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Berendas
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Posted - 2007.09.14 13:50:00 -
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Alrighty this fast talking British guy goes by the name Zero Punctuation and reviews games for the Escapist. These reviews are the incarnation of the word 'win'. Watch one and you'll probably end up watching the rest. 
Tombaider Review
BioShock
Console War
Psychonauts
Heavenly Sword/Resident Evil 5
The Darkness Demo
Fable
Commets Welcome 
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Twoguns
Executive Mindframe
Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.14 14:01:00 -
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Awesome, Thanks for posting this 
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.14 14:18:00 -
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Hehehe, thats really funny 
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Kodiak31415
An Eye For An Eye
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.09.14 14:21:00 -
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Old(ish)
Originally by: Berendas
Alrighty this fast talking Australian guy goes by the name Yahtzee and reviews games for the Escapist. These reviews are the incarnation of the word 'win'. Watch one and you'll probably end up watching the rest.
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These reviews are really awseome, highly recommended even if you don't plan on playing the games he reviews.
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.09.14 14:23:00 -
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He is Yahtzee.
He is always right.
You cannot disagree with him.
He is always right.
And yes Bioshock is overrated. 
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Kazuma Saruwatari
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Posted - 2007.09.14 15:30:00 -
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nice
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sleep kever
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Posted - 2007.09.14 15:35:00 -
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Oh awesome, absolutely loved the bioshock review
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.09.14 16:45:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari
He is Yahtzee.
He is always right.
You cannot disagree with him.
He is always right.
And yes Bioshock is overrated.
Bioshock is indeed overrated
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.09.14 17:34:00 -
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Originally by: Kodiak31415
Old(ish)
Originally by: Berendas
Alrighty this fast talking Australian guy goes by the name Yahtzee and reviews games for the Escapist. These reviews are the incarnation of the word 'win'. Watch one and you'll probably end up watching the rest.
Fixed
These reviews are really awseome, highly recommended even if you don't plan on playing the games he reviews.
"British-born, currently Australian-based" according to the website. If I moved to Germany, it wouldn't turn me in to a German 
(Yes yes, he's funny and I want him for my country!)
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Or'Chan
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.09.14 18:12:00 -
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Rambling and clever animations, what more could you want?
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Vicarrah
Minmatar
Hand Of The Tahiri
Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2007.09.14 18:53:00 -
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He may or may not be right about the Darkness demo (I've never played it). but hot-d**n the full game is good. Epic epic story.
Vicarrah
Tahiri Matriarch |
Kyanzes
Utopian Research I.E.L.
Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2007.09.14 22:59:00 -
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From the Bioshock review: "How exactly does a steam powered gun turret differentiate between friend and foe? I wasn't aware that boiled water could form allegiances."
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Mikelio Raijan
Sulithus
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Posted - 2007.09.15 02:02:00 -
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Just watched every one of those, absolutely hilarious.
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Berendas
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Posted - 2007.09.15 22:56:00 -
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Glad to see everybody liked it so far keep the post coming!
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Skarvl Mandoo
principle of motion
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.09.16 20:50:00 -
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Started with the Bioshock review, as that had the most current relevance. It started out annoying, but grew on me quickly. Console tards, ******/Skeletor combination. Good stuff. I hope he wasn't serious when he put Deus Ex on the screen as one of the more difficult RPG's for the PC . Other than that, excellent review.
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Asestorian
Minmatar
Omerta Syndicate
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.09.16 21:11:00 -
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I love this guy, he's brilliant. I can never tell when he's released more though, and I always forget to check so I only know that there are any new ones when threads like this appear on various forums D:
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Born Slippy
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Posted - 2007.09.16 21:54:00 -
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Awesome! Cheers for sharing that!
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Asimov Andies
Gallente
Viral Productions
Soldiers of the Forgotten Abyss
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Posted - 2007.09.16 22:27:00 -
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I would love to see an EVE one.
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Phrixus Zephyr
D00M.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.09.17 00:11:00 -
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Originally by: Kodiak31415
Old(ish)
Originally by: Berendas
Alrighty this fast talking Australian guy goes by the name Yahtzee and reviews games for the Escapist. These reviews are the incarnation of the word 'win'. Watch one and you'll probably end up watching the rest.
Fixed
These reviews are really awseome, highly recommended even if you don't plan on playing the games he reviews.
...cus he sounds really Australian
Originally by: consider telos
..then we had a fight and he was so dead and
then I like became champion of eve and then
ccp gave me a medal and a t-shirt and asked
me to go out with him on a date to mcD' |
Vari
Carbide Industries
R i s e
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Posted - 2007.09.17 03:31:00 -
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Edited by: Vari on 17/09/2007 03:31:50
O_O
wha? ... jim carrey.alligator.tarantula.pies.squirrels on fire.r-kelly wha? O_O
ok whatever I'm getting psychonauts
Psychonauts' a good game especially if you like something you've never played before. They're one of the first (maybe the first?) to do the gravity manipulation trick (ala Prey, Super Mario Galaxy). And yes, they do it well.
PS: Yes I'm sad people are raving about Halo 3 as if it were new :( Maybe Halo 4 will have player classes and Halo 5 will have bases so by 2013 Xbox owners can party like it's 1998.
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Deschenus Maximus
Amarr
Digital Fury Corporation
Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2007.09.17 03:59:00 -
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OMG I HAven't laughed this hard in a long time, and I only watched the Tombraider review s far...
On ot more laughs!
