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Lord Zap
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Posted - 2004.02.24 21:54:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Zap on 25/02/2004 02:51:24
Edited by: Lord Zap on 24/02/2004 21:55:41
While waiting for Amarr battleship Level 2 to train this evening I decided to hop in a rifter and strap on some 250mm scouts to see if I could have any fun while I waited. I warped to a few random belts and noticed a Probe warp in behind me at one of the belts....
Lord Zap > yes?
Mofasa > waht was that about?
Mofasa > you are as good as dead now my friend and if you hide in a station we will take it
Lord Zap > lol
Mofasa > u listening to mee
Lord Zap > not really
Lord Zap > you must be new to this game
Mofasa > thats not lol quinty is on my side
Mofasa > no
Mofasa > ive played for 3 monts
Lord Zap > youre not going to kill me
Mofasa > on another char and if you dont belive mee you will see
Lord Zap > youi are a n00b
Lord Zap > ok well ill have to see then
Lord Zap > go mine in your probe roflmao
Mofasa > you are as good as dead now my friend and if you hide in a station we will take it
Lord Zap > LMFAO
Lord Zap > 2004.02.24 21:17:41 combat Your 250mm Light 'Scout' Artillery I perfectly strikes Mofasa [PCGW], wrecking for 162.6 damage.
Mofasa > yea ill just bring allice my other char and 20 corp members in bs and KIILL YA NOOOOOOOOBY RIFTER ****
Mofasa > so AHHH HAA
Lord Zap > you think this is the only ship i fly?
Lord Zap > lol
Lord Zap > you really are new
Lord Zap > i have several battleships
Lord Zap > plus a scorp
Lord Zap > and im pretty rich
Mofasa > if you have better the wy dont fly it you idiot
Lord Zap > fun?
Mofasa > o yea send all your money to mee so i can see
Lord Zap > lol
Lord Zap > this is going on teh boards
Mofasa > and still you only have 1 bs
Mofasa > my corp has 20
Lord Zap > thats nice
Lord Zap > omg everyone can have a good laugh at your expense
Mofasa > and they are rat and pk hunters
Mofasa > what did you get from killing mee?
Lord Zap > i was just messing around in my rifter
Lord Zap > your probe warped in so i killed you
Lord Zap > it was fun
Lord Zap > especially seeing as you died in 2 shots
Lord Zap > ¼_¼
Lord Zap > wasnt it fun for you?
Mofasa > yes i c it was fun evry body think that but WHY???
Lord Zap > becasue of this response
Lord Zap > you realise that you spouting all this **** has made it all worth while?
Mofasa > wah t if you flyed your pØbs and i saw you and thaught your ship was cool and then tryed to talk to ya and then realised you wer afk so i had allitle fun and killed ya just to see how big the blast werE
Mofasa > wuld you think that was FUUUNN!?!?!??!
Lord Zap > i wouldnt go afk
Mofasa > if you say yes can i kill ya?
Lord Zap > thats the kind of dumb thing id expect you to do
Lord Zap > youre not going to kill me
Mofasa > naa
Lord Zap > thats not the way it works
Lord Zap > i kill people like you
Lord Zap > anyways go buy a new probe :)
Mofasa > and...
Mofasa > can i lend 60k for a rifter?
Mofasa > :)
Mofasa > better than probe :D
Lord Zap > how long have you been playing this game?
Mofasa > how did you kill me in 2 shots?
Mofasa > 1 day :)
Mofasa > but i have friends that have ben playing longer
Lord Zap > ok its your lucky day
Mofasa > what?
Lord Zap > but remember, dont make idle threats in future
Mofasa > yeah yea
Lord Zap > there you go
Lord Zap > go buy a new ship
Mofasa > dont kill me again will ya
Lord Zap > sure i will
Mofasa > thanx :D
Lord Zap > be more careful next time
Mofasa > yeah
Mofasa > ok
Lord Zap > bye
Mofasa > but i have to go back and get mu ore in station :)
Mofasa > bye
Don't let it be said that I dont show compassion  (occasionally)
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Draximus Prime
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Posted - 2004.02.24 21:59:00 -
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Omg... what is wrong with you man!?!
