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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.16 19:29:00 -
[1]
Drones, I like them so,
They kill things shooting at me,
Crap, too much aggro!
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.07.16 19:37:00 -
[2]
Make your own haiku
Don't rely on others, man
You'll just end up sad
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Vitrael
Stormriders
Fimbulwinter
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Posted - 2007.07.16 19:39:00 -
[3]
do not warp to moons
I used to own a Vaga
do not warp to moons
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.16 19:40:00 -
[4]
So mean, these forums
Where do the nice people hang?
Oh wait, this is EVE
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Rilder
Caldari
THC LTD
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Posted - 2007.07.16 19:47:00 -
[5]
Edited by: Rilder on 16/07/2007 19:47:57
Edited by: Rilder on 16/07/2007 19:47:36
I got podded alot today
So I joined a big Alliance
Now I spam and blob
Visit my blog =)http://rilderslog.blogspot.com/ |
Victor Valka
Caldari
Archon Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.16 19:48:00 -
[6]
Forums are fun,
But sometimes people flame,
Moderator.
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.16 19:49:00 -
[7]
Machariel there,
But I'm very far away,
Holy crap it's fast 
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Leto Nyx
Neogen Industries
Sparta Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:04:00 -
[8]
Perhaps the OP
Would be kind enough to say
What a Haiku is?
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Dietes Marcellus
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:05:00 -
[9]
Die Die
EVERYBODY DIE
SOON I'll OWN THE UNIVERSE
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ThaMa Gebir
Gallente
Raddick Explorations
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:08:00 -
[10]
 Originally by: Dietes Marcellus
Die Die
EVERYBODY DIE
SOON I'll OWN THE UNIVERSE
Not before me.
I have plans you know.
Never before me.
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Confirmed heaviest member of RDEX........
Hah, no more hijacks here. |
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Roy Batty68
Caldari
Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:09:00 -
[11]
Every Sunday
Just like magic one appears
Another lag thread
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Dietes Marcellus
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:09:00 -
[12]
Originally by: ThaMa Gebir
Originally by: Dietes Marcellus
Die Die
EVERYBODY DIE
SOON I'll OWN THE UNIVERSE
Not before me.
I have plans you know.
Never before me.
Your probably right
i'll desync before anything else
so grab me a beer
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Misses Gap
The Lantern Mining Corporation
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:09:00 -
[13]
Edited by: Misses Gap on 16/07/2007 20:10:36
The Winter is here
None of us likes BlOBs much
All is desynced
Gap
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Leto Nyx
Neogen Industries
Sparta Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:11:00 -
[14]
The shuttle destroyed
My Domi victorious.
Time for the nerfbat!
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Yakumo Smith
Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:11:00 -
[15]
Attack target one,
but no my drone says "no chance!"
Drone master I ain't.
In optimal range,
laser strikes for 2 damage,
sucks being Amarr.
Poor little frigate
sitting alone on the gate,
Cyno up, cheese it!
Pilgrim sneaks up close
decloak at 25 kilometers??
damn corpse in the way.
dreadnaught flies in range
all weapons hit the target
Veldspar hit for 300.
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:12:00 -
[16]
laser damage sucks
I'm in charge of Malaysia
better believe it
Char creation guide | Module/Rig stacknerfing explained |
MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:13:00 -
[17]
first you use four
then the middle gets seven
four for the win
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I'm working my way through college
target CCP |
Winterblink
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:14:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Leto Nyx
Perhaps the OP
Would be kind enough to say
What a Haiku is?
Well you see... oh wait
Hah, I see what you did there
Leto wins the thread
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:14:00 -
[19]
It's actually five
seven middle was good choice
but the four not quite
Char creation guide | Module/Rig stacknerfing explained |
Dietes Marcellus
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:15:00 -
[20]
WE ALL
HAVE NOTHING
TO DO
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:17:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Akita T
It's actually five
seven middle was good choice
but the four not quite
I think I got owned
Akita corrected me
hides in a corner
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I'm working my way through college
target CCP |
Misses Gap
The Lantern Mining Corporation
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:18:00 -
[22]
F1, F2, F..
They will fall like autumn leaves
I am Concordokked
Gap
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:20:00 -
[23]
what ship is this mate ?
