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Ganja	Posted - 2004.01.27 05:51:00 - [1] Edited by: Ganja on 27/01/2004 17:43:06 Today, Monday the 27th of Janurary in 159 EST; Space Invaders were once involved in a roleplaying event. Characters: Ganja - A hypocritical bigget whom has a racial defunctionsy linked to his embriotic cancer. h4x0 - Ganja's Psychiatric Doctor. Kiana'tre - Ganja's Legal and Financial Advisor. Vendor - Victim toetagger - Vendor's Lawyer. ------------------------------------------------------------ Channelname: Yendor conversation Listener: Ganja Session started: 2004.01.27 05:09:03 ------------------------------------------------------------ [ 2004.01.27 05:09:27 ] Yendor > Hello? [ 2004.01.27 05:09:38 ] Yendor > I made a terrible mistake! [ 2004.01.27 05:09:45 ] Ganja > ? [ 2004.01.27 05:10:03 ] Yendor > I accidently bought one of your shuttles for 10m ISK when I meant to only spend 10k. [ 2004.01.27 05:10:12 ] Yendor > Could you send it back? [ 2004.01.27 05:10:22 ] Ganja > No sir, as you are Caldari. [ 2004.01.27 05:10:33 ] Ganja > I will not in anyway support you or your race! [ 2004.01.27 05:10:33 ] Yendor > yeah? [ 2004.01.27 05:10:41 ] Yendor > you are caldari [ 2004.01.27 05:10:42 ] Ganja > One moment please while I invite my psychiatric doctor and legal advisor. [ 2004.01.27 05:11:18 ] Kiana'tre > Hello I am Ganja's Legal Advisor [ 2004.01.27 05:11:30 ] Kiana'tre > How may i help you today ? [ 2004.01.27 05:11:32 ] h4x0 > I am his pyscho advisor [ 2004.01.27 05:12:20 ] Ganja > Thank you for joining us, mr. psychiatric doctor. [ 2004.01.27 05:12:36 ] Ganja > Please explain to Vendor how I have a racial dysfunctioncy. [ 2004.01.27 05:12:40 ] h4x0 > Yes...you are welcome [ 2004.01.27 05:13:05 ] Kiana'tre > I will have to file this new addition to your council with the judge who is toetagger ? [ 2004.01.27 05:13:22 ] h4x0 > Mr. Vendor.....my client ganja is officially insane. [ 2004.01.27 05:13:56 ] Yendor > Toe is my lawyer [ 2004.01.27 05:14:03 ] h4x0 > He is a racist....I am sorry to say, but a strange case of racism, because he hates his own race [ 2004.01.27 05:14:20 ] Kiana'tre > We do not want to plea insanity yet we hope that a settlement can be reached before the degradation of my client's outwardly appearance [ 2004.01.27 05:14:42 ] Ganja > /emote twitches erraticly. [ 2004.01.27 05:14:49 ] toetagger > And what kind of settelment would you propose? [ 2004.01.27 05:15:40 ] h4x0 > This here is an exaggeration of miscommunication, between my clients segregation, toward your client and his nation. [ 2004.01.27 05:15:53 ] Kiana'tre > however through this levarage we clearly have on the situation (h4x0's expert anaylsis) it is probable that we would outrightly win any law suit [ 2004.01.27 05:16:33 ] toetagger > Ganja is Caldari, as is Yendor. When was the last time a Caldari has stolen from his own kind? [ 2004.01.27 05:16:53 ] h4x0 > today [ 2004.01.27 05:17:01 ] Ganja > Damn Caldaris! I'll lynch every one of you! [ 2004.01.27 05:17:27 ] toetagger > Ganja, it is good to see that you can keep yourself so well amused! [ 2004.01.27 05:18:06 ] h4x0 > We understand how you must feel, but believe us...we are having a hard enough time trying to keep him from beating his own ass here. [ 2004.01.27 05:18:16 ] Ganja > Amused? I do not find it funny that you sick bottom-breeding Caldarians are allowed to run