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Sir Scorpion Black Banners	Posted - 2007.09.15 19:11:00 - [1] Edited by: Sir Scorpion on 15/09/2007 19:12:37 This is a personal story, this my first writing ever on personal thoughts, I donÆt really get upset by them but some time I feel the weight of all this crap on my chest, so where else is better to unload them than the eve forums. I got onto face book when one night I was looking through my Email and found an invitation from my friend, now she in most cases is quite intelligent, and provide me from time to time with intellectual challenges and interesting conversations which is quite a lot to ask from a girl here in my country ôUAEö where I have to make this clear that all women here are fracking princess and have at least 2 maids to attend to her request for a glass of water while the kitchen is 4m away. Let me explain things a bit further, so that you will understand the whole idea from where I am sitting, since I am sure this will sound some what out of the ordinary for a lot of you around here. Now the guy girl relation ship here is somewhat different, in some cases the relationship might look almost as identical as western relation, while in some cases it will involve high powered assault rifles and Kevlar vests. But I will try and stick to the middle point as much as possible, the typical way to meet a girl here is through a friend, so I know this guy that knows that girl and she introduces me to her friend and so on. Sounds normal right. The other way is what we call hunting, thatÆs works exactly the way it sounds, so we go the popular places, you see a girl you like then you either shout at her your phone number and hope that she has an IQ of over 10 to remember it. Or if she show interest which is possibly one of the hardest things to observe since the Vaile and cover mixed with her lack in basic human communication skills, you may stealthily approach her and give her a small paper with you number on it. The other way is the internet which has become quite popular to avoid the whole number thing. But I will go though this latter on.
Sir Scorpion Black Banners	Posted - 2007.09.15 19:12:00 - [2] Edited by: Sir Scorpion on 15/09/2007 19:13:07 any way if your lucky and Queen Elizabeth decides that you her knight in more or less shinning armor, she will give you a call, you thing to your self that youÆre the luckiest son of b**** alive and that your finally going to get some, but its hardly the case. now let me explain this without upsetting the 5% female population of eve, although I think I will none the less. Girls that agree to talk to guys here, have issues. .not the normal ones I mean some real issues. So the relationship will be you can hear but cant see let alone touch, and that will go on form few weeks to a few months, after a few thousand dollars in phone bills you meet the girl face to face, by this time you forgot how she looked like if you even seen her in the first place. And she mightàI mean really might not be the girl you wanted. The dates will be short, 2-5 hrs is a good average some might spend 1 night with you if your really lucky but those you have to pay for so your back where you started and contemplating suicide by hitting your self empty bottle of water to increase the suffering. This off Corse is excluding that decent percent of her family catching you in the act. And in a country where every one gets trained at high school to shoot at targets at 400m with an un-scoped assault rifleàyeah that can be problematic. So any way after a few months in this kind of relationship, the girl will usually fall for another guy b/c now your as old her old LV handbag, and its time for you to go, now its ok to break up with some one, but here its usually preferred to frack them up as much as you can before you do so. So it will never be a clean one as much as one that will drag for months and in some times years, b/c this dude brings her Pradas while the other one buys LVs and frankly she wants both. Now the common thought is that hay, this happens here in ôinsert countryö, but believe me I had a lot of experience and so did a lot of my friends and the average for this crap is about 90%. This all I have to say now, I will take you into the actual events in another part. thanks
Azrael Maxim Flexible Demeanour	Posted - 2007.09.15 19:27:00 - [3] That certainly sounds overly complicated, btw isnt it customary to have your parents choose you a wife or husband over there, or am I completely wrong? Unfortunately I am somewhat ignorant about your customs.
Imperator Jora'h	Posted - 2007.09.15 19:31:00 - [4] Seems simple enough. Stop "hunting" and opt for introductions via friends. If 90% of the women who will actually respond to a "hunting" attempt are all fracked up and will lead you through months of time and a good portion of your pocketbook and you'll still probably never even get lucky I'd say to hell with that.
