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Boonaki
Caldari
Knights of Chaos
Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.07.16 08:17:00 -
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This is a thread for those who live on the wrong side of the law to discuss evil doings. Give us some examples of evil things you've done to someone, or evil things people have done to you.
Kill a guy at a camp, catch the pod, put a warp scram and 8 or 9 webs on it. Then sit there till he logs, if he complains in local or asks what's going on, tell him that he is now our pet, or that we're going to pimp him out to other carebears. Those long trade routes get lonely after all.
Fly into an enemy system at their peak time, tell them the ends of movies that just came out. Works well in Jita also. Did it with Matrix, 6th Sense, Transformers, etc.
List more!
Fear the Ibis of doom!
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fire 59
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.07.16 08:27:00 -
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Pod torturing is extremely fun 
GOONIES = OMNIPOTENCE INCARNATE |
Strife Phoenix
Acerbus Vindictum
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Posted - 2007.07.16 08:29:00 -
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This one time at bandcamp I called a dude in local noob :(
ACERBUS-VINDICTUM - Revelare Pecunia! |
Boonaki
Caldari
Knights of Chaos
Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.07.16 08:32:00 -
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 Originally by: fire 59
Pod torturing is extremely fun
Few months back I killed a rifter, caught the pod, sat there for about 40 minutes while the guy pleaded for help.
You never see any gazelle trying to help the slow gazelle after being caught by a lion.
Fear the Ibis of doom!
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Warrio
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.16 09:31:00 -
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Edited by: Warrio on 16/07/2007 09:30:52
Originally by: Boonaki
Fly into an enemy system at their peak time, tell them the ends of movies that just came out. Works well in Jita also. Did it with Matrix, 6th Sense, Transformers, etc.
Best idea I've seen on the forums in.... ever.
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DruzidelCastro
Vale Heavy Industries
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2007.07.16 11:20:00 -
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SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDOR!
VHI - We haul your cargo for free! |
ry ry
StateCorp
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Posted - 2007.07.16 11:22:00 -
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TITANIC SINKS!
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ry ry
StateCorp
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Posted - 2007.07.16 11:22:00 -
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MJ CAUGHT SPIDER AIDS OFF PETER PARKER!
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Malidia
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Posted - 2007.07.16 11:24:00 -
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lol
going into a ratters system, making them all cloak and then saying you got a faction spawn ftw ! 
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Lord Zoran
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.07.16 11:25:00 -
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Originally by: Malidia
lol
going into a ratters system, making them all cloak and then saying you got a faction spawn ftw !
oops posted with an alt 
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Boonaki
Caldari
Knights of Chaos
Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.07.16 11:27:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Zoran
Originally by: Malidia
lol
going into a ratters system, making them all cloak and then saying you got a faction spawn ftw !
oops posted with an alt
What's even better, really getting a faction spawn and then linking the 4 bil in loot to them.
But good one.
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K'reemy G'udness
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.16 13:11:00 -
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I take pens home from the office! 
Sincerely,
K'reemy
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Brian Blessed Saviour of the Universe
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Boonaki
Caldari
Knights of Chaos
Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.07.17 06:29:00 -
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Originally by: K'reemy G'udness
I take pens home from the office!
you suck
if you took pens from the office and slaughtered small minmatar children, then you might qualify.
Fear the Ibis of doom!
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hellsknights
Phoenix Navy
Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.07.17 06:41:00 -
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Boon is an evil bastard let me tell you  ....
What we need to do is catch a ship dont pop it and keep that as a pet.
That way can get the pet to chage its name to our liking.
Hells
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Father Painbringer
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Posted - 2007.07.17 06:46:00 -
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While making a few jumps I heard a guy ransom a pod over local chat for 20 million. Being bored i sent a messege to the person being ransomed asking where she was located. After finding that out i warped in and destroyed the pirates ship and ransomed his pod for 20 mil. He paied up, sadly he took his time so I podded him anyway (other than he said some unkind things to me just before he paid the ransom). The person he was ransoming said thank you for the rescue. My reply? I webbed em and podded em :) hey, meat locker needs bodies too!
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Boonaki
Caldari
Knights of Chaos
Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.07.17 09:12:00 -
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I've held pods and auctioned the pod kill in alliance chat. They warped in and killed him for like a mil.
