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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.30 21:48:00 -
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Edited by: The Hooch on 30/08/2007 21:49:28 The wireless came to life and in it's annoying tone said "incoming transmission, security coded"
I turned to the console and flipped the video on, and there she was again, the same blonde bomber that had made that late night visit from the week before. Her dress was one of those deep red jobs with the neck line cut low, and sheer, very sheer, and she had those lacey kind of gloves that go up the arm and over the elbow, again a bead of sweat rolled across my forehead.
"you have been very, very bad this past week" she said in the same creepy tone, it had the feel of a thousand angry souls that knew they we lost forever
"my employer seems to like your work, so he wishes to do a bit more business with your alliance"
I leaned forward in my chair and said "tell me lady, just who is your employer?"
Her eyes darted to her right...looking at someone, as if to get an un-spoken answer then looked back into the camera. "they prefer to be called, we are one, we are many...and thats all you need to know for now, do we have a deal or not?" she was become slightly nasty in her tone.
"Look sister I don't really care who you work for or want dead, as long as the money is right"
With that, she sent a file, and the screen went blank.
I ripped the printout off and looked at it
Frege, Triumvirate, Venom, Curse, Free Trade Zone was all it said.
Just then the screen flashed back on, it was her again.
"we want results, and soon..." and the screen blacked out again.
To be continued...
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Omega Man
The Geddy Foundation
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Posted - 2007.08.30 21:50:00 -
[2]
Well this is a test.
If you dont beat the hell out of Frege you better disband.
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Frances Ducoir
Bounty Hunter - Dark Legion Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.30 21:50:00 -
[3]
thanks :D *snip* Signiture remoted because it contained profanity - hutch |

AnjinSan
Gallente Genco
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Posted - 2007.08.30 21:50:00 -
[4]
its crap as usual hoochie-koo |

dastommy79
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.30 21:50:00 -
[5]
50 mill isk its Seleene role playing again.
I driks alots |

The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.30 21:52:00 -
[6]
Originally by: AnjinSan its crap as usual hoochie-koo
and?
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NATMav
F.R.E.E. Explorer EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2007.08.30 21:53:00 -
[7]
*NATMav adds PRVTR to the list of alliances allied with BoB.
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Plave Okice
Naughty 40 Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.30 21:54:00 -
[8]
Looking forward to flying against my old Privateer corp buddies 
Glad you got around to us, cya at the weekend o/
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MassonA
Caldari coracao ardente Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.30 21:54:00 -
[9]
lol
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Frances Ducoir
Bounty Hunter - Dark Legion Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.30 21:55:00 -
[10]
why all this hatery for privateers? i already had the pleasure a while ago and it was great fun... looking forward to a funny week.
also have a look at my ISD sign of quality in my sig  *proud* *snip* Signiture remoted because it contained profanity - hutch |

Steve Holt
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.30 21:57:00 -
[11]
would love to come say hello but i carn't enter empire :( But i swear i'm raise my sec just for you :D
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.30 21:58:00 -
[12]
Originally by: NATMav *NATMav adds PRVTR to the list of alliances allied with BoB.
that would be a mistake mate, we go to the highest bidder, thats all.
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NATMav
F.R.E.E. Explorer EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2007.08.30 21:59:00 -
[13]
Originally by: The Hooch
Originally by: NATMav *NATMav adds PRVTR to the list of alliances allied with BoB.
that would be a mistake mate, we go to the highest bidder, thats all.
Well then it's obvious who is paying you this time around.
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Fabrice Enchante
Gallente Active Measures Derek Knows Us
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Posted - 2007.08.30 22:00:00 -
[14]
I like the stories, they make me LOL.
Good luck.
================<ACTME>======================= Solutions to problems require Active Measures. |

Frances Ducoir
Bounty Hunter - Dark Legion Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.30 22:02:00 -
[15]
Originally by: NATMav *NATMav adds PRVTR to the list of alliances allied with BoB.
thread derailed to another bob thread in post 6 
*snip* Signiture remoted because it contained profanity - hutch |

