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Lungorthin
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.07.09 12:16:00 -
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Slowly the surviving bees assembled, they came on stretchers, on bearers, limping, crawling, holding body parts, some holding their own body parts. Blood smeared and with sears all over some were on the edge of insanity as they continued to hum, "we won, we won", their glassy eyes unable to fix on any point of their surroundings.
Gigantic air pumping systems began to discreetly spread the usual hallucinogen drug gas. The resulting smell made more than one of the assembled puke their guts out, the gas mixed with the pungent smell of dead, of burned flesh, spiced up with the bittersweet smell of melted plastic.
Suddenly the whole arena became quiet. Neck hairs stood straight up and everyone stood paralyzed as the loudspeakers came alive. "The word knows it!" Resounded the amplified voice of the bee leader over the assembled masses. "The word knows it!" "The word knows it!" he repeated a 3rd time.
"We won!"
What came afterwards was the roaring and indescribable sound of hysterical masses screaming their lungs out. The gas and years of indoctrination had achieved the desired effect. "We won, we won," the screams continued. Body parts began to be hurled around. A greenish shivering gall ball found its way on to the face of the leader. He removed the object without batting an eye leaving a dark smear on his face and with an approving look to his propaganda minister he grabbed the microphone again.
"Our complete fleet was annihilated," he shouted into the microphone raising both his hands "We got utterly decimated," he waved in a dismissing gesture. "But we won, and the world knows it!" "We stung and left our sting in the battlefield!" "Our combined fleets, our comrades and us, we bleed Frigates, Cruisers, Battleships and even Dreadnaughts," he paused to let the words sink in, "but that means nothing to us, nothing!" "The sacrifice of your ships and lives is a risk I am willing to take!"
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The BoB Hornets had come to destroy the hives. But the Hornets had changed their plans. Utterly outnumbered, as only hornets can be, they decided to leave the hives intact and went for the bees in their ships. The resulting slaughter left even seasoned hornet pilots on emergency ammunition rations. "Like shooting fish in a barrel," a hornet lieutenant commented.
The whole system of 9-9 and immediate surroundings became littered with remains of goonfleet bee-ships. T1 and T2 wrecks, gundreds and hundreds of wrecks and bodies piled up.
. At his headquarters the Alpha Hornet read the intelligence service report about the bee festivities. The hint of a smile came upon his face. He tossed the report into the nearest wastebasket and uttered but one sentence:
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake"
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Nurpicles
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:01:00 -
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what
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Dungar Loghoth
Caldari Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:04:00 -
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Originally by: Nurpicles what
Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes. Also, don't troll by using another alliance's logo. -Rauth Kivaro ([email protected])
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Berrik Radhok
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:04:00 -
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Originally by: Nurpicles what
Originally by: Khavi Vetali
Oh don't worry, the goons are just as suicidal with their battleships as they are with their frigates.
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wontyoutakemehome
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:04:00 -
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Originally by: Nurpicles what
WE DIDN'T WANT TO KILL THOSE POSES ANYWAY
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Won Ton
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:05:00 -
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hey guy congratulations on achieving what every alliance that has ever fought goonswarm achieved before you
you killed more goon ships than you lost
i bet you feel pretty swell about that, i bet those stupid goonies are pretty torn up about it
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James Duar
Merch Industrial We Are Nice Guys
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:05:00 -
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A few frigates costs the same as Force Recon c/d?
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Popperr
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:05:00 -
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ahahahahaha
ahahahahahhahahahaa
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
ahahaha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
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unsmith
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:06:00 -
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So what you are saying is you lost?
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Jakiri
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:06:00 -
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Originally by: James Duar A few frigates costs the same as Force Recon c/d?
Force Recons, that's like rifers right?