a mock in my universe! [ 2004.01.27 05:18:19 ] Kiana'tre > therefore we propose that to avoid and Exxageration of the situation that Mr. Vendor compensate My client to the tune of another 10 million isk to cover his legal fees and various spendings and tabs he has accured in the Nonni Bars whilest waiting for this court date [ 2004.01.27 05:18:25 ] Kiana'tre > That is our offer [ 2004.01.27 05:19:00 ] toetagger > I am curiouse enough to ask, why a expectedly rich corporation like yours finds it necessary to use tricks of the kind the dirtiest of newbees have to use to get out of the mud. [ 2004.01.27 05:19:19 ] h4x0 > tricks....dirty? [ 2004.01.27 05:20:03 ] Kiana'tre > Well our retort is this [ 2004.01.27 05:20:07 ] Ganja > The only thing dirty here is you Caldarians.. [ 2004.01.27 05:20:11 ] h4x0 > I think my friend....you should schedule an appointment with me. 5 million isk per hour is my fee. Message me when you decide to take me up on my offer. [ 2004.01.27 05:20:55 ] toetagger > I can see you are well trained in your profession, but I allready got a counselor of my choice, sorry [ 2004.01.27 05:20:57 ] Kiana'tre > We also feel that the 10mil charge is for training classes held for Mr Vendor..... He now has new knowledge that he previously did not have [ 2004.01.27 05:21:44 ] Ganja > I must say, this prooves my feelings right. The un-educated Caldarian buys my shuttles at an extremely overbearing price, then is weak enough to come crawling back to me and ask for pity? I spit on your race!
Ganja	Posted - 2004.01.27 05:52:00 - [2] Edited by: Ganja on 27/01/2004 05:55:32 Edited by: Ganja on 27/01/2004 05:54:34 [ 2004.01.27 05:22:12 ] h4x0 > Yes, he has no learned the skill of looking at the price. Everyone, especially Mr. Vendor should already have that skill trained to level 5. I mean these acusations are rediculous. [ 2004.01.27 05:22:13 ] Ganja > /emote pitouy. [ 2004.01.27 05:22:33 ] h4x0 > now* excuse me [ 2004.01.27 05:22:34 ] Kiana'tre > Therefore we have trained this newb (as you stated) in the art of price checking therefore we expect some compensation for times/efforts spent on these activities [ 2004.01.27 05:23:55 ] toetagger > You will all receive your compensation soon enough, each of you in his or her rightful way. But for tonight, there is still a debt that is outstanding to us, that is still expected to be settled. [ 2004.01.27 05:24:13 ] h4x0 > Also...another 10 million isk charge will be added to your bill for loss of time for Mr. Ganja. He needs his drugs people, cant you see this. [ 2004.01.27 05:24:45 ] toetagger > Let me guess, next we should supply another 10MIl for his drugs... this is getting boring... [ 2004.01.27 05:25:03 ] Ganja > Are you affiliated with any Caldarian Neo-** orginizations? [ 2004.01.27 05:25:13 ] Kiana'tre > We see it as the same Until you compensate us 10 million isk we will have to twart all your goals and activities by sicking our Red-Assed Monkey on you j3tt he will act as the legal enforcer in this situation [ 2004.01.27 05:25:16 ] toetagger > no, but I am German... [ 2004.01.27 05:25:28 ] h4x0 > Germans you say...? [ 2004.01.27 05:25:37 ] toetagger > no, just me that is [ 2004.01.27 05:25:46 ] toetagger > Koennen Sie wohl auch Deutsch? [ 2004.01.27 05:25:50 ] h4x0 > ahhhhhh German.. [ 2004.01.27 05:25:53 ] Kiana'tre > DU HAST [ 2004.01.27 05:26:00 ] h4x0 > you know that rimes with