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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.09.14 08:52:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 14/09/2007 08:54:26
Yes it's another lovely friday morning and time for another petition by yours truly. So like a bunny, hop to it.
While I'm contemplating on the future, on drinking whisk(e)y and beer at my local station, while watching a Full Body Eris Discordia poster...
I got to thinking... And i got to drinking...(Not necessarily in that particular order)
There is a certain aspect missing from the EVEverse, something rather essential, it's something that...that...it's an...an...outrage! Argh! It's been FAAAR too long without this feature and things just don't work without it. and now i reque...NEY! Demand.....NEY!! Ask really really nicely with a cherry on top of a mountain of icecream that this be implemented.
*puts on his fluffy wig and widebottom pants*
*sings* I'm talkin' 'bout the Ship Wash! Working at the Ship Wash yeah!!
What?
A Ship Wash for those dirty dirty ships that come in and out of stations all the time. Surely those missiles, lasers, lil drones, big drones, smeeeelly drones...ahem...and other stuff floating about space has left a mark or two on a ship! I mean, have you been to the toxic clouds of Otitoh? So with just a *cough*considerable*cough* sum of ISK, you could get a fresh new look on your ship that would make all the other POD pilots go "Oooh!",.. before blowing you apart.
So why not put a lil service for those pilots who "Fly by the mile, but do it in style!"
Ofcourse effects of the wash wear out as you battle along, fly your cow-dung filled haulers and Exotic Dancers are a must in the process...but...in the meanwhile!
*hands out pens*
If you could just write your name on the dotted line 
Minmatar...i'm not telling you again...you can't sign with an autocannon...no matter how "small" the caliber!
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Julien Mornier
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Posted - 2007.09.14 09:27:00 -
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Hmm...does this "ship wash" in any way involve those exotic dancers that I have been stockpiling?
(Tongue planted firmly in cheek....er, not sure that's the proper metaphor....)
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Wacoede
Amarr
Allied Combat Team
Endless Horizon
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Posted - 2007.09.14 09:28:00 -
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can I have what your drinking please
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Naomi Wildfire
Amarr
Stardust Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2007.09.14 09:34:00 -
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/signed
no minmatar ships .. anymore :)
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Lebowske
Nosferatu Security Foundation
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Posted - 2007.09.14 09:35:00 -
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No - thats just wrong. Instead, we need Ambulation so that I can have a shower ... I smell.
Hurry plz.
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Julien Mornier
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Posted - 2007.09.14 09:35:00 -
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 Originally by: Wacoede
can I have what your drinking please
*Hands off a Jack & Coke*
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Bodo Bass
Minmatar
Templars of Space
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Posted - 2007.09.14 09:45:00 -
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hmmm, washing your ships because it get's hit by missle's, guns, drones and things like that?
You sure you need a washing service for that? I think an ironing service will do better.
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Geodeath
Caldari
Fist of God
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Posted - 2007.09.14 10:12:00 -
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I want to pimp out my paint job. How about a nice midnight metallic purple to go with my chrome auto cannons and gold launcher tubes. Oh, and neon for the thruster ports.
/signed!
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Sister Impotentata
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.09.14 11:02:00 -
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Sorry Chuck, but I'm going to have to disagree.
Sony implemented washing in their admittedly cross-genre title Gran Turismo 4. Overhyped, DOA, and perhaps the single most significant factor in Sony's console slide, this semi-functional racing title had more to appeal to the chav than the chauffeur. Notably, car washes that actually had an effect on the performance of the car. Interesting idea, but like the Leearning skills, ultimately nothing more than a time-sink in a still-level playing field.
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Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries
Zzz
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Posted - 2007.09.14 11:06:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Pseudo drunk rant
Ok.... he has now either had his account hacked or has completely lost it.....
This idea would ruin PvP, everyone and their exotic dancer knows Minmatar need that dirt to bathe in and stick their ships together - it would take all the fun out the game....
/not sighned - jabs pen in Sherrif Jones ear.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.09.14 11:51:00 -
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Thanks once again for the, somewhat differentiated, support.
These threads would be nothing without the responses 
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Disco Flint
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.09.14 12:00:00 -
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Originally by: Wacoede
can I have what your drinking please
/signed.
Oh, and this is seriously my second favourite suggestion right after space whales. Bring those two ingame, CCP! I bet Ahab wouldn't have been so grumpy if he had his ship scrubbed by a few (more or less clothed) exotic dancers beforehand.
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.14 12:36:00 -
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Originally by: Julien Mornier
Hmm...does this "ship wash" in any way involve those exotic dancers that I have been stockpiling?
(Tongue planted firmly in cheek....er, not sure that's the proper metaphor....)
Who's cheek? 
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Del Narveux
Dukes of Hazard
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Posted - 2007.09.14 13:08:00 -
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sined
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Well, at least we have forum PvP..
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.14 13:17:00 -
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Woooo! Ship wash!
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