It's a Templar, Amarr craft
used by carriers
Char creation guide | Module/Rig stacknerfing explained |
Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:21:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Winterblink
Originally by: Leto Nyx
Perhaps the OP
Would be kind enough to say
What a Haiku is?
Well you see... oh wait
Hah, I see what you did there
Leto wins the thread
Five syllables here
Then you have seven right here
And yet five again
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Leto Nyx
Neogen Industries
Sparta Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:21:00 -
[25]
4 was a good guess
but wrong it seems. C'est la vie
as the Chinese say
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Misses Gap
The Lantern Mining Corporation
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:21:00 -
[26]
I outrun them fast
Those stupid campers are dumb
Oh no a bubble !
Gap
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Leto Nyx
Neogen Industries
Sparta Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:30:00 -
[27]
My cap is fading
He who runs is truly wise
Bugger. Forgot drones
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:31:00 -
[28]
Take that, veldspar fiend!
Uh oh, new ship on scanner.
Miners don't hurt it. :(
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Haradgrim
Caldari
The Wild Bunch
KA0S Theory
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:32:00 -
[29]
Hi-sec:
Jita hauling I go
Why is that Domi sitting
at the gate, drones out
Low-Sec:
My pod light flashes
red, shiny, a beacon
spam-click warp button
0.0:
Majestic fleets fly
Unfathomable fire power
Small gang kills, hah desynch
Meta-gaming:
On the forums now
Writing many useless post
I should be working
*bows*
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Haradgrim
[-WB-]
That.which.does.not.bend.breaks |
Vitrael
Stormriders
Fimbulwinter
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:33:00 -
[30]
Edited by: Vitrael on 16/07/2007 20:32:47
deskjob:
working all day long
reading eve online forums
making a living
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Leto Nyx
Neogen Industries
Sparta Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:36:00 -
[31]
5 posts in one thread
I have surely proved my worth
Can I join BoB now?
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:38:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Leto Nyx
5 posts in one thread
I have surely proved my worth
Can I join BoB now?
Ha ! Bob ? Not likely
Last I heard Goonswarm needs that
elite forum 'hoes 
Char creation guide | Module/Rig stacknerfing explained |
Alexander Pax
Pax Imperatum
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:39:00 -
[33]
CAoD - a poem.
The Conspiracy.
He is probably an alt.
Get a Tinfoil Hat.
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Qalten
Elite Storm Enterprises
Storm Armada
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:42:00 -
[34]
My Tech 2 Haiku
Places an excellent shot
Wrecking for your soul
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doyoulikemytightsweater
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:46:00 -
[35]
A tension hoa re
Most in here are exactly
Are you one too ?
(Secure your free Scimitar today)
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:48:00 -
[36]
I love the whiners
Full of pain and suffering
I bottle their tears
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2007.07.16 20:58:00 -
[37]
EVE gives me freedom
Can do anything I want
But what do I want?
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I wish I was a three foot female doll with a watering can and heterochromatic eyes. |
Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.16 21:00:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Crumplecorn
EVE gives me freedom
Can do anything I want
But what do I want?
Your Signatures - Heh
So cute, yet informative
Sums all that is good
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Ma Raia'l
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.07.16 21:04:00 -
[39]
Edited by: Ma Raia''l on 16/07/2007 21:04:01
Italics and bold
Even underline as well
How my RP weeps
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Cmdr Sy
Appetite 4 Destruction
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Posted - 2007.07.16 21:06:00 -
[40]
Sunrise in Jita
A session change in progress
Beauty made mundane
Logoffs
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SeismicForce
Clear Horizon Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.16 21:30:00 -
[41]
What is that I see?
That be an interceptor
Time to visit clone
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Elipsis
Gallente
The Mission Guys
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Posted - 2007.07.16 22:18:00 -
[42]
Edited by: Elipsis on 16/07/2007 22:19:17
The story of my corp mate:
Speed called to his soul.
He could never have enough.
The HAC left a scar.
-...
CEO and Founder of the Mission Guys |
RuriHoshino
Minmatar
The Mission Guys
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Posted - 2007.07.16 22:23:00 -
[43]
I orbit at 12
Thermodynamics, surprise!