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2007.09.15 19:44:00 - [5] Just two questions... what exactly does a marriage mean (what you get to do with your wife in private, what are her obligations if any, and is there any mandatory financial element prior to marriage), and how much of a pain is a divorce (if at all possible) ? Depending on that... well... you get the idea. _ [CNVTF] is recruiting \| Char creation guide \| Stack-nerfing explained
Captain Hudson Caldari Intergalactic Space Defense Force	Posted - 2007.09.15 20:02:00 - [6] am i the only one who didn't really understand what he is talking about? . Can someone summerise it for me? Originally by: SPQRMocton We would love to have a bunch of teenage pimple boys with no real pvp ability to fil our corpse yards
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2007.09.15 20:22:00 - [7] "I have a female friend on Facebook which is interesting and intelligent, and I just got an invitation from her in my email the other day" Then it goes on for 2 whole posts to explain in detail how girls and dating in general in the UAE are a major pain in the ass. And that's it. _ [CNVTF] is recruiting \| Char creation guide \| Stack-nerfing explained
Imperator Jora'h	Posted - 2007.09.15 20:39:00 - [8] Originally by: Captain Hudson am i the only one who didn't really understand what he is talking about? . Can someone summerise it for me? The women where he lives (United Arab Emirates) are pain in the arse to the point of being actually cruel.
me bored	Posted - 2007.09.15 20:45:00 - [9] part 2: He gets married and it turns out to be a man when the burqa finally comes off.
Chirsthoh Minmatar Daumann industries	Posted - 2007.09.15 20:48:00 - [10] Put the white powder down.. Seriously, did you read that back to yourself?
Sir Scorpion Black Banners	Posted - 2007.09.15 20:58:00 - [11] Sorry if the post seems vague, but this is just part one, in it I want to explain some stuff before part2 which if I posted first will be totally un understandable.
Chirsthoh Minmatar Daumann industries	Posted - 2007.09.15 21:05:00 - [12] Why not just write it all out in one go, proof read, condense, proof read again, post ftw. And I already told you, that white powder... put it down.
Sereifex Daku	Posted - 2007.09.15 21:54:00 - [13] I suggest you move to the west. We don't have such mind boggling traditions and taboos here.
Gungankllr Caldari STK Scientific M. PIRE	Posted - 2007.09.16 00:57:00 - [14] RUSSIAN MAIL ORDER BRIDES READY GO THIS SONG MUST BE PLAYING WHILE YOU ORDER
Thanos Draicon	Posted - 2007.09.16 03:12:00 - [15] You should really consider an American/european girl, man. Despite what you see on TV, there are plenty of intelligent and generally easygoing women in America. I'm married so I don't really know alot about picking up women, lol, but you should avoid these locations in order to avoid people who are dumb, crazy, stuck-up, and/or disease-ridden: 1. Colleges with a yearly tuition above $25K per year (sadly this includes mine...for a reason ) - Filled with vapid princesses who go to college to get a rich boyfriend/trophy husband or become trophy wives 2. Bars - Usually filled with ugly/cheap/mental girls, but not always true 3. Clubs - Filled with ****ty, disease ridden girls and the old men who grope them Avoid those areas and look for social events of some kind and you should be alright.
ry ry StateCorp The State	Posted - 2007.09.16 08:15:00 - [16] Originally by: Gungankllr RUSSIAN MAIL ORDER BRIDES READY GO THIS SONG MUST BE PLAYING WHILE YOU ORDER they're a ****** to get back into the packing crate if you want to return it though.
Tenerhaddi Trinity Corporate Services	Posted - 2007.09.16 08:30:00 - [17] Originally by: Gungankllr RUSSIAN MAIL ORDER BRIDES READY GO THIS SONG MUST BE PLAYING WHILE YOU ORDER I with a American lass but nice to have Russian too. I see it helping the world peace LMAO ---------------- http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556

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