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Mara Tessidar
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
323
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Posted - 2012.01.07 04:13:00 -
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I took my tech 1 destroyer up against a tech 2 heavy interdictor and lost it. I blame the drugs, I blame society, I blame psychopathic neckbeards who sit in their parents' basement trolling me for their own enjoyment, I blame CCP.
People who invest time, money, and skill should not defeat stupid opponents. This is a ludicrous notion that only mentally unstable or predatory people would put forth and support. I want my fun handed to me on a platter, and I will darn well get it because I pay an Icelandic company that makes up a third of the island nation's economy fifteen bucks a month.
Just because I had no grasp of gate tactics and aggressed a vastly superior ship which I had no hope of even breaking past the shield recharge rate with my dps while flying my poorly fit ship directly at it in a suicide run while trying to be an e-famous internet spaceship pilot when not running missions while complaining that someone violenced my boat in an uncomfortable manner and proceeded to contract me my corpse back for 250 million ISK doesn't mean I was wrong. It means that CCP should change the game, because things like that aren't supposed to happen.
I shouldn't lose against other players; like Charlie Sheen, I am all about the #winning. And for fifteen bucks a month, I demand victory. If the mechanics don't support that, I demand you change them until they do.
In all seriousness, gently caress people that say things like this load of poo poo. You should stop paying your *15bucks* and go find something else that you enjoy, like knitting or yahtzee, and do that instead. And stop making loud squealing noises on the way out. You invariably make badposts when you leave, and it's inconsiderate for those of us who have to wade through the vast mounds of poo poo that are the threads on this forum when browsing them.
Thanks in advance.
http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Valei Khurelem
114
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Posted - 2012.01.07 04:18:00 -
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LOL! :D
A goon being serious? Never heard of it. |
Jeremy Winburg
0
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Posted - 2012.01.07 04:27:00 -
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I prefer to do both...
http://173.230.154.15/screenshot.jpg
oops wrong forum |
ghost st
The Scope
Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2012.01.07 04:42:00 -
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Valei Khurelem wrote:LOL! :D
A goon being serious? Never heard of it.
Now you have, hell has officially frozen over |
Valei Khurelem
114
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Posted - 2012.01.07 04:44:00 -
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ghost st wrote:Valei Khurelem wrote:LOL! :D
A goon being serious? Never heard of it. Now you have, hell has officially frozen over
I'm scared.... Hold me ;-; |
RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed
RED.Legion
1147
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Posted - 2012.01.07 06:28:00 -
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Wow, I never knew how much better EVE looks than WOW. |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
325
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Posted - 2012.01.07 06:42:00 -
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Goons are serious about posting.
I can't think of anything else, though.
http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Alara IonStorm
1314
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Posted - 2012.01.07 06:50:00 -
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I would like to subscribe to your ideals.
Please direct me to your forest compound and send me one of your armbands. |
Aggressive Nutmeg
75
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Posted - 2012.01.07 07:47:00 -
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Mara Tessidar wrote:Look at how many newbie-hating clich+¬s I can cram into one post!
Boring.
Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana. |
Caroline Grace
Almost Approved
0
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Posted - 2012.01.07 07:51:00 -
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Made my day 
Thank you! |
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
940
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Posted - 2012.01.07 09:31:00 -
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I can't believe I read that long winded rant.
Needs more Punctuation marks. |
Tore Vest
Vikinghall
132
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Posted - 2012.01.07 09:44:00 -
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Scatim Helicon
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
221
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Posted - 2012.01.07 09:48:00 -
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Mara Tessidar wrote:Goons are serious about posting.
I can't think of anything else, though.
Posting is indeed Serious Business
~If you want a picture of the future of WiS, imagine a spaceship, stamping on an avatar's face. Forever. |
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1249
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Posted - 2012.01.07 10:02:00 -
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the one with the swords for WiS was better. |
Alpheias
Euphoria Released
0ccupational Hazzard
410
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Posted - 2012.01.07 10:07:00 -
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Splendid!
I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies
I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more |
Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate
489
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Posted - 2012.01.07 10:41:00 -
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Valei Khurelem wrote:LOL! :D
A goon being serious? Never heard of it.
Maby that's not a goon.
Maby thats a... SPY
Or simply thats a plane old troll |
Winters Chill
Valhalla Legion
42
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Posted - 2012.01.07 10:56:00 -
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Mara Tessidar wrote:Goons are serious about posting.
I can't think of anything else, though.
You sir are a **** poster. Stop coming here to post crap you know would get you banned on SA. |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
333
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Posted - 2012.01.07 11:02:00 -
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The ability of a single goon post to elicit such mad, uncontrolled rage from hordes of pubbie scrubs has always amazed me.
Especially because I wasn't, y'know, insulting competent people there.
