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Revan Neferis
Amarr
Bloodveil
The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.08.27 10:01:00 -
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Our military deployed forces continues to crush our enemies withour mercy. Knowing the enemy lack of substantial brain capacity to perform the most basic assesments of intelligence, I hereby attest the conditions you shall meet in order to start calling my attention for a possible unconditional surrender.
Here are the laws:
Sub human, Evanda Char:
1- Thou shalt not offer Kaleigh Doyle any kind of anti-wrinkle products during this war.
2- When kneeling at my presence Thou shall not refer to the golden throne as a royal flush nor refer to a royal flush in poker games at La Maison as the golden throne
3- Thou stop interrupting local comms at local to ask your pilots "you still alive." after a second undocking.
4- Evanda Char, Thou shalt not write "Biggest EM mean ***** on the Battlefield" on the side of thy interceptor, even if it is true.
5- No, you cannot "take the Nyx for a spin."
6- Shooting one of your own men does not count as an "enemy casualty".
7- Thou shalt not paint a "Purge me!" sign on the hull of the every Namtz'aar k'in's ship while you warp away.
8- Thou shalt not tease my inquisitors with "look sir-heretics! pointing to PIE"
9- Thou shalt not refer to the daily rituals as "psychological warfare" nor shalt thou refer to the Holy Apocrypha as "the book of grudges"
10- Thou shalt not petition Her Most Holy Sovereign to make "War Inquisition" an sport.
11- Thou shalt order your pilots to use heavy breathing and "I am your father" as a battlecry when warp scrambled in their pods.
12- Duct-taping a laser to your mining barges does not count as a super-weapon, and painting it pretty won't make it "master crafted"
13- Playing naughty movies in your ships autocomms is not sanctioned by the Bloodveil Sovereign, unless, shared.
14- Asteroids are not 'target practice'.
15- Thou shalt not order to your alliance the edict "bath time" when faced with an enemy ship outside station.
16 - Thou shalt not fry ants with the holy pulse lasers inside stations even when you are starving.
17 - Thou shalt not whistle 'close encounters of the 3rd kind' everytime you undock
And at last:
18- Thou shalt not attempt to teleport 3ll3 into the Sovereign's showering facilities as a diplomatic solution for the war.
And so, is spoken.
Revan Neferis
Thrice Illustrious Sovereign of the Sani Sabik
Eshtir, for Emperor |
Princess Guard
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Posted - 2007.08.27 11:44:00 -
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A sense of humor is detected.
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Casserina Leshrac
Amarr
Ebon Seraph
The Dominion Empire
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Posted - 2007.08.27 11:46:00 -
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Um... Can't we all just get along? 
Casserina
Negathema of the Blinded Eye
Ebon Seraph recruiting!
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IzzyChan
Naqam
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Posted - 2007.08.27 12:53:00 -
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Oh man, those are some pretty hardcore conditions. 
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Rachel Adastra
Gallente
Duskforged Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.27 13:42:00 -
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*reads the conditions with interest*
*starts to laugh*
*continues to laugh*
*finishes reading, wanders off, still laughing*
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Popsikle
Minmatar
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.08.27 17:32:00 -
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 Originally by: Revan Neferis
Edited by: Revan Neferis on 27/08/2007 10:09:26
Our military deployed forces continues to crush our enemies without mercy. Knowing the enemy lack of substantial brain capacity to perform the most basic assesments of intelligence, I hereby attest the conditions you shall meet in order to start calling my attention to accept your unconditional surrender.
Wait, what does your military have to do with us again? Are we at war? Is there something Eva hasn't been telling us!?
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<SaraDawn> Garthagk, do you have it up ?
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Revan Neferis
Amarr
Bloodveil
The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.08.27 19:07:00 -
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Originally by: Popsikle
Wait, what does your military have to do with us again? Are we at war? Is there something Eva hasn't been telling us!?
No sub human, You're not at war. The 68 ships of the combined efforts that your alliance and your breathen commarades lost at space at the past 11 days purely desintegrated at space together with their crew and corpses.
Do not mourn nor feel sentiments for the lifes lost.
It's all a bad dream . please go back to sleep.
Eshtir, for Emperor |
Keerie Jeanmot
Gallente
Bloodveil
The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.08.27 21:34:00 -
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Originally by: Revan Neferis
Originally by: Popsikle
Wait, what does your military have to do with us again? Are we at war? Is there something Eva hasn't been telling us!?
No sub human, You're not at war. The 68 ships of the combined efforts that your alliance and your breathen commarades lost at space at the past 11 days purely desintegrated at space together with their crew and corpses.
Do not mourn nor feel sentiments for the lifes lost.
It's all a bad dream . please go back to sleep.
I think the minmatar wished she could have gone to bed without that slap on her face Lady Neferis. And if you permit my correction, it's now 73 ships.
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Gaius Kador
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.27 22:31:00 -
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Hehe...
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Calisto Cody
Minmatar
The Black Swan Society
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Posted - 2007.08.27 22:49:00 -
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Quote:
No sub human, You're not at war. The 68 ships of the combined efforts that your alliance and your breathen commarades lost at space at the past 11 days purely desintegrated at space together with their crew and corpses.
