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Miz Cenuij
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Posted - 2004.01.16 08:05:00 -
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Edited by: Miz Cenuij on 16/01/2004 08:10:21
Every Caldari woman I have ever chosen to share an intimate moment with had led to a visit to my local Clinic.
They are all infected with a multitude, nay an epidemic of various STD's.
Dirty Caldari women cannot wash or have any degree of personal hygene.
I have taken it upon myself to exterminate every single one of them I cross.
Your opinions and shared experiances please.
Keep it IN GAME please.
"Men are going to die..
and im going to kill them". |
Fairlane
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Posted - 2004.01.16 08:06:00 -
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Edited by: Fairlane on 16/01/2004 08:08:32
They spread thru the hairy armpits of the Gallente Women... Gallentean women are like rats spreading the black plague.
Wallhack... aimbot... You name it!!!
RUKI VVERH ...MUSORA! |
DREAMWORKS
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Posted - 2004.01.16 08:09:00 -
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Your in the wrong forum for Roleplay.
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Miz Cenuij
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Posted - 2004.01.16 08:09:00 -
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OMG, dont get me started on those abominable hairy yetis !
"Men are going to die..
and im going to kill them". |
Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.01.16 08:09:00 -
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Every Caldari woman I have ever chosen to share an intimate moment with had led to a visit to my local Clinic.
They are all infected with a multitude, nay an epidemic of various STD's.
Dirty Caldari women cannot wash or have any degree of personal hygene.
I have taken it upon myself to exterminate every single one of them I cross.
Your opinions and shared experiances please.
Keep it IN GAME (roleplay) please.
just wondering what girls will you take now?? cause i know you will need them 
and i hope you wont take any gallenteens 
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Fairlane
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Posted - 2004.01.16 08:12:00 -
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Dreamworks: You arent a women, Or are you????
Well your surgery is really good since i cant seem to see a difference... Hairy beast !
Wallhack... aimbot... You name it!!!
RUKI VVERH ...MUSORA! |
Miz Cenuij
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Posted - 2004.01.16 08:12:00 -
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Edited by: Miz Cenuij on 16/01/2004 08:15:00
Join me one and all! Hunt down all dirty Caldari women. Kill the infected swamp donkies wherever they might be!
"Men are going to die..
and im going to kill them". |
DrStrangelove
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Posted - 2004.01.16 08:14:00 -
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Having a PHD in the field that I have, I have come across some very strange STDs. one time after examining a particular patient we came across a record number of them. After a while we gave up giving them names and just started calling them lianhaun-1, lianhaun-2, lianhaun-3, etc.
m0o corp
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Fairlane
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Posted - 2004.01.16 08:14:00 -
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Shave him! (her)
IT!?!?!?!?
Wallhack... aimbot... You name it!!!
RUKI VVERH ...MUSORA! |
pooti
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Posted - 2004.01.16 08:14:00 -
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Edited by: pooti on 16/01/2004 08:58:15
Edited by: pooti on 16/01/2004 08:57:47
Edited by: pooti on 16/01/2004 08:52:13
Images are not allowed in posts - Corwin
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Omniwar
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Posted - 2004.01.16 08:17:00 -
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Spawn of the Devil
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Miss Misery
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Posted - 2004.01.16 08:27:00 -
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Edited by: Miz Cenuij on 16/01/2004 08:10:21
Every Caldari woman I have ever chosen to share an intimate moment with had led to a visit to my local Clinic.
They are all infected with a multitude, nay an epidemic of various STD's.
Dirty Caldari women cannot wash or have any degree of personal hygene.
I have taken it upon myself to exterminate every single one of them I cross.
Your opinions and shared experiances please.
Keep it IN GAME please.
As slightly amusing as your observation may be, might I add an observation I couldn't help overlook about the MOo corp males. Out of the 100,000 sperm from each case individual, how did all of you manage to be the fastest? I still think scientists from all parts of the universe are baffled.
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Arthur Corsair
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Posted - 2004.01.16 08:35:00 -
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Quote:
Edited by: Miz Cenuij on 16/01/2004 08:10:21
Every Caldari woman I have ever chosen to share an intimate moment with had led to a visit to my local Clinic.
They are all infected with a multitude, nay an epidemic of various STD's.
Dirty Caldari women cannot wash or have any degree of personal hygene.
I have taken it upon myself to exterminate every single one of them I cross.
Your opinions and shared experiances please.
Keep it IN GAME please.
As slightly amusing as your observation may be, might I add an observation I couldn't help overlook about the MOo corp males. Out of the 100,000 sperm from each case individual, how did all of you manage to be the fastest? I still think scientists from all parts of the universe are baffled.
ah your obviously just bitter, so just how many unsuspecting males have YOU infected!?
c0ws are at the gates! |
Miss Misery
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Posted - 2004.01.16 08:37:00 -
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I wouldnt know, Im a one lady kinda gal. Perhaps you better check for gender before YOU hop into bed.
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DrStrangelove
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Posted - 2004.01.16 08:39:00 -
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The only safe sex measures you can take with Caldari women is the use of projectile.
m0o corp
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Miss Misery
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Posted - 2004.01.16 08:43:00 -
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Coming from someone called DrStrangeLove, I'm left wondering if you even know what sex with a woman really is like. If your referring to using projectile weapons on Caldari women, perhaps you should invest in some glasses then cause, no offense, you've been shooting a lot of sheep lately.
