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Chaerubael
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Posted - 2007.09.01 17:59:00 -
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If you suspect that Bill Gates has infiltrated your corporation, these suspicious signs will help you identify him.
The corp mate:
* complains about the proposed Linux and Mac compatibility extension.
* buys out competing corporations for vast sums of ISK.
* accidentally mentions that he bought 200 90-day GTCs and flooded the market.
* offers to buy the entire corporation new computers to cut back on lag.
* mentions that he can't understand why nobody sees how amazing Vista is.
* offers to help CCP with the programming of EVE.
* screams "F*** you, Steve Jobs!" on TS for no apparent reason.
* suggests a business model for the corporation that would make BoB cry.
* hires MC to run missions for him.
* thinks the Zune is cool.
* buys BoB.
* buys CCP.
If the corporation member exhibits any of the above signs, please contact CCP immediately, in order that he might be Perma-Banned.
-Ax
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Kazuma Saruwatari
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Posted - 2007.09.01 18:02:00 -
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I lol'ed
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Kastar
Memphis Technologies
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Posted - 2007.09.01 18:02:00 -
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Edited by: Kastar on 01/09/2007 18:02:16
This post is rubbish on so many levels.
What does this have to do with anything ?
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000Hunter000
Gallente
Magners Marauders
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Posted - 2007.09.01 18:04:00 -
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OMG!!! IT IS ALL SO TRUE!!! BG IS IN MY CORP!!! 
CCP, let us pay the online shop with Direct Debit!!!
Magners is now recruiting, evemail me or Dagazbo ingame.
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.09.01 18:05:00 -
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Once I thought I caught a Bill Gates.....but he got out of my Pokeball. 
 Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Chaerubael
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Posted - 2007.09.01 18:38:00 -
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Originally by: Kastar
Edited by: Kastar on 01/09/2007 18:02:16
This post is rubbish on so many levels.
What does this have to do with anything ?
Your *mom* is rubbish on so many levels.
*zing*
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Buxaroo
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.09.01 18:40:00 -
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 This is funny
btw, I think this is a candidate for Out of Pod though.
"No matter where you go, there you are" - B |
xOm3gAx
Caldari
Stain of Mind
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Posted - 2007.09.01 18:43:00 -
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i lol'd
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"Mercinaries never die, we just go to hell to regroup." -xOm3gAx '99
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zoltar
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Posted - 2007.09.01 18:53:00 -
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Originally by: Kastar
Edited by: Kastar on 01/09/2007 18:02:16
This post is funny on so many levels.
Why couldnt I have thought of it?
Fixed it for you.
I lol'd
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hattifnatt
Gallente
The Movement
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Posted - 2007.09.01 18:56:00 -
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Originally by: Nicholas Barker
i tackled somebody in the middle of nowhere, and told them i wouldn't leave untill they stripped on web cam. Who wants the video?
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Brodde Dim
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Posted - 2007.09.01 19:12:00 -
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Originally by: Chaerubael
* thinks the Zune is cool.
Not even Bill himself can think its cool.
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Kazuma Saruwatari
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Posted - 2007.09.01 19:35:00 -
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Originally by: Brodde Dim
Originally by: Chaerubael
* thinks the Zune is cool.
Not even Bill himself can think its cool.
Dude, this is Bill Gates we're talking about, not some other folk.
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Krexus
Amarr
Serenity Prime
Praesidium Libertatis
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Posted - 2007.09.01 19:41:00 -
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Originally by: zoltar
Originally by: Kastar
Edited by: Kastar on 01/09/2007 18:02:16
This post is funny on so many levels.
Why couldnt I have thought of it?
Fixed it for you.
I lol'd
epic win
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
You're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Laboratus
Gallente
BGG
League of Abnormal Gentlemen
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Posted - 2007.09.01 19:42:00 -
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Not cool, not cool.
Don't you think BG has feelings?
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P.S.
Post with your main.
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ghosttr
Amarr
ARK-CORP
FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.01 19:52:00 -
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You all might have bill gates, but I have chuck norris
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Do not read this thread!!!
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Drizit
Amarr
Lonely out here
Black Sun Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.01 20:34:00 -
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I think he's on the forums. He keeps telling us all how Freelancer online would pwn Eve and have all of the Eve communty closing their accounts to play it.
Having played FL, it took me an hour to get up off the floor and my sides ached like hell.
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woodman az
Gallente
United Space Aillance USA
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Posted - 2007.09.01 20:34:00 -
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Originally by: Chaerubael
If you suspect that Bill Gates has infiltrated your corporation, these suspicious signs will help you identify him.
The corp mate:
* * buys BoB.
* buys CCP.
If the corporation member exhibits any of the above signs, please contact CCP immediately, in order that he might be Perma-Banned.
-Ax
OMG don't let him buy CCP...EVE will only run on X BOX 360 if you do!!!
Promises made > Promises Kept
IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN...TRUST NO ONE
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Nito Musashi
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Posted - 2007.09.01 20:43:00 -
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LOL i like that list.
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FreelancerAlpha
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Posted - 2007.09.01 20:56:00 -
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Did someone say Freelancer online? That would be cool. Could never happen (lag etc), but would be very fun to be a pirate in that game. Seeing as pirate factions actually control their space.
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