vermon. [ 2004.01.27 05:26:20 ] toetagger > well, I think its a good thing that I don't know what that means [ 2004.01.27 05:26:57 ] Kiana'tre > So what do you plan to do to settle what you view as the debt [ 2004.01.27 05:27:46 ] toetagger > You give Yendor back half his money, and we won't spread the word of this trick [ 2004.01.27 05:28:12 ] Kiana'tre > Its A Deal Its a Steal .......... WTFPWNED [ 2004.01.27 05:28:12 ] h4x0 > Ich spreche deutsch, ich m÷chte Ihnen erklõren, wie nicht traurig wir sind. W³rden Sie Zahlung in den freien Gewehrkugeln oder m÷glicherweise ein Lachen oder zwei annehmen? [ 2004.01.27 05:29:58 ] toetagger > Uns geht es nicht darum, wie traurig Sie sind. Wir sind nur daran interesiert das beste fuer beide Seiten zu erlangen. Wir bekommen ein teil unseres Geldes wider, und ihr koennt diesen Trick noch oeffter an anderen anwenden, dadurch dass wir es nicht veroeffentlichen. [ 2004.01.27 05:30:48 ] Kiana'tre > you suck at german [ 2004.01.27 05:31:17 ] toetagger > I'm eager to learn. Show me what I did wrong [ 2004.01.27 05:31:39 ] toetagger > did I misspesll "interesiert"? [ 2004.01.27 05:31:43 ] Kiana'tre > Type it where when we run it thru altavista it makes a bit of sense [ 2004.01.27 05:31:46 ] toetagger > two ss maybe? [ 2004.01.27 05:31:49 ] h4x0 > Ver÷ffentlichen Sie es... schreiben ein Buch... Ich gebe nicht ein Bumsen! [ 2004.01.27 05:32:36 ] toetagger > Well, I'm originally from Germany, but let's leave that topic for now [ 2004.01.27 05:33:00 ] Ganja > I must go back to my mansion, where Gallentean women run around in two-piece clothes.. as I need to take some Nerve Sticks... [ 2004.01.27 05:33:01 ] h4x0 > Schreiben Sie es seitlich, Oberseite unten.... oder rechtes hohes Ihr Esel. Dank f³r die 10 Million und ein gutes Lachen. [ 2004.01.27 05:33:22 ] toetagger > I see you have this scam going on at many other places. We can spread the word of this trick, and it will work less for you in the future, or you give Yendor half his money back. [ 2004.01.27 05:33:38 ] h4x0 > I am not originally from Germany, but I can still speak the language. [ 2004.01.27 05:33:41 ] Ganja > Thank you for your time, even though I despise your kind. I hope your compensation comes through quickly and swiftly, and may I wish myself well. [ 2004.01.27 05:33:48 ] Kiana'tre > you *** why only want half back ? [ 2004.01.27 05:33:59 ] Kiana'tre > you threat is only half-ass ? [ 2004.01.27 05:34:06 ] Kiana'tre > your* [ 2004.01.27 05:34:06 ] toetagger > I give you at least some credity, you know? [ 2004.01.27 05:34:21 ] Kiana'tre > credity [ 2004.01.27 05:34:21 ] toetagger > and it is not a threat, it is an offer [ 2004.01.27 05:34:30 ] Ganja > I like the thought of having Caldarians know of my evil ways.. [ 2004.01.27 05:34:35 ] Kiana'tre > what about our counter offer ? [ 2004.01.27 05:34:37 ] toetagger > sorry, my bad, hit two keys at once [ 2004.01.27 05:34:43 ] h4x0 > _brigens. Kiana'tre kann nicht Deutsches sprechen, und folglich i¯t er einen grossen fetten ****. HAHA. Gerade kidding aber ernsthaft werden Sie
Ganja	Posted - 2004.01.27 05:54:00 - [3] [ 2004.01.27 05:35:08 ] Kiana'tre > you give us 10 mil to avoid the embarrsement of us telling everyone you bought a 10 mil shuttle [ 2004.01.27 05:35:17 ] toetagger > Na, ich habe nicht viel mehr erwartet, war aber trotzdem witzig! [ 2004.01.27 05:35:39 ] Ganja > Good day. ------- laff..