Do not mourn nor feel sentiments for the lifes lost.
It's all a bad dream . please go back to sleep.
Ms Neferis, allow me to translate as you may be having difficulty with the speech of us sub humans. If you shift the emphasis slightly to:
Quote:
Originally by: PopsikleWait, what does your military have to do with us again? Are we at war? Is there something Eva hasn't been telling us!?
A different interpretation entirely appears. It seems, if taken in this light, that the sub human might be implying that there hasn't been a war from you, just the mercs you hired and hide behind. Of course, that might have been a bit too subtle for your clearly advanced self to grasp...
"I just like ships that are symmetrical, not ships with 5 propulsion jets on one side and 3 on the other and than maybe one in another random spot." |
Revan Neferis
Amarr
Bloodveil
The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.08.28 04:39:00 -
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Originally by: Calisto Cody
Quote:
No sub human, You're not at war. The 68 ships of the combined efforts that your alliance and your breathen commarades lost at space at the past 11 days purely desintegrated at space together with their crew and corpses.
Do not mourn nor feel sentiments for the lifes lost.
It's all a bad dream . please go back to sleep.
Ms Neferis, allow me to translate as you may be having difficulty with the speech of us sub humans. If you shift the emphasis slightly to:
Quote:
Originally by: PopsikleWait, what does your military have to do with us again? Are we at war? Is there something Eva hasn't been telling us!?
A different interpretation entirely appears. It seems, if taken in this light, that the sub human might be implying that there hasn't been a war from you, just the mercs you hired and hide behind. Of course, that might have been a bit too subtle for your clearly advanced self to grasp...
Not at all. the interpretation was very clear Miss as much as it is clear that the bad dream the minmatars are having wouldn't be there if not by my command and wish and it won't dissapear either if not by my voice and will.
Nothing is subtle here, the ignorance of comments like yours is very apparent. I see now what sort of people Evanda Char hires to her defence on the PR department.
I start to feel sorry for her, at space and here.
Eshtir, for Emperor |
Revan Neferis
Amarr
Bloodveil
The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.08.28 05:30:00 -
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Originally by: Gaius Kador
Hehe...
Don't do that. It gives me the impression that I'm doing something that actually pleasesthe Empire loyalists and this mere thought gives me creeps.
Eshtir, for Emperor |
Soratah
Amarr
The Aegis Militia
Aegis Militia
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Posted - 2007.08.28 07:36:00 -
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I still maintain, during my lunch-breaks with allies that you're an Amarrian sleeper agent Revan.
The shear amount of damage that you wreck upon enemies of the Amarrian empire substantiate this. Although, maybe my vision is obfuscated by the vast amounts of alcohol my allies spike my hot chocolate drinks with.
Keep it up Revan,
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Gegi Wau
Minmatar
Liberty Labs
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Posted - 2007.08.28 07:45:00 -
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Originally by: Keerie Jeanmot
Originally by: Revan Neferis
Originally by: Popsikle
Wait, what does your military have to do with us again? Are we at war? Is there something Eva hasn't been telling us!?
No sub human, You're not at war. The 68 ships of the combined efforts that your alliance and your breathen commarades lost at space at the past 11 days purely desintegrated at space together with their crew and corpses.
Do not mourn nor feel sentiments for the lifes lost.
It's all a bad dream . please go back to sleep.
I think the minmatar wished she could have gone to bed without that slap on her face Lady Neferis. And if you permit my correction, it's now 73 ships.
Am I the only one who finds this beancounting and posturing pathetic?
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Revan Neferis
Amarr
Bloodveil
The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.08.28 07:51:00 -
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Originally by: Soratah
I still maintain, during my lunch-breaks with allies that you're an Amarrian sleeper agent Revan.
The shear amount of damage that you wreck upon enemies of the Amarrian empire substantiate this. Keep it up Revan,
This is an outrage. Heresy of the highest form!
Eshtir, for Emperor |
Tharrn
Amarr
Epitoth Fleetyards
Vigilia Valeria
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Posted - 2007.08.28 10:50:00 -
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An old proverb comes to mind:
'Same ****, different day'
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Revan Neferis
Amarr
Bloodveil
The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.08.28 11:10:00 -
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Originally by: Tharrn
An old proverb comes to mind:
'Same ****, different day'
Very wise words as always.
Eshtir, for Emperor |
Peter Carroll
Minmatar
Fearless Scouts
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Posted - 2007.08.28 15:36:00 -
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Originally by: Gegi Wau
Am I the only one who finds this beancounting and posturing pathetic?
No, you're not. But it's important to realize that this is all about beancounting.
When the mercenaries did not get the desired amount of kills against Electus Matari, Revan invented a whole number of allies to make the numbers look good.
When that failed to convince people, Revan ordered her pets to attack Namtz'aar K'in (I think the reasoning is that NMTZ helped -EM-; that NMTZ, as one of the anti-pirate alliances in Molden Heath, would be shooting OMNOR because OMNOR has actively been pirating before in Molden Heath is completely out of the question of course), and then had her pets combine the contract. Did you wonder why it's all of a sudden "Electus Matari & Namtz'aar K'in" on their public information display, and not, say, two separate contracts?
