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Zen Sarum
Hour of Reckoning
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Posted - 2012.01.11 20:38:00 -
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DarkAegix wrote:1. Resize your local, so all pilots are visible
2. Rebalance your monitor's colours, so red becomes much more prevalent
3. Place a tub of water about one hand-length deep at your feet
4. Buy a kitten
Once you fall asleep, the kitten will begin to roam around the room, looking for things to play with/destroy.
If a war target jumps into system, the kitten will eventually see a large red dot on your notebook's screen. This dot will bounce up and down as people enter and leave the system.
The kitten will then attack the red dot on your display, knocking the notebook into the tub of water. The electronics will short-circuit, your notebook will break, and you will be logged off.
LOL
Or train the kitten to fly your ships, it will probably be more effective in wardecs. |
Avensys
United Highsec Front
The 99 Percent
84
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Posted - 2012.01.11 20:41:00 -
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I like the screensaver idea.
IIRC screensavers are just renamed .exe files (rename to .scr), so you could write a simple wrapper around shutdown.exe and use that as screensaver. |
Aurelius Valentius
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.01.11 21:03:00 -
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I suggest you get some "Red-Eye" - see linky for explaination and use...
Linky: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU8FJoEBmis
Imagine what you could do with that Hulk under that - it's an uber-booster... Wham, Klobber, BANG!.... *KM: Hulk bearfists small Gank Fleet to death with bear hands while dodging multiple weapons barrage*
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Large Anvil (ACME kind), rope and pully, a lever with catch and a trip set for triggering it.
1. you setup that the moment you passout, you will fall forward, face first on the laptop.
2. this then triggers the lever to un-catch the rope.
3. the rope is attached to the Anvil above and on a pully rig, it will release and fall
4. it will hit you in the head and on the lappy - which will either wake you up, or kill you and or smash the lappy - if it kills you your problems are solved, if it wakes you, then you can react, and if it smashes the lappy again problem solved... Whallah!
...why people can't come up with simple solutions these days own there own... *shudders* 
...and Pinning/Toggle must be restored (paraphrase of Cicero). |
Jaffari Sin
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Posted - 2012.01.11 21:19:00 -
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DarkAegix wrote:1. Resize your local, so all pilots are visible
2. Rebalance your monitor's colours, so red becomes much more prevalent
3. Place a tub of water about one hand-length deep at your feet
4. Buy a kitten
Once you fall asleep, the kitten will begin to roam around the room, looking for things to play with/destroy.
If a war target jumps into system, the kitten will eventually see a large red dot on your notebook's screen. This dot will bounce up and down as people enter and leave the system.
The kitten will then attack the red dot on your display, knocking the notebook into the tub of water. The electronics will short-circuit, your notebook will break, and you will be logged off.
I just pissed myself laughing.
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Albetta
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2012.01.11 21:30:00 -
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I have an idea, but it employs the use of a complicated rude-goldberg machine. |
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