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Silver Swift
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Posted - 2004.01.28 08:41:00 -
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There are quite a few naughty men who need to be punished in that place.
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Swift Retribution
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Posted - 2004.01.28 08:46:00 -
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I couldn't get a single one to take me on. I began to think the place was full of eunuchs.
There seemed to just be an over abundance of estrogen, not enough testosterone.
The place had good ale though.
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Riddari
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Posted - 2004.01.28 09:09:00 -
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I couldn't get a single one to take me on. I began to think the place was full of eunuchs.
There seemed to just be an over abundance of estrogen, not enough testosterone.
My testerone levels have been confirmed as being as they should be (beware the Caldari and their overachieving glands... that's just gonna make them sterile).
Incidentally I'm the sole awake person on La Maison...
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.01.28 09:42:00 -
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Oh dear Riddari my sweet, that is very tragic! I did try and invite you and Raudka last night, but you were both auto-rejecting comms (I assumed you were busy in the war?).
And milady Swift your experience is also regretable, 'twould be an act of pride in our establishment to see you more fittingly served in the future my dear.
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Main
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Posted - 2004.01.28 12:12:00 -
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It is good to know that not all of the universe is off fighting savage wars and that some people do find the time to taste the love and freedom and that we others fight for.
Myself, i am a fighter and prefer the company of a good projectile weapon then a cheap concubine, my apologies miss Constantine.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.01.28 12:25:00 -
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Thats rather an ironic summation of the JF experience monsieur Main. I imagine you missed the news reports of the climatic rebellions, fights against tyranny, and ongoing struggles against the cartels of reactionary pirates that were all the peace and sollace we knew since moving to Venal, non?
Ah well, 'tis a free universe and thy choice to hold whichever viewpoints bring you most satisfaction monsieur.
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Main
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Posted - 2004.01.28 12:35:00 -
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Thats rather an ironic summation of the JF experience monsieur Main. I imagine you missed the news reports of the climatic rebellions, fights against tyranny, and ongoing struggles against the cartels of reactionary pirates that were all the peace and sollace we knew since moving to Venal, non?
Ah well, 'tis a free universe and thy choice to hold whichever viewpoints bring you most satisfaction monsieur.
I was talking more of the members of the chatroom then of your particular corporation, yes, it is true that you have earned a break from the recent actions.
Main
Everlasting Vendetta Veteran
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.01.28 12:50:00 -
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Its also worth remembering that even dauntless warriors and great-hearted freedom fighters require a break from the tension of battle monsieur. In the lonely darkness of space it is sometimes possible to forget exactly what we are fighting to preserve.
Camaraderie, companionship, honourable friendships and glorious reckless devil-may-care actions in pursuit of glory and victory!
These things need an audience, and witness that the story survive and inspire the new generations of heroes we hope will rise to the task at hand.
Yes monsier, "la maison" is frivolous and irreverent, light and daring by turns, but ultimately free and loud and joyous in rejection of the dark clouds around our hearts and dreams.
One must learn to laugh at the tyranny of evil and protect the spark of fine amusement in the breast and light of love and bright desire within monsieur.
The day we forget what it is we are fighting for is the day we fall to become what we despise.
But godspeed and fair fortune to thee,
Love and peace (and 1400 calibre battleship guns!)
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.28 13:11:00 -
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I'm not mentioned in this thread? I'm horribly offended
at least you get mentioned as a hostess. What am I invisible? It'd be pretty cool if I was...
Well I hope you don't want to be a hostess. Though I know what you mean about not getting noticed. I would start a sports bar and invite the men to join but then it would be just men and we would be unhappy again. 
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2004.01.28 13:32:00 -
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Well I hope you don't want to be a hostess. Though I know what you mean about not getting noticed. I would start a sports bar and invite the men to join but then it would be just men and we would be unhappy again.
Well, no, I don't want to be a hostess (i don't think i'd fit into those lovely dresses anyway) 
Anyway, did you manage to get a date out of vyper, or am I still stuck with her?
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.28 14:07:00 -
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Well I hope you don't want to be a hostess. Though I know what you mean about not getting noticed. I would start a sports bar and invite the men to join but then it would be just men and we would be unhappy again.
Well, no, I don't want to be a hostess (i don't think i'd fit into those lovely dresses anyway)
Anyway, did you manage to get a date out of vyper, or am I still stuck with her?
I didn't even try. She is stuck on you like Artegg on a Veld roid.
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.28 14:18:00 -
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Maud should be made a hostess. He looks priddy in a maid's outfit.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.01.28 14:47:00 -
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I could add a section on the channel site listing the attributes and conversational traits of our gentlemen regulars perhaps?
Or maybe are right Miso ;)
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.28 15:31:00 -
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Maud should be made a hostess. He looks priddy in a maid's outfit.
