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Natasha Kerensky
The Company Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.07.11 10:33:00 -
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Delete your main charachter
or
Shove a cactus up your ass?
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DarkMatter
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Posted - 2007.07.11 10:36:00 -
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I would delete my main...
EVE will be gone a lot sooner than I will die (hopefully) So I'd rather not have the cactus in my ass experience at any point in my lifetime...
There will be other Space MMO's, I only have one ass...
Building the homestead
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Xtreem
Gallente Matari Initiative
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Posted - 2007.07.11 10:54:00 -
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anyone and i mean anyone who chooses somthing which would cause massive pain not to mention perminant damage over deleting some server space is in serious need of help!!
tbh i actually fin the topic quite scary people would even think this is a valid question. alogn the same level of "if someone asked if they could shoot you int he face would you say yes or no"
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Locus Bey
Gallente Qalandar
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Posted - 2007.07.11 11:17:00 -
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How big is the cactus?
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Amarran Miner
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Posted - 2007.07.11 11:21:00 -
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I shoved a cactus up my ass once.
But then the donkey sanctuary took him away 
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Benco97
Gallente Nova Inc. Pride - Honor - Duty
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Posted - 2007.07.11 11:23:00 -
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Hmm.. I don't know.. my main character is as old as the game.. Is it a big cactus?
"MY GOD KEEP THIS AWAY FROM BENCO97!!!!!" - Constantine Arcanum |

Miss Anthropy
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.07.11 13:21:00 -
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Originally by: Natasha Kerensky Delete your main charachter
or
Shove a cactus up your ass?
 
Is this a hypothetical question? Or has some cruel person forced you into a decision?
OMG! Some orange text. It must be important.
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings D-L
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Posted - 2007.07.11 13:46:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 11/07/2007 13:45:58
Originally by: Locus Bey How big is the cactus?
How spiny, and how far up does it have to go? ________________
DubanFP> Feigning "honor" is just a way to get the other guy to screw himself over, hopefully to your benefit |

Kharadran Sullath
Caldari IntoXication Inc
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Posted - 2007.07.11 13:55:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 11/07/2007 13:45:58
Originally by: Locus Bey How big is the cactus?
How spiny, and how far up does it have to go?
Yes, more factors please! ------ --Don't get saucy with me Bernaise!-- |

Fink Angel
Caldari The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.07.11 14:13:00 -
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Fenster: Man, I had a cactus up my ass tonight. Hockney: Is it Friday already?
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente Lyrus Associates Betrayal Under Mayhem
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Posted - 2007.07.11 14:15:00 -
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Edited by: ReaperOfSly on 11/07/2007 14:14:38 Would you rather:
Have all your skin peeled off and roll around in salt
or
Put a large fish-hook through your testicles and hang from the ceiling by it?
See, I can make silly questions too  --------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally by: F'nog Reaper wins the thread.
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Natasha Kerensky
The Company Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.07.11 17:12:00 -
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Number one in this picture
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Benco97
Gallente Nova Inc. Pride - Honor - Duty
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Posted - 2007.07.11 17:19:00 -
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Originally by: Natasha Kerensky Number one in this picture
Hmm... I'd take the cactus, delete my character, fly to CCP HQ and threaten them with said Cactus insertion until my character was restored (something they CAN do). Thus, I would have completed the question but still have an intact ass AND my character.
"MY GOD KEEP THIS AWAY FROM BENCO97!!!!!" - Constantine Arcanum |

Khadur
Minmatar Spontaneous Defenestration
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Posted - 2007.07.11 17:22:00 -
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Second option and eat my own poo in the process
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VinceNoir
Amarr Pyrrhus Sicarii Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.11 17:23:00 -
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I would do neither. That was easy.
Originally by: "Shanda Captison" Vince, you can't even spell ECM m8
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Zomiaen
Gallente Ore Mongers R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.07.11 17:27:00 -
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Originally by: VinceNoir I would do neither. That was easy.
Lies! You aren't allowed to use logical and obvious answer! ---
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.07.11 18:32:00 -
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I think there are cacti out there with no spines, do they count in this what-if situation?
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Crumplecorn
Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2007.07.11 18:33:00 -
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Originally by: ReaperOfSly Edited by: ReaperOfSly on 11/07/2007 14:14:38 Would you rather:
Have all your skin peeled off and roll around in salt
or
Put a large fish-hook through your testicles and hang from the ceiling by it?
See, I can make silly questions too 
I must remember not to read this thread again. -
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Salva Cora
Dark-Rising Fallen Souls
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Posted - 2007.07.11 19:21:00 -
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Originally by: DarkMatter
There will be other Space MMO's, I only have one ass...
LOL. Can I quote you for my sig? 
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Toothpick Vic
Caldari Alternate chars Direct corporation
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Posted - 2007.07.11 19:30:00 -
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My char took years to grow and mold, my ass never took any work, and can heal in a week...
choice is obvious.
cacti ftw
sig hijack -eris <3 Beer 4tw - Wrangler /me hands out beer to all the mods - Vic  |

Fink Angel
Caldari The Merry Men
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Posted - 2007.07.11 20:16:00 -
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Originally by: Toothpick Vic my ass never took any work
Ooh, err missus!
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Moridin920
Gallente Dust Echoes FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.11 23:21:00 -
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Originally by: Miss Anthropy
Is this a hypothetical question? Or has some cruel person forced you into a decision?
Saw 4, anyone?
It really would depend on the size and type of cactus; I know of a type that is really small and has no barbs. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- "We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience our piracy may have caused you, but, we are pirates and, sadly, this is our way." |

Arron S
Gallente Rampage Eternal Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.07.11 23:27:00 -
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hmmm.. I would take the thorns out of the Cactus and get a bottle of lube.
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smashsmash
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Posted - 2007.07.12 02:16:00 -
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i'd rather stick a cactus up my butt than take a flying leap into a porcupine
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/porcupinedog.asp#photo
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Ruddnic
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Posted - 2007.07.12 08:01:00 -
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Originally by: smashsmash i'd rather stick a cactus up my butt than take a flying leap into a porcupine
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/porcupinedog.asp#photo
OUCH!!!! Er.....SIGNATURE |

F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce
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Posted - 2007.07.12 08:27:00 -
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Originally by: smashsmash i'd rather stick a cactus up my butt than take a flying leap into a porcupine
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/porcupinedog.asp#photo
Did you know that in Florida it's illegal to have sex with a porcupine? If this isn't the most unnecessary law in the history of mankind, I don't what is.
Yes, this has nothing to do with the thread.
I used to get It. Then It changed. Now I don't even know what It is.
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Lord Zoran
Caldari House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.07.12 08:43:00 -
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Originally by: Locus Bey How big is the cactus?
lol, i think i'd delete my main, i can't imagine what taking a cactus up the arse would feel like  --------------------------------------------- no sig for you !!! |

Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.12 11:34:00 -
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I would insert the cactus into the anus of one of my jump clones, then fly into lowsec in a pod to end his agony.
Problem solved. :)
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Don Jehova
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.07.12 11:40:00 -
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Would i rather: Delete my main
or
Not be allowed to shove cactus up my ass for the rest of my life.
Now that is a tough one
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Yuni Armana
Industrial Freak's
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Posted - 2007.07.12 14:08:00 -
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Edited by: Yuni Armana on 12/07/2007 14:08:08 Cactus up my ass, Seriously. We have pretty good health care in Sweden too. Bet I could be able to get some good pills from my doctor.. Then just chill and play Eve
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