cal nereus
Bounty Hunter - Dark Legion Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.30 22:13:00 -
[16]
Thanks for this. Now I can concentrate on writing essays this week. 
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Ezoran DuBlaidd
Rivers Enterprises Power Corrupts Industry's
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Posted - 2007.08.30 22:14:00 -
[17]
Originally by: The Hooch Edited by: The Hooch on 30/08/2007 22:03:49 The wireless came to life and in it's annoying tone said "incoming transmission, security coded"
I turned to the console and flipped the video on, and there she was again, the same blonde bomber that had made that late night visit from the week before. Her dress was one of those deep red jobs with the neck line cut low, and sheer, very sheer, and she had those lacey kind of gloves that go up the arm and over the elbow, again a bead of sweat rolled across my forehead.
"you have been very, very bad this past week" she said in the same creepy tone, it had the feel of a thousand angry souls that knew they we lost forever
"my employer seems to like your work, so he wishes to do a bit more business with your alliance"
I leaned forward in my chair and said "tell me lady, just who is your employer?"
Her eyes darted to her right...looking at someone, as if to get an un-spoken answer then looked back into the camera. "they prefer to be called, we are one, we are many...and thats all you need to know for now, do we have a deal or not?" she was become slightly nasty in her tone.
"Look sister I don't really care who you work for or want dead, as long as the money is right"
With that, she sent a file, and the screen went blank.
I ripped the printout off and looked at it
Frege, Triumvirate, Venom, Curse, Free Trade Zone was all it said.
Just then the screen flashed back on, it was her again.
"we want results, and soon..." and the screen flickered out
To be continued...
Are you sure you're not Jerikia reborn? |

Audri Fisher
Caldari VentureCorp Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.08.30 22:51:00 -
[18]
Originally by: NATMav *NATMav adds PRVTR to the list of alliances allied with BoB.
* Audri adds Privateer to alliances filtered.
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Sciurus Rex
Amarr Fluffy Rabbit Killers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 00:15:00 -
[19]
Originally by: AnjinSan its crap as usual hoochie-koo
Oh? And this reply isn't?
I love these strong, intellectual types... their banter is somewhat lacking though. ----------- Sciurus Rex Killboard Cheerleader |

Gamesguy
Amarr D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.31 00:17:00 -
[20]
Dude... now I cant afk in empire.
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xBlood
Exanimo Inc Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.31 00:17:00 -
[21]
Unfortunately my sec status won't let me into empire, but I'm sure you'll see some of us around 
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Incontinentiana
Spandex Lovers Anonymus
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Posted - 2007.08.31 02:27:00 -
[22]
Originally by: The Hooch I leaned forward in my chair and said "tell me lady, just who is your employer?" ....
"they prefer to be called, we are one, we are many...
Hmm. The collective. Yes, I'm an Alt. Yes, I'm too stupid to post with my main and ****** up again. "ZenTex" is my main. There. Now go away or... |

forumus trollus
Minmatar We live under bridges inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.31 02:57:00 -
[23]
More attention seeking. And to pretend that anyone pays you for these decs is just silly.
Here /me tosses some birdseed your way
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Brunswick2
coracao ardente Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.31 02:58:00 -
[24]
its a tarp!
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Skelator
Stronghold corp Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 04:15:00 -
[25]
Empire Wars 07
Thank You Hooch!
Our Knights/GhostFleet are available for small honorable contracts.
Phasmatis Velox Equitatus
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bluechimera
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.31 04:17:00 -
[26]
Oh god oh god oh god. What am I going to do! Privateers are after us!
You can find us in the northern 0.0, and a mothership or two in Aunenen. Good luck.
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theBEANman
Solar Mining an reseach Inc VENOM Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 04:34:00 -
[27]
well I guess its all for the good. If it wasnt for the privateers then the carebears would never get to see any action.
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Dashhammer II
Amarr O RLY corp YTMND.
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Posted - 2007.08.31 05:14:00 -
[28]
Geez- didn't you read the story? It's just a telemarketor. Get an unlisted number.
- Dashhammer II |

Yahfree
ViperCorp VENOM Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 05:16:00 -
[29]
This should be fun.
VENOM Alliance Co-Founder |

A'lina
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.08.31 12:12:00 -
[30]
*snip* Posting with an unidentified character and characters in NPC corporations in this forum is prohibited. If you wish to participate in the discussions here, be sure to have your corporation and or alliance status ticked in your forum settings. -Valorem ([email protected])
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Hae t'Redd
Baptism oF Fire VENOM Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 13:59:00 -
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Dear Mr.The Hooch,
You and the Privateers are cordially invited to D2E for punch and pie. Later we can all go out mining in out Procurer's and our haulers filled with T2 and Officer mod's. It should be a smashing good time. See you there.
Yours Truly
The whole VENOM Family.
I have an army to raise and I must get to Jita at once! I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. But no pickles! |

