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Pinkoir
Caldari
A.W.M
Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.08.24 22:57:00 -
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Armed War Monkeys recently had to take a short break from the fighting in the south to take care of some important business. The secrecy of this mission has been blown in a very public way by the annoying BBC so this press release well attempt to explain what we have been doing. For background see this bbc report.
loud-mouth BBC report
So why were our monkeys camping a village in Kenya and griefing the farmers there? Well first off Kenya is low-sec and there is no such thing as griefing in low-sec. Second off they were farmers and AWM strongly dislikes farmers. Due to their questionable tactics and inefficiency we strongly suspect that some of the farmers were using badly written macros and if there is one thing more annoying than a macroer it's one who is using a ****ty macro. I'm happy to report that lag was minimal and the rocks not very effective against a passive tank.
But the fundamental reason is that we had evidence that BoB had economic interests there. We could hardly let BoB attempt to outflank the London servers in this way unopposed. BoB in Kenya?!? "PROOF OR STFU" you say?
Read this
A proof is a proof
That's right...the GBC is in Kenya. I'll leave it up to you to figure out what the zebras represent but I think it's self-evident. We've been forced to take the fight against the GBC back down to the South now that we've been outed but maybe some of you other anti-BoB types can pick up the torch. Maybe dig up the fields and eat their tubers or something. Also they didn't have much ice that we could see so their POS-logistics might be vulnerable.
-Pinkoir
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skilzrulz
Gallente
OneZeRO Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.08.24 22:57:00 -
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Edited by: skilzrulz on 24/08/2007 22:57:20
I give you the 1/10 stamp
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Feterous Jolin
War Crimes
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Posted - 2007.08.24 22:58:00 -
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 lack of hera content...fail
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Zathuraa
Applied Cyronics
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Posted - 2007.08.24 22:59:00 -
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Edited by: Zathuraa on 24/08/2007 23:02:35
Skillz is on a role today
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Dregann
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B0rn2KiLL
MicroFunks
Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.08.24 23:02:00 -
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"The monkeys grab their *******, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.
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 Originally by: Oveur
It's important to understand that EVE is a "PvP" focused game
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Sexy Sasquatch
Gallente
Sofa King Good
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Posted - 2007.08.24 23:06:00 -
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Should have stayed in empire
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shivan
Rampage Eternal
Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.08.25 01:58:00 -
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We did try and get rid of them, but seems like they have come back. Oh well!
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