For birthdays I've also blown up a ship in a belt and told the birthday boy to come to wherever I was to kill the pod. Squishes make great presents.
Fear the Ibis of doom!
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Investigador
Caldari
Hator inc
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Posted - 2007.07.17 10:21:00 -
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I fit stabs to deny honest gatecampers out of their hard earned killmails 
I'm not really sure, but I think that loling when you get called "stabbed pansie" on local also annoys gatecampers..... So I do it every time ^^
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Zkillz kun
Beets and Gravy Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.07.17 16:13:00 -
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i warped to a kestrel in a mission, scarmmed webbed. killed the rats in the first room then poped each wreck as he appraoched it. then i killed and podded him bookmarking his mission and await his expected return :D
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Beets, You're among friends.
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Zkillz kun
Beets and Gravy Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.07.17 16:16:00 -
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Originally by: Boonaki
I've held pods and auctioned the pod kill in alliance chat. They warped in and killed him for like a mil.
For birthdays I've also blown up a ship in a belt and told the birthday boy to come to wherever I was to kill the pod. Squishes make great presents.
i'm gonna have to try that 
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Beets, You're among friends.
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Rayim Tarith
NCN Corp
Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.07.17 17:28:00 -
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Held a mining op of barges ransom. After getting berated with words of malice and ill-will, I made them watch as I shot all of their jet cans. After a good chuckle and some of their squeals, I popped and podded them too.
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CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Southern Cross Incorporated
Angels Of Discord
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Posted - 2007.07.17 18:02:00 -
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Errrm, i havent done something ebil enough to be counted ebil compared to some of these.
Will update when i have.
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Boonaki
Caldari
Knights of Chaos
Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.07.18 07:19:00 -
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Originally by: CrimsonLobo
Errrm, i havent done something ebil enough to be counted ebil compared to some of these.
Will update when i have.
Better try harder.
Evil always wins because good is dumb.
Fear the Ibis of doom!
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Boonaki
Caldari
Knights of Chaos
Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.07.18 07:20:00 -
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Originally by: Zkillz kun
i warped to a kestrel in a mission, scarmmed webbed. killed the rats in the first room then poped each wreck as he appraoched it. then i killed and podded him bookmarking his mission and await his expected return :D
You sir, are to be respected.
Fear the Ibis of doom!
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Thurinus
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Posted - 2007.07.18 07:26:00 -
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Edited by: Thurinus on 18/07/2007 07:28:43
I put superglue on a dog's *****. Later on, I saw it having sex with a cat and it couldn't get its **** unstuck from the cat's vagina. So it was basically having constant sex with the cat for about 10 hours. Is that evil enough?
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Boonaki
Caldari
Knights of Chaos
Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.07.18 07:37:00 -
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Originally by: Thurinus
Edited by: Thurinus on 18/07/2007 07:28:43
I put superglue on a dog's *****. Later on, I saw it having sex with a cat and it couldn't get its **** unstuck from the cat's vagina. So it was basically having constant sex with the cat for about 10 hours. Is that evil enough?
No that just makes you a sick ****.
Hit quote to see what was blocked out.
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lofty29
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.07.18 08:25:00 -
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Originally by: DruzidelCastro
SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDOR!
I believe it is now "VOLDEMORT KILLED SNAPE!"
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Minmatar Alt
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.07.18 08:38:00 -
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Originally by: lofty29
Originally by: DruzidelCastro
SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDOR!
I believe it is now "VOLDEMORT KILLED SNAPE!"
AND I KILLED BAMBI'S MOM!
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Lord Zoran
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.07.18 10:59:00 -
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Originally by: Minmatar Alt
Originally by: lofty29
Originally by: DruzidelCastro
SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDOR!
I believe it is now "VOLDEMORT KILLED SNAPE!"
AND I KILLED BAMBI'S MOM!
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Zkillz kun
Beets and Gravy Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.07.18 16:32:00 -
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Originally by: Minmatar Alt
Originally by: lofty29
Originally by: DruzidelCastro
SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDOR!
I believe it is now "VOLDEMORT KILLED SNAPE!"
AND I KILLED BAMBI'S MOM!
OH SHI-
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Irish Whiskey
Caldari
The Malevolent
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Posted - 2007.07.18 16:43:00 -
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Promised Grandma's boy that if he warped to me Akrotor wouldnt pop him again
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