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Cornucopian
Gallente
Dutch Omega
United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.12 16:58:00 -
[1]
How about you sticky this before it goes down... seems to be laggy as HELL.
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"post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
 Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
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Shari Vegas
Minmatar
Ctrl Alt Elites
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:00:00 -
[2]
Way to not fix the problem for days CCP.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
I have no clue.
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Scott Ryder
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:07:00 -
[3]
Its down. More petitions up :)
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Lowanaera
Amarr
Paladin Imperium
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:08:00 -
[4]
Too late, it is down.
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5n4keyes
Sacred Templars
DeStInY.
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:08:00 -
[5]
Eeeeesh..
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fire 59
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:08:00 -
[6]
Good timing, simpsons is on telly \o/
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Lebowske
Nosferatu Security Foundation
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:08:00 -
[7]
Your preemptiveness killed it :p
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- It's better to keep your mouth shut and let people believe
you're an idiot, rather than opening it and removing all doubt.
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Bon Hedus
Amarr
O.E.C
Legionnaire Services Ltd.
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:08:00 -
[8]
I believe she's going down Captain.... Man the lifeboats, women and children first!
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Heavy Lag Spike II belonging to EvE Cluster Node #0815 hits your Connection, wrecking your latency to 998ms |
Shinhan
Phoenix Knights
Dark Nebula Galactic Empire
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:08:00 -
[9]
I got kicked and cant log back in. So, at least my node is down. Its just a matter of time until all the nodes are down.
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Selling apples, 1 signature each.
ѼѼѼѼѼѼѼ |
Raoul Endymion
Gallente
x13
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:08:00 -
[10]
just crashed here, roughly same time as last night..
reason why : Linkage
click, have a laugh while its offline..
x13 Website ~ x13 Killboard ~ x13 Recruitment |
MMXMMX
Caldari
Dawn of a new Empire
Pure.
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:08:00 -
[11]
Connection Timeout - The server did not respond to the client's secure-handshake request within a reasonable amount of time
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K'reemy G'udness
Gimme Gimme Gimme
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:09:00 -
[12]
*psst* hey CCP I don't know how to tell you this but your internet space ships game is broken again
Sincerely,
K'reemy
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Uh oh...
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Alaxen
Caldari
Confederation of Red Miners
Red Moon Federation
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:09:00 -
[13]
At least when it gets a bit laggy, and Traffic Advisories are a dime a dozen, you have just enough time to switch to a long training skill! \o/
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Mecinia Lua
Galactic Express
Frontier Trade League
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:09:00 -
[14]
I blackscreened trying to undock to help a mate.
Well I get stuck on the authentication screen now :(
Thoughts expressed are mine and mine alone. They do not necessarily reflect my alliances thoughts. |
Acinonyx Jubatus
Minmatar
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:09:00 -
[15]
Bah, seems to get perfectly timed with my skills or something, too...
Seriously, last skill I finished, 5 mins before it ends, server goes down for an hour...
Now with 8 minutes to go and feeling "uh oh, better go swi-" server's down... ):
Meanies.
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
D-L
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:09:00 -
[16]
Daniel Jackson: I'm sorry, that's just the way I feel about it. What do you think?
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Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
Zzz
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:09:00 -
[17]
If this gets the sticky, prepare for bingo:
Originally by: Jimer Lins
Since this is now the official thread: (and this is just for fun, to hopefully give people something to laugh about)
Server Crash Bingo!
So, the server crashed. While we wait, as a means of putting off the boredom, download the Server Crash Bingo cards.
Rules: Every time someone in the "official" thread (the one that gets stickied) says something in one of the positions, or substantially similar (enough that it's reasonably close) cover a spot.
When you get 5 in a row, in any direction, you get to claim a bingo.
The first person to claim a legitimate Bingo by posting here with the # of the card and the posts they're claiming it for gets 10 million ISK from me. :)
My research services
Spreadsheets: Top speed calculation - Halo Implant stats |
bigfatbird
Seven.
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:09:00 -
[18]
Jim, its dead.
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Lebowske
Nosferatu Security Foundation
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:10:00 -
[19]
Actually very funny.
Yesterday I warp in on a gate in a Serpentis Extravaganza - I pop 2 rats, the server dies.
Today - I try to redo the mission, warping back in from emergency warp - shoot two rats - and the server dies.
I think I broke the server ....
