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Evanda Char
Minmatar
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.08.20 00:39:00 -
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Hey look! We've been wardecced! By Omniscient Order of all people... When did that happen?
Gee, a war. I've never been in one of those before. Whatever shall we do?
-Eva-
Electus Matari - taking it one bad guy at a time |
Mitchman
Omniscient Order
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Posted - 2007.08.20 01:22:00 -
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Try undocking for a change.
New video: Pride, Honor & Retribution
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Sami Yahn'ko
Gallente
The Butterfly Rebellion
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Posted - 2007.08.20 01:36:00 -
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*Giggles so hard her face falls off*
Whatever shall you do indeed. Oh I know!
Write more diaries!
There were days in the Academy when the diaries of the EM/PIE war were the only thing that kept my spirits up!
But seriously folks. Let's get serious. Seriously. Put on your serious face because this is very, very funny SERIOUS.
The Butterfly Rebellion recognizes the grave impotent imminent thread threat that the aggression of Bloodvain ... Bloodfail ... Bloodstale ...Bloodwail ...dammit...that Those-Who-Are-Dark-And-Brooding-And-Dripping-With-The-Blood-Of-Their-Vanquished-Enemies pose.
Their fear-inducing economists and daytraders are known to have fearsome wallets which strike fear and...other nasty stuff dread into their enemies.
It is a dark day for Electus Matari. A dark day indeed.
In light of this dark day, The Butterfly Rebellion pledges a sum total of:
100.00000000 ISK - To fund enrollment in the "Economics for Dummy Posthumans" courses on offer at the University of Cayle (Not to be confused with another leading educational institution) so that those in Electus Matari may learn someday how to run an industry and turn a profit themselves.
Three Candles - So that they may find their way in the dark, black, murky, black, darkened darkness that is almost sure to consume their very souls with its blackened murky darkness.
84 Rolls of Toilet Paper - To ensure that should the dread Sovereign's fearsome economic might grip their fearing hearts with dread to the point of fear-and-dread-induced-soiling-of-self that they will be able to cower in fear with clean and yet still in all likelihood, dread-filled behinds.
As an additional gesture of goodwill, and in recognition of the seriousness of this affair, the Butterfly Rebellion's planetside organisation, the Lirsautton Free Press also pledges:
10.00000000 ISK - To spend on booze and crash combat this rising threat from this terrible menace with really big issues with self-aggrandizing wallets.
May God ... Big Brutors with sticks ... endless reams of toilet paper be with you, Electus Matari.
I will pray for you ... laugh with you ... go get something to eat now.
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Tablaren
Kingdom of Kador
deadspace society
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Posted - 2007.08.20 01:54:00 -
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I might be missing something but, what's bloodveil have to do with this Omniscent Order group?
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Murukan
Minmatar
Infortunatus Eventus
Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.08.20 02:08:00 -
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 Originally by: Tablaren
I might be missing something but, what's bloodveil have to do with this Omniscent Order group?
omni are rather pwn and reven has lots of isk.
Manlove by Zaphod Jones
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Sami Yahn'ko
Gallente
The Butterfly Rebellion
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Posted - 2007.08.20 02:13:00 -
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Might be?
I think you quite possibly are.
I should take this opportunity to remind Ms Char and indeed, all of EM of something of significant hilarity grave seriousness, it is something I overlooked originally.
Ms Char, you ask "When did this happen?"
Well let us seek to answer that question now!
These words of Thrice Illustrious Dread Sovereign or She-Who-Fills-One's-Behind-With-Dread-And-Fear-And-Consumes-It-With-Darkness should have been heeded with great urgency to relocate oneself to the nearest bladder relief device and care to disregard the glaring mental ineptitude that produces such warped logic!
Firstly and most importantly.
"No negotiations, no discussions. I will accept nothing but abject unconditional surrender"
And Secondly and most importantly.
"24 hours will be given for diplomatic negotiations."
Are we clear? There was to be no negotiations. Additionally, 24 hours was given for negotiations.
Of course, that time for the negotiations that were not to be has now passed.
At the time of it's passing, that was "when".
I hope I have cleared this matter up for you somewhat.
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Madam Dinahkarr
Amarr
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2007.08.20 02:49:00 -
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My goodness! I'll have to remember to keep a porta-potty on stand by at all times whenever I visit GalNet from now on.
It's good to see that Ms. Char takes Ms. Neferis worth a grain of salt, like how we all should and do.
*laughes hystericaly and promtply runs off to the lavatory.
