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Bunny Galore
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Posted - 2004.01.18 08:37:00 -
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Hello to all you strapping, swarthy pilots out there in EVE-land. I'm just an innocent young gal looking to find the man of my dreams. And I need your help!
I saw him for the first time last night in a space-port tahiki bar and when our eyes met, I just melted inside. But when I woke up this morning he was gone! I just know he didn't mean to make this a one-night-stand, but my stupid cat knocked over a glass of Quaffe which spilled onto his business card and the ink for his number was all ruined and, and, I just don't know what to do! ::sigh:: Stupid cat! All I have is the corporate patch he tore from his jacket for me to keep and remember him by. Black Omega Corp? Maybe you have heard of it?
So I need your help. He said he was gong back to his home system to mine for his corp. I just don't know where that is. Every day my heart is breaking cause I can't reach my baby, I don't want him to think he meant nothing to me, not like all the rest, so I am offering a reward to anyone who can tell me where to find his corp. so I can find him.
His corporation is Black Omega, I won't tell you his name cause I don't want to get pookie all embarrassed, I know how rough you space jockeys can be . But if someone, anyone, can mail me the name of his home system, where his corp mines, then I will pay you 5 million isk. But only after I find my hunny bunny! I promise I'll pay you, cause I am a good girl. And good girls keep their word.
Thank you right up front fellas, thank you for helping keep romance alive and for helping me find my honey! I know I can count on you!  |

Wren
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Posted - 2004.01.18 08:45:00 -
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Sounds like an excuse to find Black O's HQ so you can set up some sort of raid.
If you wanted to locate the guy, a simple Eve-Mail or Neo-comm search on his name would have given you contact information.
It's not even a very good try, so I can't say 'Nice Try'.
Thanks for stopping by, come again later.
Oh, one last thing, your hair for some reason reminds me of 'something about mary'. --------------------------------------------------
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TIvian
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Posted - 2004.01.18 11:11:00 -
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Bunny. I told you not to ever contact me again. what is it gonna take to make you understand that it was a one night stand and frankly you were not worth the isk I paid. So get back to your station hooking! (\_/) (O.o) (> <) Teh Uber Asheron's Call Bunny Booty WTFPWNZ you!! |

Dust Puppy
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Posted - 2004.01.18 12:08:00 -
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Quote: Bunny. I told you not to ever contact me again. what is it gonna take to make you understand that it was a one night stand and frankly you were not worth the isk I paid. So get back to your station hooking!
You need to pay  __________ Capacitor research |

DB Preacher
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Posted - 2004.01.18 14:31:00 -
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Quote: You need to pay 
Your shocked he has to pay? Look at that face, not even his own mother could love that face!
dbp
Current RKK Ranking: (CAL4) Soldier
Drop by and say hi in Reikoku Forums.
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Nirvy
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Posted - 2004.01.18 14:34:00 -
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Edited by: Nirvy on 18/01/2004 14:37:34 Try looking in Curse.
Although this is a novel way to try and find our mining Ops 
Most of our guys rent a station room in the Yulai system for entertaining...tends to be a bit messy if Tiv was the last to use it  Mercenary | The Azath |

Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.01.18 14:36:00 -
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Wish I'd thought of it.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |

Bunny Galore
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Posted - 2004.01.18 15:53:00 -
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Oh......... now don't you be such a silly head Tivian, everyone knows that you don't like girls! ::giggle::
But seriously boys! I'm so disappointed, there are even friends of my hunny bunny here and, and, instead of helping, they say mean things! What kind of people are these?
Well, I still believe in true love! I know the the folks in EVE will help me out and send me an evemail. And I do promise to pay you, just as soon as I find my honey bunny's home system. I'll be waiting by my mailbox 
Sure it's what you know, it's how you use it, but mostly, it's the tingling feeling I get all under when I do. Ooo! |

TIvian
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Posted - 2004.01.18 16:23:00 -
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Quote: Bunny. I told you not to ever contact me again. what is it gonna take to make you understand that it was a one night stand and frankly you were not worth the isk I paid. So get back to your station hooking!
You need to pay 
Ummm dont all men pay when it comes to women? in one form or another!!!
(\_/) (O.o) (> <) Teh Uber Asheron's Call Bunny Booty WTFPWNZ you!! |

Dust Puppy
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Posted - 2004.01.18 16:31:00 -
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Quote: Bunny. I told you not to ever contact me again. what is it gonna take to make you understand that it was a one night stand and frankly you were not worth the isk I paid. So get back to your station hooking!
You need to pay 
Ummm dont all men pay when it comes to women? in one form or another!!!
Sure they do I'm just to naive to realize it  __________ Capacitor research |

