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Avery Fatwallet
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Posted - 2007.09.06 17:08:00 -
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Edited by: Avery Fatwallet on 06/09/2007 17:09:29
 Originally by: Gaven Blands
No, you get girls drunk to stop them being overtly hostile to any male that talks to them. Then they have the opportunity to talk to you, and maybe get to like you.
It's sad, but that's the way it is. I don't know what they are afraid will happen if they don't instantly give you the brush off the moment you say "hi", maybe I'll get one drunk soon and ask her.
i live at the boarder of a city. when the guys and i go cruisin a bit, sometimes we end up in the countryside, sometimes in the inner city.
now theres this little experiment we got going on, i cant even remember which discussion started it, but anyway, here goes:
if you see a buncha nice countrygirls and sound the horn at them and smile and wave, even shout some stupid (but nice) stuff, mostly at least one of them will start to smile and wave back and generally be nice about it.
do it in the city, and all you get is angry looks and maybe the finger.
so what has this got to do with the OP?
yeah, nobody ever ever ever should have to drink red bull.
if you drink enough of it, you can blow bubblegumstyle bubbles out of your ass, when farting.
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Cornucopian
Gallente
Dutch Omega
United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.06 18:31:00 -
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Edited by: Cornucopian on 06/09/2007 18:33:04
Originally by: Tatsa
Originally by: Cornucopian
Edited by: Cornucopian on 06/09/2007 14:50:24
Edited by: Cornucopian on 06/09/2007 14:48:28
Originally by: Sinder Ohm
Vodka + Redbull = Liquid Panty remover 
I used to work as bartender/manager in a large student bar in Rotterdam: you pour out some stroh onto the bar in a line, light it (BIG WALL OF FLAME, all the girls go oooo), then set out the 'special' cuba libres, IN THE FIRE (all the girls go aaaaaa)Then add straws and fruit and other crap so they think they are getting the special treatment from their fave bartender. They drink it, then want another, because them girls just loooove the special treatment, and hey presto, your choice of horny girl to take home after work. Best part is, if you add stroh in moderation, no one can taste it: coke is a VERY strong beverage.
Wait a sec.
Is this an online admission that you spike girls drinks to take them home? :-s
yeah it was absolutely horrid, I should be in jail..... most of the girls I 'took advantage of' also thought so: that must be why they came back the next weekend, and the one after that, and the one after that, and the one after that. welcome to the real world, where real women go to real bars and aim to have a wild night out. it's a crime but somebody has gotta do it.
It's what bartenders do, and its called entertaining the females. Nunber one rule in running a bar is to make sure the ladies come back time and time again, because if you can garantuee ladies in your establishment, the men with all the dough come running after them.
not every woman in the world is a naive little thing that should be handled with fluffy mittens and orange juice, women want to have fun and go wild too you know. 
but tbh, I quit the job after 2 years since I wasn't moving on in life. I work in sales for a large american company now, so you can stop worrying: the demonbartender is no longer out on the streets.
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"post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
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Kazuma Saruwatari
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Posted - 2007.09.06 19:06:00 -
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considering the fact I lost my old main before this character due to drinking, I'd rather burn my friend who offers me that.
Cant risk another episode of "zomg i ugleh avatar *click terminate*".
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Cornucopian
Gallente
Dutch Omega
United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.06 19:34:00 -
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Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
considering the fact I lost my old main before this character due to drinking, I'd rather burn my friend who offers me that.
Cant risk another episode of "zomg i ugleh avatar *click terminate*".
that must have sucked HARD the next day..... ouch.
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"post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
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Xrak
Black Eclipse Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.09.06 20:20:00 -
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Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
considering the fact I lost my old main before this character due to drinking, I'd rather burn my friend who offers me that.
Cant risk another episode of "zomg i ugleh avatar *click terminate*".
And you were still drunk 10 hrs later when you can actually delete it?
Sig stolen from Tekka. Evemail him for details about free sigs. <3 |
Oedus Caro
Caldari
Cross Roads
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Posted - 2007.09.06 20:54:00 -
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Originally by: Steve Hawkings
Why would someone ruin a perfectly nice Vodka by adding a sickly energy drink ?
Hehe QFT!
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Nocturnal Avenger
The Ankou
The Reckoning.
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Posted - 2007.09.06 20:58:00 -
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Originally by: Yakoff
I bought a friend several jeigerbombs when we went to a bar one night in exchange for 5 harpies.
Still have not gotten the harpies.
Probably impounded by CCP
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2007.09.06 21:17:00 -
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Originally by: Yakoff
I bought a friend several jeigerbombs when we went to a bar one night in exchange for 5 harpies.
Still have not gotten the harpies.
See? You got ripped off by an isk-seller.
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Gungankllr
Caldari
STK Scientific
M. PIRE
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Posted - 2007.09.06 22:20:00 -
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Zima 4tw
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Hyuuga Veralis
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2007.09.06 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Steve Hawkings
Why would someone ruin a perfectly nice Vodka by adding a sickly energy drink ?
Why would anyone want to drink Red Bull or Vodka?
Bad Alcohol + bad energy drink = good due two negatives making a positive?
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2007.09.06 22:38:00 -
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If you want an alcoholic energy booster it's called Tia Maria.
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Vodka Neat
Vendetta Underground
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.09.06 23:12:00 -
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Only one way too prepare vodka correctly and my name says it all...
Why are you still reading? Its over. Continue to the next post.
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scipio emilijanus
Amarr
Playboy Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.09.07 00:33:00 -
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Vodka iz good, Red Bull iz bad.
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cal nereus
Bounty Hunter - Dark Legion
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Posted - 2007.09.07 00:36:00 -
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Edited by: cal nereus on 07/09/2007 00:36:32
You're not buying isk.
You're accepting a friendly donation of isk from someone you previously assisted in getting a beverage. 
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Kylar Renpurs
Dusk Blade
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Posted - 2007.09.07 01:06:00 -
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Edited by: Kylar Renpurs on 07/09/2007 01:06:12
Vodka = Alcoholic
Red Bull = Non-Alcoholic
There's no synergy, you're doing it completely wrong.
Vodka = Alcoholic
Kaluha = Alcoholic
Combine the power of two and you have a Black Russian, a mastery of chocolatey-coffee-alcoholic goodness. It also temporarily gives you +5 to the charisma attribute, but only seems to work on the forums or Jita local, where people believe anything.
It also validates your isk sale :)
Improve Market Competition!
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Lord XSiV
Amarr
Digital Research - Omega Protocol
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Posted - 2007.09.07 03:14:00 -
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Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
Originally by: Steve Hawkings
Why would someone ruin a perfectly nice Vodka by adding a sickly energy drink ?
you beat me to it 
my friend gave me isk for free :D
could have been a service i performed that cant be mentioned on the forums though 
yay for 500k so i can buy a frig on my first day :D
Please say your friend isn't a goon
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