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Brujo Loco Amarr Brujeria Teologica	Posted - 2007.09.29 22:58:00 - [1] This *"The Theology Council is watching ... YOU!!!"* Viva VENEZUELA!!!
Brujo Loco Amarr Brujeria Teologica	Posted - 2007.09.29 22:58:00 - [2] This *"The Theology Council is watching ... YOU!!!"* Viva VENEZUELA!!!
Tamia Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2007.09.29 23:32:00 - [3] Looking for queue-free research slots? Click here!
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.09.29 23:50:00 - [4] News flash! Originally by: Liz Kali Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking Originally by: TheDagda click For the love of the jovians stops necroing
Thanos Draicon	Posted - 2007.09.30 00:30:00 - [5] Wow, apes aren't people. Amazing. --------------- Originally by: CCP Prism X Hey I have an idea: "Let's not endure any more of your spam for the weekend!" Enjoy your time away from our forums.
lofty29 Reikoku Band of Brothers	Posted - 2007.09.30 00:55:00 - [6] Quote: Group president Martin Balluch insists that Pan is "a being with interests" and accuses the Austrian judicial system of monkeying around. --- Project Mayhem 2
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.09.30 01:50:00 - [7] Originally by: lofty29 Quote: Group president Martin Balluch insists that Pan is "a being with interests" and accuses the Austrian judicial system of monkeying around. I didn't make it past the picture of the monkey Originally by: Liz Kali Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking Originally by: TheDagda click For the love of the jovians stops necroing
Derovius Vaden	Posted - 2007.09.30 01:56:00 - [8] I don't know why a government would be fighting this, if the monkey becomes a person, they can tax him too.
Gojyu Gallente Ever Flow	Posted - 2007.09.30 02:16:00 - [9] Originally by: Derovius Vaden I don't know why a government would be fighting this, if the monkey becomes a person, they can tax him too. Well, although you're sarcastic, it does bring up a good point. Since a chimp won't be employed, he won't need to pay taxes, as an unemployed person, however, he would be entitled to social welfare
Thanos Draicon	Posted - 2007.09.30 02:20:00 - [10] Originally by: Gojyu Originally by: Derovius Vaden I don't know why a government would be fighting this, if the monkey becomes a person, they can tax him too. Well, although you're sarcastic, it does bring up a good point. Since a chimp won't be employed, he won't need to pay taxes, as an unemployed person, however, he would be entitled to social welfare He'd still have to fill out the forms, and somehow I don't think he'd be able to. --------------- Originally by: CCP Prism X Hey I have an idea: "Let's not endure any more of your spam for the weekend!" Enjoy your time away from our forums.
Gojyu Gallente Ever Flow	Posted - 2007.09.30 02:23:00 - [11] Originally by: Thanos Draicon Originally by: Gojyu Originally by: Derovius Vaden I don't know why a government would be fighting this, if the monkey becomes a person, they can tax him too. Well, although you're sarcastic, it does bring up a good point. Since a chimp won't be employed, he won't need to pay taxes, as an unemployed person, however, he would be entitled to social welfare He'd still have to fill out the forms, and somehow I don't think he'd be able to. If you're illiterate you're able to have someone else fill them out and all you have to do is sign it, and since any squiggle is a signature, the day a chimp is declared a person I'm building myself a dole-farm with a couple of dozen monkeys
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.09.30 03:18:00 - [12] It'll be funny when you give one of the monkies a pen and he looks up and stabs you in the eye with it Originally by: Liz Kali Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking Originally by: TheDagda click For the love of the jovians stops necroing
Malicious Afterthought Sanguine Legion	Posted - 2007.09.30 03:22:00 - [13] Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny It'll be funny when you give one of the monkies a pen and he looks up and stabs you in the eye with it It'll be funnier still when you get an infinite amount of them, with access to typewriters...
Amarria Black Clan Anthraxx	Posted - 2007.09.30 03:27:00 - [14] Hmm.... so since a monkey is not a person, would President Chimpy McFlightsuit's presidencies therefore be declared invalid? The Constitution repeatedly states "person" under the eligibility requirements.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.09.30 04:53:00 - [15] Originally by: Malicious Afterthought Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny It'll be funny when you give one of the monkies a pen and he looks up and stabs you in the eye with it It'll be funnier still when you get an infinite amount of them, with access to typewriters... You can't sign a document on a typewriter Originally by: Liz Kali Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking Originally by: TheDagda click For the love of the jovians stops necroing
Bardi MecAuldnis Amarr Heretic Army Fang Alliance	Posted - 2007.09.30 08:17:00 - [16] Originally by: Malicious Afterthought Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny It'll be funny when you give one of the monkies a pen and he looks up and stabs you in the eye with it It'll be funnier still when you get an infinite amount of them, with access to typewriters... you win... --- Amarr/Caldari, and proud of it. Hey hey let's go kenka suru! Taisetsuna mono protect my balls! Boku ga warui so lets fighting! LET'S FIGHTING LOVE!!!
Tecknoblaze An Eye For An Eye Rule of Three	Posted - 2007.09.30 08:38:00 - [17] DUDE YOU GUYS TOTALLY MISSED IT: THE NAME OF THE TOWN IS WIENER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------------ snip Your signature was removed for being inappropriate for these forums. Please email [email protected] with a link to your signature graphic if you have questions. -Rauth Kivaro ([email protected])
Tecknoblaze An Eye For An Eye Rule of Three	Posted - 2007.09.30 08:43:00 - [18] Can I be in goons now? ------------------------------------ snip Your signature was removed for being inappropriate for these forums. Please email [email protected] with a link to your signature graphic if you have questions. -Rauth Kivaro ([email protected])
Mardonius Gallente Get out of the Kitchen Zzz	Posted - 2007.09.30 10:43:00 - [19] Originally by: Brujo Loco This Were you under the impressions that chimps were people?!?
Fink Angel Caldari The Merry Men	Posted - 2007.09.30 10:49:00 - [20] The point being not that they really think he's a person, but the law cannot offer the protection to him that they want as an animal. I guess that's the part of the law that needs looking at, not making him legally a person. "Their upkeep costs about euro4,800 (US$6,800) a month. Donors have offered to help, but there's a catch: Under Austrian law, only a person can receive personal gifts. Organizers could set up a foundation to collect cash for Pan, whose life expectancy in captivity is about 60 years. But they contend that only personhood will give him the basic rights he needs to ensure he isn't sold to someone outside Austria, where he's now protected by strict animal cruelty laws. In April, a district court judge rejected a British woman's petition to be declared Pan's legal guardian. That court ruled that the chimp was neither mentally impaired nor in danger, the grounds required for an individual to be appointed a guardian." If they declared him a person they'd have a bit of trouble shooting him dead for escaping.
Femaref Caldari Mercenaries of Andosia Veritas Immortalis	Posted - 2007.09.30 12:26:00 - [21] Originally by: Tecknoblaze DUDE YOU GUYS TOTALLY MISSED IT: THE NAME OF THE TOWN IS WIENER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its Wien btw ...
Xen Gin The Dragoons	Posted - 2007.09.30 18:23:00 - [22] Monkeys can't be people, but Apes can

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