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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.05 11:49:00 -
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Whoops, wrong post.
Regardless, it's hilarious how the BOB leadership refuse to tell their members about their shortcommings. I think I'll just do it instead:
Your leaders have completely given up timing stront, they have completely given up fighting for your towers, and for the past few days, we have been doing anything we want down south. We have been blowing up more POSs (larges and smalls) than at any other point during this war.
It's funny because everytime we ask a BOB member about it, they deny it because they have no clue what's going on. Maybe you should ask your leaders how many larges you've lost the past few days?
It's kind of funny, because it turned out that BOB are what everyone thought they were, a mediocre alliance hiding behind a handful of incredibly imbalanced ships. EVE gets a little harder when one player can't lock down hundreds eh?
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.05 12:30:00 -
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Originally by: ArcticFox
Originally by: Stoffer Ninjapirate Whoops, wrong post.
Regardless, it's hilarious how the BOB leadership refuse to tell their members about their shortcommings. I think I'll just do it instead:
Your leaders have completely given up timing stront, they have completely given up fighting for your towers, and for the past few days, we have been doing anything we want down south. We have been blowing up more POSs (larges and smalls) than at any other point during this war.
It's funny because everytime we ask a BOB member about it, they deny it because they have no clue what's going on. Maybe you should ask your leaders how many larges you've lost the past few days?
It's kind of funny, because it turned out that BOB are what everyone thought they were, a mediocre alliance hiding behind a handful of incredibly imbalanced ships. EVE gets a little harder when one player can't lock down hundreds eh?
Wait, weren't you guys supposed to be taking over Delve by now?
I suppose if killing BoB is out of reach, settling for bragging about making it tough for them to take your regions from you is good... 
Not at all, we are taking Omist and Tenerifs at the moment.
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.05 14:54:00 -
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Quick update for the BOB grunts who are being left in the dark:
Another large POS just popped in 9-9.
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.05 15:36:00 -
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I really love how everyone not in BOB are explaining what's going on inside BOB right now.
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.05 15:49:00 -
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Edited by: Stoffer Ninjapirate on 05/07/2007 15:49:59 Whoops, there goes a small POS. Don't worry BOB, if your leadership won't update you, I will.
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.05 16:00:00 -
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Originally by: Alice Cholmondeley
Originally by: KIATolon
Originally by: Joshua Foiritain Gotta love Goonswarm, downgrading your goals is obviously best way of achieving victory. 
Our goals have always been to survive. We've achieved that so far.
THERE ARE NO GOONS, BOB CONTROL YOUR GAME <insert many other objectives and statements that bob promised, never happened, but you fail to "love" bob for like you love goonswarm>
Why survive? thought you didn't care, and suddenly it got important to survive? :/ I always thought the goon goal was to have fun, but all this serious business is getting to you.
Well it's kind of hard to have fun when you're not alive, isn't it?
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.05 16:05:00 -
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Originally by: Alice Cholmondeley
Originally by: Stoffer Ninjapirate
Originally by: Alice Cholmondeley
Originally by: KIATolon
Originally by: Joshua Foiritain Gotta love Goonswarm, downgrading your goals is obviously best way of achieving victory. 
Our goals have always been to survive. We've achieved that so far.
THERE ARE NO GOONS, BOB CONTROL YOUR GAME <insert many other objectives and statements that bob promised, never happened, but you fail to "love" bob for like you love goonswarm>
Why survive? thought you didn't care, and suddenly it got important to survive? :/ I always thought the goon goal was to have fun, but all this serious business is getting to you.
Well it's kind of hard to have fun when you're not alive, isn't it?
Dying can be fun, at least if i'm to believe goons that love to throw themselves into battle and die like no tomorrow. All these 'goals' seem to make it a chore rather then having a go at anything and everything.
you're stupid.
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.06 13:24:00 -
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Quick update for the BOB members in the dark:
So far you've lost a few towers and two carriers this morning.
