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MacQueen
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.20 08:42:00 -
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Good sirs/ladyscarlets, I challenge you to a duel!
No I am not joking. I have less than 40 million and my only battleship is locked inside of your NOL-M9 (THE ALAMO) station. Here is what I propose;
- You give me docking rights
- I get the Dominix
- I then duel a Bob member of your choice. (Ladyscarlet, SirMolle, Shrike, DigitalCommunist or any other of those famous bob personalities will awesome, but anyone will do)
- If I win I get to keep my dominix
- If I lose, your K:D ratio grows and you kill my last battleship. (you can even pod me!)
I would like to duel another dominix, but I soppose anything that isn't a capital will be fine. I just think another dominix would be more fair. You can fit all the implants, faction, t2 gear you want. I do not know what this dominix has because i bought it from somone who had it in that station, I will not be refitting it. Please no EWAR (Sensor damps, ECM, target painting, etc.) as well as no cloaking devices, or fighters.
You can invite BoB members to watch the duel and protect you if you don't trust me to not DISHONOR the duel. However, I ask none of these bob members remote rep you or interfere with the fight in any way by bumping me.
Do you accept?
If so convo me in game.
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Tetsujin
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.20 08:44:00 -
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there's this thing called eve-mail.
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Omard
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.07.20 08:46:00 -
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 Originally by: Tetsujin
there's this thing called eve-mail.
EVE Mails can never be epic, this thread however might become so.
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I pay $15 bucks a month to shoot a fake beam at a fake rock to make fake rocks into fake minerals to make fake ships in a fake galaxy, AND I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT! |
Aaron Mirrorsaver
The Coalition Of Buccaneers
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Posted - 2007.07.20 08:46:00 -
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bob check the forums first, then eve-mail.
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greater love hath no man than this; that a man lay down is life for his friends.
Molle- The Battle |
Cippalippus Primus
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.20 08:47:00 -
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Hint: his domi is fitted with autocannons and target painters.
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Tetsujin
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.20 08:51:00 -
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Originally by: Omard
Originally by: Tetsujin
there's this thing called eve-mail.
EVE Mails can never be epic, this thread however might become so.
doubt it
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Tuahn
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.20 08:53:00 -
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As the BoB spy that sold him this Dominix, I think BoB are cowards if they don't accept.
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MacQueen
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.20 08:55:00 -
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Please don't troll my thread "Tetsujin"
Bob directors are difficult to find because bob is a secret tight knit community and no one knows the directors are. I'm just looking for a nice fair fight, and I think there's a lot of fun to be had.
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Aira Phlux
Convergent
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.07.20 09:02:00 -
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Heh, this is amusing on so many levels 
Good luck with your ... challenge.
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Baline Aegis
Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2007.07.20 09:06:00 -
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Can i come in shuttle to see the fight ? (i bring sausages and beer, BoB provides the BBQ, as they're at home).
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Schlieren Altiprlayle
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.20 09:07:00 -
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to the goonswarm BS pilots who screwed up the GS / MC 1 v 1 at the sun today in d2e: 1 v 1s are idiotic, but you're gigantic douchebags
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MacQueen
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.20 09:09:00 -
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Edited by: MacQueen on 20/07/2007 09:10:09
Originally by: Baline Aegis
Can i come in shuttle to see the fight ? (i bring sausages and beer, BoB provides the BBQ, as they're at home).
Yes if you wanna come in a shuttle and watch that'd be cool. Just don't interfere in any way please. Anyone interfering has my permission to bob to be blown to bits. I wouldn't bring anything expensive because i can not guarantee bob won't shoot you. I'll fraps and post it in the thread if this happens. If somone from bob who is observing could fraps too I'd be greatful as I do not want to lag my PC in this very important battle so if someone else could do that would be cool.
Edit; I have no intention to taint or dishonor this duel. If any goon tries, you guys can have a 20 man bob fleet there or something to just blow him to bits. I am all against any interferance, and I'm just looking for a fair chance to get my dominix out as well as a fair fight. I'm also hoping to prove not all goons are scumbags who will dishonor a 1v1 duel
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Liu Kaskakka
PAK
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Posted - 2007.07.20 09:16:00 -
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You don't have faith that GS will capture the station and you get your ship?
King Liu is RIGHT!!
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MacQueen
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.20 09:18:00 -
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Edited by: MacQueen on 20/07/2007 09:18:25
I don't know how am I supposed to tell the future jeez maybe, maybe not V V
This is a duel to the death by the way, just so you know how serious this will be.
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Liu Kaskakka
PAK
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Posted - 2007.07.20 09:23:00 -
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Originally by: MacQueen
This is a duel to the death by the way, just so you know how serious this will be.
