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Mud Pandemonium
Minmatar Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.06.29 08:35:00 -
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"Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Germans think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes pretty pictures, scares the hell outta people! And we have a loudspeaker, when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down. " - Oddball
2007.06.29 00:31 Privateer Alliance has declared war on Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate.
You and your brethren will be broken. Your ships will become nothing but relics of a fools empire.
Round after round will spew forth from our turrets, a torrent of metal will devastate your ships. Missiles will erupt forth from our bays in untold thousands, streaking across the black unforgiving space. You will find no shelter from this storm of warheads. Glorious obliterating light will illuminate the blackness of space and show you the true path to destruction.
You will be broken, you will be beaten.
This destruction will be biblical, give my regards to oblivion.
We had our words, a common spat. So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat. My name is Mud. |

Vile rat
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.06.29 08:36:00 -
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That poor girl is going to burn herself on that gun.
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Wayward Hooligan
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.06.29 08:40:00 -
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Privateers War Dec a 0.0 Corp?
Do they know they have to leave grid of Jita 4-4 to fight you guys?
Worst Idea EVER!
Shamis Orzoz: Cap Boosters are for losers. I don't run out of gas. |

Obed
Dark Materials
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Posted - 2007.06.29 08:41:00 -
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Originally by: Mud Pandemonium "Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Germans think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes pretty pictures, scares the hell outta people! And we have a loudspeaker, when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down. " - Oddball
Good film quote Good luck, have fun both sides 
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I have one account and zero alts.
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Dionisius
Gallente Vindictive Behavior THE H0RDE
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Posted - 2007.06.29 08:49:00 -
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Holy sh******t now that was a nice anouncement! _______________________
Originally by: Splagada Edited by: Splagada on 21/06/2007 13:51:39 in eve you can break their windows, take over the house, and throw the children in the fire.
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Major Stormer
Caldari Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.29 08:53:00 -
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Best Banner ever.
--------- Its just a game. Get over yourselfs. www.eve-tribune.com Dont get too excited now.
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sakana
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.06.29 09:16:00 -
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i feel all warm and fuzzy after reading that :) ------------
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KIAEddZ
Caldari KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.29 09:22:00 -
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Hmmmmm
Hopefully we will see you out n about.
KIA EVE Home
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Mayalla
Vendetta Underground Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.06.29 09:28:00 -
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You guys just watch when you're in high sec. Privateers are scared to go into low sec at all. Use alts, and that's it... They are just minor vermin... 
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Lasakywa
Aeden Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2007.06.29 10:16:00 -
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Only 52 members in this new "Privateer Alliance" 
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Silmerias
Altera Odyssea Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2007.06.29 10:28:00 -
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Privateers lol =) --- Silmerias Tau Ceti Federation
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Kagura Nikon
Minmatar Guardians of the Dawn Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.06.29 11:01:00 -
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DUDE!! down with our FCs!! I want that one commanding our fleets!
If brute force doesn't solve your problem... you are not using enough |

Garek
COLSUP Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2007.06.29 11:33:00 -
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They still don't know that all 0.0 Corps have alts Freighters and Carriers to transport from empire to 0.0
So if you are looking for us come and play with us in JV1V. We are there waiting for you guys.
BTW Privateers declared war on TCF also... Seems sponsered :p ----------------------------------------------
Nothing... |

Barthezz
Paradox v2.0 Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.06.29 11:50:00 -
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Lets hope these guys dont dock up when there's more then 1 wartarget in local and perhaps we might even get a fight 
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Koronos
Interstellar eXodus R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.06.29 12:54:00 -
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Originally by: Mud Pandemonium
Round after round will spew forth from our turrets, a torrent of metal will devastate your ships. Missiles will erupt forth from our bays in untold thousands, streaking across the black unforgiving space. You will find no shelter from this storm of warheads. Glorious obliterating light will illuminate the blackness of space and show you the true path to destruction.
YARR.
/me goes to find something to kill. <3
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Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.06.29 13:02:00 -
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Originally by: Koronos YARR.
/me goes to find something to kill. <3
Wait, does this mean that you actually UNDOCKED from BWF station?! Oh my! Hurry, to teh BLOB! 
"to be honest it makes me wonder about the mental state of a person who would join a corp called Space Perverts and Forum warriors"
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Tetsujin
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.06.29 14:04:00 -
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I CAN SEE THAT LADY'S BOOBIES!
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Mud Pandemonium
Minmatar Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.06.29 14:26:00 -
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Edited by: Mud Pandemonium on 29/06/2007 14:25:19
Originally by: Tetsujin I CAN SEE THAT LADY'S BOOBIES!
No different than if she was wearing a string bikini. Also note that since she is the ultimate soldier that those are not *******, they are infact IEDs she made from silicone and botox.
Back on track here, I caught a little flak from someone claiming to be a Privateer, they told me that if we ventured into Empire we would be destroyed.
This is my response.
You can hug the safety of Empire all you like during this war, you can claim that we'll be destroyed if we venture out of 0.0. However, if all you can say is that we'll be destroyed you have surely failed.
Mr. Privateer, if you dare set foot in our territory you will witness a lumbering warmachine rise to its knees. You will witness great plumes of noxious, arid smoke belch forth from the mouth of this hellborne abomination.
You will bear witness to an unspeakable terror. You will know true fear as this warmachines minions slowly glide through space with effortless ease. Direct in their purpose and deadly in practice you will watch helplessly as the maddening maw of oblivion consumes you.
Our pilots have gone through a transformation far beyond your understanding Privateers, they've been tempered through the hellfire of war and have become ruthless agents of destruction. Our pilots are unstoppable and insatiable. You and the rest of your misbegotten alliance won't even come close to slaking their thirst for war.
No Privateers, we will not destroy you.
We will show you the judgment to be wrought upon those who dare declare war upon our alliance.
We had our words, a common spat. So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat. My name is Mud. |

