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Snake Doctor
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Posted - 2007.10.16 18:20:00 -
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They are doing it because they love me.
I went to CCP and camped out in front of their office until they let me plug my laptop into their network.
Ever since then, CCP has been a highly efficient supercomputer that can adapt and learn from the environment around it. Just like Terminator.
Only it's actually a highly evolved virus that runs it. No OS. Just a virus.
The Nerfinator.
And it's because of me, not Chribba. In fact, the Nerfinator was thinking of making dreads fit only basic miners, and running up the CPU use on it.
It thinks it would be funny.
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Snake Doctor
Paradox v2.0
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Posted - 2007.10.16 18:20:00 -
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Originally by: Snake Doctor They are doing it because they love me.
I went to CCP and camped out in front of their office until they let me plug my laptop into their network.
Ever since then, CCP has been a highly efficient supercomputer that can adapt and learn from the environment around it. Just like Terminator.
Only it's actually a highly evolved virus that runs it. No OS. Just a virus.
The Nerfinator.
And it's because of me, not Chribba. In fact, the Nerfinator was thinking of making dreads fit only basic miners, and running up the CPU use on it.
It thinks it would be funny.
Correction: Nerfinator has just emailed me. It wishes to henceforth be called "they".
We're so screwed.
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Snake Doctor
Paradox v2.0
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Posted - 2007.10.16 18:22:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T Do you speak signalflaggish ? 
No, but I speak Special Moves!
Down, down-right, right, High punch!!!
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Snake Doctor
Paradox v2.0
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Posted - 2007.10.16 18:28:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: Snake Doctor
Originally by: Akita T Do you speak signalflaggish ? 
No, but I speak Special Moves! Down, down-right, right, High punch!!!
I'm more of a "up close and personal", forward, down, forward, high punch kind of closer...
No way- Down(charge:2), up+kick
Guile pwns your kittens.
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Snake Doctor
Paradox v2.0
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Posted - 2007.10.16 18:38:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Prism X Edited by: CCP Prism X on 16/10/2007 18:33:56 Edited by: CCP Prism X on 16/10/2007 18:32:58 Dude. Bad timing! But I'll play ball. 
You allege that we are affecting the natural progression of the environment in favour of a customer you perceive as favoured by us. This should not be tolerated.
Here's the thing. I've perceived myself to favour posting in topics either made by you or in which you've made an appearance. Thereby giving that topic a golden banner signifying CCP presence which, in theory, could alter the number of views and replies said topic receives. This implies that my perceived preference for reading your posts and thus altering the forum environment by replying is a tell tale sign of intolerable favouritism.
Your devised punishment for this alleged crime is to punish the player by enticing the playerbase to force our hands with somewhat surreal methods. I can't imagine what that would come out to in this case but I'm sure someone can offer suggestions.

Oh, and in the case non of that sticks: I believe you misspelled his somewhere in there. 
/WIN!
I'd love you forever if you "punished" him by making all of his text pink from now on.
Also, change his sig to the "Can it be hugs teim now pleez" lolcat.
PUNISH HIM!
Nerfinator emailed me. "They" said it was okay to do.
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Snake Doctor
Paradox v2.0
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Posted - 2007.10.16 20:27:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic c-c-c-combo breaker! 
Down, up, left, left, A, right, down.
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Snake Doctor
Paradox v2.0
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Posted - 2007.10.16 20:47:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Snake Doctor
Originally by: Tarminic c-c-c-combo breaker! 
Down, up, left, left, A, right, down.
*mashes the "punch" button while Snake Doctor is in a corner*
kickkickkickkickkickkickkcikkickkickkcikkcik headstomp kickkickkickkickkickkickkickkickkickkickkick punch
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Snake Doctor
Paradox v2.0
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Posted - 2007.10.16 21:39:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic Oh man, that's so going in my sig if I can fit it.
Didn't they just outlaw Triaminic?
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Snake Doctor
Paradox v2.0
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Posted - 2007.10.16 21:47:00 -
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Originally by: Major Death This thread proves that there are DEVs in CCP!
Cloning Facility Operation is a cook book!
...I'd hope there are developers at CCP, Major...
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Snake Doctor
Paradox v2.0
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Posted - 2007.10.16 21:48:00 -
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Originally by: Verone I give this thread :

out of
    
for uselessness, and complete failure to make any form of logical or valid point.
Try harder next time.
back, back, forward, highpunch.
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