'Pirate Legal Rep elected President of CFS. Declares losing candidates, "An impediment to the future." and places them on CFS KOS List.'
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CLS Civil Affairs Bureau
"Permanent = Today's Plan."
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Posted - 2004.01.14 13:02:00 -
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"An impedement to the future" I am sorry that is a brilliant phrase.
<begins scribbling it down in his notebook>
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dalman
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Posted - 2004.01.14 13:04:00 -
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Can my alts temporarely join a CFS corp so I can vote for Viceroy
M.I.A. since 2004-07-30 |
Sassinak
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Posted - 2004.01.14 13:15:00 -
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VOTE FOR CHANCELLOR VICEROY
For he is the sacred keep of the magic hat.
The magic hat also requires only a small amount of Veldspar deposit to keep its properties at full power.
VOTE FOR CHANCELLOR VICEROY NOW AND RECEIVE A COMPLIMENTARY 12 MONTH SUPPLY OF FREE COOKIES
Sass
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Sundri Elaption
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Posted - 2004.01.14 13:27:00 -
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K Viceroy, u lost it man...
How many beers or what kind of pod did u smoke?
Or are u seriously, got bored of pirating and want 2 become a carebear!?
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dalman
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Posted - 2004.01.14 13:38:00 -
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K Viceroy, u lost it man...
How many beers or what kind of pod did u smoke?
Or are u seriously, got bored of pirating and want 2 become a carebear!?
I think Skillz would have said that being CFS president just means being moderator of the CFS ingame channel
M.I.A. since 2004-07-30 |
Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2004.01.14 13:38:00 -
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viceÀroy -
A man who is the governor of a country, province, or colony, ruling as the representative of a sovereign.
If you won and then took orders from someone else, would you then be Viceroy Viceroy?
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori |
drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2004.01.14 14:59:00 -
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viceÀroy -
A man who is the governor of a country, province, or colony, ruling as the representative of a sovereign.
If you won and then took orders from someone else, would you then be Viceroy Viceroy?
Yeah, but we can just call him Viceroy¦
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.01.14 15:06:00 -
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Latest polls show the crushing victory that is coming;
Viceroy- %95
Ends - %4.99
The Old Carebear President Who No One Can Remember - %0.01
I'm bound to own this election and become the lor...err..president of the CFS.
My first actions will be:
1) The execution of all the people that voted against me
2) The execution of all opposition.
Be smart, stay alive, vote Viceroy.
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Phodious
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Posted - 2004.01.14 15:14:00 -
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hahaha
***Stain Alliance Member***
"You pirates think you hated us before? Think again!"
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pooti
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Posted - 2004.01.14 17:20:00 -
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oh man viceroy's so gonna win
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Christopher Xen
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Posted - 2004.01.14 17:45:00 -
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His demand for NVA to surrender a few monthes back was funnier.
Ah what the Hell.
VICEROY VICEROY VICEROY
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.01.14 17:56:00 -
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As you can see all factions of the universe support me, so i'll make the perfect president for my new empi..err OUR new leadership.
Dont fall for the carebears in the election. Carebearism is evil. Join my **** fascist government and i'll lead you to glory.
Latest polls also support my god given administration:
Viceroy (Neo-**** Caldari Party)- %70
Stavros (Terro-Communist Party) - %28
Ends (Carebearism and Labour party) - %1.99
Old President (Empire Space Party) - %0.01
Vote Viceroy, for a bloody glorious future full of ownage and pwnage, with minimal mining and farming!
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Korbin Dallas
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Posted - 2004.01.14 18:07:00 -
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I notice a slight problem, You need to be from a corporation already accepted as a member within the cfs to even run.
Like I said slight problem, plenty of time to try and be voted in as a member. should not be a prob for a corp of your caliber.
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Luc Boye
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Posted - 2004.01.14 18:18:00 -
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I notice a slight problem, You need to be from a corporation already accepted as a member within the cfs to even run.
I see no problem. They accepted m0o, right?
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nails
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Posted - 2004.01.14 18:24:00 -
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I think Viceroy should put on some pants first, then we can get down to the emperor business.