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Chishan
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.08.20 03:20:00 -
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Sami, if you are ever in the Derelik region, look me up. We have to go out drinking sometime.
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Garreck
Amarr Border Defense Consortium
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.20 03:23:00 -
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Originally by: Evanda Char
By Omniscient Order of all people...
Their wardrobe people should get with our wardrobe people.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2007.08.20 04:45:00 -
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Evanda, you're awesome.
Even if you did cast aspersions on my ability to action.
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Zowie
Gallente
Phoenix Wing
Acheron Federation
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Posted - 2007.08.20 06:13:00 -
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Good luck EM, have fun 
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Na'Thuul
Caldari
Sanguine Legion
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Posted - 2007.08.20 06:42:00 -
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Initial combat footage just in!
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Revan Neferis
Amarr
Bloodveil
The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.08.20 08:28:00 -
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Originally by: Mitchman
Try undocking for a change.
Quite a revelation right there my friend.
By the level of propaganda the minmatar is exposing here I can assure you that they will provide memorable battles at space, showing the Republic that they are not cowards and that there are no Blood from the sky to taint the hull of their ships with shame and disgrace.
I'm looking forward to see the the reports of omniscient Order regarding the behavior of EM at space.
(( ooc: funny video there Nathul but I think it fits better for an ooc forum, as mods will delete any non eve related material ;))
ôUnable are the loved to die, for love is immortality.ö
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Drama Kirlan
Gallente
Rush Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.20 08:46:00 -
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Edited by: Drama Kirlan on 20/08/2007 08:49:03
Edited by: Drama Kirlan on 20/08/2007 08:48:44
Edited by: Drama Kirlan on 20/08/2007 08:48:24
((Blegh my forum foo is weak))
Originally by: Mitchman
Try undocking for a change.
Whats that I hear?
The nasty matari are just hideing and blowing your ships up when they have the advantage? My my who could have guessed that.
Originally by: Revan Neferis
Quite a revelation right there my friend.
Just shut up and do your own fighting you vulger old witch
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Drama Kirlan
Gallente
Rush Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.20 08:50:00 -
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Oh and good luck Electus Matari
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Keerie Jeanmot
Gallente
Bloodveil
The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.08.20 13:55:00 -
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Originally by: Drama Kirlan
Just shut up and do your own fighting you vulger old witch
Another to be banned for the sake of a healthy forum.
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Revan Neferis
Amarr
Bloodveil
The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.08.20 14:25:00 -
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Keep this decent, infidels and Bloodveil slaves alike.
ôUnable are the loved to die, for love is immortality.ö
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IzzyChan
Naqam
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Posted - 2007.08.20 14:38:00 -
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Finally, an official press release that didn't feel like homework to read.
Good luck to both sides, I expect many pretty 'splosions to be seen while flying around Metropolis area. 
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ahn'Ka
Minmatar
Purify
United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.21 01:39:00 -
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Originally by: Na'Thuul
Initial combat footage just in!
No this cant be initial footage, the attackers in the video are far to effective for them to be Revans lapdogs.
to die for one's people is a glorious act. |
Princess Guard
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Posted - 2007.08.21 02:08:00 -
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For the longest time, only the sound of laughter roaring around my pod could be heard after seeing this transmission. |
Sami Yahn'ko
Gallente
The Butterfly Rebellion
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Posted - 2007.08.21 02:20:00 -
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Originally by: Chishan
Sami, if you are ever in the Derelik region, look me up. We have to go out drinking sometime.
Sounds excellent! I'm often down that way shopping around for my clothes. I have a real weakness for Minnie designs you know! I find the Vherok and Brutor clothes stores there to be far better than the snooty ones you get in Lumi and Oursu, all that stuff seems really faux-Matari if you ask me. We can get ridiculously plastered then go shopping! Even a U'K warrior queen like yourself needs to look her best whilst staggering about the place picking fights!
But back to the topic at hand...
Doom, gloom, mushroom! Dark days ahead for EM!
You know Eva, you should come too if you've not already been consumed by the indomitable darkness of the dread sovereign's minions. And even if you have, well...we could probably find a nice dress for your corpse because you know, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE and stuff. Oh the horror and drama!
I need to go lie down before I faint with the seriousness of it all! Daytraders are coming for my beloved Minmatar sisters! I am seriously going to cry any second now and I gave all my bloody toilet paper away!
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Jonny Damordred
Omerta Syndicate
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.21 04:39:00 -
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Originally by: Sami Yahn'ko
Doom, gloom, mushroom! Dark days ahead for EM!