I'm not sure what your obsession with imagining me in womens clothes is but stop it. It's getting creepy.
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Riddari
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Posted - 2004.01.28 18:38:00 -
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but you were both auto-rejecting comms
Yes sadly modern technology glitches mean that it is usually turned on while fighting. I forgot to disengage that security measure after the latest battle.
I'm currently in Empire space actually for R&R. Running a couple of 0.3 blockades...
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Halseth
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Posted - 2004.01.28 23:55:00 -
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Hypothetical question,
Would an Amarrian plutocrat, (and small enterage) seeking a drink and light entertainment be a welcome guest? Or would that person have to pay double the cover price for a table near the restrooms? |
j0sephine
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Posted - 2004.01.29 04:03:00 -
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"Hypothetical question,
Would an Amarrian plutocrat, (and small enterage) seeking a drink and light entertainment be a welcome guest? Or would that person have to pay double the cover price for a table near the restrooms?"
... The spectrum of guests is so wide Mr.Halseth, i think 'tis quite safe to say you'd be welcome just like anyone else. There is no special rules against the Amarr nor the plutocrats that am aware of. ;s
(it's true Mr.Hardin pays double price for his table, but that's strictly because it's the only way to have him donate any sort of money for his love child... and has nothing to do with him being a wealthy Amarr)
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.29 08:35:00 -
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Nothing gets past j0sephine 
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.29 13:11:00 -
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Nothing gets past j0sephine
Methinks Miso has a little crush on j0sephine.
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.29 13:26:00 -
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Methinks Miso has a little crush on j0sephine.
Well, duh!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.29 14:52:00 -
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Methinks Miso has a little crush on j0sephine.
Well, duh!
Of course Miso has a crush on just about everyone.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2004.01.29 16:08:00 -
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"Of course Miso has a crush on just about everyone."
Well, duh! ;s
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.29 16:31:00 -
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"Of course Miso has a crush on just about everyone."
Well, duh! ;s
You know you two are begining to get on my nerves.
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Hellena
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Posted - 2004.01.29 23:47:00 -
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Edited by: Hellena on 29/01/2004 23:51:45
i like this job. its so fun the people are great to work with, lots of sassy ,sexy fun along with superb political banter. rigors of space getting to you? come visit and relax, let one of our hostesses take care of you for a while. La Maison De Tous Les Plaisirs, because Life is good.
Not Just Another Pretty Face
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.01.30 00:22:00 -
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"Of course Miso has a crush on just about everyone."
Well, duh! ;s
You know you two are begining to get on my nerves.
Poor poor Maud..
/me gives Maud Dib a kiss on the cheek
This is not a hijack
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.30 13:00:00 -
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I do wish Wren would quit bleeding all over the place.
P.S. hellena just likes it there because of Sawa
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Shintoko Akahoshi
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Posted - 2004.01.30 18:33:00 -
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I do wish Wren would quit bleeding all over the place.
Awww! I always miss the fun...
There's no meaning to life when you cling only to common sense |
Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2004.01.30 18:43:00 -
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Can't you get Athule to graft the work gene back into their DNA?
Miso, 'work' its that rather annoying break in between all the others
Athule only comes out of the lab once a week to look at us all and laugh insanely then goes back to the lab. Well except for that one time Jade ran down the halls screaming " The minnies are coming, the minnies are comming". well Athule misunderstood what she mean't and it took weeks to get the laser scars off of the walls.
*ahem*
Athule enters stage right, dressed in an outfit looted from the back of Miso's closet. The room clears a space for him on the dais and he announces:
How d'you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful 'Dari man
He's just a little brought doun, b'cause
When you knocked,
I thought you were the
Harlequin. *fires lasers*
Don't get strung out
by the genes i cook -
(so my son's as old as my mo-o-ther), *shrugs*
I'm not
a party man
by the light of day,
but by night i'm
ONE SICK MO********ER!
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.31 11:17:00 -
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BH -
Will you marry me?
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.01.31 13:48:00 -
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Can't you get Athule to graft the work gene back into their DNA?
Miso, 'work' its that rather annoying break in between all the others
Athule only comes out of the lab once a week to look at us all and laugh insanely then goes back to the lab. Well except for that one time Jade ran down the halls screaming " The minnies are coming, the minnies are comming". well Athule misunderstood what she mean't and it took weeks to get the laser scars off of the walls.
*ahem*
Athule enters stage right, dressed in an outfit looted from the back of Miso's closet. The room clears a space for him on the dais and he announces:
How d'you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful 'Dari man
He's just a little brought doun, b'cause
When you knocked,
I thought you were the
Harlequin. *fires lasers*
Don't get strung out
by the genes i cook -
(so my son's as old as my mo-o-ther), *shrugs*
I'm not
a party man
by the light of day,
but by night i'm
ONE SICK MO********ER!
Hey! Do you know how to madison?
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