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- It's better to keep your mouth shut and let people believe
you're an idiot, rather than opening it and removing all doubt.
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Ggrimreaper
Dreamscape
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:10:00 -
[20]
normally I don't whine about this as I know how annoying PC's can be...
but in last 3 days I've seen more crashes then i have over past 3 years... come on CCP at least tell us where the fault is.
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Lord Starwolf
Caldari
Kodan Armada
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:10:00 -
[21]
Yeah I can't log in... I felt the lag, warned the corpies to get their stuff inside station, then figured it was time to take a break and log. Then I noticed I have 10 mins left on pulse laser spec 5 :(
That skill que sounds nicer each crash lol (daily)
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Desric
Claw of the Dragon
Empire Research
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:10:00 -
[22]
LOL, thats awesome, server down threads before it actually happens... You should work for CCP and do the recon work, maybe we would get some continuos playtime then!
Sick of waiting weeks for a free research slot? |
Abbadon
Caldari
Pukin' Dogs
D0GMA
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:10:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Bon Hedus
I believe she's going down Captain.... Gallente and WoW players first!
Fixed
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Avery Eclipsen
Minmatar
Through the Ashes of Empires
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:10:00 -
[24]
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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EvilChaotyK
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:11:00 -
[25]
 Hamster Down !!!
-- Evil --
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Robdon
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:11:00 -
[26]
This is ******* ridiculous.
If our computer system was down this many times, I would be out of a job...
Cant believe they have zero redundancy, and who the hell thought it was a good idea to connect the forums to the same machines, since they seem to go down about the same time...
amateurs...
And its a real shame, cause I love this game :(
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Vrabac
Amarr
BALKAN EXPRESS
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:11:00 -
[27]
My drones were in this time. I win. 
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente
Sublime.
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:11:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Kazuo Ishiguro
If this gets the sticky, prepare for bingo:
Originally by: Jimer Lins
Since this is now the official thread: (and this is just for fun, to hopefully give people something to laugh about)
Server Crash Bingo!
So, the server crashed. While we wait, as a means of putting off the boredom, download the Server Crash Bingo cards.
Rules: Every time someone in the "official" thread (the one that gets stickied) says something in one of the positions, or substantially similar (enough that it's reasonably close) cover a spot.
When you get 5 in a row, in any direction, you get to claim a bingo.
The first person to claim a legitimate Bingo by posting here with the # of the card and the posts they're claiming it for gets 10 million ISK from me. :)
I've already got my card.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Kriger
x13
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:11:00 -
[29]
good time to run off for some McD's then (lacking a BK here  )
.:: Kriger's gfx Factory ::. |
Cornucopian
Gallente
Dutch Omega
United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:11:00 -
[30]
awww give my thread the sticky!!! it represents our heartache the best; also our cynicism.
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"post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
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Asperger
Foundation
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:11:00 -
[31]
Originally by: DubanFP
Daniel Jackson: I'm sorry, that's just the way I feel about it. What do you think?
Brilliant. But I'm fed up with this damn breakfast already!
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000Hunter000
Gallente
Magners Marauders
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:12:00 -
[32]
So... is it conspiracy time? yesterday tried to log in and OMGWTFNOOOOOICANTLOGIN!!!
today, tried to log in and.. yeah u guessed it 
CCP, let us pay the online shop with Direct Debit!!!
Magners is now recruiting, evemail me or Dagazbo ingame.
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Lardarz B'stard
Amarr
Dark Knights of Deneb
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:12:00 -
[33]
Please tell this coming weekend's lottery numbers Mystic Cornucopean.
*
Yeah, that's right... it was me all along. And I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those pesky kids |
Lebowske
Nosferatu Security Foundation
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:12:00 -
[34]
NOw lets play some tic-tac-toe while we wait
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-X-
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- It's better to keep your mouth shut and let people believe
you're an idiot, rather than opening it and removing all doubt.