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Darwinia
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.09.17 10:58:00 -
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Daaamn.. now my monitor is full of spit. Bad Berendas!
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Berendas
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Posted - 2007.09.19 19:06:00 -
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His lastest review; Manhunt. For all those who are interested he makes a new one every Wednesday and you can find it on The Escapists homepage; Escapist Homepage. I'll still posts the most current ones if the thread keeps up .
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Sgt Blade
An Eye For An Eye
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.09.19 21:34:00 -
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i simply lol
Hypnotic Pelvic Thrusting Level 5 |
Ray McCormack
hirr
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Posted - 2007.09.26 16:24:00 -
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New episode today.
Peggle
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Thanos Draicon
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Posted - 2007.09.26 17:01:00 -
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Anyone have an RSS feed for the Zero Punctuation reviews? I want to add this to my google homepage.
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Sakura Nihil
Stimulus
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Posted - 2007.09.26 17:38:00 -
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"For a few days, it was like Schroedinger's console, in a quantum state of both bricks and un-bricks until we finally tried playing something again, and the waveform collapsed. *boom*"
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Ray McCormack
hirr
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Posted - 2007.09.26 17:40:00 -
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Originally by: Thanos Draicon
Anyone have an RSS feed for the Zero Punctuation reviews? I want to add this to my google homepage.
RSS Feed
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Thanos Draicon
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Posted - 2007.09.26 17:43:00 -
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Originally by: Ray McCormack
Originally by: Thanos Draicon
Anyone have an RSS feed for the Zero Punctuation reviews? I want to add this to my google homepage.
RSS Feed
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Skraeling Shortbus
Caldari
The Arrow Project
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.09.26 19:19:00 -
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Originally by: Asestorian
I love this guy, he's brilliant. I can never tell when he's released more though, and I always forget to check so I only know that there are any new ones when threads like this appear on various forums D:
every wednesday.
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Ray McCormack
hirr
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Posted - 2007.10.03 17:35:00 -
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Halo 3
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lofty29
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.10.03 17:42:00 -
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Originally by: Ray McCormack
Halo 3
That is the most accurate review of Halo 3 to date, probably because it wasn't done by some giddy fanboy who's been chomping at the bit for a whole 2 YEARS! Damn. I mean, it's not like they have a bad attention span, is it? Us half-life players had to wait a full 6 to get the second installment). Hats off to this man
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.10.03 17:43:00 -
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Originally by: Ray McCormack
Halo 3
I think this thread deserves a sticky.
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Menkaure
Amarr
Vanitas Corp.
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Posted - 2007.10.03 17:56:00 -
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Originally by: lofty29
Originally by: Ray McCormack
Halo 3
That is the most accurate review of Halo 3 to date, probably because it wasn't done by some giddy fanboy who's been chomping at the bit for a whole 2 YEARS! Damn. I mean, it's not like they have a bad attention span, is it? Us half-life players had to wait a full 6 to get the second installment). Hats off to this man
Yeah, pretty damn close. Have to disagree with the Multiplayer bit, since to me that pretty much makes the game. But other than that, its all good.
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.10.03 21:33:00 -
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Originally by: Menkaure
Originally by: lofty29
Originally by: Ray McCormack
Halo 3
That is the most accurate review of Halo 3 to date, probably because it wasn't done by some giddy fanboy who's been chomping at the bit for a whole 2 YEARS! Damn. I mean, it's not like they have a bad attention span, is it? Us half-life players had to wait a full 6 to get the second installment). Hats off to this man
Yeah, pretty damn close. Have to disagree with the Multiplayer bit, since to me that pretty much makes the game. But other than that, its all good.
I think Zero's point was that he wasn't reviewing the multiplayer and didn't intend to; that his review wasn't intended to cover the multiplayer.
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Reiisha
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.10.03 23:45:00 -
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You can't claim that it's a perfect game if there's parts about it you complain about. Which kind of ticks me off with every single other review of Halo 3 out there... And that makes me love the ZP reviews. They do make sense.
Funniest thing about this was some comment from someone that basically says "you can't review Halo 3 if you're not a fanboy and haven't played the first 2 games". That statement just made me rub his face in his own stupidity for the next 15 years before making him play Descent to Undermountain for the following 30.
EVE History Wiki
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lofty29
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.10.03 23:46:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari
Originally by: Menkaure
Originally by: lofty29
Originally by: Ray McCormack
Halo 3
That is the most accurate review of Halo 3 to date, probably because it wasn't done by some giddy fanboy who's been chomping at the bit for a whole 2 YEARS! Damn. I mean, it's not like they have a bad attention span, is it? Us half-life players had to wait a full 6 to get the second installment). Hats off to this man
Yeah, pretty damn close. Have to disagree with the Multiplayer bit, since to me that pretty much makes the game. But other than that, its all good.
I think Zero's point was that he wasn't reviewing the multiplayer and didn't intend to; that his review wasn't intended to cover the multiplayer.
His name isnt zero 
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Sharupak
Minmatar
Knights Of the Black Sun
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.10.04 01:23:00 -
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That was hilarious!
oh god
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Ze4K DK
Gallente
Viper Squad
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.10.04 02:59:00 -
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This is just too hilarious...
Manhunt
Peggle
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Lithalnas
Amarr
Headcrabs
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Posted - 2007.10.04 04:38:00 -
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I still like the line from bioshock the best
"your a hybrid of ****** and skeletor whose **** is pure melevelence"
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