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Shalia Ripper Caldari High4Life Curse Alliance	Posted - 2007.07.09 22:06:00 - [31] 57 to say that you can build a faster light bulb from components.
Fink Angel Caldari The Merry Men	Posted - 2007.07.09 22:13:00 - [32] 10 who whine that a cartel owns all the Tech II Lightbulb BPOs.
Lanu	Posted - 2007.07.09 23:21:00 - [33] The light bulb is such a useless feature. I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious.
Miss Anthropy School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2007.07.10 00:01:00 - [34] Originally by: Tatsu Tahime Originally by: Arthalion Thoidon 23.6 random people to quote said GM, possibly wondering about their petitions Funny how some people seem to expect GM's to spend 23 hours a day, 7 days a week answering petitions. Far as I know, they work shifts and are even (shock!) given days off and time to eat and sleep. And even if they are at work, taking five minutes to post to the forums shouldn't be something you get lambasted by the community for. You're lying. Everyone knows for a fact that GM's (devs and forum mods included) are the blessed few who have transcended human need. They are the enlightened ones who have cast off the flesh and bone of everyday life and they live, plugged into the internet, to meet the every whim of us mere mortals who can only look upon their glowing countenance with awe! OMG! Some orange text. It must be important.
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2007.07.10 00:03:00 - [35] I think the mods are actually bots. -
Miss Anthropy School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2007.07.10 00:16:00 - [36] Edited by: Miss Anthropy on 10/07/2007 00:15:57 Originally by: Crumplecorn I think the mods are actually bots. Mods are the ultimate forum warriors because they don't have to fight. They've transcended fighting. They just use the mighty click. OMG! Some orange text. It must be important.
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2007.07.10 00:19:00 - [37] Originally by: Miss Anthropy Edited by: Miss Anthropy on 10/07/2007 00:15:57 Originally by: Crumplecorn I think the mods are actually bots. Mods are the ultimate forum warriors because they don't have to fight. They've transcended fighting. They just use the mighty click. That's like saying a Titan pilot is the ultimate PvPer because all he has to do is press I-Win. Not true. -
super canard Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2007.07.10 12:23:00 - [38] Originally by: Crumplecorn Mods are the ultimate forum warriors because they don't have to fight. They've transcended fighting. They just use the mighty click. That's like saying a Titan pilot is the ultimate PvPer because all he has to do is press I-Win. Not true. They might win a titan - but can they CHANGE a lightbulb mmm? mmmm? MMMM? -------------------------------------------------- No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced. --------------------------------------------------
Fink Angel Caldari The Merry Men	Posted - 2007.07.10 12:28:00 - [39] If you get a Titan pilot to change the lightbulb, he has to continue holding the lightbulb once it's installed, and can never let go of it until he dies.
Yasumi Solstice Systems Development Concourse	Posted - 2007.07.10 12:45:00 - [40] This has to be at least in every forum
Fink Angel Caldari The Merry Men	Posted - 2007.07.10 13:58:00 - [41] Originally by: Yasumi This has to be at least in every forum ... and it's quite good fun changing them to Eve specifics, so enough of the rolling eyes attitude and shut yer whining yap hole if you don't have anything to contribute. You can just ignore threads you know.
Yasumi Solstice Systems Development Concourse	Posted - 2007.07.10 14:20:00 - [42] Originally by: Fink Angel Originally by: Yasumi This has to be at least in every forum ... and it's quite good fun changing them to Eve specifics, so enough of the rolling eyes attitude and shut yer whining yap hole if you don't have anything to contribute. You can just ignore threads you know. I know but I had to try my new sig
Fink Angel Caldari The Merry Men	Posted - 2007.07.10 15:01:00 - [43] Originally by: Yasumi I know but I had to try my new sig LOL, fair enough then!
Miss Anthropy School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2007.07.10 15:03:00 - [44] Originally by: Fink Angel Originally by: Yasumi I know but I had to try my new sig LOL, fair enough then! lol OMG! Some orange text. It must be important.
KingsGambit Caldari Knights	Posted - 2007.07.11 00:13:00 - [45] Originally by: Crumplecorn I think the mods are actually bots. Me three. No wait, me too! ------------- My T2 Shop
Tarquin Tarquinius Gallente Escorts of Eve	Posted - 2007.07.11 00:16:00 - [46] this thread fails for containing no actual information on how to change a light bulb ----- 0.0 System Renaming?
Fink Angel Caldari The Merry Men	Posted - 2007.07.11 01:02:00 - [47] Edited by: Fink Angel on 11/07/2007 01:02:51 Originally by: Tarquin Tarquinius this thread fails for containing no actual information on how to change a light bulb There's always someone who misses the patchnotes! Bulbs * The Lightbulb's power grid has been increased by 40w to balance the reduced bonus to ship deck lighting power grid required resulting from the previous patch and its ANSI Lumens bonus now works as described. Lightbulbs have been modified to have a screw thread on all ships apart from Amarr, where the bayonet fitting is still in use
Moridin920 Gallente Dust Echoes FREGE Alliance	Posted - 2007.07.11 23:34:00 - [48] At least 2 to tell you that changing a lightbulb is impossible over the internet 4 to flame them, 8 carebears to start talking about how they like lightbulbs 6 pirates to yell at the carebears for being carebears, 1 person to point out the carebears outnumber the pirates 3 industrialists to start talking about the T2 version and how it should be released 1 to tell the industrialists to go fap to their T2 BPOs 2 miners to start talking about lightbulbs and how if they were eliminated ore thieves wouldn't be able to see as well and therefore not steal as well 4 more miners to jump on the bandwagon and clamor for nerfing lightbulbs altogether 1 ore thief to smack talk them and 1 OP to get up and just change the damn bulb ---------------------------------------------------------------------- "We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience our piracy may have caused you, but, we are pirates and, sadly, this is our way."
Lord Zoran Caldari House of Tempers	Posted - 2007.07.12 09:36:00 - [49] they can change a light bulb? --------------------------------------------- no sig for you !!!
Miss Anthropy School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2007.07.12 10:41:00 - [50] Nobody has mentioned the macro light bulb changers yet. These bots are ruining light bulb changing for everyone else. OMG! Some orange text. It must be important.
Shalia Ripper Caldari High4Life Curse Alliance	Posted - 2007.07.12 10:49:00 - [51] Originally by: Miss Anthropy Nobody has mentioned the macro light bulb changers yet. These bots are ruining light bulb changing for everyone else. Every time I walk into a room, they run away and leave me in the dark. Alone. And with no new bulbs.
Horionte	Posted - 2007.07.12 11:18:00 - [52] Quote: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb? 42 -- The intelligence of the Earth is constant. Problem is, the population keeps rising.