Also you may have missed the fact that I probably left out the proper punctuation in a sentence in my original post. For those of you too stupid to understand, that was for emphasis, and not because i spell liek im an moron
http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
333
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Posted - 2012.01.07 11:07:00 -
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Winters Chill wrote:
You sir are a **** poster. Stop coming here to post crap you know would get you banned on SA.
lecture me when you're a goon, until then you're a dumb pubbie
If mittens tells me to stop posting or to post better, hell, I'd listen. If some random scrub off the street says "lolol u badposter ur not following teh SA rulez on teh eve 4um" I'd tell him to go gently caress himself.
Go gently caress yourself.
http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed
RED.Legion
1148
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Posted - 2012.01.07 11:20:00 -
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Winters Chill wrote:Mara Tessidar wrote:Goons are serious about posting.
I can't think of anything else, though. You sir are a ship toster. Stop coming here to post crap you know would get you banned on SA.
FYP |
Nex apparatu5
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
141
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Posted - 2012.01.07 11:55:00 -
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The only thing it's missing is the claim that you have 10 accounts and all your friends have 10 accounts and you're all leaving. |
RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed
RED.Legion
1148
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Posted - 2012.01.07 12:02:00 -
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Nex apparatu5 wrote:The only thing it's missing is the claim that you have 10 accounts and all your friends have 10 accounts and you're all leaving.
Didn't you know, OP is Mittens alt, and is leaving with all 7000 of Mittens little Kittens. |
Dbars Grinding
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
328
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Posted - 2012.01.07 13:36:00 -
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people pay 15 bucks to play this game? |
Connaght Badasaz
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
20
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Posted - 2012.01.07 15:45:00 -
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Wow, didn't know posting skills went beyond Advanced 5, but by damn you must be up around 7 or so! |
Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
202
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Posted - 2012.01.07 16:11:00 -
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*Newsflash Goon gets sick of brine* 
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Killstealing
Broski Enterprises
Elite Space Guild
324
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Posted - 2012.01.07 16:25:00 -
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Winters Chill wrote:Mara Tessidar wrote:Goons are serious about posting.
I can't think of anything else, though. You sir are a **** poster. Stop coming here to post crap you know would get you banned on SA.
but thats the only reason i post here |
Siigari Kitawa
Push Industries
Push Interstellar Network
83
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Posted - 2012.01.07 17:11:00 -
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Sounds like somebody hasn't registered an SA account and is trying to be 'in.'
Need stuff moved? Push Industries will handle it.
Servicing highsec and lowsec - and we do it faster and more reliably than anyone else.
Ingame channel: PUSHX |
Treks Shadow
AZOIK INDUSTRIES
AZOIK EMPIRE
154
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Posted - 2012.01.07 17:19:00 -
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why are you still talking about this. tbh your just showing how fail you and your alliance really are. i would kick you for these posts and for general principle. |
Alphea Abbra
Project Promethion
2
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Posted - 2012.01.07 18:50:00 -
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I quite like the OP. Good posting, I think I saw what you did there with that reference.
+1 important spaceship game forum like. Will read again. |
Avasa Siuu
House Aratus
Fatal Ascension
3
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Posted - 2012.01.07 19:06:00 -
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Can i has moar goon post? I rather do enjoy goonies :D they give me things like a new ship or a KM!
... they also give me bullets when the FC calls to commissar me because i shot a goon pos on pure accident lol
Hilarity ensued when i had to pod my way through 15 jumps in branch... |
ElQuirko
The Demonfuge Malevolent Fan Club
295
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Posted - 2012.01.07 20:01:00 -
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YOU FAGGOTS KILLED MY THANNY
Bravo. |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
350
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Posted - 2012.01.08 05:19:00 -
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ElQuirko wrote:YOU FAGGOTS KILLED MY THANNY
Bravo.
This right here, ladies and gentlemen, is a primary motivator for me to post on the Eve Online forums despite said forums being absolutely terrible.
http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Kaylyis
Aces wild mining corporation
The I.D.E.A.
20
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Posted - 2012.01.08 05:25:00 -
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Mara Tessidar wrote:ElQuirko wrote:YOU FAGGOTS KILLED MY THANNY
Bravo. This right here, ladies and gentlemen, is a primary motivator for me to post on the Eve Online forums despite said forums being absolutely terrible.
tears? |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1429
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Posted - 2012.01.08 05:29:00 -
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I love how all the people bashing the OP completely missed the point of the entire thread. Well done guys.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
met worst
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
29
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Posted - 2012.01.08 06:01:00 -
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Mara Tessidar wrote:Just because I had no grasp of gate tactics and aggressed a vastly superior ship which I had no hope of even breaking past the shield recharge rate with my dps while flying my poorly fit ship directly at it in a suicide run while trying to be an e-famous internet spaceship pilot when not running missions while complaining that someone violenced my boat in an uncomfortable manner and proceeded to contract me my corpse back for 250 million ISK doesn't mean I was wrong. It means that CCP should change the game, because things like that aren't supposed to happen.
CCP - CHANGE THE DAMN GAME. GOONS CAN'T WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
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small pause inserted for effect.......