Death?!? Everyone in eve duels till armor is at 20% and then say gg. You're new aren't you?
King Liu is RIGHT!!
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Cippalippus Primus
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.20 09:27:00 -
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Originally by: Liu Kaskakka
Originally by: MacQueen
This is a duel to the death by the way, just so you know how serious this will be.
Death?!? Everyone in eve duels till armor is at 20% and then say gg. You're new aren't you?
I once left a glass of yoghurt out of the fridge then left for a vacation. When I came back, it wasn't as dense as you are.
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NAFnist
Dark Knights of Deneb
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.07.20 09:29:00 -
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Originally by: MacQueen
Please don't troll my thread "Tetsujin"
Bob directors are difficult to find because bob is a secret tight knit community and no one knows the directors are. I'm just looking for a nice fair fight, and I think there's a lot of fun to be had.
for 50m I'll tell you the names of 3 BOB directors
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Irob Urore
Amarr
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2007.07.20 09:31:00 -
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GoonSpam
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Cippalippus Primus
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.20 09:32:00 -
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Originally by: NAFnist
Originally by: MacQueen
Please don't troll my thread "Tetsujin"
Bob directors are difficult to find because bob is a secret tight knit community and no one knows the directors are. I'm just looking for a nice fair fight, and I think there's a lot of fun to be had.
for 50m I'll tell you the names of 3 BOB directors
Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sneezy, Bashful, Sleepy, and Chowdown.
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doctorstupid2
Dirty Deeds Corp.
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2007.07.20 09:33:00 -
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Sounds fun, can I fight the winner? 
Steel Rat > if they only knew we make this **** up as we go |
mr passie
Minmatar
Mercurialis Inc.
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.07.20 09:38:00 -
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An "escalating path" complex waiting to happen....
when is it? I'll come in my cov ops to sell booze and long limb thingies to spectators
I'm a reversed paranoid schizophrenic.
I have voices in my head I just think I don't hear them! |
Rochel Hakiri
principle of motion
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.07.20 10:33:00 -
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Originally by: Cippalippus Primus
Originally by: NAFnist
Originally by: MacQueen
Please don't troll my thread "Tetsujin"
Bob directors are difficult to find because bob is a secret tight knit community and no one knows the directors are. I'm just looking for a nice fair fight, and I think there's a lot of fun to be had.
for 50m I'll tell you the names of 3 BOB directors
Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sneezy, Bashful, Sleepy, and Chowdown.
OMG ROFLol
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Kain De'Stroi
Epic.
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Posted - 2007.07.20 10:45:00 -
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thihi, 
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Asylum Seaker
Celtic Anarchy
Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.07.20 10:54:00 -
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D-dd-d-dd-duel!!
The universe is hostile, so impersonal, devour to survive, so it is, so it's always been.
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WhiteSnake
Generals Of Destruction Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.07.20 10:58:00 -
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pfffff
escalate your offer
if you win , you get out with your battleship keep the loot (bob always drop good loot), maybe you will have some bobs to escort you
but... if you loose
you loose not only your battleship, but your character too, you will transfer him to that bob pilot that won.
this is a true challenge if you want to attract bob's attention, and if you believe that you are so damn good pilot and you can post such a challenge in forums.
but my personal opinion is:
this kind of challenge for you is a win-win situation, either you get away with you battleship, or you get the insurance which is gonna cover your clone and have some extra isk (pathetic).
next time ask from your corpmembers donations, rather posting silly stuff in CAOD
move along now
goons, what did u expect? (j/k)
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Kain De'Stroi
Epic.
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Posted - 2007.07.20 11:00:00 -
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oh by the way, if you want a rematch i think i still got a jumpclone and some ships down there
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Joseph Bastille
Dragons Of Redemption
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.07.20 11:38:00 -
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Next time, you might want to logoff in a safespot instead of docking.
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Gungankllr
Caldari
STK Scientific
M. PIRE
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Posted - 2007.07.20 11:41:00 -
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Forgive the silly rhetorical question, but are you able to set "Allow" to persons and not corps? I doubt they want goon corps to dock at NOL.
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Marko Zhang
Chargin Mah Lazors
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Posted - 2007.07.20 15:11:00 -
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Originally by: Gungankllr
I doubt they want goon corps to dock at NOL.
Goons do the jobs that Bobbits don't want to do!
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Zagum Darkfin
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.07.20 15:19:00 -
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Originally by: Schlieren Altiprlayle
to the goonswarm BS pilots who screwed up the GS / MC 1 v 1 at the sun today in d2e: 1 v 1s are idiotic, but you're gigantic douchebags
That deserves a big WTF? Nice alliance love there fella. LOL.
BTW, I thought the *****train was going to be in NOL by now. I would just keep your ship there, Goonies should be taking the station soon. 
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