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ewqilibrium
The Illuminati.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:13:00 -
[35]
Edited by: ewqilibrium on 12/09/2007 17:13:45
i know they hawe problem i lost 20 heavy drones tec 2 and raven just run from me because i cant lock he..i axept all thet..I SPEND 3 HOURS HEDING FOR NEW DRONES 3 TIMES UP AND DOWN..CCP PPL MAKE DT 10 DAYS WE WILL WAIT FIX THIS PLEASE..10 DAYS DT I THINK IT IS INAFE..
regard
eqwi aka lee chanka
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Thanos Draicon
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:13:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Lebowske
NOw lets play some tic-tac-toe while we wait
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-O-
-X-
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Omega Man
The Geddy Foundation
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:13:00 -
[37]
what the server is down?
how long has this been, i have been lagged most of the day so tend not to notice these things anymore
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Happy user of CAOD troll cleaner
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=584345 |
Lebowske
Nosferatu Security Foundation
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:13:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Thanos Draicon
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XO-
-X-
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- It's better to keep your mouth shut and let people believe
you're an idiot, rather than opening it and removing all doubt.
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Scott Ryder
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:13:00 -
[39]
hmmm im starting to get rather sick of this.
I got 3 accounts, wich means i used to have alot of time for eve, Now i dont have much time for eve, and im actually selling of the characters on the forum.
But the point is, how does the server keeps going down and ccp doesnt give reimburstments? I have two petitions in the reimburstmentline, one i have had there for two weeks when i lost a ship with rather expensive fittings due to massive server fail, And yesterday the server fail cost me yet another day of waste.
Either fix the server or start working your ass trough the reimburstmentlines while you are fixing the servers
And give your customers something as a "thank you for beeing patient and quitting eve becouse we have alot problems gift" like a 3 day gtc or something
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Thanos Draicon
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:14:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Lebowske
Originally by: Thanos Draicon
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XO-
OX-
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Lebowske
Nosferatu Security Foundation
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:15:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Thanos Draicon
--X
XO-
OX-
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- It's better to keep your mouth shut and let people believe
you're an idiot, rather than opening it and removing all doubt.
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:15:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Cornucopian
How about you sticky this before it goes down... seems to be laggy as HELL.
From "CNVTF" chat:
Quote:
[ 2007.09.12 16:13:47 ] Nakashiro > schimbatzi pe skille lungi ca iar se fute
Translation : "switch to long skill, server going down soon".
Yeah, it is THAT noticeable. And so much time in advance.
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EVE GOLDEN RULES | Char creation guide | Stack-nerfing explained |
Riggwelter
Caldari
Drinkers Appreciation Soiciety
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:15:00 -
[43]
Gah and i didnt bring any work home tonight.
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Cornucopian
Gallente
Dutch Omega
United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:15:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Lardarz B'stard
Please tell this coming weekend's lottery numbers Mystic Cornucopean.
yessssss.....I feel something coming.....I seeeeee I seeee: drunk devs giggling under the table, one of them with a plug in his hand? No wait.... AH! they are microsoft devs, seems like someone from CCP is calling again, they have it on speakerphone, and the people listening are going blue trying to hold their laughter.....
seems you have the same whine threads we have here, only yours are at MS?
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"post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
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Alex V0X2
Minmatar
Royal Crimson Lancers
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:16:00 -
[45]
rabble rabble moar hamsterz rabble rabble
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente
Sublime.
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:16:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Cornucopian
Originally by: Lardarz B'stard
Please tell this coming weekend's lottery numbers Mystic Cornucopean.
yessssss.....I feel something coming.....I seeeeee I seeee: drunk devs giggling under the table, one of them with a plug in his hand? No wait.... AH! they are microsoft devs, seems like someone from CCP is calling again, they have it on speakerphone, and the people listening are going blue trying to hold their laughter.....
seems you have the same whine threads we have here, only yours are at MS?
Does this count as like three different things on my Bingo card?
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Mermster
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:17:00 -
[47]
RABLE RABLE RABLE RABLE RABLE!
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Terminus adacai
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:17:00 -
[48]
What!?!?! The servers down!?!?! That never happens!!! 
Opinions reflected on my posts are just that, my opinions. They do not reflect views held by my corp or alliance. |
Cornucopian
Gallente
Dutch Omega
United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:18:00 -
[49]
Originally by: An Anarchyyt
Originally by: Cornucopian
Originally by: Lardarz B'stard
Please tell this coming weekend's lottery numbers Mystic Cornucopean.
yessssss.....I feel something coming.....I seeeeee I seeee: drunk devs giggling under the table, one of them with a plug in his hand? No wait.... AH! they are microsoft devs, seems like someone from CCP is calling again, they have it on speakerphone, and the people listening are going blue trying to hold their laughter.....
seems you have the same whine threads we have here, only yours are at MS?