Nlewis
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.08.31 14:22:00 -
[32]
you are one of the worst posters in eve
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 14:56:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Nlewis you are one of the worst posters in eve
and?
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 14:59:00 -
[34]
Quote: Privateers are cordially invited to D2E
Is that in empire?
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Cyriel Longinus
XERCORE
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Posted - 2007.08.31 15:07:00 -
[35]
I do like the storytelling element.
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Nlewis
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.08.31 15:13:00 -
[36]
Originally by: The Hooch
Originally by: Nlewis you are one of the worst posters in eve
and?
stop posting
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 15:26:00 -
[37]
Edited by: The Hooch on 31/08/2007 15:25:49
Originally by: Nlewis
Originally by: The Hooch
Originally by: Nlewis you are one of the worst posters in eve
and?
stop posting
like I said last week, stop breathing as an alliance and I will consider it.
Tag, your it...
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Nlewis
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.08.31 15:28:00 -
[38]
Originally by: The Hooch Edited by: The Hooch on 31/08/2007 15:25:49
Originally by: Nlewis
Originally by: The Hooch
Originally by: Nlewis you are one of the worst posters in eve
and?
stop posting
like I said last week, stop breathing as an alliance and I will consider it.
Tag, your it...
lemme know when you get out of empire tia
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 18:27:00 -
[39]
Edited by: The Hooch on 31/08/2007 18:27:24
Quote: lemme know when you get out of empire tia
If'n I ever do, it will be to have a very lop-sided, decidedly un-fair fight where I have all of the advantages and you have none. I don't care for fair fights and I never fight on another guys terms.
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 18:47:00 -
[40]
Originally by: forumus trollus <snip> And to pretend that anyone pays you for these decs is just silly.
Here /me tosses some birdseed your way
Funny ain't it? We have ran several contracts lately, by people who don't want to be known. I really hope it galls you when I say that, most of the things I say are total crap. But when it comes to money they are the truth.
Yes, we like it when people pay our war dec fees for us. Perhaps it has gotten past you that we are running and many as 6 wars instead of our normal three? Not like the old days before the nerf headshot, yet still alive and kicking. 
Cheers
Hooch
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Major Stallion
Four Rings D-L
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Posted - 2007.08.31 19:13:00 -
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Originally by: NATMav *NATMav adds PRVTR to the list of alliances allied with BoB.
according to all the members of your alliance you think all of eve is allied with BoB. You guys should just make apublic statement that tats how you feel and get it over with already. ________________________________ High Sec PvP
Originally by: "Wylker" CCP has finally mastered stupidity
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Yahfree
ViperCorp VENOM Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 19:23:00 -
[42]
Originally by: The Hooch
Quote: Privateers are cordially invited to D2E
Is that in empire?
Yes, Just set your autopilot to that system. ignore the the thing that LOOKS like 0.0, because its really not. there you will find a foutain of empire haulers hauling the finest officer modules, domination modules, Wyvern BPO's, and of course miners.
also ignore the angry mob sitting on the gate that LOOKS like they want to pod you, but they won't, trust me.
VENOM Alliance Co-Founder |

The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 19:31:00 -
[43]
Are there pony rides and ice cream too?
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Yahfree
ViperCorp VENOM Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 19:39:00 -
[44]
Originally by: The Hooch Are there pony rides and ice cream too?
Yes.
VENOM Alliance Co-Founder |