zeroh	Posted - 2004.01.27 06:40:00 - [4] Rofl nice http://www.botoxbandits.net/evekill/index.php
saur0n	Posted - 2004.01.27 06:57:00 - [5] just hilarious - you made my day. thanks
p0ma	Posted - 2004.01.27 07:18:00 - [6] Vendor's name kept switching to Yendor.... does he have psychological issues as well? :D ---------------------------------------- "Cry Exploit and let slip the Dogs of War"
Zarquon Beeblebrox	Posted - 2004.01.27 07:45:00 - [7] ahh a viceroy copycat, how convinient. -- Lady Beeblebrox Teddybears movies
Miss Take	Posted - 2004.01.27 09:41:00 - [8] Quality
Rayvenous	Posted - 2004.01.27 09:45:00 - [9] OMG, I couldn¦t stop laughing ... and I am at work
Preacha	Posted - 2004.01.27 11:22:00 - [10] Edited by: Preacha on 27/01/2004 11:23:27 OMFG,, that is the funniest thing i have seen in this game as of yet. I couldnt stop laughing. falls on the floor holding his stomach
hellwarrior	Posted - 2004.01.27 13:57:00 - [11] Edited by: hellwarrior on 27/01/2004 13:57:38 Wow, can things get any better? School Canceled - Snow This is hilarious >:D That is truly one of the bestest roleplaying chats I have ever seen. Quote: [ 2004.01.27 05:14:03 ] h4x0 > He is a racist....I am sorry to say, but a strange case of racism, because he hates his own race [ 2004.01.27 05:14:20 ] Kiana'tre > We do not want to plea insanity yet we hope that a settlement can be reached before the degradation of my client's outwardly appearance [ 2004.01.27 05:14:42 ] Ganja > /emote twitches erraticly.
Bellona	Posted - 2004.01.27 15:18:00 - [12] OUCH....$10mil for a shuttle hahahahahahahahahaha Priceless....can't stop laughing
Skillz	Posted - 2004.01.27 15:23:00 - [13] It's very common thing to do. Why sell shuttles cheaply? Keep on flaming, lamers.
Trooble	Posted - 2004.01.27 16:09:00 - [14] Oh look we have some Viceroy wannabe's, think of something original.
Deadflip2	Posted - 2004.01.27 16:29:00 - [15] not as good as the original but rofl --- "this song reminds me of the girl i met on a schooltrip, she was really nice, and she really liked me. I forgot to ask her her phone number" - Nelix trist OMG im a pretzel!!!
Ganja	Posted - 2004.01.27 17:38:00 - [16] The only comment I can see related to Vice would be mine in regards to the Caldarian Neo-**** Orginizations, which I stuck in there for Vice and the boys to dwell back at and laugh.. Wannabes? rofl ;d If I wanted to be like Vice, I'd throw on a turbon and talk turkish..
Tenacha Khan	Posted - 2004.01.27 18:04:00 - [17] I aint laughed as much since well, viceroys and xpohocs one. Like the anti-caldari angle
0verkill	Posted - 2004.01.27 18:51:00 - [18] That was great. LMAO 0verkill Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean we aren't out to get you.
Darrin Tobruk	Posted - 2004.01.27 19:03:00 - [19] It was funnier the first time. _______________________________________________ Eris Discordia: On the scale of funny and constructive it scores low, real low.
Viceroy	Posted - 2004.01.27 19:21:00 - [20] lol, that was hilarious! Especially the "strange form of racism". Comedy gold! -
scouting	Posted - 2004.01.27 21:27:00 - [21] must have been up all night typing that ganja... the things you do to impress hums fantasy island theme tune --------------------------------------- Last nights patch, was, without doubt, the worst ever. Rest assured that I was on the forum within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.
Tenacha Khan	Posted - 2004.01.28 01:25:00 - [22] Edited by: Tenacha Khan on 28/01/2004 01:27:22 Quote: must have been up all night typing that ganja... the things you do to impress hums fantasy island theme tune You can paste chat logs in, here is how you do it. D:\programfiles\ccp\eve\capture\chatlogs Find the log in question Highlight all the text you wish to enter for forum scrutiny Press ctrl+c (this copies the information) Go to www.eve-online.com (through internet browser Go to forums (link found on the left handside of the home page) Choose your forum (suggest this one for biggest laugh) Click on the "new topic" link Then once you see the messgae box, insrt a title Make a short introduction (just chatlogs are hard to understand) Then press ctrl+V (this pastes the information) Then click the add topic button Scouting, if he followed these simple instructions, he would not have spent all night typing
Ganja	Posted - 2004.01.28 18:40:00 - [23] Quote: Scouting, if he followed these simple instructions, he would not have spent all night typing You have to forgive Scouting, it has the idea that the world revolves around it..
Yuen	Posted - 2004.01.28 19:39:00 - [24] ROFL... .really funny Ganja :D Jokers Jokers : Outnumbered !

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