You know Eva, you should come too if you've not already been consumed by the indomitable darkness of the dread sovereign's minions. And even if you have, well...we could probably find a nice dress for your corpse because you know, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE and stuff. Oh the horror and drama!
I need to go lie down before I faint with the seriousness of it all! Daytraders are coming for my beloved Minmatar sisters! I am seriously going to cry any second now and I gave all my bloody toilet paper away!
Every time I pull the galnet feed, all I see is random blatherings from this nutcase, or that freakjob, or some other wacko. Was there a prison break from the loony bin no one told us about?
Seriously: drugs are bad, mmmkay!
Love and Ganking,
Jonny D.
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Irongut
M'8'S
Frontal Impact
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Posted - 2007.08.21 10:56:00 -
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Originally by: Sami Yahn'ko
*Giggles so hard her face falls off*
OMG I'll never laugh again! I didn't realise that was how all those poor afflicted pilots lost their faces.
Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live.
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Evanda Char
Minmatar
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.08.21 12:30:00 -
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Originally by: Sami Yahn'ko
You know Eva, you should come too if you've not already been consumed by the indomitable darkness of the dread sovereign's minions. And even if you have, well...we could probably find a nice dress for your corpse because you know, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE and stuff. Oh
I can get a nice dress to match my shroud. After all, I have over 110.000000 isk to spend!
-Eva-
Electus Matari - taking it one bad guy at a time |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2007.08.21 15:21:00 -
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Originally by: Evanda Char
I can get a nice dress to match my shroud. After all, I have over 110.000000 isk to spend!
But Evanda, what about your shoes?! You'll surely need a new pair of shoes to die in... and you know full well that 110 isk won't stretch to BOTH a new dress and fancy shoes! I should know! ... um, I mean, nothing!
PANIC! AGAIN! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LOOK SUPER-SPECIAL AWESOME ON YOUR DEATH BED!
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Kayleigh Jamieson
Gallente
Dragonstar
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Posted - 2007.08.21 15:51:00 -
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*is skimming through Gal Net, stumbles upon Sami's press release and chokes on her Quafe as she laughs*
Ah, shucks. Quafe in your nose brings tears to the eyes. Um, Miss Yahn'ko you owe me a new datapad.
K. Jamieson.
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zoolkhan
Minmatar
Freelance Unincorporated
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.08.22 09:03:00 -
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U'K recruit!
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..i come for our people.. |
Lief Siddhe
University of Caille
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Posted - 2007.08.22 09:34:00 -
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Butterfly Rebellion should start a newspaper that will be covering this war.
Sami for Gallente president!
I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when the drugs began to take hold |
Karanth
Gallente
Cirrius Technologies
O X I D E
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Posted - 2007.08.22 10:07:00 -
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YARR!
EM, I think, is more than competent enough to deal with a second-hand war.
P.S. Revan is failure, plain and simple. In space, she fails at fighting, and on GalNet, she is even worse. Either respond to all parts of the arguments, or, if saying "Hi!" is your intent, keep it in the form of private mails, since, frankly, you are not that interesting, except as an example of how to be a complete laughingstock.
Free beer for those who mod my sig!
There is only one sig hijack that matters, the orginal and only member of the hijack squad. me. -Eris. ps Black russians are better then beer.
I'll see your beer, and raise you a goat kebab -Tirg
I'll take that pint and raise you two -Timmeh
I bet 2 goats, 1 pint and a bag of slugs -Lordharold
I grab it all, cook it/eat and drink it all and say thank you. -Pirlouit
I'll call your bluff, and go all in on 3 locks of Hutch's hair. -Incognus
I'll see that bet, depending on where the hair came from. -Rauth
*pushes the other mods out of the way* Mmmm, bree - Karass
Bree & goat kebabs!!! I'm in!! - Yips
IT WAS ME, MUHAHAHA. -Hango
How did I miss free BREE!!? -Kaemonn
always fashionably late  - Deckard
Better late than never! -Sahwoolo |
Revan Neferis
Amarr
Bloodveil
The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.08.22 10:42:00 -
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Originally by: Karol Octavia
Originally by: Karanth
YARR!
since, frankly, you are not that interesting, except as an example of how to be a complete laughingstock.
Are the people losing their ships laughing or is it just the uninvolved people on the sidelines?
I assume that Electus Matari and Friends are not laughing that much now, with 6 days of wars and over 2 billions in damages done.
By the other hand, it kind of surprises me to see pilots of diverse points laughing of the suffering of others.
Unfortunately, the reality happens with or without acknoledgement.
ôUnable are the loved to die, for love is immortality.ö
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