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Evanda Char
Minmatar
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.08.09 16:58:00 -
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I heard this one at the weekend. I'm sure there must be more out there by this point:
Articio KorAzor wakes up one morning and shouts "Brother Joshua, I can't feel my legs!"
Brother Joshua looks at his clipboard and says "Yes, we amputated both your arms."
-Eva-
Electus Matari - taking it one bad guy at a time |
Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.09 17:01:00 -
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Here's another one.
Articio Kor-Azor woke up one morning and burnt a witch.
Actually, now that I think about it, that's less a joke and more a prediction.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori. |
Illoura Maldoran
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Posted - 2007.08.09 17:03:00 -
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Articio KorAzor took his oldest dauther to the Dr. so she could be placed on birth control. The Dr. asked her some questions and than turn to KorAzor and said "My lord is she sexully active?" KorAzor looked at the Dr. and said "No she just lays there like her mother."
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.08.09 17:16:00 -
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Articio KorAzor wakes up one morning, looks out of his palace window and sees "Articio Sucks" written in the snow in urine. Furious, he calls in his inquisitors and demands that the perpetrators be found. Later that day the inquisitors return. "My Lord," says the first inquisitor, "the urine has been analyzed and it belongs to Brother Joshua." KorAzor goes purple with rage and shouts, "Is that all?" "No, my Lord," says the inquisitor, "It's Lady KorAzor's handwriting."
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Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. |
Evanda Char
Minmatar
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.08.09 17:19:00 -
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What did Brother Joshua say to the Theology Council after cutting off Articio Kor-Azor's left arm and leg?
"He's going to be all right."
-Eva-
Electus Matari - taking it one bad guy at a time |
Bruno Bonner
Gallente
Lutin Group
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Posted - 2007.08.09 20:00:00 -
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Edited by: Bruno Bonner on 09/08/2007 20:01:55
LGS - Danielle Mk1
Iteron Mk1 in Space, Eversyhore Region
As Captain Bonner burst into hysterical laughter by reading the latest feeds from GalNet, his Iteron industrial-class ship crashes agaisnt a CONCORD billboard nearby the gate causing a mild traffic incident.
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aka BinderAJ |
Robert Kauliford
Delictum 23216
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Posted - 2007.08.09 21:25:00 -
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Edited by: Robert Kauliford on 09/08/2007 21:25:05
What is the difference between Artico Kor-Azor and God?
God doesn't think he's Artico Kor-Azor
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Maze La'Zie
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.08.10 11:50:00 -
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Q. What do you can Articio Kor-Azor when he goes swimming?
A. Bob.
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Rakiro
Gallente
Two Brothers Mining Corp.
The Sundering
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Posted - 2007.08.10 11:58:00 -
[9]
 Originally by: Devilish Ledoux
Articio KorAzor wakes up one morning, looks out of his palace window and sees "Articio Sucks" written in the snow in urine. Furious, he calls in his inquisitors and demands that the perpetrators be found. Later that day the inquisitors return. "My Lord," says the first inquisitor, "the urine has been analyzed and it belongs to Brother Joshua." KorAzor goes purple with rage and shouts, "Is that all?" "No, my Lord," says the inquisitor, "It's Lady KorAzor's handwriting."
*Rakiro laughs so hard that the Quafe he was drinking fires out of his nose and splatters over the desk*
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Maze La'Zie
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.08.10 15:56:00 -
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Articio Kor-Azor walks into a bar...
... and gets legless.
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Nolin Riis
Gallente
Placid Reborn
The Cyrene Initiative
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Posted - 2007.08.10 16:19:00 -
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Oh, come on, guys. Don't be so cruel. Articio has a heart of solid gold. At least until he grows back another real one, that is.
Never a threat, but always a thorn in the side. |
Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.08.10 16:43:00 -
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Originally by: Nolin Riis
Oh, come on, guys. Don't be so cruel. Articio has a heart of solid gold. At least until he grows back another real one, that is.
Well, there isn't much we have to worry about when it comes to Articio. Honestly, he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. |
Maze La'Zie
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.08.10 19:22:00 -
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Don't worry about being cruel. Articio's got a thick skin... oh, wait...
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Omerta Syndicate
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.10 19:50:00 -
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This made me laugh - some innacuracies, but let's not split hairs...
... or finger nails... or bones... or teeth... or...
Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls get drunk and pew pew everywhere! |
Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.08.11 05:01:00 -
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Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien
This made me laugh - some innacuracies, but let's not split hairs...
... or finger nails... or bones... or teeth... or...
Alright, alright, don't take my head off. So we got a few details wrong. It's no skin off your back.