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Waterfowl Democracy
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:06:00 -
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http://img.waffleimages.com/59f824922fa34635e7cf69511e0bc1d34cc65bfa/VikingSquadAnim.gif
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U'puauht
Minmatar Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:07:00 -
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Originally by: Nurpicles what
I think what he's trying to say is "we came to 9-9, killed a lot of ships but failed to inflict permanent damage" ... but then I'm only interpreting what he's writing, I have never been to 9-9 and I couldn't care less about the whole propaganda train. _____
Wood-legged, eye-patched, parrot-on-the-shoulder Priest of The Church |
Indomitus Rex
Amarr H.Y.D.R.A. GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:07:00 -
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Nuts. Sig removed. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] with a link to your signature. - Elmo Pug |
Perianwyr
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:09:00 -
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I put on my robe and wizard hat
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Aaron Static
Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:12:00 -
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Originally by: Popperr ahahahahaha
ahahahahahhahahahaa
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
ahahaha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
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xCOUNTx
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:14:00 -
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watermelon?
yes, watermelon. Sig removed. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] with a link to your signature. - Elmo Pug
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hammada steiner
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:19:00 -
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9-9 hundred goons dead and you still fail at POS warfare
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Anders Kraneled
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:25:00 -
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What is this, some kind of furry fanfic? |
Marius Duvall
Amarr Merch Industrial We Are Nice Guys
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:29:00 -
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That's terrible. My kid can write better than that.
Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed dimensions of 400x120 pixels and filesize of 24000 bytes -Timmeh ([email protected]) |
Phelan Driscoll
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:30:00 -
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Edited by: Phelan Driscoll on 09/07/2007 13:30:15 What the hell is that?
Go read a book, man. Take a walk. Something.
ETA: I'm gonna put the whole "we hate BOB" thing aside for a second and ask a BOB member who lives near this guy to, well, take him out for a beer or something. Are GoonSwarm ever going to be allowed to build up in any way in 0.0 space again? No. |
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Aggape
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:30:00 -
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Edited by: Aggape on 09/07/2007 13:31:17 Wow, impressive number of ships you destroyed over there.
So tell me, after you completely wiped out a massive goonswarm fleet, how many Towers have you destroyed? I imagine their POS must have been undefended, after these horrific losses.
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Flow Befort
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:34:00 -
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I think I'll reply to this thread
yep
here I go!
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Ivan Milat
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:36:00 -
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Originally by: Flow Befort I think I'll reply to this thread
yep
here I go!
Wait, no! Don't do it!
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capt robn0id
Caldari Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:36:00 -
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Is this the "we didnt want their regions anyway" post? tut tut for you sneaking it in here away from the blistering flames of COAD. Effective use of the RP card cha-ching.
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Flow Befort
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:39:00 -
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Originally by: Ivan Milat
Originally by: Flow Befort I think I'll reply to this thread
yep
here I go!
Wait, no! Don't do it!
I believe I should post in this thread for the following reasons,
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Endemoniado
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:39:00 -
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How can it be so hard to kill POSes in 9-9 when they come out of reinforced? We've been doing it all week, after all.
And LV's k/d ratio was better than yours, please try harder.
P.S. your slash fanfic needs more Harry Potter, tia...
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alpheon
Caldari Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:41:00 -
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"Hi, I'm BOB, We didn't want to blow up all of those POS's that were coming out of reinforced, no seriously!
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Newton Mara
Regius Curator
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:42:00 -
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Word on the street is, The Goonies keep taking teeth-smashings like this and keep on rolling. But I hear rumbles that BoB's logistics is at straining point to cope.
Keep throwing the frigates at 'em goons and you'lll clog up their mighty T20 guns with your wrecks. Hey, it's a strategy. vv
-- 99% of Eve-Online posters shouldn't post. This probably includes me, but definitely includes you (if you're reading this, I mean you) |
Benvolio GrrrKrishnakk
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:43:00 -
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What the **** is this abortion of a thread about? ----- Signature removed, please don't discuss moderation on the forums. -Ivan K
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sonova
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Posted - 2007.07.09 13:45:00 -
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*Link removed - this has no place in a Role playing thread on Eve Online - Timmeh*
BoB(n frnds) have a K:D ratio of 500ish:55 by their own count. Last time I checked the redswarmfederation looted the field.
You bring shame upon the hornets.
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