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River Seagram
The Blackstone Group
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.08.07 21:33:00 -
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Nabisco Liberation Squad has declared war on Parliament Miners.
After 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
So, here's the story.
It all first starts with a high sec griefer corp known as 'Infinity Aeronautics'. Aparently I had been ming in "their system", so, night after night, the continued to take the little ore they cold from my cans (as apposed to the massive ammount they were unnable to acquire because I'm no moron when it comes to jetcan thieves) so they could pop my ship.
Then came the bumping me off of my mining spots in battlecruiser class ships. 20-30km a bump, that's fairly disruptive, and ofc CCP didn't give a flying hoot. I then made BMs in every belt so anytime one of them showed up to bump me, I simply warped to the next belt and continued mining. Of course, this made me a total nub because I was evading disruption...?
After I asked them in local as to what the issues was, all of a sudden, I was this uber nub who has threatened this person or that person and was mining in their system, and should bring my barge to low sec cause I was such a nub ***** who wouldn't PvP. Riiiight.
So now, because I wouldn't let them blow me up, I wouldn't let them bump me, I continue to mine in "their system" and I won't bring my mining barge to low sec, they get their bed buddies Nabisco Liberation Squad to declare war on my one man mining corp.
This is the most pathetic outcry for attention I have ever seen. Whether this is all because they have small *****', live in their mother's basement, can't get a date, can't get layed, can't lay off the ho-ho's, I don't know. But obviously, they have more time from their lack of dates (as jerking off only takes a few minutes) to focus their attention on my wee little alt miner because they cannot handle 0.0.
So here's to the*****less high sec griefers who seem to only find enjoyment through make themselves feel bigger and badder to compensate for... well... you know.
[An Excerpt from Local]
Thalen Draganos > now if you'll excuse me, i have some grown up things to attend to....lemme know when you've grown up a bit in game....you know...when you actually get some balls
Thalen Draganos > lol.....smoked
XinChen > man did he pwn you...lol
This statement was made after his corpmates and himself bumped me off roids and braught hulks to my mining spots to mine out from beneath me. And I'm childish... I sure love Eve-Maturity.
And boy, did I get pwnt. Everyone stand in aw of the pure pwnage here from the high sec griefers.
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Cannibis Collector
Parliament Miners
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Posted - 2007.08.07 21:34:00 -
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This was from me. Why it posted under River, i do not know, but it was supposed to be from this toon. ******* forums need a ******* tweak.
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Prophet Malcalypse3
Amarr
Her Golden Apple Corps
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Posted - 2007.08.07 21:35:00 -
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in before the lock
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Elve Sorrow
Amarr
Shinra
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Posted - 2007.08.07 21:41:00 -
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So, empire nubs declared war on your 1-man mining alt corp which you use to evade the wars of the alliance your main is in. And you post this with the alliance main.
gg
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xRazoRx
The xDEATHx Squadron
Legion of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2007.08.07 21:42:00 -
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Edited by: xRazoRx on 07/08/2007 21:44:25
Errr, who the hell are Nabisco Liberation Squad and Parliament Miners?
Edit: nice, what else can i say.
King Leonidas > well this is good
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James Grand
Phoenix Navy
Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.08.07 21:43:00 -
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So...you came whining to the forums why?
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Lance Hawke
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2007.08.07 21:48:00 -
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Guys they can't handle 0.0
OK?
THEY CAN'T HANDLE IT.
You have to be a big strong man to go there.
**I move away from the mic to breathe in |
Elve Sorrow
Amarr
Shinra
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Posted - 2007.08.07 22:04:00 -
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Also, i'd just like to add. I enjoyed how you managed to incorporate the whole "14yr-old-cs-playing-basement-inhabiting-fapping-to-****-REALLYNASTYPVPER" argument in there. Definatly added to my sympathy.