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Louise Lovercall
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Posted - 2004.01.16 08:46:00 -
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fear my armpits
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Karol Kei
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Posted - 2004.01.16 08:48:00 -
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You gentlemen have a mechanical flaw in the system that you have gathered your data. It is not us caldari women in general, it is just the naughty minority you have had business with. We the nice and decent caldari women have none of the problems that have been outlined here.
In fact, may I draw you attention to the fact that every woman you gentlemen have personally studied and who have thus contributed to the data of this study have one thing in common.
I think I already mentioned what it is.
Make wub, not war. Peace, flowers n'stuff. |
Miss Take
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Posted - 2004.01.16 09:04:00 -
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Edited by: Miz Cenuij on 16/01/2004 08:10:21
Every Caldari woman I have ever chosen to share an intimate moment with had led to a visit to my local Clinic.
They are all infected with a multitude, nay an epidemic of various STD's.
Dirty Caldari women cannot wash or have any degree of personal hygene.
I have taken it upon myself to exterminate every single one of them I cross.
Your opinions and shared experiances please.
Keep it IN GAME please.
Babe, just cause a Caldari women broke your heart, dont take it out on the rest of us 
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Arthur Corsair
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Posted - 2004.01.16 09:15:00 -
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tell you what why dont all you filthy caldari women all come to our space, we can POD you and get you into a nice CLEAN clone, what do you say ;)
Im a caldari man but you disgust even me, ive often found my self straying to those gallente women :S
c0ws are at the gates! |
BillyDigo
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Posted - 2004.01.16 09:15:00 -
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Maybe its not us, maybe its you :)
If you have a bounty on your head, or if you have made yourself unpopular in other ways, you can expect people to use all kinds of legitimate tactics.
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Demitri Klashnikov
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Posted - 2004.01.16 09:17:00 -
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Bonus Rewards
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The following bonuses may be awarded to you:
four hundred units of Antibiotics
Ahhhh, now I understand
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Miss Misery
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Posted - 2004.01.16 09:17:00 -
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Maybe its not us, maybe its you :)
If you have a bounty on your head, or if you have made yourself unpopular in other ways, you can expect people to use all kinds of legitimate tactics.
Heh, what a brilliant way to capture a ship.
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pooti
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Posted - 2004.01.16 09:20:00 -
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Bonus Rewards
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The following bonuses may be awarded to you:
four hundred units of Antibiotics
Ahhhh, now I understand
hahahah
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Miss Misery
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Posted - 2004.01.16 09:24:00 -
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Bonus Rewards
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The following bonuses may be awarded to you:
four hundred units of Antibiotics
Ahhhh, now I understand
If you need 400 units of Antibiotics, then I'd say your a little ways past a mere STD.
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Arthur Corsair
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Posted - 2004.01.16 09:30:00 -
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Quote:
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Bonus Rewards
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The following bonuses may be awarded to you:
four hundred units of Antibiotics
Ahhhh, now I understand
If you need 400 units of Antibiotics, then I'd say your a little ways past a mere STD.
erm when did we say "a mere STD" we said you were an epidemic (as in more than 1 STD :P), any way if you take all 400 antibiotics then your gunna get into your clone pretty fast :D
c0ws are at the gates! |
Karol Kei
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Posted - 2004.01.16 09:41:00 -
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After not very much thought I think I can explain this misconception. Caldari women are not filthy or diseased, at all. It is a lie born of bitterness and self pity.
Take a look at the males making these accusations, and notice the similarities. It has come to my attention that they have other tiny similarities as well.
Sisters, we must try to control ourselves better. I know it is hard, especially when it isn't, and when after much looking you can finally spot it. But these are sensitive issues we are dealing with here, and an ill-timed giggle can often ruin a man, especially when he must experience such episodes time after time.
We must take responsibility of our actions. As small a matter it is to us, it is of great importance to the males in question.
Show mercy and do not giggle. Just tell the boys to pull 'em back up then clamly but quickly make your way out of his sight. Cover your mouth with a hand if you must. Once there you can giggle but only just a little. Once back in your ship you are free to let your emotions and tears of laughter flow freely.
Think about their feelings, sisters.
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ga'ia
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Posted - 2004.01.16 12:18:00 -
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  *sob*
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Alexis Machine
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Posted - 2004.01.16 12:31:00 -
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I've never seen a caldari with an STD.. well there was this one time in college.. but.. I have my doubts about her anyway... She slept with Amarrian Elders..
Bring on the Clean girls!
No one can please a girl like a girl.. or a guy dressed like a girl.. 
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Dtai'kai'-dte sa-de nau'gkon dtain'aun bpi-de.
if you don't wake up, i'll have to stop kissing you. all that flailing has made you sleepy. you rest while i untie you. stay here until they find you. My hand made mannequin. i won't let them get you. they'll know you're mine by the fingerprints on your throat. isn't she lovely? isn't she wonderful? like the *****s that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design. |
Alexandra Belani
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Posted - 2004.01.16 13:17:00 -
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Edited by: Miz Cenuij on 16/01/2004 08:10:21
Every Caldari woman I have ever chosen to share an intimate moment with had led to a visit to my local Clinic.
They are all infected with a multitude, nay an epidemic of various STD's.
Dirty Caldari women cannot wash or have any degree of personal hygene.
I have taken it upon myself to exterminate every single one of them I cross.
Your opinions and shared experiances please.
Keep it IN GAME please.
You really shouldn't mess around with relatives Are you saying that you have multiple STD's now???
CALDARI WOMEN BE WARNED!!!!!
Check your wallet hunny, I sent you a little something so that you can afford better Caldari hookers. 
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