Snakes in my engine
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Lab Technician071548
Perkone
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Posted - 2007.07.16 22:33:00 -
[44]
Industrialist Haiku:
I like to make stuff
I like to sell stuff lots more
Carebear f-t-w
PvP Haiku:
I like to kill peeps
I like to hear victims whine
Can I have your stuff?
Role Play Haiku, In teh Style of South Park Character
Slavery is bad
m'k? Minmatar need love
We didn't listen!
(rabble rabble)
Eve Wisdom, After Teh Fact
Moral of story?
Start in t1 frigate, noob.
Can't afford? Fly not.
I got pwnd by one.
So awesome, must fly one soon
Templar. Amarr drone.
Indy make money?
Buy many t1 B-P-O.
Cry over spilled milk.
Twenty-four hour downtime.
Great! Twenty-eight hour skill train.
Can we have skill queue?
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RuriHoshino
Minmatar
The Mission Guys
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Posted - 2007.07.16 22:38:00 -
[45]
The other three races:
A city of drones
Attack that target! No, wait
They are all confused
Shiny golden ships
I wish I could fire my guns
But the cap is dry
Torpedos are slow
There's a ship that is slower
Flying a Raven
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Jimer Lins
Gallente
Sanctuary
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Posted - 2007.07.16 22:50:00 -
[46]
Reading EVE Forums
I really should be working
My boss is calling
SEARCh- we find sites for you! |
Stakhanov
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.07.16 22:52:00 -
[47]
Sitting on the gate,
Smartbombing some dumb carebear,
Woops, that was an alt.
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LUH 3471
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Posted - 2007.07.16 22:52:00 -
[48]
pink elephants are raining from the sky in alabama
hot sun
dry ice
dark shikari is a god
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Aioa
Planetary Assault Systems
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Posted - 2007.07.16 23:08:00 -
[49]
Sorry for your loss
Ship will not be reimbursed
Our logs show nothing
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50freefly
Caldari
Purify
United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.16 23:10:00 -
[50]
hahahahaha!
hahahahahahaha!
hahahahaha!
Originally by: Eight Ace
For reasons that have been lost in the mists of time all caldari ships are designed by two people. One does the left hand side and the other does the right.
And they never meet.
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Ti anna
Caldari
Playboy Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.07.16 23:28:00 -
[51]
Drone drone go away
You should attack what I say
Not everything else.
Drone come home to roost
Ignoring the silly human
Doing as you will.
Awww, we have to start
Attacking this battleship
But I don't want to.
What dreams fill a drone
That can ignore your every wish
Ship burnt down to ash.
If you can not tell
The drones, they do fill my mind
With Wonder, awe, hate.
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LUH 3471
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Posted - 2007.07.16 23:31:00 -
[52]
it is hot
release me
ice cold beer come to me 
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LUH 3471
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Posted - 2007.07.16 23:32:00 -
[53]
light is bright
insects are flying by
go away
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LogixCraft
Gallente
Insidious Existence
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.07.16 23:35:00 -
[54]
Desync Fun,
In Soviet Russia,
Pod Kills You.
Posting at work,
I should be working,
I still get paid.
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I'm too lazy to make a real sig, so I leave it to the Mods (Dev's too)!
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Peitha
Fugue Fighters
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Posted - 2007.07.16 23:44:00 -
[55]
pew pew pew pew pew
pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
pew pew pew pew pew
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.07.16 23:50:00 -
[56]
I can't count to five.
My english skills are lacking.
Waste of ten seconds.
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2007.07.17 02:09:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Peitha
pew pew pew pew pew
pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
pew pew pew pew pew
win win win win win
win win win win win win win
win win win win win
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I'm working my way through college
target CCP |
Vincenzo Delloro
Amarr
Lux et Veritas
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Posted - 2007.07.17 02:34:00 -
[58]
o hai im in ur
forem readn ur haikuz
n lol'n @ u
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Chainsaw Plankton
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Posted - 2007.07.17 02:53:00 -
[59]
nerf nerf nerf nerf nerf
troll troll troll troll troll troll troll
nerf nerf nerf nerf nerf
zero zero rats
oh my what profit, hostile
warp to safe spot cloak
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Forum Warrior
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Posted - 2007.07.17 03:17:00 -
[60]
you called?
