Originally by: Backdoor Bandit

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Alliance (Insert Alliance here) are a bunch of (Insert insult here), My own (Insert Alliance here) are crushing them easily in (Insert system here) and throughout (Insert region here).

We are doing this without the help of (Insert developer name here) or (Insert Alliance/Corp generally percieved to be puppets here) who are all a bunch of (Insert Insult here).

This is because our pilots are (Insert expression of superiority here) whereas their pilots are all (Insert expressioni of inferiority here) and our forum warriors are particularly (Insert Big-Up comment here).

In addition, (Insert specific pilot name here) is a raging (Insert allegation of unorthodox sexuality here) and (Insert specific pilot name here) is a (Insert allegation of innapropriate maternal relationship here)

(Insert allegation of developer misconduct here)

Also, writers on the Eve-Tribune are all a bunch of (Insert Insult here) because they (Insert allegation of bias here)

*Note* remember to post with alt-corp member.

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Alliance (Fimus Ixion) are a bunch of (Knnnnniggits), My own (IAC) are crushing them easily in (49-) and throughout (Querious).

We are doing this without the help of (MC) or (ISS) who are all a bunch of (sons of silly persons).

This is because our pilots are (fans of Trojan rabbits) whereas their pilots are all (building castles in peat bogs) and our forum warriors are particularly (happy with the grail they already got you see).

In addition, (Count Tassesine) is a raging (knight who says NI) and (Seleene) is a (knight who says tis but a fleshwound)

(CCP already figured the scripe out but in the end will be arrested due to killing historians)

Also, writers on the Eve-Tribune are all a bunch of (rabbits) because they (have sharp pointy teeth)

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Originally by: Backdoor Bandit

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Goonswarm are a bunch of female reproduction organs, My own alt corp is crushing them easily in this thread and throughout COAD.

We are doing this without the help of BOB alts or Dark Shikari who are all a bunch of wieners.

This is because our pilots are male reproduction organs whereas their pilots are all redecorating stations and our forum warriors are particularly handsome.

Also, writers on the Eve-Tribune are all a bunch of receivers because they got pink hair

*Note* remember to post with alt-corp member. Check

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Originally by: Khavi Vetali

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Oh don't worry, the goons are just as suicidal with their battleships as they are with their frigates.

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Originally by: mr passie

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Alliance (Fimus Ixion) are a bunch of (Knnnnniggits), My own (IAC) are crushing them easily in (49-) and throughout (Querious).

We are doing this without the help of (MC) or (ISS) who are all a bunch of (sons of silly persons).

This is because our pilots are (fans of Trojan rabbits) whereas their pilots are all (building castles in peat bogs) and our forum warriors are particularly (happy with the grail they already got you see).

In addition, (Count Tassesine) is a raging (knight who says NI) and (Seleene) is a (knight who says tis but a fleshwound)

(CCP already figured the scripe out but in the end will be arrested due to killing historians)

Also, writers on the Eve-Tribune are all a bunch of (rabbits) because they (have sharp pointy teeth)

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whaddaya know it works!!!
though I should be in TCF I guess ;)

damn I forgot to post with my alt

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Originally by: Backdoor Bandit

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Originally by: EvilPhog

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Originally by: Backdoor Bandit

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I like your hair, who did it?

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Originally by: hango

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Our corp chat is generally full of people e-hugging and e-snuggling. ISD is cool like that.

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