Check the details, it's quite apparent.
You'd expect more PR abilities than this from a person who's so desperately trying to get attention on these forums for as many years as Revan does. But I guess 'Beancounter' implants do this to you.
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Revan Neferis
Amarr
Bloodveil
The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:22:00 -
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Edited by: Revan Neferis on 28/08/2007 16:23:56
The figures are very clear. It shows simply that EM voices something they are not.
Minmatar para military loyalists don't hide at station afraid to defend their space and their honour. Minmatar loyalists don't sit iddle making their allied forces as meatshields.
This war served to show nothing else but the true face of shame from Electus Matari.
My praises to Namtz'aar k'in who no matter numbers, they received heavy loses and still stood for what they believe and showed bravery facing the war as true warriors.
I respect that.
The face of a minmatar is well represented by these true pilots.
Eshtir, for Emperor |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:29:00 -
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You pathetic old lying hag.
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Calisto Cody
Minmatar
The Black Swan Society
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Posted - 2007.08.28 17:35:00 -
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Edited by: Calisto Cody on 28/08/2007 17:35:38
Ms Nefaris,
A rebuttal:
Quote:
the bad dream the minmatars are having wouldn't be there if not by my command and wish
Yes, but that ain't the same as a war from you now is it? Cause that'd be endangering your delicate cowardly little self. Can't have that. Have the courage as well as the money of your convictions.
Quote:
I see now what sort of people Evanda Char hires to her defence on the PR department. I start to feel sorry for her, at space and here.
Your intel is wrong, I'm not affliated with either organisation. I just have the ability to call fedo droppings when I see it.
Mr Carroll,
An agreement:
It's pretty much been a PR disaster, from her drama queenery blood and nightmares to the fumbling intel of who is and isn't a friend of EM (but I suppose all sub humans look alike) and the lumping together of another alliance to massage the figures.
She's got some nerve though I'll give her that - Not many people would publically announce they're hiring a merc corp to do their dirty work and imply it's their own military forces, and even less would try and claim a victory no matter how the numbers add up. I mean, if she's lumping EM with both imaginary and real friends and claiming the numbers for that, then it's a crushing defeat to EM from the heavens. If it's just the EM numbers, then they've been hiding in stations 
Though sources suggest a certain someone had been hiding in a station in Bosena for a while...
"I just like ships that are symmetrical, not ships with 5 propulsion jets on one side and 3 on the other and than maybe one in another random spot." |
Evanda Char
Minmatar
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.08.28 20:46:00 -
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Protocols of the Urgent EM Special General Emergency Crisis Meeting I
1. Putting aside fine phrases, we shall speak of whose turn it is to call for take-out.
2. What I am about to set forth, then, is our order from two points of view, that of ourselves and that of the take-away guy who does not speak Matari.
3. It must be noted that men who do not want starters are more in number than those who do, yet all must share the bill equally. The best results in governing this will be achieved by violence and terrorization, and not by academic discussion about who has a higher metabolism.
4. And so it shall come to pass that we will have 6 cans of Quafe and one Quafe Ultra, for only a few are born to greatness and anyway, I need the caffeine.
5. 14. 2 x 23. 11. 3 x 24 w/chicken.
6. Political freedom is an idea but not a fact. This idea one must know how to apply whenever it... Look, a duck!
Protocols of the Urgent EM Special General Emergency Crisis Meeting II
7. And lo, on the 11th day of the 29th War, Electus Matari did note that they had lost some 700 million isk in ships and fittings.
8. It is the destiny of mankind to seek after that which is lost, but some things are beyond the capacity of the mortal mind to rediscover, even behind the sofa.
9. In our day the power which has replaced that of the rulers who were liberal is the power of isk. It is enough to build some ships and sell them, that the lost may be made anew. IT IS IN OUR POWER.
10. I am sleepy now.
-Eva-
Electus Matari - taking it one bad guy at a time |
Peter Carroll
Minmatar
Fearless Scouts
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Posted - 2007.08.28 22:11:00 -
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Originally by: Revan Neferis
don't hide at station afraid
So you now descended from using mercenaries for what is essentially high-sec griefing, to rather funny attempts to make your killboard numbers look good, to talking about how you don't get what you want because your enemy never undocks. Impressive intellect, that. At this rate, you will sure have a recommendation for Goonswarm by next week.
Luckily, Evanda Char seems to be above responding on that level.
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Karol Octavia
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Posted - 2007.08.28 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Peter Carroll
So you now descended from using mercenaries for what is essentially high-sec griefing
What is "griefing"?
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Yosarian
Minmatar
Hand Of The Tahiri
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Posted - 2007.08.29 13:46:00 -
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I have the suspicion that twenty four hours spent collectively at a mutually agreeable pleasure hub facility would see this resolved without having to resort to the Draconian measure of banning 'bath time'.
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Lucian Alucard
Caldari
Black Vice Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.29 20:06:00 -
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Stop trying to tease me out of retirement.
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