Hast
Applied Eugenics Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.08.31 19:45:00 -
[45]
if I had money, and wanted someone dead. I would spend my money elsewehere.
Oh and NATMav, I'm pretty sure BoB would do the same...
Originally by: omeega PICTURE TOO BIG, KGB INCOMING HAVE FUN.
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Oli4Oli4
Viper Squad Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.31 20:00:00 -
[46]
Originally by: The Hooch Edited by: The Hooch on 31/08/2007 15:10:55 Triumvirate, Venom, Curse, Free Trade Zone, United Legion
/me cheers finnaly a free empire war 
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 20:19:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Hast if I had money, and wanted someone dead. I would spend my money elsewehere.
Oh and NATMav, I'm pretty sure BoB would do the same...
heh, you'd be suprised at who does what to who. Friends have had their allies contracted as fast as they have an enemy contracted.
I log on every day and have a mail from "concerns" that want to make sure that their allies don't get too comfortable if they are winning.
I get mail from people that need their enemy distracted... just a little.
I am convo'd by people who have more isk than they can possibly spend they simply want us to be a PITA against previous alliances that have wronged them, you name it.
Why do I post so much? Even bad press is good press! Thats why. The more I do this the more people know they have a place to go that knows no bounds in what they will do. Camp Jita 4-4, hide in the back roads, or lurk in trade routes we will do it and your right we don't tend to go 0.0 , some of the guys do, but why should we? Empire is just fine and not the free ride it used to be for those we dec.
We are not here to win anything, we are simply adding a bit of adventure to empire. We will never take an area and hold it, we will never gut an alliance by force of arms. But we will have fun, we will make money, and anyone who wants to join us can. Send in your spies, they come to find out clues about us and then decide they enjoy it and stay to gank with us.
Hooch, lower than most
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Tonkin
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.31 20:24:00 -
[48]
hoochy, this mean i gotta kill you mate.
shame i'll shed a tear when i do it.
may use that navy slicer.
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 22:19:00 -
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Originally by: Tonkin hoochy, this mean i gotta kill you mate.
shame i'll shed a tear when i do it.
may use that navy slicer.
I knew that damn thing from the old BoB wars would bite me in the ass one day. Still, I was glad to give it to you mate, you always were top shelf in my book.
Now please don't blow my street cred, and make folks thing I really am a normal guy. 
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Tonkin
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.09.01 00:41:00 -
[50]
Originally by: The Hooch
Originally by: Tonkin hoochy, this mean i gotta kill you mate.
shame i'll shed a tear when i do it.
may use that navy slicer.
I knew that damn thing from the old BoB wars would bite me in the ass one day. Still, I was glad to give it to you mate, you always were top shelf in my book.
Now please don't blow my street cred, and make folks thing I really am a normal guy. 
hehehe mate VC DAYS
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Frances Ducoir
Bounty Hunter - Dark Legion
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Posted - 2007.09.01 01:37:00 -
[51]
hey hooch. were do we find privateers? we roamed the jita - dodixie pipe yesterday and only saw a few in frigs which ran from our gang (i would have run too =)
then we went to hek and did not find a privateer. where the hell are you guys... looking for targets for hours and still find nothing makes me a sad panda =/ *snip* Signiture remoted because it contained profanity - hutch |

The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.01 02:16:00 -
[52]
Edited by: The Hooch on 01/09/2007 02:16:41
Originally by: Frances Ducoir hey hooch. were do we find privateers? we roamed the jita - dodixie pipe yesterday and only saw a few in frigs which ran from our gang (i would have run too =)
then we went to hek and did not find a privateer. where the hell are you guys... looking for targets for hours and still find nothing makes me a sad panda =/
Well, oddly enough we are not stupid enough to get ganked in a stand up fight. Also, we don't sit like a duck in one place waiting for guys looking to pick a fight, so your just going to have to do it the hard way I guess.
My personal motto, be everywhere and no where.
Hooch, man of low moral fiber and coward at heart (Honest, just ask Tonkin how much I suck at this game, he will tell you)
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Kuentai
coracao ardente Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.09.01 20:31:00 -
[53]
We have a gang (cora), maybe 5 bs around, any privateers to have a fight with? Heading to amamake at the mo'
"The good man has few enemies, but the ruthless... None."
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Sextus Licinius
Caldari Wreckless Abandon Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.09.01 20:48:00 -
[54]
rofl privateers ur such bozos, you guys always wardec ppl regardless if ur gonna get pwned or no, and yes i still remember when u wardeced celes and on some encounters i laughed so hard on voip that i couldn't hear what targets were called on voip.. ehhh fun times.
privateers=teh win 
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" |

Gnulpie
Minmatar Miner Tech
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Posted - 2007.09.01 20:58:00 -
[55]
I don't understand that yelling at privateers.
If they would want to come and kill you in 0.0 they wouldn't need a wardec, they could just come. But they want to disrupt logistics from empire or make it at least a bit more difficult.
It might be not all glorious fleet battles or great pvp. But it does the job of making logistics at least a tiny bit more difficult. And I think every ship which is not at the front but protecting/scouting for haulers is already a win for the employer.
Besides that: it works both ways! Empire based corps have now free empire pvp, I wouldn't call that a bad deal 
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Kyrie Elaison
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.09.02 07:40:00 -
[56]
You're the best Privateers whorum fore..damn I can't s pesl. You get the id3a.
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cal nereus
Bounty Hunter - Dark Legion
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Posted - 2007.09.02 08:11:00 -
[57]
Don't worry Hooch. I still like you.
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Plague Rexus
Gallente D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.09.02 23:57:00 -
[58]
Judging by our killboard your doing well!
Cheers for bringing it. Not sure your clients will thankyou as much as Tri are though.
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