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.06 15:56:00 -
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The really interesting issue is how long it takes till MC have to fake a contract and come pull BOBs balls out of the fire.
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.06 16:39:00 -
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Originally by: Alice Cholmondeley
Originally by: Lee Bian
Originally by: Alice Cholmondeley
Originally by: Stoffer Ninjapirate The really interesting issue is how long it takes till MC have to fake a contract and come pull BOBs balls out of the fire.
It will be more interesting to see your one braincell grow over the next decade or so.
at least he's not getting dumber (like you (and your posting))
Great response, getting wittier by the minute.
you're still unimportant to everyone here.
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.07 02:15:00 -
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP JUBA CORP ALWAYS FLY WITH HONOR
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 11:19:00 -
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IMPORTANT DIPLOMATIC ANNOUNCEMENT:
Quote: [ 2007.07.06 20:33:36 ] Academion > hey [ 2007.07.06 20:33:42 ] Academion > GS Head Diplomat here [ 2007.07.06 20:33:45 ] Coranor > can i help you then? [ 2007.07.06 20:33:47 ] Academion > with important offer for you [ 2007.07.06 20:33:52 ] Academion > well [ 2007.07.06 20:33:55 ] Academion > more of a statement [ 2007.07.06 20:33:59 ] Academion > Your alliance is a piece of **** [ 2007.07.06 20:34:02 ] Academion > good day
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 11:25:00 -
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Originally by: Brian Detaah Since the other thread got locked, and this marvelous goon victory needs celebrating, here is the tribute to the goon commander again: Zapp Brannigan!!
The plan worked great!
We BoB lament not having briliant tactics like these! The notorious Blob-And-Die tactics. Oh, the salty taste of my tears 
Convo me and I will tell you all about our blob-and-die tactics.
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.10 03:53:00 -
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You don't "get" Goonfleet, do you ?
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.10 03:57:00 -
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Originally by: Ulesi
Originally by: Stoffer Ninjapirate You don't "get" Goonfleet, do you ?
Go on...
He's joking. We don't have 100% taxes, and the frigates thing is kind of a joke because everyone assumes we can only fly it.
Oh god did I break some kind of vow to secrecy by telling you this?
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.10 04:01:00 -
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Well he made a joke and you got all serious business about it like he really meant it.
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.10 04:05:00 -
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Originally by: Ulesi Edited by: Ulesi on 10/07/2007 04:03:31
Originally by: Stoffer Ninjapirate Well he made a joke and you got all serious business about it like he really meant it.
Joking and flaming are different. Or would I have to understand goonswarm to understand that too?
Yes.
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.10 04:11:00 -
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Originally by: Howling Jinn you are not very good with sarcasm ill tell you that.
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.10 04:14:00 -
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It's ok man, we are all good at something. You're just not very good at sarcasm, you're probably good with cats, or at math or something.
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.10 04:18:00 -
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Calm down.
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.10 04:26:00 -
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Originally by: Ulesi
Originally by: Stoffer Ninjapirate you're probably good with cats, or at math or something.
/emote points to insult
I'm suggesting you probably have lots and diverse talents! For all I know, you could have a PHD in chemistry, that's more of a pat on the back than an insult.
Also, there is nothing wrong with being good with animals.
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.10 04:28:00 -
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Ulesi, you seem like a pretty chill guy, I wish I had gotten to know you when I was in Finfleet.
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.10 04:35:00 -
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Ciuci it is very nice of you to comment on my unusually large *****.
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.10 04:41:00 -
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Originally by: Kenion Is everyone in this thread 14 years old or something?
W00T11111111!!! Nr 500!!!111!!!!! 
I know I am. What are you wearing?
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.10 04:44:00 -
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Originally by: Howling Jinn
Originally by: Stoffer Ninjapirate
Originally by: Kenion Is everyone in this thread 14 years old or something?
W00T11111111!!! Nr 500!!!111!!!!! 
I know I am. What are you wearing?
blue mascara and hot pants atm!! asl??????
14/f/infront of a webcam
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