Allister Feind
V I R I I Center for Disease Creation
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Posted - 2007.06.29 14:28:00 -
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LMAO! Oddball quotes for the win!! one of my favorite movies of all time!
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Koronos
Interstellar eXodus R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.06.29 14:34:00 -
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Originally by: Kuolematon
Originally by: Koronos YARR.
/me goes to find something to kill. <3
Wait, does this mean that you actually UNDOCKED from BWF station?! Oh my! Hurry, to teh BLOB! 
omg lolz hahaheh funneh. 
Um, I don't live in BWF btw :) Nice derail tho. 
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LePrince
Altera Odyssea Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2007.06.29 14:40:00 -
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Since we're wardecced too, i suggest Privateers to camp 46DP gate night and day. Errr how many jumps is this from Jita? 
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Mack Deluxe
PsyCorp INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.06.29 14:42:00 -
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Originally by: Wayward Hooligan Privateers War Dec a 0.0 Corp?
Do they know they have to leave grid of Jita 4-4 to fight you guys?
Worst Idea EVER!
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
I've done... Questionable things. |

Kagura Nikon
Minmatar Guardians of the Dawn Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.06.29 14:49:00 -
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Originally by: Mud Pandemonium Edited by: Mud Pandemonium on 29/06/2007 14:25:19
Originally by: Tetsujin I CAN SEE THAT LADY'S BOOBIES!
No different than if she was wearing a string bikini. Also note that since she is the ultimate soldier that those are not *******, they are infact IEDs she made from silicone and botox.
Back on track here, I caught a little flak from someone claiming to be a Privateer, they told me that if we ventured into Empire we would be destroyed.
This is my response.
You can hug the safety of Empire all you like during this war, you can claim that we'll be destroyed if we venture out of 0.0. However, if all you can say is that we'll be destroyed you have surely failed.
Mr. Privateer, if you dare set foot in our territory you will witness a lumbering warmachine rise to its knees. You will witness great plumes of noxious, arid smoke belch forth from the mouth of this hellborne abomination.
You will bear witness to an unspeakable terror. You will know true fear as this warmachines minions slowly glide through space with effortless ease. Direct in their purpose and deadly in practice you will watch helplessly as the maddening maw of oblivion consumes you.
Our pilots have gone through a transformation far beyond your understanding Privateers, they've been tempered through the hellfire of war and have become ruthless agents of destruction. Our pilots are unstoppable and insatiable. You and the rest of your misbegotten alliance won't even come close to slaking their thirst for war.
No Privateers, we will not destroy you.
We will show you the judgment to be wrought upon those who dare declare war upon our alliance.
Ok MUD.. are you under effect of that new secreft beverage IAC jsut developed to deploy in the great war?
If brute force doesn't solve your problem... you are not using enough |

Mud Pandemonium
Minmatar Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.06.29 15:42:00 -
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Originally by: Kagura Nikon
Ok MUD.. are you under effect of that new secreft beverage IAC jsut developed to deploy in the great war?
War, it's what's for dinner.
We had our words, a common spat. So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat. My name is Mud. |

Buxaroo
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.06.29 16:01:00 -
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That statement graphic so freakin' owns 
"No matter where you go, there you are" - Buckaroo Banzai |

titanstory
FRENCH NAVY Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2007.06.29 16:33:00 -
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pathetic war dec on TCF also, privateer can you bring your members arround 77s 9-9 or jv1v too ? can we shoot you or can we again come in hight space for gank you (if you dont warp out and accept fight!)?
hooo you prefer stay in hight sec for gank some haulers or frig.. if you want...
see you in empire.
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Princess Jodi
Vendetta Underground Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.06.29 16:57:00 -
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Ah...I'm very glad to see the PrivateRears making this announcement!
They've finally realized that they are a worthless entity, and have decided to commit suicide by fighting something other than a black-screened noob in Jita.
Bravo! Way to go down with the ship! I'll salute you as the water washes over your Bridge!
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AS Patriot
StarHunt Fallout Project
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Posted - 2007.06.29 17:01:00 -
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Haha I really like this statement...
But the fine and detaliled description of the missiles makes me think whether or not IAC is a bunch of missile *****s?
Anyway Keep em dying __________________________________________________ Flying and building for
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Agillious
Gallente Inner Circle Helter-Skelter
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Posted - 2007.06.29 18:04:00 -
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I approve of your propagandist.
She is most persuasive. I now cheer for IAC.
MORE SHINY, PLEASE!!!
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Scatim Helicon
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.06.29 21:19:00 -
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Originally by: Wayward Hooligan Privateers War Dec a 0.0 Corp?
Do they know they have to leave grid of Jita 4-4 to fight you guys?
REAL MEN gank autopiloting haulers in Empire.
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