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http://ota-corps.otaku.jp -- Anime l33t level
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.01.14 18:29:00 -
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Edited by: Viceroy on 14/01/2004 18:34:13
Edited by: Viceroy on 14/01/2004 18:32:31
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I notice a slight problem, You need to be from a corporation already accepted as a member within the cfs to even run.
Like I said slight problem, plenty of time to try and be voted in as a member. should not be a prob for a corp of your caliber.
This is propaganda spread by the communist and carebear parties. There is no rule in the CFS constitution that says specificly "PIRATE CORPORATIONS CANNOT JOIN THE ELECTONS" So we will be joining.
Plus this is not a matter of election rules.
Want me to prove it? Let me do a little Jericho Fiction Spin for you.
[Jericho]
M'dear Korbin, you are delluded by a wall of smoke which stands between you and freedom.
You see, the Neo-Nazi Party is not about silly protocols and rules.
Its about a superior nation, with the right to rule all other nations trying to rise to power. We do not base our rights on taboo-like political and buerocratic paradigms, we base it on the theologoical superiority of our mentally instable supporters.
We do not fear these little rules that try to limit our god given rights. "Only CFS members may join the elections, blah blah blah". M'dear Korbin, I think you might wish to think about this again.
These kinds of buerocratic obsticles that have taken root in the path of great political ideals and movements will be brushed aside and left in the junkyard of interstellar history.
Neo-Nazism, and Eve-Fascism are far beyond these kinds of things.
We are an ideology.
We are a political movement.
We are a peoples revolution.
We are the soldiers of god.
So Korbin you see, I am right and you are wrong, because I just wrote a load of crap that meant nothing, and I used lots of fancy words and text art. I also used lots of one liners so you cannot defeat me.
So m'dear, stop being such a numpty dumpty muppet and find enlightment in our ways. And never forget; you cant beat us on the forums!
[/jericho]
KK? GOT THAT? THX!
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Tyrrax Thorrk
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Posted - 2004.01.14 18:31:00 -
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rofl
that Jericho speech would be enough for me to vote for you if I was in the CFS
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Red Six
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Posted - 2004.01.14 19:16:00 -
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The year supply of cookies did it for me. Must get my alts into a CFS corp to vote for Viceroy.
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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2004.01.14 19:22:00 -
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WE WANT THE TRUTH ROY!
dbp
Current RKK Ranking: (CAL4) Soldier
Drop by and say hi in Reikoku Forums.
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.01.14 19:27:00 -
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WE WANT THE TRUTH ROY!
dbp
[Jericho]
M'dear preacher.
You have this consistant illusion that the truth is a stable thing that never changes or adaptes to the enviroment that it is placed in.
The truth is relative to culture, regime, power and ofcourse, point of view.
You may think something is true, but that does not mean you can force your own opinion on the free thoughts of others, or that your conclusion is rock solid and cannot be argued.
You see the truth itself is a lie.
It is a conclusion of confused masses, who require a simplfied solution for their simple lives and simple thoughts.
The truth does not set you free, it imprisons you within its own frame, taking away your every hope.
The truth is as real as a wall of smoke.
So m'dear muppet, now that you have been enlightened run along and play with your friends and tell them about all the things i have told you.
Please do.
[/Jericho]
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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2004.01.14 19:30:00 -
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WE WANT ROY, ROY!
dbp
Current RKK Ranking: (CAL4) Soldier
Drop by and say hi in Reikoku Forums.
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Paddyman
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Posted - 2004.01.14 19:33:00 -
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The year supply of cookies did it for me. Must get my alts into a CFS corp to vote for Viceroy.
You mean not everyone has alts in CFS???
people people your missing out, their forums provide many many laughs for us in m0o, get in and see them for yourselves, their PRICELESS!!.
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.01.14 19:35:00 -
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Yes I will make the CFS private forums public if i get elected as your fuhre..err..president.
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Tor'Nar'Rok
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Posted - 2004.01.14 19:36:00 -
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you are destined to be the pretender prez. I wish you luck. You might just win if you bring some cookies from your bake sale. Hmmm we might even get some milk to go with your cookies.
I even wonder if you will be able to milk "COW" and m0o like the rest. |
Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.01.14 20:11:00 -
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vote for the community, vote Stavros!
This is not a hijack
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