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Cuddlypew
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:10:00 -
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Edited by: Cuddlypew on 12/09/2007 04:11:54
Official Goonswarm Press Release
Suitable for immediate distribution.
Glory and Praise to Sesfan the Most Merciful!
In a Glorious recreation of His Victory Six Years Prior, on this Most Auspicious Day of Days, His Devoted Servants have struck once again, this time in in OOYZ at the Imperialist Crusaders of the West, Destroying Two Twin Towers of the Infidel Scum, reducing Them Most Spectacularly to Naught but Dust and Echoes.
Just as the Zionist Overlords' Financial Centers were Wiped from Sesfan's Earth with the Zeal of the Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) six years Ago, so Did the Forces of Righteousness crush Enemies of His Faith's two Centers of Commerce. Their So-Called ômoon-miningö was yet another Lie and Deception of the Western Crusaders, and their Glorious Annihilation will Resound throughout His Universe for Sixty Six Years to Come.
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Daveydweeb
Ars ex Discordia
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:10:00 -
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This thread.
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Relaria Hossin
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:11:00 -
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Edited by: Relaria Hossin on 12/09/2007 04:11:14
bam
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Tevlent
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:12:00 -
[4]
Respect
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Kristoffer
Amarr
Blackguard Brigade
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:14:00 -
[5]
Yeah your funny.
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Oofig VanDoogan
The Knighthawks
FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:14:00 -
[6]
Mad propz to Exuro Mortis
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TrevorReznik
Merch Industrial
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:14:00 -
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Edited by: TrevorReznik on 12/09/2007 04:14:56
I heard the OP in the goon call to arms thread said "KILL TWO TOWERS ON 9/11 YOU WANT TO DO THIS"
For shame, goonfleet. For shame.
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Alias11
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:15:00 -
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this is why we need to stop making all the "ha ha we should make an eve-o post" posts on our forums because like eight people get ahold of it and just start jerking eachother off until we have this thread here
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Daveydweeb
Ars ex Discordia
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:16:00 -
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 Originally by: TrevorReznik
Edited by: TrevorReznik on 12/09/2007 04:14:56
I heard the OP in the goon call to arms thread said "KILL TWO TOWERS ON 9/11 YOU WANT TO DO THIS"
For shame, goonfleet. For shame.
I see what you did there.
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Caius Proximus
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:16:00 -
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this right here is one classy post
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Jarryn Kell
Merch Industrial
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:19:00 -
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BAM TrevorReznick strikes again
I'd like to report a hit and run
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HydroSan
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:19:00 -
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There's a good reason our alliance ticker is OHGOD.
This is that reason.
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Bu Jinkan
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:21:00 -
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goonswarm circle jerks over its own unfunny joke ITT
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FewGoodMen
Gallente
Gordon Brown Fan Club
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:21:00 -
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It's the 12th.....
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Torshin
Prophets Of a Damned Universe
Praesidium Libertatis
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:22:00 -
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and this is why Sesfan is a ****** for not putting the eve-o ban back in place. From all of us who lost friends or family in the 9-11 attack, crawl in a hole and die.
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Backdoor Bandit - Unofficial leader of the new 'Post with your main or STFU' campaign.
I'm Shinra and I'm the champion of Eve. |
Nemo Omnes
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:22:00 -
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Sesfan Akbar, there is but one Sesfan and Vile Rat is his diplomat.
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TrevorReznik
Merch Industrial
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:22:00 -
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Why did the original post say 0oyz but now I9? Do you not even know where this supposedly happened?
Just when I thought I couldn't have less respect...
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Spiceminer
Caldari
Man Train Inc.
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:23:00 -
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Edited by: Spiceminer on 12/09/2007 04:23:13
Originally by: HydroSan
There's a good reason our alliance ticker is OHGOD.
This is that reason.
Petition to rename it OHALLAH?  
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Kristoffer
Amarr
Blackguard Brigade
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:23:00 -
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Shove your ******* goonfaggotry up your own ass and go die
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Bu Jinkan
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:24:00 -
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Originally by: Torshin
and this is why Sesfan is a ****** for not putting the eve-o ban back in place. From all of us who lost friends or family in the 9-11 attack, crawl in a hole and die.
I lost friends in the 9/11 attack too.
They were flying the plane looool
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Daveydweeb
Ars ex Discordia
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:24:00 -
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Originally by: Torshin
and this is why Sesfan is a ****** for not putting the eve-o ban back in place. From all of us who lost friends or family in the 9-11 attack, crawl in a hole and die.
sup
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NO BRAKES
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:25:00 -
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This probably deserves some kind of ban
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Deschenus Maximus
Amarr
Digital Fury Corporation
Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:25:00 -
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Wow... just... wow...
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Nlewis
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:25:00 -
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Originally by: Kristoffer
Shove your ******* goonfaggotry up your own ass and go die
this
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Spiceminer
Caldari
Man Train Inc.
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:25:00 -
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Originally by: Bu Jinkan
Originally by: Torshin
and this is why Sesfan is a ****** for not putting the eve-o ban back in place. From all of us who lost friends or family in the 9-11 attack, crawl in a hole and die.
I lost friends in the 9/11 attack too.
They were flying the plane looool
:masterstroke:
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Viper ShizzIe
Coreli Corporation
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:26:00 -
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Just when I thought the level of goon****gotry couldn't get any lower.