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Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. |
Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Omerta Syndicate
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.11 06:57:00 -
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Can't be bad. Sometimes I'd consider giving my left arm to be in Articio's position of power and priviledge!
And the right...
Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls get drunk and pew pew everywhere! |
Galen Darksmith
Caldari
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.08.11 07:21:00 -
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Ya know, I got no respect fer th' man. A lil' bit o' popular pressure an' he goes all ta pieces...
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Mr Reeth
Aegis Militia
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Posted - 2007.08.11 07:37:00 -
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Q. Why doesnÆt Articio want to restart the Reclaiming?
A. HeÆs got no balls.
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Robert Kauliford
Delictum 23216
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Posted - 2007.08.11 11:23:00 -
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Poor Articio he's only half the man he used to be
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Evanda Char
Minmatar
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.08.12 00:35:00 -
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I have to admit, the news about Aritcio's punishment...
Well, it's gutting...
-Eva-
Electus Matari - taking it one bad guy at a time |
Evanda Char
Minmatar
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.08.12 01:00:00 -
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What's pink and floppy and pokes out of an Amarrian robe?
Aritcio Kor-Azor's lower intestine.
-Eva-
Electus Matari - taking it one bad guy at a time |
Robert Kauliford
Delictum 23216
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Posted - 2007.08.12 14:29:00 -
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When Articio's builder said his new palace would cost an arm and a leg he wasn't being metaphorical.
But seriously guys some of these jokes are below the belt.
If can still wear one that is
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Omerta Syndicate
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.12 14:45:00 -
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Originally by: Evanda Char
I have to admit, the news about Aritcio's punishment...
Well, it's gutting...
To be honest, I don't think Articio is dealing with it well either.
...He's all cut up over it.
Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls get drunk and pew pew everywhere! |
Aria Jenneth
Caldari
Omerta Syndicate
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.12 16:05:00 -
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It must be granted, though, Meb, that he's a man of many parts.
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Nachshon
Caldari
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.08.12 23:43:00 -
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Rodj Blake, you're in contact with Brother Joshua, right? I'm pretty sure PIE escorted him, which is why he's in one piece, and Articio Kor-Azor is not.
Anyway, please send him this thread, have him show Kor-Azor when the Heir's face is intact, and have him take a picture of Kor-Azor's reaction.
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Caldari by birth, Minmatar by citizenship.
The True Meaning of Freedom |
Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.08.13 03:25:00 -
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Originally by: Nachshon
Rodj Blake, you're in contact with Brother Joshua, right? I'm pretty sure PIE escorted him, which is why he's in one piece, and Articio Kor-Azor is not.
Anyway, please send him this thread, have him show Kor-Azor when the Heir's face is intact, and have him take a picture of Kor-Azor's reaction.
And if he ever becomes Emperor, we can have a statue made with that exact expression on its face ... arms not included.
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Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. |
Octavinus Augustus
Amarr
Auctoritan Syndicate
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.13 09:16:00 -
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Edited by: Octavinus Augustus on 13/08/2007 09:16:35
Originally by: Evanda Char
What's pink and floppy and pokes out of an Amarrian robe?
Aritcio Kor-Azor's lower intestine.
I heard these variations passing the slave quarters the other day:
Q: "What's red and floppy and sitting in a corner?"
A: "Articio Kor'Azor after his lates encounter with Brother Joshua's razor"
Q: "What's green and moldy and sitting in the same corner?"
A: "Articio Kor'Azor three weeks later"
I might personally add these ones:
Q: "What's red and white, getting flayed and screaming in agony?"
A: "Slaves who don't show the proper respect"
Q: "Do you know how to make a disrespectful slave scream?"
A: "Skin it and roll it in salt"
Motto: Vae Victis - Woe to the vanquished. |
Jarah Tatarin
Minmatar
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
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Posted - 2007.08.13 11:47:00 -
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Edited by: Jarah Tatarin on 13/08/2007 11:46:48
Im not a rasist, I got a color Teve! |
Jarah Tatarin
Minmatar
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
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Posted - 2007.08.13 11:48:00 -
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Originally by: Octavinus Augustus
Edited by: Octavinus Augustus on 13/08/2007 09:16:35
Originally by: Evanda Char
What's pink and floppy and pokes out of an Amarrian robe?
Aritcio Kor-Azor's lower intestine.
Q: "Do you know how to make Articio Kor'Azor scream?"
A: "Skin it and roll it in salt"
Fixed it for ya
Im not a rasist, I got a color Teve! |
Maze La'Zie
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.08.13 13:51:00 -
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Originally by: Jarah Tatarin
Q: "Do you know how to make Articio Kor'Azor scream?"
A: "Skin it and roll it in salt"
Just the salt should do it.
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