Someone get a doctor... Zap must be ill... 
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KrapYl
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Posted - 2004.02.24 21:59:00 -
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Omani
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Posted - 2004.02.24 22:01:00 -
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lol 
Gotta love noobies :p
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.02.24 22:05:00 -
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I hated it when they start guilt tripping you 
so, Zap
did you see 20 friends look angry at you yet 
This is not a hijack
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Ione Lightrunner
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Posted - 2004.02.24 22:10:00 -
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ROFL
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Lord Zap
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Posted - 2004.02.24 22:10:00 -
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LOL, he just asked if he could join m0o also
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John Zeppe
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Posted - 2004.02.24 22:14:00 -
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Bah don't blame him, everyone is like "OMG all my friends are gonna kill you" the first time they get ganked...
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Snidd
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Posted - 2004.02.24 22:19:00 -
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Edited by: Snidd on 24/02/2004 22:20:23
Zap u r a noob. Batty boy.
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Golan Trevize
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Posted - 2004.02.24 22:20:00 -
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OOC ha ha ha good one ...
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Lord Zap
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Posted - 2004.02.24 22:21:00 -
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Edited by: Snidd on 24/02/2004 22:20:23
Zap u r a noob. Batty boy.
Here is an alt of one of my previous victims.
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Tibor Ferenc
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Posted - 2004.02.24 22:34:00 -
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Edited by: Tibor Ferenc on 24/02/2004 22:35:52
LMAO. Like you say it makes it all worth while. Theres no better incentive to kill than hate mail/convo's.
Also let no1 ever say Zap has'nt got a heart of gold giving the n00b some isk.
(BTW Drax I like your sig changes )
Tib
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Lord Kermit
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Posted - 2004.02.24 22:37:00 -
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Edited by: Tibor Ferenc on 24/02/2004 22:35:52
LMAO. Like you say it makes it all worth while. Theres no better incentive to kill than hate mail/convo's.
Also let no1 ever say Zap has'nt got a heart of gold giving the n00b some isk.
(BTW Drax I like your sig changes )
Tib
Heart of Gold?!?!  BAH!
more like a toenail of faux-gold....
even a bad man has a good day... or is that good man has a bad day... hmmm
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Fuujin
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Posted - 2004.02.24 22:39:00 -
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hahahah nicely done.
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SKiNNiEH
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Posted - 2004.02.24 22:40:00 -
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So, why an Apoc :) Doesnt sound too PVP worthwhile
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Ignition
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Posted - 2004.02.24 22:45:00 -
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Ahh thats classic
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.02.24 22:48:00 -
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LOL, he just asked if he could join m0o also
teh funneh
This is not a hijack
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Lentia
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Posted - 2004.02.24 22:56:00 -
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Ok, that was funny.
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Hellspawn01
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Posted - 2004.02.24 22:59:00 -
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Lord Zap > there you go
Lord Zap > go buy a new ship
Even a pirate can¦t resist to show some mercy.
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Sassinak
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Posted - 2004.02.24 23:00:00 -
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LMAO
Mofasa.. Please Bring all your friends to kill zap, please bring all your best modules.
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pooti
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Posted - 2004.02.24 23:08:00 -
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Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2004.02.24 23:24:00 -
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So, why an Apoc :) Doesnt sound too PVP worthwhile
Probably the best...but takes alot of skill points to be good at
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Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2004.02.24 23:26:00 -
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All ya can do is laugh at the people who say they will have a 20bs fleet out to get ya. Even the players who do have a 20bs fleet at their command, could not organise it in 5mins
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CoolSprog
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Posted - 2004.02.24 23:42:00 -
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Edited by: CoolSprog on 24/02/2004 23:42:59
When he gets better and has played longer and realises who m0o are....he will kick himself lol, i think he thought zap was just 1 person
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2004.02.24 23:46:00 -
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Edited by: drunkenmaster on 24/02/2004 23:47:28
nice. it's convos like that that make it all worthwhile.
sadly, I just get called ****boy in local, and that's about it.