EVE-O Forums Rules summary:
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Coconut Joe
VIRTUAL LIFE VANGUARD
Te-Ka
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Posted - 2007.08.07 22:05:00 -
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you're a one man corp, you can just leave your corp and go back to a starter corp to nulify their war dec without much disruption to you at all. That'll annoy them even more, and thats all you can hope for to get back at them with. Chin up, eh?
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Cannibis Collector
Parliament Miners
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Posted - 2007.08.07 22:17:00 -
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Actually, River isn't my main, he's the alt-scout for my main who's in the same corp/alliance as my main so I dont get shot from my buddies.
And this isn't a whine thread. This is an inform thread. That, and I just wanted the other eve-o forum *****s (like myself) to see what nubs these guys really are.
And the one man mining corp wasn't to avoid dec's to BRUCE, it was because... well... because I felt like making a one man corp, which, ofc screams for war decs.
In regards to leaving my corp, I think I'll keep it open and give them some easy shuttle kills so they get even bigger heads and continue to war dec my one man corp, waisting there own time and ISK (even though it's a 5m ISK war) getting nothing done.
I think it's hilarious, and I could honestly care less. I just wanted to share the humour with all of eve. 
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Piwat King
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Posted - 2007.08.07 22:36:00 -
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Edited by: Piwat King on 07/08/2007 22:39:03
Don't do anything like the sort of giving them shuttle kills.
will only encourage them
instead, disband 1 man corp, remake. let them war dec again. rinse repeat. they will do it a few times then get tired of wasting the isk.
Actually better yet, wait until about 1 hr before the war can start, then disband. they will all be waiting for it and then gone, then they have to wait 24 hrs more and then gone. over and over. be kind of comical really.
then petition them for harrassment, watch them get banned. and as they leave say "can I have your stuff?"
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River Seagram
The Blackstone Group
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.08.08 10:52:00 -
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If you read closely to what it is that I said, my "giving" them shuttle kills is SUPPOSED to encourage them. For me to constantly disband and create new corporations is just wasting more ISK than it costs for them to war dec me.
But don't you worry, even a one man corp consisting of a pilot with nothing but industry skills has tricks up his sleeve.
This should be interesting to say the least.
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Cannibis Collector
Parliament Miners
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Posted - 2007.08.08 10:52:00 -
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They really shouldn't set the first created toon on an account as the default to post with. This is quite annoying.
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Malvahne
Dark Knights of Deneb
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.08.08 10:58:00 -
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 Originally by: Cannibis Collector
They really shouldn't set the first created toon on an account as the default to post with. This is quite annoying.
You can do that your self mate. Go to forums settings and select the char you want to use as defuelt posting char.
typo's
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Cannibis Collector
Parliament Miners
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Posted - 2007.08.08 11:05:00 -
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Ah, heh. Good work good work.
Thx m8
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TeufelsBeitrag
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.08 11:08:00 -
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Edited by: TeufelsBeitrag on 08/08/2007 11:08:43
Originally by: River Seagram
This is the most pathetic outcry for attention I have ever seen. Whether this is all because they have small *****', live in their mother's basement, can't get a date, can't get layed, can't lay off the ho-ho's, I don't know. But obviously, they have more time from their lack of dates (as jerking off only takes a few minutes) to focus their attention on my wee little alt miner because they cannot handle 0.0.
You lost me here. Your nerd rage tantrums make you look like a fool and you probably smacked in lokal like a madman, so they kept bumping you for fun.
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Dr Stone
Caldari
R.O.N.E
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Posted - 2007.08.08 11:30:00 -
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1) Create an alt with lots of corp management skills from start
2) Invite him to your oneman corp. Make him corp leader. Park him in a station and then ignore him.
3) Get your mining alt into a Starter Corp, as they cant be wardecc'd. Wait for the other n00blets to waste their week watching you STILL mining in their system.
4) Once wardec runs out, return to your oneman (two man?) corp. Repeat if they wardecc again.
Couldnt be more easier. And frustrating for these knuckleheads.