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Well. Ok. Thank you. NOW we can...
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Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1431
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Posted - 2012.01.08 06:37:00 -
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met worst wrote:CCP - CHANGE THE DAMN GAME. GOONS CAN'T WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Too late, man. We've won the game five or six times now.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Lady Spank
GET OUT NASTY FACE
853
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Posted - 2012.01.08 07:44:00 -
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I miss your Sig with the twopenises in it.
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â)
-áGÖÑ New Years Resolution ~ Cease thy Smacktalk GÖÑ |
Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
213
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Posted - 2012.01.08 07:47:00 -
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Goon hate best hate
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
355
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Posted - 2012.01.11 23:04:00 -
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Tallianna Avenkarde wrote:Goon hate best hate
Goons hate you, that much is true. But that's because you're a filthy badposting pubbie foaming at the mouth, and every time your greasy manpaw enters another keystroke we cringe with the idiocy displayed in your written thoughts.
http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness
The Midget Mafia
795
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Posted - 2012.01.11 23:08:00 -
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Winters Chill wrote:Mara Tessidar wrote:Goons are serious about posting.
I can't think of anything else, though. You sir are a **** poster. Stop coming here to post crap you know would get you banned on SA.
trollololololololol
SA bans for shitposting?
well I never....
The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
IGNATIUS HOOD
Zephyr Corp
256
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Posted - 2012.01.11 23:08:00 -
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DeMichael Crimson wrote:I can't believe I read that long winded rant.
Needs more Punctuation marks.
I'm partial to, commas, personally. I feel then lend, gravitas, to my posts.
'perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim'
Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you. |
RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed
RED.Legion
1195
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Posted - 2012.01.11 23:12:00 -
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IGNATIUS HOOD wrote:DeMichael Crimson wrote:I can't believe I read that long winded rant.
Needs more Punctuation marks. I'm partial to, commas, personally. I feel then lend, gravitas, to my posts.
Ok, Shatner, whatever, you, say. |
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
228
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Posted - 2012.02.23 12:13:00 -
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Iz cake-tyme naow?
I are kyute kitten!
I are in ur mishun!
Redoosin' teh lag by ninja'ing ur wrekz!
(CCP: Make wrecks probable, and after 30min., tractorable.) |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
554
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Posted - 2012.02.23 12:23:00 -
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Relevant to this thread
This is my signature.-á There are many others like it, but this one is mine. |
Sasha Azala
Blood and Decay
48
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Posted - 2012.02.23 12:27:00 -
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RubyPorto wrote:Wow, I never knew how much better EVE looks than WOW.
WoW is a cartoon world, it does not need to try to emulate RL (visually).
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Valei Khurelem
373
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Posted - 2012.02.23 12:30:00 -
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Nice necro
"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP." -á - CCP Ytterbium |
Fictional Hero
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.02.23 13:11:00 -
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Mara Tessidar wrote:I took my tech 1 destroyer up against a tech 2 heavy interdictor and lost it. I blame the drugs, I blame society, I blame psychopathic neckbeards who sit in their parents' basement trolling me for their own enjoyment, I blame CCP.
People who invest time, money, and skill should not defeat stupid opponents. This is a ludicrous notion that only mentally unstable or predatory people would put forth and support. I want my fun handed to me on a platter, and I will darn well get it because I pay an Icelandic company that makes up a third of the island nation's economy fifteen bucks a month.
Just because I had no grasp of gate tactics and aggressed a vastly superior ship which I had no hope of even breaking past the shield recharge rate with my dps while flying my poorly fit ship directly at it in a suicide run while trying to be an e-famous internet spaceship pilot when not running missions while complaining that someone violenced my boat in an uncomfortable manner and proceeded to contract me my corpse back for 250 million ISK doesn't mean I was wrong. It means that CCP should change the game, because things like that aren't supposed to happen.
I shouldn't lose against other players; like Charlie Sheen, I am all about the #winning. And for fifteen bucks a month, I demand victory. If the mechanics don't support that, I demand you change them until they do.
In all seriousness, gently caress people that say things like this load of poo poo. You should stop paying your *15bucks* and go find something else that you enjoy, like knitting or yahtzee, and do that instead. And stop making loud squealing noises on the way out. You invariably make badposts when you leave, and it's inconsiderate for those of us who have to wade through the vast mounds of poo poo that are the threads on this forum when browsing them.
Thanks in advance.
Maybe goons should elect you CEO, then we can stop hearing about Titans being overpowered.
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Mara Tessidar
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
490
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Posted - 2012.02.23 17:21:00 -
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I would step up to be Goonswarm's CEO, but I can't call you a stupid idiot as creatively as The Mittani can.
http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Vertisce Soritenshi
Varion Galactic
Tragedy.
1098
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Posted - 2012.02.23 17:26:00 -
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Pigs are flying! Hell has frozen over and Satan is giving free sleigh rides!
EvE is not about PvP.-á EvE is about the SANDBOX! - CCP!-á Open the door!!! |
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