TIvian
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Posted - 2004.01.18 16:35:00 -
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Quote: Bunny. I told you not to ever contact me again. what is it gonna take to make you understand that it was a one night stand and frankly you were not worth the isk I paid. So get back to your station hooking!
You need to pay 
Ummm dont all men pay when it comes to women? in one form or another!!!
Sure they do I'm just to naive to realize it 
  ROFLOLNMPIMP!!!     
 (\_/) (O.o) (> <) Teh Uber Asheron's Call Bunny Booty WTFPWNZ you!! |

Nirvy
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Posted - 2004.01.18 17:16:00 -
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Employment history Rocks.
Next Time EV why dont you use a char not affiliated with EV  Mercenary | The Azath |

TOXIC WASTE
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Posted - 2004.01.18 18:15:00 -
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Quote: Employment history Rocks.
Next Time EV why dont you use a char not affiliated with EV 
Doh, but remember its a CA spy anyways 
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Bunny Galore
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Posted - 2004.01.18 19:04:00 -
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Edited by: Bunny Galore on 18/01/2004 19:05:08 Oh you sillyhead, that boy with EV was just one date. He was a hot rocket jockey in the Amarr championship and and all wild and troubles, I just couldn't resist! Besides, you should have seen his bum .
But now I love my true hunny bunny and its him I want to find. I appreciate all the notes I've gotten so far, so keep them coming!
Oh! And my girlfriend knows just how much I love my baby, so she has offered a "special bonus" for the first one to send the correct system. So hurry and be the first! I just know I'm going to find him now!
Thank you EVE, thank you!
Sure it's what you know, it's how you use it, but mostly, it's the tingling feeling I get all under when I do. Ooo! |

TIvian
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Posted - 2004.01.18 19:28:00 -
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Well lets review the facts shall we?
1 Black Omega NEVER mines in one system.
2 Black Omega is NOT a minning Corp.
3 Black Omega is at war with Everlasting Vendetta.
4 Everlasting Vendetta has lost ships to us in empire, and has not to date taken any of us.
5 EV dispite what Joshua would have us all believe use's meat shields to hid behind.
6 EV pilots sit at gates AFK and lose Dominix Battleships to Ruptures. and other AFK pilots lose millions in implants and cargo while sitting at gates AFK! and they KNOW they are at war.
7 They cant find us? so they send a hooker to the boards with the promise of rewards.
Joshua Joshua Joshua.....SHAME ON YOU!!!
Surrender or pay us to stop our war.....on second thought DON'T I would prefer to drive EV into space dust.
(\_/) (O.o) (> <) Teh Uber Asheron's Call Bunny Booty WTFPWNZ you!! |

Dust Puppy
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Posted - 2004.01.18 19:40:00 -
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Edited by: Dust Puppy on 18/01/2004 19:40:59
Quote: 7 They cant find us? so they send a hooker to the boards with the promise of rewards.
It¦s a bit harsh to call Joshua a hooker.
Edit: Oh you were talking about Bunny  __________ Capacitor research |

Bunny Galore
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Posted - 2004.01.18 19:48:00 -
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Tivian! That is so cruel! I swear to all that I am not the Joshua from EV. And I AM NOT a hooker. Though I can see that a few of you ***** yourselves out! My goodness, now I'm going to cry.
This post is about Love you meanie Tivian! Pure and beautiful Love! It's not about all those bad things you want to make it into. You are such a hateful person! So stop with all those nasty words and tell me where to find my hunny bunny! At least others are sending me notes.
You are just like all the other meanies who post horrible lies on these terrible forums! Why don't you just go and spread your hate on the other forums so I can find my hunny bunny! You make me so mad , but I am a good girl, so I will say a prayer for you instead of telling stories like you like to.
Thank you to all of my fans in EVE. Keep sending the emails, I love them one and all!
Sure it's what you know, it's how you use it, but mostly, it's the tingling feeling I get all under when I do. Ooo! |

Dust Puppy
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Posted - 2004.01.18 19:58:00 -
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This thread = Dawson's creek in space __________ Capacitor research |

Nirvy
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Posted - 2004.01.18 20:28:00 -
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Quote: This thread = Dawson's creek in space
ROFL
So true.
Im still convinced its Jashua's Alt. Mercenary | The Azath |

Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.01.18 20:38:00 -
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It's incredibly hard to kill Thor, Golem, and Alyssa when they stay in safespots 90% of the time any combat pilot is in system.
That's why we haven't killed any BOS pilots in Empire - they run very well.
Bunny Galore is not my alt.
I've asked and nobody has admitted to having their Dominix destroyed - care to supply a name, please?
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |