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killswitch
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Posted - 2004.02.25 00:29:00 -
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Omg that is funny
"you are as good as dead now my friend and if you hide in a station we will take it"
LOL!
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AwiL
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Posted - 2004.02.25 00:46:00 -
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hey give mofasa a break, the lion king loving b*tch didn't realize who zap was, but when he does, he won't be going out for any revenge, gj zap, way to keep ganking noobs alive, gotta love the hate mail/convos. awesome that u told the kid u were gonna post it also.
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Reptar
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Posted - 2004.02.25 01:18:00 -
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aww it makes u go all fuzzy inside
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Snidd
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Posted - 2004.02.25 01:41:00 -
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Lord Zap how much did u pay to join m0o.
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Meccros
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Posted - 2004.02.25 01:53:00 -
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Edited by: Meccros on 25/02/2004 01:53:55
thats uhm, pretty ghey (the newb that is)
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MooKids
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Posted - 2004.02.25 02:04:00 -
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That is pretty good. Of course back when I was a n00b, I found out right away (like within 15 minutes of starting) who m0o was and what they did. Nothing like being accused of being a m0o alt on the first day .
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Sniperpirate
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Posted - 2004.02.25 02:10:00 -
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roflmao 
bet hes gone all red and too afraid to post on these bords!!!
nice1 zap
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Prophex
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Posted - 2004.02.25 02:15:00 -
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Bloody hilarious.
Send him the link to this post in-game...
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Naqq
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Posted - 2004.02.25 02:20:00 -
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So, what's next? Zap Jr.?
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Tyrrant
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Posted - 2004.02.25 02:29:00 -
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lol zap.. way to keep the newbs commin back for more.. prolly shouldnt call them newbs sense if anyone looks at my ingame details, you will see that im the Offical Newb :p.. nj zap and in 2 shots
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Omniwar
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Posted - 2004.02.25 05:35:00 -
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Mofasa > yea ill just bring allice my other char and 20 corp members in bs and KIILL YA NOOOOOOOOBY RIFTER ****
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Khali Nephtys
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Posted - 2004.02.25 07:20:00 -
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Nice to see you are a reasonable chap underneath that gruff exterior Zap, it's encounters like this that can set the tone for the rest of the game for a newbie.
Reminds me of my first week ingame, I was mining in 0.4 space, and jump to a belt and get targetted by npc's, and there's this player there mining too. Being the noob I was I just took note of him ( because my auto scanner didn't show pirate drones, like a noob I had been messing with the settings. )
I told my ceo this totally innocent guy attacked me, and my ceo logs in his apoc and rushes out to the belt, luckily for the guy he had made himself scarce by then hehe. Just me floating in my pod and a few bits of my vigil were all that was left at the scene. Doesn't matter who you are getting blown up that first time is always a shock.
Khabs am pehkt...........seize the stars.
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DREAMWORKS
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Posted - 2004.02.25 09:05:00 -
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I bet Zap is on longer killlists than i am.
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Riddari
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Posted - 2004.02.25 09:07:00 -
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Lord Zap > i have several battleships
Lord Zap > plus a scorp
Ok, when did the scorp become a not-battleship?
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Lord Guerdo
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Posted - 2004.02.25 10:10:00 -
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that was teh funneh
I mean c'mon, just think about it. What would make more sense then the 3 most hated alliances teaming up to lay waste to the people they all hate anyways? CA is already allied with PA, and TPS lies between the two alliances. Natural allies to be sure. But it's not just that, all but PA (and even some of them) have adopted a "stfu and die, or come and fight us, we don't give a **** what you think or do" philosophy, as well as a PvP Kill everyone not friend kind of mentality. These are the people in eve that kill or convert, the ones dedicated to the death of others, because history, circumstance, and the rest of eve have driven then to do so (except TPS, who are just cool ass pirates ). |
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Randuin MaraL
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Posted - 2004.02.25 10:33:00 -
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Cheers to that!
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Steini OFSI
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Posted - 2004.02.25 11:10:00 -
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Lord Zap > i have several battleships
Lord Zap > plus a scorp
Ok, when did the scorp become a not-battleship?