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Cannibis Collector
Native Freshfood
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Posted - 2007.08.08 13:06:00 -
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Originally by: TeufelsBeitrag
Edited by: TeufelsBeitrag on 08/08/2007 11:08:43
Originally by: River Seagram
This is the most pathetic outcry for attention I have ever seen. Whether this is all because they have small *****', live in their mother's basement, can't get a date, can't get layed, can't lay off the ho-ho's, I don't know. But obviously, they have more time from their lack of dates (as jerking off only takes a few minutes) to focus their attention on my wee little alt miner because they cannot handle 0.0.
You lost me here. Your nerd rage tantrums make you look like a fool and you probably smacked in lokal like a madman, so they kept bumping you for fun.
IF by smack you mean, "Bro, quit bumpen me. What's the deal?" with a response of (from them) "this is MY system NUB! Come on, shoot me! HAHA NUB!", then I suppose I was smacking, yes.
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GMs - Before you begin sensoring my forum replys, please understand that my being in a nub corp is to dodge a war to my one man corp. |
Gharthak
Gallente
The 5 Amigo's LLC.
Anvil.
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Posted - 2007.08.08 19:54:00 -
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First.. the***** always needs attention.
Second.. cant take a war dek then dont play the game its all part of game mechanics.
Hire a merc and have the war dek back or something. Or pay me a billion and I'll drop an alt into your corp and spank them.
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Cannibis Collector
Condottieri Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.09 22:10:00 -
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Edited by: Cannibis Collector on 09/08/2007 22:13:42
You have a thick skull. As I've already stated, this is not a whine thread.
Originally by: Gharthak
cant take a war dek then dont play the game its all part of game mechanics.
Where did I complain about the war dec? I even stated I'd stay in the corp and give them some easy shuttle kills. Instead, I left and moved on.
Try training 'Reading Comprehension' to at least IV. It might help you a bit.
Edit: If I wanted to whine I'd go to the developement forum and say bumping is too effective and scream for a nerf like the rest of Eve seems to love to do.
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GMs - Before you begin sensoring my forum replys, please understand that my being in a nub corp is to dodge a war to my one man corp. |
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jam6549
Malicious Intentions
Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.08.09 22:13:00 -
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ibtl
oh and are u in a 1 man alliance too?
Jam6549
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Erichk Knaar
Caldari
Maelstrom Crew
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Posted - 2007.08.10 05:47:00 -
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Originally by: Elve Sorrow
So, empire nubs declared war on your 1-man mining alt corp which you use to evade the wars of the alliance your main is in. And you post this with the alliance main.
gg
QFE&T
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TeufelsBeitrag
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.10 07:31:00 -
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Originally by: Cannibis Collector
Originally by: TeufelsBeitrag
Edited by: TeufelsBeitrag on 08/08/2007 11:08:43
Originally by: River Seagram
This is the most pathetic outcry for attention I have ever seen. Whether this is all because they have small *****', live in their mother's basement, can't get a date, can't get layed, can't lay off the ho-ho's, I don't know. But obviously, they have more time from their lack of dates (as jerking off only takes a few minutes) to focus their attention on my wee little alt miner because they cannot handle 0.0.
You lost me here. Your nerd rage tantrums make you look like a fool and you probably smacked in lokal like a madman, so they kept bumping you for fun.
IF by smack you mean, "Bro, quit bumpen me. What's the deal?" with a response of (from them) "this is MY system NUB! Come on, shoot me! HAHA NUB!", then I suppose I was smacking, yes.
Yeah right, everybody can see what a chillout guy you are by reading your op and replys. 
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Ms Peddlington
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Posted - 2007.08.10 07:45:00 -
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Edited by: Ms Peddlington on 10/08/2007 07:44:53
Bah. Wrong alt
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Dr Stone
Caldari
R.O.N.E
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Posted - 2007.08.10 07:45:00 -
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Originally by: jam6549
ibtl
oh and are u in a 1 man alliance too?
Rather irrelevant question, since this is CAOD forum. Corporation, Alliance and Organization Discussion.
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