Bunny Galore
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Posted - 2004.01.18 21:42:00 -
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Oh stop it ****ies! This thread is about finding my hunny bunny!
Sure it's what you know, it's how you use it, but mostly, it's the tingling feeling I get all under when I do. Ooo! |

Skillz
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Posted - 2004.01.18 22:27:00 -
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I'm teh sexx0r

Keep on flaming, lamers.
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2004.01.19 02:21:00 -
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You can't spell?
I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it... |

Skillz
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Posted - 2004.01.19 02:24:00 -
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Keep on flaming, lamers.
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Alystin Vrinn
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Posted - 2004.01.19 04:23:00 -
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Josh... It was me who took down the dominix ... the pilots name was "Smai Lee" and I podded him and yes with a rupture. It took 18 torps and allot of projectile rounds to do it but hey I did it... You guys got the rupture the next day in Amamake... I believe it was "loony" though my pod escaped and I wanted to keep the damn thing 
BTW ... tell him thanks for all the good loot
So in empire its: BOS 1 BS ... EV 1 cruiser
 "WE ARE WINNING" 
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GoLeM
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Posted - 2004.01.19 06:02:00 -
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Edited by: GoLeM on 19/01/2004 22:12:16
Quote: It's incredibly hard to kill Thor, Golem, and Alyssa when they stay in safespots 90% of the time any combat pilot is in system.
That's why we haven't killed any BOS pilots in Empire - they run very well.
Bunny Galore is not my alt.
I've asked and nobody has admitted to having their Dominix destroyed - care to supply a name, please?
That's funny Josh. I have only seen you in 4 systems that I can ever remember. The first was in Yulai. I started looking for you and then you left system. I figured you went south. I caught up to you in Tash-murkon Prime. You were in a rifter and fled. This was shortly before down time.
The next time I saw you I was in Kasi. This was just a few hours after I had seen you in Tash-murkon Prime. Corp mates of yours warned you that I was coming. Since you knew I was in a Tempest, you rigged your Tempest to jam mine. You were waiting for me at the gate, just like I expected. You also had 3-4 other Stainers with you of another corp. I targeted you and started firing. You jammed me. I waited a minute and then jumped since I couldn't fight. We then had one more fight with the same results in Shemah a few minutes later.
I don't remember ever being in a safe spot while you were in a system with me. All I remember is that anytime I have seen you, I engaged you.
If you are referring to Saturday in Gulmorogod, EV's new home, you weren't even there. And 2 BOS bs's, 1 cruiser, and 1 frigate, interrupted 9 EV bs's for a couple hours. All the EV guys did were camp a station or a gate the entire time. BTW, during the time that 4 of our guys were wasting the time of 9 of your guys, we had 5 other BOS guys mining arkonor. They brought in 200mil for the corp during that time. Your guys finally logged off, having accomplished nothing. So what were you talking about again? 
Bunny, our main base is in H-ADOC. Most of our guys have been in E02-IK and U3K-4A lately either mining or providing defense. So if your love is mining, he should be there. Please pay me that 5 mil now.
Edited for spelling.
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TIvian
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Posted - 2004.01.19 06:25:00 -
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Quote: Edited by: Nirvy on 18/01/2004 14:37:34 Most of our guys rent a station room in the Yulai system for entertaining...tends to be a bit messy if Tiv was the last to use it 
DUDE I hired Scragg to clean up after the last party.....you telling me he didn't do it? he is so fired!!! (\_/) (O.o) (> <) Teh Uber Asheron's Call Bunny Booty WTFPWNZ you!! |

Phodious
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Posted - 2004.01.19 06:31:00 -
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Quote: I promise I'll pay you, cause I am a good girl. And good girls keep their word.
Thats faulse as all hell. Good girls don't get cought! Now that right there is the truth. lol
***Stain Alliance Member*** "You pirates think you hated us before? Think again!" - Phodious |

Bunny Galore
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Posted - 2004.01.19 06:51:00 -
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Ooohhh! You pooopyboys! Stop it!
This thread isn't about you! Stop trying to overcome your weenie winkies by using every thread to pretend you have something to say! This thread isn't about you! ****ieheads! Go and say that bad stuff somewhere else! Just let me find my hunny bunny in Omega Corp! I've had such great response and all you do is come in here and point at our winkies hoping others will look! So stop it!
And Skillz, you are so sweet pookie! Thanks for the email! I'll check out those systems asap! XXX OOO!
Sure it's what you know, it's how you use it, but mostly, it's the tingling feeling I get all under when I do. Ooo! |

ProphetGuru
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Posted - 2004.01.19 07:09:00 -
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Are we still pretending their is a point to this thread? Evolution..... Just when you thought you were winning.
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