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Lionel Richie
The Commodores
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Posted - 2007.09.24 17:31:00 -
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Thats right you heard it hear first!
The Goons have teamed up with Jesse Jackson to start an international campaign to defeat racism and bigotry. After being totally horrified that another group of internet spaceship pilots would insult their French opponents using such hurtful slurs as "frogs" and "frenchys" the Goons have decided that they can no longer stand by and watch as bigotry, sexism, and general distastefulness spread throughout the world.
To demonstrate their earnest resolve they have pledged to remove all members from their alliance that have ever made racist, sexist, or bigoted comments in any form. Unfortunately this has had the side effect of reducing their alliance down to a single member. Who may you ask is this last Goon standing as a bastion against hatefulness? Remedial.
That's right Remedial. Who as we all know has dedicated his life to fighting for the rights of others and whom has always been a champion of civil rights and human dignity. Remedial issued this statement, "When I'm not fighting the good fight protecting welfare mothers and laid off factory workers against racial and sexual discrimination, I find myself drawn to the cause of erradicating bigotry from the Internet. Now those of you who may have listened to my previous 'State of the Goon' speeches should know that I have always held racial tolerance as one of the founding pillars of the Goonswarm alliance. Well racial tolerance and bad homemade ****, those have always gone hand in hand in my book. Furthermore while it saddens me to remove so many dedicated Goonswarm members from the alliance I feel it is in the best interest of the alliance and humanity as a whole."
In tandem with Remedial's press release Jesse Jackson had this to say, "Rabble rabble rabble friend chicken and watermelon mmm...mmm... good."
In other news Al Sharpton plans to hold a press conference calling for today to made into a national holiday celebrating this historic change.
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Rhaegor Stormborn
Pestilent Industries Amalgamated
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Posted - 2007.09.24 17:32:00 -
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Originally by: Lionel Richie In tandem with Remedial's press release Jesse Jackson had this to say, "Rabble rabble rabble friend chicken and watermelon mmm...mmm... good."
I am wondering if the mods will find the above quote to be ban worth or not.
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Enthes goldhart
Gallente Resurrection R i s e
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Posted - 2007.09.24 17:32:00 -
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Edited by: Enthes goldhart on 24/09/2007 17:32:55 1st i loled ibtl
Edit: fail
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Elder Bob
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.09.24 17:33:00 -
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img-remcock
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Turin
Caldari Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.24 17:34:00 -
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I want to bang your daughter Lionel.
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BonKerz
Minmatar SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.09.24 17:36:00 -
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who is goonswarm
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Lionel Richie
The Commodores
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Posted - 2007.09.24 17:39:00 -
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Originally by: Rhaegor Stormborn
Originally by: Lionel Richie In tandem with Remedial's press release Jesse Jackson had this to say, "Rabble rabble rabble friend chicken and watermelon mmm...mmm... good."
I am wondering if the mods will find the above quote to be ban worth or not.
Ban worthy or not. Geez, like if you are going to take issue with my reporting at least write your "Letter to the Editor" in proper English.
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Pimpzilla
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Posted - 2007.09.24 17:57:00 -
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Lionel.
Your nuts.
Your nuts is like as big as my house.
And I've got a pretty big house.
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Bobby cocks
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Posted - 2007.09.24 18:03:00 -
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You beautiful chocolate god.
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Sebastien Starstrider
Eve Liberation Front
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Posted - 2007.09.24 18:06:00 -
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First page I hope! =D
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