Does this count as like three different things on my Bingo card?
sorry.... lottery numbers are:
1 9 23 12 21 6, lucky color; hamster brown
also.... I predict ninja gaiden 2 will be an XBOX exclusive.
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"post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
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Thanos Draicon
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:18:00 -
[50]
Quote:
--X
XO-
OXO
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Ooyama
Caldari
Fain LLC
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:18:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Scott Ryder
hmmm im starting to get rather sick of this.
I got 3 accounts, wich means i used to have alot of time for eve, Now i dont have much time for eve, and im actually selling of the characters on the forum.
But the point is, how does the server keeps going down and ccp doesnt give reimburstments? I have two petitions in the reimburstmentline, one i have had there for two weeks when i lost a ship with rather expensive fittings due to massive server fail, And yesterday the server fail cost me yet another day of waste.
Either fix the server or start working your ass trough the reimburstmentlines while you are fixing the servers
And give your customers something as a "thank you for beeing patient and quitting eve becouse we have alot problems gift" like a 3 day gtc or something
I endorse this one,, allmost all other mmorpg's i know of does this, so how come (considering the charade the socalled "uptime" has been these last days) CCP doesn't  .
Ooyama.
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I think it's little to ask, that every Concord-pilot roll over and die, that i may live
in my version of a perfect world of eternal joy, fun, and justice. |
Miriyana
Gallente
Legions of Derek
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:18:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Asperger
Originally by: DubanFP
Daniel Jackson: I'm sorry, that's just the way I feel about it. What do you think?
Brilliant. But I'm fed up with this damn breakfast already!
Hahaha
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Change just leads to more problems
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Oh please no, I've had enough with real world taxes, and dealing with the tax agency. No more taxes!!
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Molten Black
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:18:00 -
[53]
Stop with the free trials.
Sort the problems with your paying customers first!
The server cannee take it.
And stop bragging about record numbers of people online until you can keep them online.
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Merm Fett
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:18:00 -
[54]
RABBLE* RABBLE* RABBLE* RABBLE* RABBLE*! There we go 
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Lebowske
Nosferatu Security Foundation
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:19:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Thanos Draicon
X-X
XO-
OXO
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- It's better to keep your mouth shut and let people believe
you're an idiot, rather than opening it and removing all doubt.
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breadcat
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:19:00 -
[56]
I couldnt play yesterday and kinda hoped i could play today..... 
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Lord Baden
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:19:00 -
[57]
Whoooaa, this is like, routine server crash, or I've smoked one too many, cauz I could have sworn this happened last night as well
Anyhow, come on CCP, deploy them repair drones on the server, and get some hamster medics, call in some favours with the server gods if you have to  |
Captain Plumbo
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:19:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Thanos Draicon
--X
XO-
XOX-
I win 
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Celtic Bomber
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:20:00 -
[59]
Originally by: EvilChaotyK
Hamster Down !!!
The Gerbil Putsch is on!!! Hamster down everywhere! Servers in flames, little running wheels used to power servers smashed! The humanity THE HUMANITY!!!
On a personal note I for one would like to welcome our new Gerbil Overlords. Viva La Revolucion!
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Swamp Ziro
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:20:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Lebowske
Originally by: Thanos Draicon
X-X
XOZ
OXO
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Xantia Gedur
Minmatar
House of Gedur
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:22:00 -
[61]
It's actually quite funny, someone said in local that it feels like the server is about to die. 20 mins later i notice thats still the last thing said on local (which is strange for 200 ppl in system) so I type something and it disconnects
_________
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Cornucopian
Gallente
Dutch Omega
United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:23:00 -
[62]
lol,
do you kids remember singleplayer games? all you could blame was your own rig.... your free time wasnt outsourced to another company....
outsourcing always ****s things up!!!!
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"post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
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Mikelio Raijan
Sulithus
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:24:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Captain Plumbo
Originally by: Thanos Draicon
--X
XO-
XOX-
I win
Your quote appears to contain 4 X's and 2 O's, it is quite possible that you don't actually know what tic tac toe is.
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Cornucopian
Gallente
Dutch Omega
United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:26:00 -
[64]
awwwww they didnt sticky my thread!!!!
boooooo
seriously though, this is turning into a soap opera
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"post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: Royaldo
complete win by Cornucopian!
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CCP Wrangler
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Posted - 2007.09.12 17:26:00 -
[65]
Please continue the discussion in this thread. 
Wrangler
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