Glimpse of the future
Post-human entities loom
Ascension of trolls
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2007.07.17 03:19:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Forum Warrior
you called?
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.17 04:32:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Forum Warrior
you called?
Glimpse of the future
Post-human entities loom
Ascension of trolls
Surely, an alt here
But his name, it is awesome
I sell you my wife
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Luigi Thirty
Caldari
19th Star Logistics
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Posted - 2007.07.17 04:36:00 -
[63]
I had a post here.
Don't discuss moderation!
Is all that is left!
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Cyrus Al'Thor
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.07.17 04:56:00 -
[64]
You pillage the skies
Infinitus Odium
Bleak terror that flies.
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Vitrael
Stormriders
Fimbulwinter
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Posted - 2007.07.17 06:00:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Cyrus Al'Thor
You pillage the skies
Infinitus Odium
Bleak terror that flies.
Epic INFOD alt post.
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Hack Causality
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Posted - 2007.07.17 11:45:00 -
[66]
The gate activates
Oh no a bubble I see
My pilgrim fears not
( to those happy campers, you know who you are.) |
Maaku
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Posted - 2007.07.17 12:03:00 -
[67]
The star roils firey
A vision only granted
Because I fit stabs
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Dr Fighter
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Posted - 2007.07.17 12:19:00 -
[68]
I enjoy worthy battle,
In eve i search for worthy adversaries,
Often i get blobed.
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BluOrange
Gallente
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
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Posted - 2007.07.17 12:20:00 -
[69]
I'm good with the words
Long ones, particularly
I suck at haiku
Recruitment FAQ |
BluOrange
Gallente
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
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Posted - 2007.07.17 12:25:00 -
[70]
Lag petition paid
Faster than screen's refresh rate
Almost a good thing
Recruitment FAQ |
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BluOrange
Gallente
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
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Posted - 2007.07.17 12:32:00 -
[71]
Massive signature
Dwarfs my humble poetry
Turn the sucker off! |
Hon Kovell
Gallente
Neh'bu Kau Beh'Hude
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.07.17 14:09:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Akita T
what ship is this mate ?
It's a Templar, Amarr craft
used by carriers
Can they use Stargates
Or do they use a Jumpdrive?
This line is surplus |
Venec
Rave Technologies Inc.
Fallen Souls
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Posted - 2007.07.17 14:14:00 -
[73]
I know not
but shuttles don't
tank very well
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Angelice
Minmatar
British Space Corporation
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Posted - 2007.07.17 14:49:00 -
[74]
Minmatar is best!
They own everybody else
With their projectiles.
Amarr really grate
With their arrogance and hate
Of other races.
Gallente are fun
Although holier than thou
But we can forgive.
Caldari mess up
Instruments and targeting guns.
Eat your own missiles!
Angelice
British Space Corps
"To see the right and not to do it is cowardice." - Confucius
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.07.17 14:53:00 -
[75]
Oh, the Myrmidon
Like a Domimix' sister
Except the hot one
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Chainsaw Plankton
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Posted - 2007.07.18 04:43:00 -
[76]
haiku's are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator
stolen from my friends shirt
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2007.07.18 04:45:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Angelice
Minmatar is best!
They own everybody else
With projectiles.
fixed :)
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I'm working my way through college
target CCP |
BluOrange
Gallente
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:26:00 -
[78]
Originally by: MotherMoon
Originally by: Angelice
Minmatar is best!
They own everybody else
With projectiles.
fixed :)
No, you broke that one
'projectiles' has three sound-parts
last lines total five
Recruitment FAQ |
Pilgrippa
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.07.18 06:51:00 -
[79]
The server starting
Patiently I wait in vain?
Status Unknown
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Leto Nyx
Neogen Industries
Sparta Alliance
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Posted - 2007.07.18 09:34:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
haiku's are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator
stolen from my friends shirt
Punctuation tip:
Apostrophes aren't needed
To make a plural
"Haiku's" indicates
you're talking about something
owned by a Haiku
Perhaps I am wrong
but this is probably not
what you intended
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