Originally by: Captain Hudson

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i talk loudly on buses because it is fun annoying all the other people on it, espically on double deckers, this ofcourse only happens when im extremly bored, someone wierd is on the bus with me/friends or ofcourse im ****ed out of my bloody mind in which case most night buses are full of loud talking people.

And no im not a chav nor do i have a asbo!

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Originally by: Arron S

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Edited by: Arron S on 20/09/2007 02:45:31
But ******* with peoples heads is fun. esp when they deserve it.

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Originally by: Neon Genesis

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put some headphones on.

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Originally by: Arron S

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Edited by: Arron S on 20/09/2007 02:45:31
But ******* with peoples heads is fun. esp when they deserve it.

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Originally by: Ze4K DK

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Man seriously... You're crying about some girl on a bus? WTF? *WAA WAA THIS GURL ON TEH BUS RUINED MY DAY BY TALKING LOUD ABOUT STUFF WAA WAA*

My advise to you would be to build a bridge and get over it tbh...

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Originally by: Arron S

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my MP3 player is broken, and my mums wash cloth can't fix it.

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Originally by: Tenerhaddi

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....I kicked him in the chest off the bus!...

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Originally by: DarknessInc

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Originally by: Tenerhaddi

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....I kicked him in the chest off the bus!...

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Did you yell? THIS IS THE BUS?!?!

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Originally by: ReaperOfSly

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Annoying bus people:

The Chavs: sit in the back of the bus on the upper deck. In groups, they make fun of anyone who has the misfortune of sitting near them. Alone, they play ear-bleedingly bad noise loudly on their mobiles.

The Guy with The Mobile: apparently, mobile phones don't work very well on buses, because people using them feel the need to yell loudly enough that the person on the other end could probably hear them anyway.

The Mother and Baby: I always cringe whenever I see a mother and baby boarding the bus. If it's very young, the baby will just cry. Can't really blame it for that, but it is bloody annoying. If it's a little bit older, it will be like an alarm clock. "Mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum." Responding to this is like pressing the snooze button, because it will just start up again 5 minutes later. You can see the mother trying to calculate whether it would be more annoying to hear what the kid has to say, or to just let it continue.

The Driver: OK, some drivers are fairly decent human beings. But I haven't met many of this rare species. Many times, I have seen the bus at the stop just before I get there. I run to catch it. I see him watch me approach in his side-mirror. I reach the door and am about to step in. The driver then shuts the door and drives off. Charming.

To the OP: I can understand well why you'd get worked up. Trouble is, you've made yourself look like as much of a tit as she made herself look.

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Originally by: ReaperOfSly

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Alone, they play ear-bleedingly bad noise loudly on their mobiles.

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Originally by: ReaperOfSly

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Many times, I have seen the bus at the stop just before I get there. I run to catch it. I see him watch me approach in his side-mirror. I reach the door and am about to step in. The driver then shuts the door and drives off. Charming.

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A young man gets a job as a bus driver for the Sesame Street School Company. Boy is he excited! It's his first day on the job. He arrives at his first stop, opens the doors and looks out at his first passengers. And there he sees a mother and her two daughters. The mother looks into the bus and says, "You're new aren't you?" The bus driver says, "Yes ma'am, I am." She says, "Well, I'd like you to meet my two little girls. This is Patty Sue and this is Patty Anne." And when he takes a good look at the girls, he simply can't believe his eyes. These kids are big. Really big. I'd like to be kind, but these girls are fat. The mother says, "Now Patty Sue and Patty Anne are big for their age..." He keeps his tongue under control. She says, "I'd like you to give my two little girls individual seats of their own on your bus." "No problem," he says, as the two girls squeeze down the aisle and find their seats. He closes the door and drives to the next stop.

He opens the bus doors and he sees a mother and her young son. The mother looks at him and says, "You're new, aren't you?" He says, "Yes, ma'am, I am." She says, "Well, I'd like you to meet my son Ross. He's very special." And he looks down at what can only be described as the nerd to end all nerds. The boy wears thick glasses with white tape holding them together. He has pencils in his shirt pocket. He has the short-sleeved dress shirt. He has the white socks and sandals. The mother says, "My Ross is very special. I want you to give him a very special seat on your bus. I want him to sit up front every day." "No problem," says our driver, as Ross proudly seats himself right up front. The bus driver closes the door and goes to the next stop.

He opens the bus doors and sees a mother and another little boy. The mother looks at him and says, (you guessed it) "You're new aren't you?" He says, "Yes, ma'am, I am." She says, "Well, my name is Mrs. Cleese, and this is my son Lester." And when the driver looks at Lester, it's a pitiful sight to behold. The poor little guy obviously has foot problems. He's limping painfully. The mother says, "Lester has problems with his feet." The driver nods sympathetically. The mother says, "I want you to help Lester as he gets on and off your bus everyday, so that he will not trip, stumble, or fall." The driver says, "No problem," and he helps Lester limp to his seat.

And then, as he closes the bus doors and drives away, he sees in his rearview mirror that Lester has removed his shoes and socks and is picking at the largest, most grotesque bunions he has ever seen. It's disgusting, the way that Lester picks at his feet. Our driver shudders and drives on. He delivers the kids to school and returns to the bus barn. He parks the bus and finds his supervisor. He walks right up to the boss and yells, "I QUIT!" The boss says, "Whaddya mean, you quit?" The bus driver replies, "There's no future in this job." The boss says, "What are to talking about?"

And the bus driver answers, "Well here's my problem. How could I take a job where all I would have to look forward to every day would be TWO OBESE PATTYS, SPECIAL ROSS AND LESTER CLEESE PICKING BUNIONS ON A SESAME STREET BUS?"

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Originally by: Arron S

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Edited by: Arron S on 21/09/2007 01:36:19
Edited by: Arron S on 21/09/2007 01:32:51
also, one time on the bus a ****** was siting at the back of the bus right in front of a friend of mine(I made sure I was sitting at the front of the bus away from the ******, they have been known to **** and **** on the bus) So about half way threw the bus ride he starts to scream and luaghthing for no reason which was annoying, but was rather entertaining watching my friend trying not to punch him in the head... Then again, children and babys are 100x more annoying then a kid with down syndrome.

******* bus drivers are awsome, I love being on the bus when they drive away and watching people run after the bus. there this one Bus driver here, that speeds and stops the bus fast so that people go forward. one time he stoped the bus, and disopeared for 5 minutes to get coffee and then stoped to have a smoke 15 minutes later.

also, jesus chirst this post was ment to be funny and a *****ing thread,god!

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