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HydroSan
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:28:00 -
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haha oh god kill this thread
oh god
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Salastil
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:29:00 -
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he he he they fall for it zionist pigs one by one they reveal themselves.
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NO BRAKES
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:29:00 -
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Originally by: Wylker
/reads all of his 1000 "why I hate goonswarm" posts
/nods
/walks away shaking his head
You needed 1000?
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Cringeley
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:30:00 -
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Originally by: Wylker
/reads all of his 1000 "why I hate goonswarm" posts
/nods
/walks away shaking his head
/hates goons for their freedom
/flies Iteron into Control Tower
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FewGoodMen
Gallente
Gordon Brown Fan Club
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:31:00 -
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Hello its the 12th
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cal nereus
Bounty Hunter - Dark Legion
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:31:00 -
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Too soon?
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Nlewis
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:31:00 -
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Originally by: FewGoodMen
Hello its the 12th
hello timezones
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Vile rat
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:31:00 -
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Originally by: Torshin
and this is why Sesfan is a ****** for not putting the eve-o ban back in place. From all of us who lost friends or family in the 9-11 attack, crawl in a hole and die.
Really now? I am interested in hearing your story.
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Coptic
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:32:00 -
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Originally by: FewGoodMen
Hello its the 12th
Not in MY country.
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Ponderous Thunderstroke
Republic War Machine Industries
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:32:00 -
[36]
My first reaction was going to be...
NATE.
HAMMERTOWN.
...but I dunno, I'm just not feeling it on this one.
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Naomi Shaikorth
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:32:00 -
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Originally by: Cringeley
/hates goons for their freedom
/flies Iteron into Control Tower
/flies a 3rd Iteron into the Pentagon.
Sesfan Akbar!
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Naomi Wildfire
Amarr
Stardust Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:32:00 -
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Its sad that you are proud of such a ****talk, grow up kids.
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Rosemary Robot
Nine Incorporated Holdings
We Are Nice Guys
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:33:00 -
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Preparing to cleanse the mosque of the Sunni infidels, I tightened my C-4 vest. I awaited the call to prayer, but the sweet shahada of the muezzin was replaced by the cackle of a man in silks and gold from the East. From the minaret he yelled, "Bismallah ar-rahman ar-raheem, I testify that they no busta like this busta right here. ya'll look like grizzly adams cooked too long." I was stricken ill by this comment, and reached for some nearby dates from a date tree to ease my stomach. "Look at this fool eatin his *****a jacks in his *****a jacket. yall look like the cookie monster in a old navy vest." I was incensed at and pressed the detonation button on the remote. The last thing I heard in life was "Ya'll get the WB on that" and I awoke in a land of pure white. I looked around to find my 72 virgins, but I saw that they were surrounding that man dressed of the East, feeding him milk and honey! "Those are my virgins!" I exclaimed, and the women giggled. "The only virgin round here now is you son," said the man. I fell to my knees. "and yall got a hole in your chest" and I was like damn.
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Ruff Ceyx
Amarr
Blackguard Brigade
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:33:00 -
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Sad..really sad. 
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Salastil
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:33:00 -
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Edited by: Salastil on 12/09/2007 04:33:05
09-11-07
YOU CAN NOT STOP US.
WE HAVE THIS TYRRAX.
YOU DIE NOW.
ARE YOU AFRAID?
DEATH TO BOB.
DEATH TO RISE.
EVIL THUG IS GREAT
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Viper ShizzIe
Coreli Corporation
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:33:00 -
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Originally by: Oofig VanDoogan
Mad propz to Exuro Mortis
Huh?
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Captian Internet
Lead Bricks
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:33:00 -
[43]
The goons are jewish?
Local Thread 107-b,War ,Navigation Shortcuts |
Waterfowl Democracy
The Ministry of Indigenous Affairs
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:33:00 -
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Mad props for bringing the planes.
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Attak
Trioptimum
FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:33:00 -
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I'm confused. Shouldn't people be giving Goons mad props for bringing it?
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Nova Cygni
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:34:00 -
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Edited by: Nova Cygni on 12/09/2007 04:34:06
CONTROL TOWER EIGHT WAS A CONTROLLED DEMOLITION. THE TRUTH IS IN THE VIDEOS. NO DREADNAUGHT SHOT THAT TOWER. IT TOOK NO SPLASH DAMAGE. WHY DID IT FALL? SESFAN PLANNED THIS ALL. YOU ARE ALL FALLING INTO HIS TRAPS. SESFAN LIED GOONS DIED. REPOST THIS ON UR MYSPACE BULLETINS IF U R AFTER THE TRUTH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
IF U POST THIS IN 4 MINUTES U WILL GET A KISS FROM UR SWEETY
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Haakkon
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:34:00 -
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This kind of stuff really needs to stop.
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Coptic
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:35:00 -
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I saw pods jumping out from the pos shields to their doom 
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Subira
Amarr
Subira Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:36:00 -
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Originally by: Attak
I'm confused. Shouldn't people be giving Goons mad props for bringing it?
They actually accomplished something. You only get "mad props" for "bringing it" if you die coz of some worthless misstake doing something that lacks direction and goal.
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Mao Anqing
The Cult of Sesfan
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:36:00 -
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In the name of the holy Sesfan, we of the most holy order brought righteous jihad on the towers of the enemy. Through the power of the faith, we brought down these pagan shrines to the deities of capitalism. Sesfan Akbar!
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