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Bhodistafa
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Posted - 2007.08.08 11:47:00 -
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Edited by: Bhodistafa on 08/08/2007 11:52:55 *you have to read this with Gustav Holt's 'The Planet Suite - Mars God of War' playing to get the full effect*
So Capt Bhodistafa (Bhodi to her friends) of the Bad Ship 'Brunette Beatch (misspelled)' leaves the relative safety of highsec in search of glory. I've spent a little time on her skills and she has a reasonable Punisher set up so I'm ready to pop her lil' cherry!
Having hopped around a bit with no luck I head out to the edges of Caldari space looking for a meal. Entering yet another empty but 'dangerous system' I spy three rats approaching the gate...
"ah ha!" I exclaim. Fresh meat. Now these boys are rated high, but I've taken down something similar before so it should be okay.
I hit the afterburner and approach the nearest *cue Gustav* (first mistake prolly)
I get a lock but were still within gate range and we're weaving in and out of the stack... *wooomph!* first missile strikes, then another! Yaar! I scream and hit the energy vamp. Unfortunately, I'm not close enough (second error)
Okay the lasers are firing nicely but not really scoring any hits... darn! *woomph! x several hits* Hmm, down to half armour...hit the repairer and watch it slide up a few notches, another Yaar but Gustav is starting to chuckle at me behind my back.
A few seconds later and I'm down to structure with the energy cap gone...oops hit warp out but I'm being warp jammed...more chuckles from the dead composer.
A few seconds later I'm spinning in an egg and hastily warping to the nearest base! Gustav has been kneed in the googles and my frown's now upside down.
So much for Brunette ***** I think...Suicide Blonde will have better luck!
Oh and a thank you to a nearby wanted pirate for the sympathy and cash injection. I won't mention your name for fear of ruining your -10.0 rep
Soo Mom, "I'm still hungry" is the weak reply. Any ideas where I can get fed?
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jimmyjam
Divine Heresy
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Posted - 2007.08.08 15:36:00 -
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Originally by: Bhodistafa Edited by: Bhodistafa on 08/08/2007 11:52:55 *you have to read this with Gustav Holt's 'The Planet Suite - Mars God of War' playing to get the full effect*
So Capt Bhodistafa (Bhodi to her friends) of the Bad Ship 'Brunette Beatch (misspelled)' leaves the relative safety of highsec in search of glory. I've spent a little time on her skills and she has a reasonable Punisher set up so I'm ready to pop her lil' cherry!
Having hopped around a bit with no luck I head out to the edges of Caldari space looking for a meal. Entering yet another empty but 'dangerous system' I spy three rats approaching the gate...
"ah ha!" I exclaim. Fresh meat. Now these boys are rated high, but I've taken down something similar before so it should be okay.
I hit the afterburner and approach the nearest *cue Gustav* (first mistake prolly)
I get a lock but were still within gate range and we're weaving in and out of the stack... *wooomph!* first missile strikes, then another! Yaar! I scream and hit the energy vamp. Unfortunately, I'm not close enough (second error)
Okay the lasers are firing nicely but not really scoring any hits... darn! *woomph! x several hits* Hmm, down to half armour...hit the repairer and watch it slide up a few notches, another Yaar but Gustav is starting to chuckle at me behind my back.
A few seconds later and I'm down to structure with the energy cap gone...oops hit warp out but I'm being warp jammed...more chuckles from the dead composer.
A few seconds later I'm spinning in an egg and hastily warping to the nearest base! Gustav has been kneed in the googles and my frown's now upside down.
So much for Brunette ***** I think...Suicide Blonde will have better luck!
Oh and a thank you to a nearby wanted pirate for the sympathy and cash injection. I won't mention your name for fear of ruining your -10.0 rep
Soo Mom, "I'm still hungry" is the weak reply. Any ideas where I can get fed?
I appove this thread just because you said "pop her lil cherry" and we all like cherrys. ----------------------------------------------- Do you serve a purpose , or purposely serve |
Kalazar
Amarr Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.08.08 15:45:00 -
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Mmmmm, cherry. ----------------------------------------------
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Agent Li
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Posted - 2007.08.08 16:49:00 -
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are we there yet? ------------------
"Don't be afraid to take advantage of your enemy's weaknesses. Becasuse winning is everything after all." |
Rico Naginata
Wings of Redemption Black Flag Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.08 16:52:00 -
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C&P is so creepy.
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PCaBoo
Newbies On Xstacy
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Posted - 2007.08.08 17:52:00 -
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I was watching a ****o and felt someone typing "cherry" on the eve-o forums. So here I am... what's going on?!
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