Since Zap wrote those words  . Wouldn't it be funny if after 2 years someone would get a battleship in a frigate on pure skills (assuming battleship pilot just got it)
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Dr Jekill
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Posted - 2004.02.25 11:22:00 -
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Muahahahahahahaha
Nice one Lord Zap :)
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M0RIARTY
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Posted - 2004.02.25 11:33:00 -
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roflmfao
send the guy linkage so he can understand now why he was podded
Noo sig comming SOONÖ
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Posted - 2004.02.25 11:40:00 -
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ROFL can't belive the poo people spout out. Dam good of ya to give him the money for a new ship though zapp :)
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Marie Kristin
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Posted - 2004.02.25 12:44:00 -
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haha, nice one
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Keiran Halycon
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Posted - 2004.02.25 14:17:00 -
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Moral of the story? Don't smack talk if you can't back it up... :) |
OG Rabbit
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Posted - 2004.02.25 14:30:00 -
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Nicely done. That showed compassion to endure the abuse and then give the kid isk for another ship.
Good to see pirates showing class.
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Soul Reaver
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Posted - 2004.02.25 15:24:00 -
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Edited by: Soul Reaver on 25/02/2004 15:28:09
Zap in a RP sense its my job to hate you and your job to despise me! Its my job to be nice to peeps and help them out and be the big anti Pirate glory King and your job to be despised by peeps and show no mercy ever under any circumstances.
I am now seeking counseling because you have shifted roles and I cant cope. My whole world has changed in an instant. You actually bought the guy a new ship for gods sake! Next we will be having tea and cucumber sandwiches and reminiscing over the good ol days rah rah yah boo sucks...
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I have several Scorps and No battleships ha ha ha
Be you a Pirate or a Simple Alt creeper! Sooner or later you'll dance with Soul Reaver and His Amazing Underpants
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Lord Zap
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Posted - 2004.02.25 17:20:00 -
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Lord Zap > i have several battleships
Lord Zap > plus a scorp
Ok, when did the scorp become a not-battleship?
What I meant to say was I have several tier 2 battleships, plus a scorpion.
Please give me a break...
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DREAMWORKS
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Posted - 2004.02.25 18:03:00 -
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NEVEERRRRRR MUHAHAHAHA!
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Riddari
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Posted - 2004.02.25 18:15:00 -
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Quote:
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Lord Zap > i have several battleships
Lord Zap > plus a scorp
Ok, when did the scorp become a not-battleship?
What I meant to say was I have several tier 2 battleships, plus a scorpion.
Please give me a break...
How about a cookie?
Ok ok, I'll give you a break.
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Rod Blaine
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Posted - 2004.02.25 18:25:00 -
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quite the noob you got there. I actually feel envious of this Mofasa guy. I wouldn't have been bothered at all if i had started out my Eve career in such a way (except for the smacktalk of course).
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boff
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Posted - 2004.02.25 22:48:00 -
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My first comment on these boards, but Lord Zap I respect you and stay out of your way... v funny...
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Xavier Hawk
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Posted - 2004.02.25 22:56:00 -
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What would be cool Zap, if you let him jon M0o and show him the ropes. He could be your apprentice... now that is compassion :)
You would make him a killer in no time...
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Lord Zap
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Posted - 2004.02.25 23:46:00 -
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What would be cool Zap, if you let him jon M0o and show him the ropes. He could be your apprentice... now that is compassion :)
You would make him a killer in no time...
Naw, I have enough n00bs to train up at teh moment
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scouting
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Posted - 2004.02.26 04:11:00 -
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LOL, he just asked if he could join m0o also
if only he had 30mil...damn
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SKiNNiEH
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Posted - 2004.02.26 07:44:00 -
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Yep.. they are getting big, maybe too big in the end.
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Siddy
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Posted - 2004.02.26 08:37:00 -
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WhiteSnake
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Posted - 2004.02.26 10:21:00 -
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lol zap, you are a rich person for sure, wasting ammo (2 shots) to a noob, anyway, I would never accepted any money from a guy that blew me in a fisrt place, I guess that makes him noob twice.
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