Huitzilopochtli Tlaloc Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department	Posted - 2007.07.12 12:12:00 - [53] And one forum mod to lock the thread? click gah only joking, and i know im not funny - Thanks Hutch. ____ forum rules \| [email protected] \| ME They call me Hutch. Who cares why

Angelus Pirata Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2007.07.12 12:22:00 - [54] Originally by: Huitzilopochtli Tlaloc And one forum mod to lock the thread? click gah only joking, and i know im not funny Actually it wasn't too badder attempt at humour. Points for effort.
Ithoriel Amarr Royal Amarr Institute	Posted - 2007.07.12 15:36:00 - [55] How many Minmatar does it take to change a light bulb? Three, one to hold the stick, one to wrap the end in a tar soaked rag and one to light the match! How many Caldari does it take to change a light bulb? Three, one to buy a bulb at less than cost from a Gallente, one to subcontract the fitting of it to an Amarian slave master and one to sell the broken one to a Minmatar. How many Gallente does it take to screw in a light bulb? Don't be silly Gallente screw in the hot tub not a light bulb! How many Amarr does it take to change a light bulb? Change a light bulb? Change a light bulb!! Is the light of the Emperor's glory not sufficient for you?!!!!! Growing old is mandatory, growing up is entirely optional
Taji Seed The BlackHand Order	Posted - 2007.07.12 22:21:00 - [56] In Jita even the lightbulbs lag. [comment on my music]

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