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Mystic Tomato
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Posted - 2007.07.02 10:28:00 -
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Hey guys, pssst. I'm at work.
When i /look i see lots of toner boxes. Some shelves with webcams, printers. And then i see the coffee machine. I also notice the entry to the hangar and exit out of this place.
Help me find awesomeness.
(hint: roleplaying)
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Benco97
Gallente
Multiverse Corporation
The Core Collective
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Posted - 2007.07.02 10:34:00 -
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>inventory
"MY GOD KEEP THIS AWAY FROM BENCO97!!!!!" - Constantine Arcanum |
Indra Sebuchiore
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2007.07.02 10:37:00 -
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> Examine coffee machine.
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"In girum imus nocte, et consumimur igni."
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lofty29
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.02 10:37:00 -
[4]
>Build a fort
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Project Mayhem |
Mystic Tomato
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Posted - 2007.07.02 10:41:00 -
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>inventory
I have my cellphone and a pen.
> Coffee machine is working and has coffee ready. There is no sign of Swiss miss.
> Toner box fort built. Webcams set up for security.
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lofty29
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.02 10:44:00 -
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>Make a coffee for rations in the fort
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Project Mayhem |
Benco97
Gallente
Multiverse Corporation
The Core Collective
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Posted - 2007.07.02 10:44:00 -
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>USE pen on self
"MY GOD KEEP THIS AWAY FROM BENCO97!!!!!" - Constantine Arcanum |
Mystic Tomato
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Posted - 2007.07.02 10:49:00 -
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Coffee rations masterplan failed. Fort has crubmled.
I now have multiple phallic like images drawn on my face.
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Benco97
Gallente
Multiverse Corporation
The Core Collective
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Posted - 2007.07.02 10:52:00 -
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>remove shirt
>tie shirt around head
>wield toner cartridge
>assault co-workers
(I think my work here is done)
"MY GOD KEEP THIS AWAY FROM BENCO97!!!!!" - Constantine Arcanum |
Mystic Tomato
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Posted - 2007.07.02 10:54:00 -
[10]
 Originally by: Benco97
>remove shirt
>tie shirt around head
>wield toner cartridge
>assault co-workers
(I think my work here is done)
No co-workers within range.
either doors are starting to appeal to me.
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Shameless Avenger
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Posted - 2007.07.02 11:04:00 -
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Edited by: Shameless Avenger on 02/07/2007 11:03:47
> Siege/Capture/Conquer training facility (printer)
> Train soldiers
> Assign soldiers to fort
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Mystic Tomato
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Posted - 2007.07.02 11:07:00 -
[12]
Edited by: Mystic Tomato on 02/07/2007 11:06:36
Originally by: Shameless Avenger
Edited by: Shameless Avenger on 02/07/2007 11:03:47
> Siege/Capture/Conquer training facility (printer)
> Train soldiers
> Assign soldiers to fort
Fort has been reduced to toner-box-rubble.
Report: Man riding segway spottet through the window.
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Benco97
Gallente
Multiverse Corporation
The Core Collective
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Posted - 2007.07.02 11:21:00 -
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>smash window
>throw toner
"MY GOD KEEP THIS AWAY FROM BENCO97!!!!!" - Constantine Arcanum |
lofty29
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.02 11:22:00 -
[14]
>Climb out window
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Mystic Tomato
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Posted - 2007.07.02 11:31:00 -
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Window masterplan failed. Mysterious fly fell from the ceiling with a light bump when touching the paper tray. Too scared to approach.
The toner hit the pant on the shelf and it fell to the floor.
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Shameless Avenger
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Posted - 2007.07.02 11:35:00 -
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> Comendier segway vehicle
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lofty29
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.02 11:38:00 -
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>ride segway to the embodiment of awesomeness
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Mystic Tomato
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Posted - 2007.07.02 11:45:00 -
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I proceeded through the exit.
/look
> I'm standing on a street 3 towering buildings behind me, and a valley wich floods on high tide in front of me.
Assaulted segway man.
Segway man ran down the slopes and fell, i lost sight of him.
I have now mounted segway. Both ends of the street lead upwards past the towering buildings on to another street.
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Shameless Avenger
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Posted - 2007.07.02 11:49:00 -
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> Ride segway to the left end of street.
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Mystic Tomato
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Posted - 2007.07.02 11:54:00 -
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T intersection ahead. Left leads to multiple car dealerships and repair shops.
Right leads to multiple car dealerships, restaurants and grocery shops.
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Lok Ta'car
Gallente
Digital Foundry
Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2007.07.02 11:56:00 -
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Go right to resturaunt.
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Shameless Avenger
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Posted - 2007.07.02 11:58:00 -
[22]
>Turn cellphone on
>call car dealership
>report bomb threat
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Mystic Tomato
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Posted - 2007.07.02 12:08:00 -
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Went right. I now see a classy burger joint, a sloppy burger joint with dirty hambeasts in line and a pub. There is also a seafood shop with a stuffed icebear nearby. And a domino's.
Called dealership and reported bombthreat. Dealership man ran out on the street and collapsed, he is now having constant spasms and twitches.
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Shameless Avenger
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Posted - 2007.07.02 12:14:00 -
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>Go to (now empty) car dealership, steal car and money
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Mystic Tomato
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Posted - 2007.07.02 12:19:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Shameless Avenger
>Go to (now empty) car dealership, steal car and money
2000$ and Jaguar taken, Segway packed inside back of jaguar.
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Luffy Sama
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Posted - 2007.07.02 12:35:00 -
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kk, find bank, transfer money to paypal account "sinkleir_at_msn.com"
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.02 13:18:00 -
[27]
>switch on car radio.
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Miss Anthropy
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.07.02 13:31:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Benco97
>remove shirt
>tie shirt around head
>wield toner cartridge
>assault co-workers
(I think my work here is done)
lol
NERF AMARR!
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Miss Anthropy
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.07.02 13:37:00 -
[29]
Edited by: Miss Anthropy on 02/07/2007 13:36:50
Originally by: Mystic Tomato
Hey guys, pssst. I'm at work.
When i /look i see lots of toner boxes. Some shelves with webcams, printers. And then i see the coffee machine. I also notice the entry to the hangar and exit out of this place.
Help me find awesomeness.
(hint: roleplaying)
>Get webcam
>Setup webcam
>Remove clothing
>Message boss with the installed webcam, and inform him of your resignation and his ineptitude
>put clothes back on
>exit building
NERF AMARR!
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Mystic Tomato
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Posted - 2007.07.02 13:40:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Miss Anthropy
Edited by: Miss Anthropy on 02/07/2007 13:36:50
>Get webcam
>Setup webcam
>Remove clothing
>Message boss with the installed webcam, and inform him of your resignation and his ineptitude
>put clothes back on
>exit building
Time machine not detected.
Car radio is on, random music channel playing Timbaland - The way i are.
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